I.M.P. Office EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/80563906OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Suckin' on Bee's lil' toes.
They won.
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>>80567247>>80567444Personal Alastor!
https://x.com/urhmhru/status/2010691726034542777?s=20
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>>80567688>>80567696>>80567711>>80567719Alastor deserves rape
>>80567753Many are saying this.
>>80567661>Alastor being given his own personal Alastor
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Free use deer.
imagine the i.m.p office in the peadverse
>>80567532Thank you for the context I really appreciate it.I completely understand your reasons for a volcel lifestyle. A relationship in general is so much work and frankly if you aren't into the concept I wouldn't recommend at all. It is a massive undertaking and while I personally love mine I can understand entirely how it's not for everyone. I guess I do struggle though with the concept of why not continue to try for a relationship? I feel like y'all aren't totally repulsed by 3d?
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>>80567812>all conflict in Hell is solved instantly
>>80567815Not them but some people get burned so bad it just doesn’t feel worth it anymore.
>>80567815How out of the loop are you, Fizzposter?
>>80567815>>80567892Not saying this to be snarky btw, have you been taking a sabbatical from /hhg/?
>>80567889>it just doesn’t feel worth it anymoreUnderstandable entirely though personally I just can't accept stopping pursuing something that important.>>80567892Incredibly. Near entirely. >>80567892Yes. Been a while. I find it important to take breaks for sanity,
>>80568019>I find it important to take breaks for sanity,You missed the lesbian radiostatic orgy.
>doesn’t give a shit about people like Sir Pentious or Angel Dust being genocided>hates all sinners and thinks they don’t deserve redemption and is only going along with it because of Charlie>only intervenes in the extermination because Charlie was in danger >can’t even remember Vaggie or Angel’s name >is only portrayed by fans as a silly dad guyI think I would respect Lucifer fans more if they acknowledged what a huge asshole he is instead of making him out to be some harmless goober.
>>80568049I did....... and I would have loved it too.
big fizzie...
>>80568055Lucilith has great potential in season 3 because Lucifer’s disinterest in his people and Lilith’s desire to create something better for them makes for such a good conflict. I hope Viv makes the situation more complicated than Lilith being secretly evil the whole time because I think she is right to be frustrated with Luci’s inaction even if she does love him. Lucililith has the potential to be one of the most interesting dynamics in the show if done right.
Bleach all angels, make heaven pure again!
>>80568072Wait, are you a guy or grill, Fizzposter? Were you around at all for season 2 while it was airing? It was exciting times.
>>80568055>instead of making him out to be some harmless goober.You can't really blame them since Viv herself treats him the exact same way, as does the narrative of the show. It's Stolas all over again.
>>80568093I've grown so attached to all the cute Lucilith/Morningstar family content out there that I'm starting to feel absolutely gutted knowing we will get fuck all for it in the actual show and Lilith will be quickly dispatched to make room for a shitty yaoi slop ship
Filling froggy with cock cum!
>>80568144I’m not giving up hope yet because I became convinced Vox wouldn’t be a cute crt or that radiosilence wouldn’t happen in season 2 before it aired based on doomposting here but I am going to wait for the entire third season to air before I watch any of it when it rolls around. That way I don’t have to wait weeks for new episodes only to be let down if it does turn out like shit.
>>80568206>I became convinced Vox wouldn’t be a cute crt or that radiosilence wouldn’t happen in season 2 before it aired based on doomposting hereYou got a point, I had the same issue. Lucifer and Alastor becoming friends is fine, I just don't want another Stella situation to justify it happening. And I really do hope there are cute family Morningstar moments...
>literally just noticed Vox actually pushes Alastor away from Lucifer when he shows up to get them to stop talking
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>>80568269He knows there's far more sexual attraction between the two of them
>>80568237I want to believe in Viv especially since she claims season 3 is the story she’s wanted to tell her whole life. I am hesitant enough to wait for it all to air but I would like for her to prove me wrong about how I currently feel about her ability as a storyteller and pull through. At this point the only things about the show I’m interested in are Lilith and Roo since the radiosilence arc I wanted is over.
>I have a plan to fix the overpopulation problem in Hell!
>>80568269>>80568279Goddamn, he really is possessive of that deer
>>80568308Why are Lute and Adam so blurry compared to Charlie?
>>80568055This, then they call Lillith a toxic abuser for leaving the two of them and not responding.We don't even know whether she was present when he okayed the exterminations. If she was and he still went ahead and okayed it then all the fault lies with him.
>>80568279Ah, so he was pissed Alastor was paying attention to someone else.
>>80568326Still like that he considers owning Alastor a greater accomplishment than besting the princess and king of hell. Quite cute and silly of Vox
>>80568324I mean there's basically no way around her being a massive bitch for ghosting her daughter for 7 years. It's not like she can't contact her since we see her actively ignoring calls from Charlie and the fact that at the end of S1 Lute told her to go do something about Charlie and the only reason she didn't is because Sera told Lute to call it off, so there's no physical barrier keeping Lilith from speaking to her.
Honest question looking for an honest answer.Do you, or have you ever, like Blitz as a character.If no, why not?
>>80568322It’s AI.
>>80568375I like Blitz more than Stolas. But Fizz mogs every character in HB by a massive margin
>>80568375>>80568375Forgot my image
If my daughter was as retarded as Charlie I would ghost her too
M-maybe Lilith is held captive by God and has no choice?
>>80568055I like writing Lucifer as an apathetic asshole who wants to do better but can't, despite having moments where his love for Charlie snaps him out of it. I think a lot of the woobifying comes from depressed teens who want to justify being shitty people by blaming it on their own mental illness.
>>80568407>think a lot of the woobifying comes from depressed teensAnd viv and the show itself
>>80568100No, black is beautiful
>>80568100>>80568415>We're getting race wars again and it's not my fault this timekek
>>80568375I'm honestly fine with him, even though I find the Stolitz shit insufferable. Personally I relate more to Millie given that I too was raised on a farm and had to adapt to city life.
>>80568414For sure, I wish the show didn't coddle him so much. He needs to suffer next season but I doubt Viv will let him unfortunately.
>>80568415Is this the negro mistress everyone keeps talking about?
Rape all angels.
>>80568440White Husk do you also consider yourself volcel like oneitis does?
>>80568440While I prefer her humanoid form to be black, or blackish, I not welded to it either as technically she and Sera (and the SoG as well) are aliens when it comes to gender and race.I still would either way
>>80568486>What did he mean by this?
>>80568462I'm very much a volcel. I've been in relationships before including one lasting almost a decade and I have current options available to me that I'm not taking. I had 70 likes when I deleted my dating app last. I'm a grey-ace who gets my needs met through smut and my close friends, I genuinely feel so fulfilled enough in my day to day life that I don't really want to go through the effort of dating. The juice isn't worth the squeeze, especially if I'm fine with the water I have at home
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>>80568506>They made Charlie whiterDiamonds
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>>80568279i'm so disappointed we didn't get at least five more minutes of three egotistical manbabies bickering with eachother. i wanna put all three of them in a jar and shake it up
>>80568537I hated that scene and I’m glad it was short. Lucifer doesn’t have chemistry with Alastor or Vox I only like his scenes with Charlie
>>80568368I reserve my judgement until we know the twist. I'm very certain she's keeping vital information from Charlie.
Sexualize Alastor
>>80568577If Lute is the character I most want to call someone a faggot, then Moxxie is the character I most want another character to call a faggot. Hell, his father came close, so it's not like it would be a huge ask.
>>80568531Charlie is literally chalk white. She can't get any whiter than she is already.
>>80568612>He thinks whiteness is just skin colorngmi
Is this a real move gay dudes go for? I've never ran across a double dick one hand jerky in the wild but after seeing it I'm kind of surprised it's not more common.
>>80568611Man's been emasculated to the point dildos seem to be magnetically attracted to his ass.He didn't deserve it.
Eat the Vaggie.
>>80568649This is actually one of the most common things fags do because of how easy it is to pull off. That and oral are the most traditional ways of faggotry dating back forever since anal isn't actually easy to do whenever you feel like
>You get to be reborn in HazbinBut>You're the child of Moxxie and MillieDo you take da deal
>>80568667My pleasure.
>>80568670>Non-zero chance you get to fuck MoxxieDone!
>>80568600>I'm very certain she's keeping vital information from CharlieLikewise. I'm a little fuzzy on how it ties into the Alastor-Rosie plot though. The blackbagging-then-ramping-up-the-exterminations part I get, but not the Alastor-Rosie stuff, and I know it's connected because Zestial himself mentions it in season one with the whole "falling to holy arms" thing. I mean, did Alastor help facilitate the blackbagging, for example?
Alastasia and Voxxy holding hands in bed.
>>80568690Bad girl? More evidence of Danny being a woman in disguise...
