Boss Blitz EditionPrevious thread: https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/81044506OP Templatehttps://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-template//hhg/ website:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/>Hazbin HotelHazbin Hotel is the story of Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she pursues her seemingly impossible goal of rehabilitating demons to peacefully reduce overpopulation in her kingdom. She opens a hotel in hopes that patients will be "checking out" into Heaven.Hazbin Hotel Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlmswo0S0e0>Helluva BossFollow Blitzo, a classic demon Imp who sets out to run his own small assassin business with his weapons specialist Moxxie, his bruiser Millie, and his receptionist hellhound Loona. Together they attempt to survive each other while running a startup in Hell.Helluva Boss Pilot:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OlahNrlcgS4Episode playlist:https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-uopgYBi65HwiiDR9Y23lomAkGr9mm-SOfficial website:https://www.hazbinhotel.com/Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss full episodes & shorts & downloads[NOTE] The moment the Prime versions of HB are released and HH S2 is released it will be uploaded onto this site:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-shows/Previous threads:https://desuarchive.org/trash/search/text/hhg/type/op/results/thread/hhg/ Cytube channel:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/hhg-ct-redirect//hhg/ Season 2 leaks:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/s2/s2leaks/hhg/ booru (a little dead):https://hhg.booru.org/Psyanon fanfic recordings:https://hazbinhelluvageneral.com/psyanon-recordings//hhg/ fics:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/yt9eyw09rgvo2zw/AAARltoYS1-aW-FYF8aQx4Pja?dl=0https://pastebin.com/u/mrkillwolf666/1https://archiveofourown.org/collections/hhg_fics
Filling Charlie with Bird-Fawns
Love our cult leader TV husband
Punish deer
>>81055318>Why be with them if you don’t want to have sexI don't think that Angel has too much of a choice
Rape ALL televisions!
>>81055831Love his gay little sweater vests.
How many shares have you bought to control the website?
>>81055938He sold his soul to a pimp. What did he expect?
Adam SEX NOW
>>81056130I have a controlling interest in market futures for /hhg/.
>>81056080>picrelAlastor would never comfort Vox like that
>>81056162That’s Alastasia plotting to make Voxxy fuck ugly men
>>81056244You’re right he would manipulate him into having sex with ugly women
>>81056244He would mock him for crying like a little bitch.
So she's totally a slut for red, hard, throbbing, enormous demon cock right?
Why is Alastor so mean?
>"You're a d-demon? And your name is Blitzo? Oh fuck that's so hot!"
>>81056307If we don't get Blitz fucking her within 24 hours we riot.
I AM HUNGRY
>>81056219
>>81056244It's part of his manipulation.
>>81056356SAUCE
It's starting
>>81055938Yes but he sold his soul to Val so he must have wanted it but now all he does is whine even though Val gives him a nice life
>>81056386https://x.com/Whiteartblood/status/2019955665650045255
Am I the only anon here into tomboy forced femme?
>>81056495
>>81056504>Alastor is gonna turn down THATMaybe the deer really is a faggot
>>81056504>Fumbling a cute big breasted tv hag who is a also an evil sociopath that would do anything you asked and kill anyone for youI can never forgive him
>binge both hh seasons towards the end of last year for the first time, not really knowing what I was in for>never been a fan of musicals>enjoy the fuck out of the music/"plot-based music videos", because music in general does things to me>re-watch a few times>learn some of the songs or at least some parts on guitar>eventually start singing along, despite being very quiet and having severe memory issues>turns out it's actually a lot of fun to sing and not just metal growling>voice improves in general>more power from my diaphragm and lungsI didn't even know I could sing as high as some parts require.Sometimes I even manage to keep singing properly despite the lump in my throat and tears on some songs.Fuck I love it.thanks for reading my blog post
>>81056227Kek
>>81056457>Reveals he's actually a demon>She's so slutty for demonic dick, she LETS him carry her back to Hell>"Time to see my vacation home!"
>>81056541>>81056549You guys do realize Vox is a man in canon, right?
>>81056504I wonder what people would’ve thought about season 2 if Vox was a woman
>>81056601Yeah but we're talking about big titty Voxxy right now
>>81056636This. I want Voxxy to breastfeed me.
>>81056601No in an alternate universe Alastasia and Voxxy are both women and they fuck human men.
Alastasia with male Vox feels correct for some reason
>>81056693>human womenFtfy
>>81056774Pretty sure Blitzo sleeps with human women. He seems that freaky.
I’m relistening to the s2 soundtrack and the first fucking lines of the don’t you forget reprise make me so sad“You think your little mockery is gonna make me cry? That I’m bawling about the past that would’ve been”And then “You still need me like you did before” “So cute you think I care” Valentino should’ve forced them to fuck
>>81056702The best is when they’re both female and I’m in the middle
Hypothetically speaking if you did want to see some art of the redhead secretary what would you want?
>>81056577>>81056790When is he gonna give Loona a sibling
>>81056852Blitzo cucking Stolas with her
>>81056852Her bent over the desk with her ass red saying Thank you sir!
>>81056828>Valentino should’ve forced them to fuckI think having to look at Alastor's disgusted expression during sex with him would break Vox though
>>81056504Wtf I love radioshatic now
>>81056892Blitzo would never go behind Stola's back to fuck her. Stolas would want to watch, heh.
>>81056896Sure she'd figure out he was a demon but she's too slutty to give a damn.
>>81056903vox just needs to cover alastor’s eyes problem solved
>>81056872It would be interesting to see Blitzo produce some half-human offspring.
I straight up hate Valentino because he has no right to be jealous when he’s fucking whores and Angel every night if he wanted monogamy he should have lived by it
>>81057000I get the feeling Vox would want to make eye contact and hold hands with Alastor the whole time they make love though. The reality of Alastor looking at him scornfully and cursing him out would hurt too much.
>>81056611Vox’s character works incredibly well for a woman and /co/ fucking loves the horny for the protag villainess trope. There would be a loss in fujos but Voxxy would make up for it in gaining waifufags.
>>81057082>Vox’s character works incredibly well for a womanNo he doesn't, everything he does is dictated by insecure masculinity. He is intrinsically tied to being a man. Stop being a braindead gooner
>hag villain>evil corporate bitch who secretly lusts for the protagonist If Vox were female she would be insanely popular on /co/ because they eat that shit up over there.
>>81057107He’s the classic woman scorned trope. Both Alastor and Vox could be gender flipped and nothing would change about their character. You can’t do the same to Adam or Lucifer.
One day I will write about sex with Vox and Voxxy at the same time with the two of them fighting over who can make (you) cum more timesThe fact that so many TVsisters are bi and that Vox makes such a great woman feels like hitting the lottery
>>81057146>Both Alastor and Vox could be gender flipped and nothing would change about their characterI'll give you Alastor, but all of Vox's motives and behavior are linked with wanting to prove himself as a masculine conservative man. His entire relationship with the Vees would be fucked if he were a woman. You only see him as a woman because of his behavior to Alastor, which is not inherently feminine anyway. He is guided by his own narcissism to prove he is an alpha male
>>81057195>and that Vox makes such a great womanHe doesn't.
>>81056335I suspect he fucks human women up the ass.
>>81057200NTA but I can kind of see what both of you are saying. I think Vox does act more like a woman with Alastor especially in the bar scene but otherwise acts like a male character. I said before that radiostatic feels more like a lesbian relationship which considering it was written by two female writers with no male input makes sense. I disagree with you that Vox’s behavior towards Alastor isn’t feminine because I don’t think he acts like how a gay man would. In staticmoth it feels like a gay male couple and believable.
>>81056611Big loss for the fujos and straight yumesHuge win for waifufags and lesbian/bi yumes
>classic 1950's conservative closeted gay man who is closeted because he is a man who feels being a faggot takes away from his masculinity >clearly looks uncomfortable in pride merch because he finds it cringe effeminate woke shit>viv confirmed he doesn't like bottoming with Val because he is insecure, which is a uniquely male dilemmaI never understood the Voxxy shit, it's pure goonerism.
>>81057223Yes he does. Voxxy is wonderful. You just don't get it. Love them both so so much.>>81057323You have to R63 flip Vox in your mind, anon.>conservative closeted gay manHe's bi.Switch it to semi-feminist closeted bisexual woman, who only embraces the parts of feminism that allow her to move forward but is secretly both jealous but lustful of other women in that way only the female mind can feel envy.A lot about Voxxy is a uniquely female dilemma, but it's ultimately still Vox.It's fine that you don't get it. Voxxy is for the girlies.
>>81057323Voxxy and the rest of the r63 stuff was from a universe where the characters were born the opposite gender and didn’t become it. Voxxy wouldn’t have masculinity issues but they would probably be replaced by body issues like an eating disorder and a need to prove herself as a woman in the 50s she would still be a repressed homo.
>>81057382>Switch it to semi-feminist closeted bisexual woman>Vox>semi-feministIt's not Vox anymore. You're making an OC
>>81057382I see Voxxy as being the type of woman who would step on others to get ahead. She fires actress for getting too fat, she’s friends with skeezy producers who prey on girls looking for a career in the film industry. She isn’t looking to advance the world for women she’s only looking out for herself and happens to be a woman.
>>81057431All the r63 content is technically OCs.
>>81057382>>81057431Also, I AM a girl. Hence why I think the people who insist Vox can map perfectly onto being a woman are full of shit. None of his experiences aside from unrequited love are in keeping with being a woman at all.
>>81057458Not really with Alastor as everything about him would be exactly the same if he were female
>>81057459I disagree you but it isn’t that deep. I think you need to tweak him slightly but I don’t think a CEO bitch with a god complex who steps on other women to get ahead themselves is that far out there.
>>81057490Everything about Vox pertains to masculinity and suffering from insecurity the way men do. Simple as.
>>81057484Sis I like both Alastasia and Voxxy. I don’t really care to debate this any longer because I can’t see you changing your mind no matter what I say. I’m not going to stop liking Voxxy content just because someone thinks she’s ooc. If that were the case I would have stopped when scatspammer was on my ass for doing it.
>>81057525I'm not saying stop liking Voxxy, I'm saying it's retarded to say shit like "Vox works perfectly as a woman" when you're essentially removing everything about Vox to make him a woman
>>81057443>She isn’t looking to advance the world for women she’s only looking out for herself and happens to be a woman.You get it!
>>81057554I disagree with you but I can’t see this argument going anywhere and I don’t want to fight with you. I prefer radiostatic yuri art over regular radiostatic so I will always be biased.
Yurigoddesses
I have Vincent's nose however I'm a woman so it doesn't look good on me. Sad!
>>81056903>Alternate universe where Vox mans up and rapes Alastor>Vox ends up being the one crying during it despite being the rapist
>>81057704Your nose is perfect for other women to use as a seat
>>81057704If Vincent were a real guy I wouldn't like his nose but I think I may be gayFriend of mine got rhinoplasty and I'm happy for her since she was always super insecure about her nose, but...I thought her nose was fine beforeThen again, I also want rhinoplasty and I'm told nothing is wrong with my nose
Weird how the femcels here don't project onto Alastor when his behavior and struggles are more in keeping with being a woman, is it because he's a Stacy?
>>81057701Epstein…
>>81057520Agreed 100%. I respect people who prefer RS yuri but it loses a lot of its appeal because I feel like the restrictive nature of masculinity is such an intrinsic part of the original ship. The one I really don’t get is straight RS though (where only one of them is gender flipped), it’s about as interesting as white bread.
I look like Velvette but my hair isn’t very long.
>>81057754You are acting very strange.
>>81057754Honestly very little about Alastor is relatable to me and I find it funny that so many women do relate to him. The obsession with being the best and strongest, the sporadic violent behavior, and the complete aversion to emotional expression and intimacy all kinda scream “man” to me. Maybe it’s because I’m involved in musical theater and spend a lot of time with fruity, dandy men, but he reads very much like one of those theatrical performance men to me. The Cab Calloway comparisons are apt in a lot of ways
>>81057787Wtf anon are you a negress sinner doll?
>>81057768Some people crave hag sex.
>>81057754Most of the femcels were closeted lesbians who had their hearts broken is it really that strange they would relate to a character who went through the same ordeal?
>>81057708>Vox would try to rationalize that seeing Alastor look disgusted is a turn on because he likes when Al suffers>but Alastor's unwavering expression and neutrality throughout the whole ordeal would start to piss him off>he'd start fucking into deer even harder, trying to get Alastor to react or do anything >Alastor flinches at most while still staring ruefully at him>Vox starts to tear up and get soft>he wants to scream at Alastor, demand to know if he ever felt anything for him, demand why he even spent time with him if it meant nothing>he's fully soft at this point, hasn't even come>pulls out and stumbles to the bathroom to sob and throw up
>>81057836>The obsession with being the best and strongest, the sporadic violent behavior, and the complete aversion to emotional expression and intimacy all kinda scream “man” to meWere you the one just arguing that Vox is perfect as a woman despite him also having these traits?
>>81057903Canon. Vox is a cruel person in a lot of ways but I don’t think he could tolerate Alastor disassociating (or worse, becoming upset) during sex. It would break his heart all over again
Secretary sexo
>>81057840I’m petite and short like her but i look more tomboyish
>>81057920No, I’m not. Personally I don’t think either of them work as women, albeit for different reasons.
>>81057836>The obsession with being the best and strongest, the sporadic violent behavior, and the complete aversion to emotional expression and intimacy all kinda scream “man” to meNTA but I've been basically living like this as a result of having an abusive father. I have an extreme need to control things and be better as a result.
>>81057920No that’s me and I stopped debating you.
>>81057768I do like RS yuri though.
where can I find an adamsister gf
>>81057990Fair enough, I’m not trying to say that no women experience any of those things, but I think it’s rooted in a different place for us. Trauma, mental illness, self-loathing, etc. Whereas for men it’s in small part biological and large part the result of societal pressures that most women don’t really experience in the same way.
>>81057836>The obsession with being the best and strongest, the sporadic violent behavior, and the complete aversion to emotional expression and intimacy NTA but unfortunately I have all of this and that’s why I self insert as Alastasia in radiostatic yuri.
Wait a second, are there brown women here?
Alastor's treatment of Vox is exactly the same as every Stacy who strings along a simp
>>81058067Vox…
>>81058041We don't experience societal pressures, but I get annoyed by that in itself because I want to be respected.
>>81058073Stacylastor
>arguing whether Vox or Alastor make a better womanHoly shit who fucking cares just enjoy whichever you prefer as a female or both at the same time.
We need season 3 now Viv
Not to stroke the flames but Vox being a pitbull mommy is very woman coded desu
>>81058103I started this shit and I feel bad now. It's just arguing for the sake of it. I'm sorry, Voxxy enjoyers, you're not doing anything wrong in liking her or thinking it works to make Vox a woman.
I hate shitbulls
>Voxxy>AlastasiaENOUGH! Bring me Madam or Valentina
How has the reaction to the new short been?
>>81058154>MadamI miss the posts about her fupa
>>81058161I feel like HB has fallen off majorly in popularity
>>81057746My sister also got rhinoplasty like 15 years ago and even thought I was happy for her it also made me sad because she was the only woman I know who had the same nose as me and rarely see women with big noses. Once again, sad! >>81057742Now that you mention it...
>>81058154I don’t have much saved sorry
>>81058154
>>81058089I get wanting to be respected but personally I’m very grateful we don’t experience those societal pressures. They seem soul crushing, especially in Vox’s and Alastor’s time
>>81058067>he doesn't know
>>81058216My girlfriend has a love of weird noses on women, which is funny since mine is small and "normal". I also think having an Annie from AOT nose is cute on women. Don't feel ashamed of it, sis.
>>81058067I’m a burger with a Brazilian dad, take it or leave it
>>81058121leakerchads need to lock in fr fr
>>81058278I think part of why I like radiostatic yuri is that feels for more believable to me that Alastasia would be sweeter to Voxxy even if somehow she’s mean and manipulative at the same time.
>>81058248It is crushing in having to live up to masculine ideals and there is freedom in never having any expectations put on you aside from being beautiful, but it's also very infantilizing. My father treating me like property that exists solely to be his replacement wife was shit. I never want to feel powerless like that again.
>>81058279Wtf put clothes on her!!
>>81055754
>>81058315Definitely true. Their relationship feels like an intense female friendship I had in high school. I thought my outgoing friend was the world, while she barely gave a shit but would still put up niceties to keep me hooked
Black femanon..
>>81058387Cute
>>81058335I can see that. And I’m sure having an abusive man in your life changes things. I’m sorry you had to deal with that. I definitely resented the infantilization as a kid but as I’ve grown older I’ve come to appreciate it in some ways. Looking back at when I still lived with my parents, the work I had to do around the house was much less physically taxing than what my brother and father had to do, and I’ve noticed that in the rare situations that I am in a potentially dangerous situation in public, many of the men around me will make sure I feel safe and comfortable which is very sweet. I work at a somewhat labor intensive job where almost all my co-workers are male, and even though I’m very independent and can do the job fine, a lot of them will go out of their way to make sure that I don’t have to do the hardest jobs and that I don’t end up in potentially dangerous situations. It’s quite nice when you think about it
>>81058395Alastor in general at least from what we’ve seen in the show seems to only be capable of positive relationships with those work in his favor and have at least a certain level of respect or admiration for him. His relationship with Nifty and Charlie is easy because neither of them interfere with his goals and both respect him. He’s hostile to Lucifer and gets into spats with Vaggie because they both challenge him or are dismissive to him. His relationship with Rosie flipflops based on whether she’s helping him or working against what he wants. We see the flipflop again where Alastor goes from friendly banter with Husk to threats because Husk implied something inferior about him. Zestial also respects him.
>>81058454>Looking back at when I still lived with my parents, the work I had to do around the house was much less physically taxing than what my brother and father had to doThat's funny because my mother and I would do most of the work while my brother and dad were lazy bums. Probably part of what drives me to want to be respected since I've had to pick up so much of the slack while getting no recognition for it. I also work in a heavily female dominated job where we all help each other out. Vastly different life experiences we've had by the sounds of it. But this is part of why I find Alastor's drive and perseverance very relatable.
>>81058067I'm a spic but I don't think I'm brown enough, or brown at all
Wasted 9 hours of my life doomscrolling reward
>>81058387>Viv can forgive and support serial rapists like Val>but misogynists like Adam are too far and she hates him
The Maid/Butler japanese merch is going to be sold through amazon and animate for a limited time due to "popular demand" https://x.com/animate_cafe/status/2019697592679256523?s=20
>>81058147Alastor...
All I wanted in season 2 was Vox crossdressing and a panty shot and I will never get it.
>>81058278Thank you sis, I'll try to fight the insecurity....
>>81058588>It drops on Feb 12 , a day before Feb 13 when the valentine merch drops. Oh no my wallet
>>81058067Adam... (if you said it in arousal)
>new helluva short confirms blitzo is a kiddy diddleri-...w-what the fuck, viv......
>>81058636>his valentine's merch will just be him as a head>no cute outfitsVoxsisters...
>>81058670Wtf based Adam?
>>81058189Luke and Alastor would bond over their shared love of architecture
>>81058576Val will probably have a tragic backstory unlike Adam.
>>81058588I want more official Japanese Hazbin merch, they're so cute.
>>81058248I wish I didn't experience the societal pressure of needing to be respected as a woman, I wish I could just float by on being cute and submissive but I very unfortunately have to toughen up and I have to toughen up quickly.I don't know how I'm going to do this once things get serious. I can't fuck up potential opportunities, nor can I allow myself to get walked all over.>>81058216Seconding >>81058278 my friend I mentioned who got rhinoplasty is one of the most beautiful women I know and I thought that even before she expressed her insecurities to me>>81058335>Never want to feel powerlessI feel you there. I used to think I'd be okay with being property but certain incidents still haunt me and the thought of taking the "easy" route doesn't feel easy anymore especially as a woman who refuses to be forced into certain things.
Why do they always do big group for Valentines merch? I can excuse not wanting to do ships but you think they would at least do solo characters.
>>81058846Agreed, I'd prefer solo standees and keychains
>>81058846>Its always hotel cast, vees, and heavenIt must suck for people whose favorite character is grouped in with their least favorite or a character they don’t like
I got a rhinoplasty to blend in with the goyim
>>81058576What's funny is that Adam doesn't even give real "misogynist" vides, his entire army is conformed by women, his boss is a woman who he doesn't have a problem with, and his right hand is also a woman who he really respects
I would like a deer or tvsister to warm my bed. I have this fantasy where I kidnap one and tie her up and she’s crying but then I just take her to my giant bedroom, strip her naked and snuggle her. Maybe bite her a bit but mostly snuggle.
>>81058576>>81058961I don’t get twitter people who hate Adam but defend Lute because they’re both equally evil in their actions. You can’t criticize Adam then make Lute your feminist girl boss.
>>81058980If you're a guy then this creeps me out
i hear there's a new SLUT FOR DEMONS in today's short
>>81059002They do?
>>81058980I fantasize about taking some of them captive and I would love to tickle some of them while they begged me to stop I think they would react very cutely. This is all fantasy though I would never do it.>>81059013NTA but I’m not.
>>81059002I guess I see Lute as a groomed victim of the system
>>81059013I assume it’s another girl
>>81059002It’s funny whenever they do this because Lute is OBSESSED with BAC (Big Adam Cock) to the point where she goes insane
>>81059059I’ve seen some dangervag and emilute shippers who hate Adam for being genocidal but love Lute
>>81059066I'm ticklish and the anticipation of being tickled will make me laugh more than actually being tickled>>81058980This is very sweet if you're a girl, I'd be happy to play along but you better bite hard enough to draw blood
>>81056504>>81056549>cute big breasted tv hag who is a also an evil sociopathimagine being her coffee bitch and bearing the brunt of her anger before she settles in for the day>>81058588YESYES YES YES YES YESFUCK EBAY SCALPERS!!!!!
hhg, do you think you can handle voxxy bullying you?
>>81059188I’m one of the few that wants to bully her not the other way around.
>>81059139Where are you most ticklish?
>>81059188Alastasia for bullying meVoxxy for me bullying her
Not going to lie somehow /hhg/ even at its most chaotic still manages to be less mentally ill than other fan spaces for the show.
>>81059013I’m a man
>>81059235My sides....
How long ago did you think they made the short? I’m asking because I’m thinking in relation to the Epstein news.
>>81059188Only if she coddles me afterwards
>>81059296one of the animators on twitter said a year ago
>>81059013I’m not a man but this faggot>>81059278is larping.
if i don't see that secretary as a demon within the year it's your ass viv
>>81059188no, i'm really sensitive to negative feedback. she would definitely make me cry but i'd also be a little horny about it and think about it again when i cum that night
The short was boring and the only interesting thing that came out of it was the hot secretary. Do we really need five million ‘billionaires are evil’ jokes
>>81059296Was there pedoshit in the newest short?
>>81059315Men are trying to hijack the tv and deersisters picking each other up, sad!
straight guys will see this and just think "hell yeah"
>>81059315Thank god, never let anyone come between the lesbian radiostatic orgy
>RS card is being BOUGHT for 4k-5kIs this fucking real?People are buying a fucking trading card for like 2 months rent money?
>>81059105I don't get those kind of people. I may hate Adam and love Lute as well, but I do so for entirely different reasons. If they love her like they say they do then they should accept her for all that she is, both in the good AND bad.
>>81059481Cursed
>>81059438Need me a wealthy RS shipping sugar mommy girlfriend...
>>81056611Everyone would know Alastor is gay
>>81059377Did you not watch it? At the end the billionaire Blitzo is impersonating is revealed to be a child molester.
>Voxxy being slightly more masculine in her presentation by wearing pantsuits >Alastasia is full femmeC-cute...
>>81059188Wtf rape her
Look at this fat clown...
hhg, do you think you can handle alastasia bullying you?
>>81059584If I could get a glimpse of her tail or hooves, it'd be worth it...
>>81059496>>81059567It’s easier to find a man who’s rich than a woman. Sugar mommies especially lesbian ones and very rare and desu a lot of them act just like men do in that they date super young Instagram model types
>>81058588I'll wait till the shrine merch come out
don’t bully me I’ll cum
>>81059532>Alastasia making Voxxy who prefers to be more masc or tomboyish dress like a lady >Voxxy hates it but goes along with it for the deer’s attention
>>81059641Most lesbian women I know are older and wealthy desu. I work with a lot of them
>>81059567Getting to share clothes or shop together is one of the best things about being in a lesbian relationship. >buying new lip product and then kissing my gf with itTruly a wonderful experience.
A sugar mommy could fix me
>>81059641NTA but one of my friends has a lesbian co-worker who is just like this. She’s not exactly rich but she has a large property with living space she “rents out”, except all of her “tenants” are 18-20 year old girls from the local college who apparently dont even pay to live there. First time I ever saw a lesbian sugar mommy. And with all due respect to her she’s not the most attractive woman so I guess the arrangement is beneficial for her
I want to touch his skin
What’s with Viv’s hatred of billionaires?
>>81059783Uuoooooo buff Vox
>>81059783I wanna sink my teeth into those lean muscles!
If I ever get rich I’ll be like that one dyke then and rent an apartment for all the deer and tvfemanons where they don’t have to work and can goon all day.
>>81059783He got jacked for Alastor and he didn’t even care
>>81059849That would be a dream
>>81059869Baka TV doesn't realize that Alastor wanted the opposite.
Would Hazbin and Helluva work better if everyone was genderbent?
>>81059881>vox’s muscles change between framesIt’s just like the actual show…
67!!!!
>>81059948Vox…
>>81059915Muscular Vox should be default Vox, he is too sexy like this.
>>81059889Depends a LOT in which characters are your favorites
>>81059881Not a voxsister but that chubby tv…I must feed him treats and rub his belly
Where is my daily dose of Abel?
GET A FUCKING HEART ATTACK EVERY TWENTY FIVE SECONDS
>>81060050SHEER HEART ATTACK
>>81059994Join the fat Vox revolution
>>81060017Ababy
>>81059889Genderbent Hazbin means that certain characters will get shafted because Viv doesn’t care about women.>Chaggie now gets massive screentime >Velvette is the main Vee and a gay twink who is the main villain of season 2 while Vox and Valentino are made into her ‘lesbian moms’ that get little attention >Lucifer’s entire role gets reduced to being Charlie’s mom and nothing beyond that meanwhile Lilith has a massive amount of fans even before his reveal>Tons of shipping fanservice between male Emily, Charlie, and Vaggie>Dangervag now has a ton of development and fanservice>Lute is the season 1 villain and his focus is on feeling betrayed by Vaggie while Adam/Eve is just a support>Velvette is the season 2 villain and gets a lot of yaoi bait fanservice moments with both Vaggie and Dickie while Vox’s relationship with Alastor gets referenced in about thirty seconds in dialogue and is never brought up againIt’s impossible for genderbent Hazbin to truly exist because how little Viv and the rest of cast cares about females would warp the entire show.
>>81060073Though buff Vox is also delicious
>>81060081>Dangervag now has a ton of development and fanservice>Lute is the season 1 villain and his focus is on feeling betrayed by Vaggie while Adam/Eve is just a support>Velvette is the season 2 villain and gets a lot of yaoi bait fanservice moments with both Vaggie and Dickie while Vox’s relationship with Alastor gets referenced in about thirty seconds in dialogue and is never brought up againLute x Velvette would be my crackship.
Mark my words if Charlie and Vaggie were male all the fujos that call it boring would be eating it up.
>>81060073Post more Chubby CRT
>>81060050thats just sinner pead patients
Viv but she’s a yurifag instead of a fujo
>>81060166She’d be in the Epstein files
>>81060017
>>81060121Probably not. It would be more popular than it is now, but it still wouldn't have any of the tension to make a ship interesting. It would probably be like Fizzozzie, which is liked but overshadowed by other ships in terms of fic and art
>>81060081>both Vaggie and DickieVaggie and Dickie existing in the same universe wtf
Sorry
>>81060179But she’s not a tranny or a male
>>81060130
I watch the gate like really well
Haven’t eaten anything in 30 hours
I should probably go away
Full on retards
>>81060221>>81060318*Kisses you and feeds you treats*
>>81060081>Dangervag now has a ton of development and fanservice>Lute is the season 1 villain and his focus is on feeling betrayed by DickieI wouldn't mind this at all actually...
It’s so cold where I am that my skeleton hurts. God’s wrath has come upon the United States.
Durrrrrrr Im retarded Durrr
Be nice
>>81060368Adumb...
>>81060368Charlie…
>>81060264Are you transvestigating ghislane?
>>81060390ghislane was a reddit mod she never stepped foot on 4chan it was epstein who was here they
Fresh yuri
I want that fat boy
>>81060420Love LCD bullying.
>>81060420>Lucifer teleports in and fucks them all making them addicted to his cock
>>81060464Haha classic rapecifer
>>81060464*Adam
>>81060464*Varg
>>81060449what is the percentage of freaky pead caretakers you think?
>>81060464*Abel
Excellent! Mr. Blitzo...EXCellent.
>>81060511Dubs decides whose cock that is.
>>81060517Abel would probably cry then cum in his pants he sees three beautiful women
Guwah
>>81060507What's this a reference to again?
>>81060605First version I saw of it was Deku and Bakugo
>>81060574>Striker gets to have my husbando's original voiceIt's not fair...
>>81060464*Me
>>81060759Anon....he would hate you...
all hazbin men are for being raped by women
blitzo and that nameless secretary had more chemistry in the 20 seconds they spent together than he had for 2 entire seasons with stolas
>>81060968Trvke
imagine his reaction to you offering him food he likes...
>>81060968Blitzo has chemistry with everyone except Stolas
Alastasia’s pussy stank reeks and Voxxy’s smells like fish
>>81060968The porn is gonna be so hot
>>81061144I just want to see him be happy...
The men are getting fatter
Doing this to tv
>>81061302COULD he achieve happiness with pead... i dont think he'll ever smile again
>>81061171>Voxxy’s smells like fishI’m going to deep inhale a sardine can pretending it’s hers.
>>81061315Would you be happy if you were as fat as him?
>>81058551Sup Carmilla?
>>81061441ehhhhhthe fat fetishist in me wants to say yes because big and soft is nicethe realist in me wants to say no because i'd probably last not that long until dyingso i don't know
>>81061171Jokes on you i'm into that shit
>>81061456Keno are you fat irl?
>>81061493235 lbs irl so probably
need to find my way to the opposite world version of this thread where people post cute imps all day rather than used up old tv and deer men
Adam’s stink pubes
>>81061514Be the change you want to be then
>>81061456True... For me what kills the fantasy is the fact that I would struggle to even move around anywhere.>>81061514Have a strawberry imp.
>>81061505What's your height? Depending on bmi you're probably just overweight
>>81061505How tall are you?
>>81061574this thread is my sole source for cute imps thoughso everything I could potentially post would be reposts
>>81061601>>810616056 feet
I hate impniggers
>>81061615Cope and seethe.
>>81061615Stella...
And out of nowhere, wet panties were made in unison
>>81061615Shut up Stella
>>81061613That's tall so you're probably not fat like at all bro
>>81061505Can I see your belly
>>81061643Whose?
What a long but productive day!Goodnight, /hhg/
>>81061643>implyingI only like women mostly and there is only one male anon in this place I would consider marrying and that’s entirely out of respect for him and nothing to do with his looks.
Vox' sensitive tits
Keep fatpostin...
>>81061661im workin on itin theory
>tall and overweight wtf is keno adam
Next you're gonna tell me Keno has a handsome boyish face
>>81061776Why don’t you have a boyfriend? You could probably get one
>>81061835Why don't the big tiddy TV and deer sisters have boyfriends is the real question
>>81061861A lot of us prefer women irl
>>81061613That's not even bad. You're like 20 pounds overweight tops
>>81061861Because they are insane.
>>81061835ehhh i dont really swing that way irl, sexual attraction to boys has always only been nonhuman and 2D for mea gf, tho? id like that. i don't think i make for good bf material tho
>>81061861Have you not noticed from the constant "lesbian radiostatic orgy" posting that they're all gay?
>>81061861From what I can tell they’re into women
>>81061861I want one but I’m voluntary celibate and the sexual temptation is too bad so I can’t have one. What’s even the point if you can’t fuck anyway
I need edgelord's dicks
>>81061975Have you been in a relationship before?
>>81062079only 11-12 years ago with a skype gf when i was 15other than that i've barely made many friends, let alone have a gf
>>81061861The only straight deersister is Millie and that's by the chance she married a man. She's asexual ultimately. Nuggs is a man and is straight but I legitimately think he's gay when it counts.
>>81062128I’m a straight deersis but I’m not a thread celeb, I’ve been here for a while though
>>81062128Nuggs isn’t gay
>>81062124I can be your friend...
>>81062151So he says. But he talks about dicks and hyper ass alastor all the time.
>>81062168fren...
I missed the kikerat crash out. How was it?
>>81062193I should try drawing more fat Husk since I improved a lot.
>>81062232He sperged and then fucked off it was quick
>>81062142Are you the one into charlastor?
>>81062256i wouldnt mind that, i like ur drawings
Who's baking?
hhg is kill
gleeps aren't real
>>81062457It's been fucking dead
>>81062124Are you into feederism or making your partner gain weight irl?
>>81062318No, I’m into RS mostly. Also ValAngel and SM
Fawns
>>81062491id be more interested in being the feeder myselfcuz i got back executive dysfunction n shit
Eggnant
>>81062526feedee*fuck i just realized lol
Keno is just a chill dude, always liked him
No way.No fucking way...
>>81062639>>81062639>>81062639
