First for being a boring avoidant loser.

>>2733169
Is a budget of $2000/month enough to spend about a month in Chiang Mai/Northern Thailand, two weeks each in Pattaya and BKK, and a month in a nice bungalow on a nice island(s)? And spending time doing actual tourist activities like motorbike touring, scuba classes, tours, eating nice food, private tutoring lessons, dating girls, etc? Or will I quickly be relegated to wander dirt roads in the tropical heat like Slumdork Millionaire/?

>>2733169
What is the Slumdork Millionaire's plans for Loi Krathong?

>>2733189
Does the $2000 include accommodation/accoomodation? If so you might have to go to cheap motels if you want to do tourist activities and tutoring etc on top

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This is Thailand before 7-Eleven and mass tourism...it's peaceful here. They even have a neighborhood public restroom.

Gay dude who works at my hotel offered poppers and dick.

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>>2733189
That's triple my spend, of course it's enough to enjoy luxuries.

>>2733271
Dude, if I wanted to walk down dirt back alleys with shitty buildings with haphazardly built additions and poverty I can do that in my shit kick western US desert hometown. The locals will also smile at me sometimes, through a meth toothed grin. Why travel around the world to see this? It's depressing to look at

>>2733271
I bet you could find a near identical setting in Florida, just with more N's

Damn. A couple raw Thai chilis in the morning is the best way I've found so far to just clear out my sinuses and throat.

>>2733298
Where you see shitty buildings and poverty, I see people who live free of involvement with globohomo. They build their own houses and raise happy families, exchanging goods and services with their neighbors. Living here isn't depressing at all, unlike corporate wagie droneville suburbia. There's a huge park right next to the neighborhood with a lovely tree-shaded walking track. Unlike American poors, both people and dogs are very well-behaved here. My room in a neighborhood motel has a quartet of playful young cats who are always goofing around. So curious and yet so easily spooked. I can sit on my porch for hours watching them.
>>2733264
>Loi Krathong
Ah, that must be what all the festival setup is going on for in Kanchanapisek Park.

>>2733314
If I understand your Slumbodian predilections, you will get much enjoyment from buying a float, putting it on the water and enjoying the festivities. I found Loi Krathong to have much more SOVL than Songkran which is basically mardi gras + water guns

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New affordable housing spotted. Aran is really cementing itself as one of the best poorfag destinations in Thailand. This is less than $60/month at the current exchange rate. All of these are decent & respectable places too, nothing like the horrid ghetto flophouses of America. Twice-daily train to Bangkok takes 5 hours, and there are plenty of buses to Pattaya as well.

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It really is enjoyable to smoke some 50 baht / gram vintage schwag. Remember how weed used to be so euphoric and dreamy in the old days? You could put on some mellow tunes and watch the kitties play as the day fades, pour yourself a cold beer and everything is all right. Thankfully these "low-value" strains still exist in arcane corners of the weed universe, they haven't all been purged from the market by 29% THC Orange Diesel Chem Psycho mutant strains, which fuck up your mind and get you hooked.

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Remember when steaks used to have meat on the bone? This thing was nearly paper thin and the "fried potatoes" ended up being mostly some greasy onion rings.
I found an ok massage place though for only 200/hour.

Pratamnak feels much more relaxed, it's more green and beautiful of an area. Seems like less beach and more greenery. But there is beach too. So I guess it's just more green. And very Russian.

There are so many Russians here. I checked out several gyms in the area and the "huge" black guys i I saw before were fucking boy scouts compared to the mass monster freak beasts of roided up Russians I've seen. Jesus Christ these guys are like the level of competing bodybuilder huge.

Sings everywhere have a very strong slant toward Russian as well. Many places may have signs in Russian, Thai, maybe Chinese, but then don't even bother with English. The Russian kid dodging from pattaya has hit new levels here. Literally dodging them because little kids just running around and playing all over the place. On sidewalks. In the street.

There's an Uzbek restaurant that was playing Uzbek music videos. It actually seemed weird. This entire area. I'm around men. There's a masculinity feeling that doesn't come with Thai places in general. It feels weird being around men or young guys with beards. I got a bit of this feeling around the Arab part of nana too, but it's come back.

A Thai commercial came on and so it cut to some ladyboy looking guy. No hint of facial hair. Sort of a wasp look. Not really a ladyboy, but what I guess is really the appearances standard for Thai men. Light as possible skin, absolutely hairless face without even a hint of stubble, kind of stupid looking hair like a mormon or something, about zero muscle mass. Then what seemed to be japanese guys came on. Japanese sounding language and curtain hair, skinny (little muscley), toys that were young men. This was such a stark contrast to I've been seeing on that Uzbek television.

Later I saw Thai guys in a fighting gym with tree trunks for legs and passed some Soi and seeing one high kicking leaves from some bush that was higher than his head. So whatever the fuck I don't know. The dichotomy of Thai. Rough looking fighters and qt traps.

Booked my flight for January, will be my fourth trip to Thailand.

Can anyone recommend some good resources for learning Thai phrases? I want to interact more with locals this time if I can.

Hi guys, can you recommend me some comfy and cheap hotel/hostel in Bangkok where i can spend time from 2nd half of december till half of January? I dont have much requirements - just cheap, private, it would be great to have top floor so not too loud and decent beds

>>2733407
Nana hotel

i'm enter thailand on 18th nov and leave on the 19th dec, that's 32 days. when i arrive at bk, will i have to apply for a visa extension or will i be allowed the standard 30 day visa?

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>>2733401
This book is god tier 400 pages of phrases and patterns divided by grammatical parts of speech. Unrivaled. If you got an actual tutor and just went through each chapter you’d be ballin

>>2733401
Learn how to read Thai and all the different tones. Then grind Comprehensible Thai videos on Youtube and Anki vocabulary. Then it's just a matter of having the confidence to speak it.

>>2733459
>30 day visa
What shithole are you from?

>>2733463
Uk? Is it longer than 30 days now?

>>2733463
It's 30 days from US as well.

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>>2733459
>>2733463
>>2733466

>>2733467
>>2733465
>>2733466
Kek, I knew that this board was full of retarded larpers

>>2733468
I went to Thailand earlier this year and was stamped for 30 days on entry as US citizen.

>>2733411
is it safe to book hostel as first time solo traveller ever? I mean living with complete strangers for many days, what if they stole my phone or passport from me, then i am cooked?

How often do you get sick and have to shit or vomit? Is it worth it to took vax for shit sickness back in home?
Is it true that thai girls dont like bearded men? Should i cut down my soibeard and get crewcut for optimal temperature control?

>>2733314
Hood n-words on welfare live free from globohomo, they dont have to work LMAO

>>2733411
Is it cheaper to get tutoring lessons in Pattaya or BKK? Also, quick rundown on how tutoring works in Thailand in general. I don't want to Google it, it would ruin the mystique.

>>2733351
yeah that's the best
or the charras from the mountains of india

>>2733377
>>2733378
enjoying these observations

>>2733377

Beef is considered a luxury food in Thailand. Restaurants will serve you credit card thin steaks. Don't order steak in Thailand.

>>2733411
If you mean the one on Soi 4 it looks really nice.

I didn't catch the reply last time I asked this :
How is it now that they have legalized weed ?

>>2733411
Wtf man, there are a half dozen hotels with 'Nana' in the name.

>>2733528
You think to too mutt, kaa

>>2733543
Da fuk you say to me ?

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The festival had a huge turnout last night, with a good number of Cambodians joining in as well. You'd never know Thailand has a demographic crisis by the preponderance of youths and parents in attendance. Sadly, the food vendors served lousy fair food. Not an herb or veggie in sight; the two flavor options were mayo and ketchup. Man was the park trashed this morning.

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>>2733487
Don't leave your phone or wallet unattended, even for a midnight piss. Most hostels have lockers, keep your passport inside your bag.

>>2733470
60 day rule took effect July 6th, I believe.
>>2733495
A parasite is enslaved to its host.
>>2733527
How is what? Very few Thais are stoners. They tolerate usage by foreigners, but do not approve of it. Many Thais seem allergic to weed, it makes them sneeze.

>>2733487
Why bother with this fear and the indignity of slumming it with begpackers when you can just rent a single room for yourself? The Slumdork Millionaire has been showing how cheap they are, pay attention

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Why don't they just fix the potholes on soi pothole?

>>2733271

looks depressing. why are you there?

>>2733487
only places i would consider staying in a hostel at are places where poor tourists don’t frequent (i.e. obscure places in japan). a hostel in bkk sounds hellish

the cheapest guesthouses are 500b already. there’s a cheap room near ekkamai bus station that goes for around 400b.
unless you are a poverty level tourist or want to hook up with other backpackers no reason to go hostel

Bkk hostels 15 years ago were pretty cool. Good memories.
Doubt it now though. Bangkok doesn't have so many obvious kind of weirdo tourists and trekkie backpackers staying in hostels and doing pub crawls. Now when I pass by hostels I don't notice obvious groups of white backpacker types. I seem to see many old indians instead lmao

>>2733624
The hostels near sukhumvit are starting to get indian version of budget sex tourists I suspect

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Thai gym membership and training rates in Aran.

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That gym was glacially air-conditioned with a spotless tile floor and picture windows. It's in this prettily lit cluster of upscale bars, restaurants, and a music venue on the edge of Aran. No tourist hotels nearby, however.

What can I do in Bangkok for 3 days other than ladyboys?

>>2733655
ice skating, roller skating, go karting, bowling, wall climbing, medical tourism

>>2733655
>>2733656
How is transport in the Bangkok? For example there is a cheap hotel to book in Ramkhamhaeng Rd - how to get fast from it to city centre - by metro?
Would you say Bangkok is good travel destination and base to see temples and cities close to or is it too big and too populated city to get anywhere from it?
Going from Bangkok to Pattaya by train to coom for few days - is it good idea?
Or is Chiang Mai better idea?

>>2733460
>>2733461

Thanks anon

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shut the fuck up dude

>>2733658
Most people prefer taking the bus to Pattaya. Train service is limited to one a day in each direction, and the station is a good walk from the tourist areas.

>>2733658
Looks like you can take the metro, the bus, or even a canal ferry to Pratunam from Bang Kapi. That area of Bangkok has a reputation for curt mannerisms, something to be aware of before you go. Traffic can also be oppressively heavy.

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Went for another long walk formsome durian. Several shops I marked in the map were closed already, but came across another that was open which I was passing as I had given up and was just walking back.

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Christ I can't believe it finally let me post and doesn't think I'm spam.

Some ugly bitch also acted like she was revolted at the sight of me and tried to ignore me and act like she couldn't understand a word I say and would just act cunty when I spoke her fussy tonal language. Tried to order some fried curry seafood and ended up with fried rice instead. At least some nice woman in the kitchen helped me get that far. First time this has happened in quite a while. Usually the restaurant people understand me just fine and it's a dish I order frequently and it seems awfully difficult to make pad preek gaeng unintelligible.
Suck. My. Dick.
Thank you to the helpful woman in the kitchen who bypassed the cunt.

>>2733639
That sounds luxurious. The gym I bought a month for doesn't have AC. Open air and fans. Squatting is fucking brutal. I get completely drenched in sweat like I got out of a pool.

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>>2733169
Is riding around on a scooter in Thailand the death sentence that Redditors would have you believe? As a first timer to two-wheeled motor vehicles, could I go to a parking lot and teach myself how to ride?

Also, I have no motorcycle license at home (USA), will I get busted and get sued for millions if I get into an accident? I read that since I'm not legally riding, I would be liable for everything.

>>2733720
Yes, it's pretty fucking dangerous, especially if you have no experience, heard so many horror stories while living there I lost count. And as far as I know insurance companies won't cover your bills if you get into an accident while driving without a license, maybe american ones are different in that regard, no idea. Just get a fucking license.

>>2733691
>Some ugly bitch also acted like she was revolted at the sight of me and tried to ignore me and act like she couldn't understand a word I say and would just act cunty when I spoke her fussy tonal language.

I would’ve hidden in my hotel room and only come out to pick up my food panda orders for a week

>>2733720
Regular shake-downs where the cops set up a road block and pull all the tourists over to check for an "international license". They let you go with a "small fine".

>>2733691
She just had sexpat radar and saw through your ascetic facade. You're for pecker playing just like the rest

>>2733691
Where was this?

Can I withdraw large amount ($5k+) from a Thai bank using my Charles Schwab card? The atms limit withdrawals up to 20k baht and wondering if I could go to a bank to do a withdrawal instead.

>>2733793
Yea. If you’re a lone white guy in SEA you’re at best a sex tourist and at worst a pedo. There’s no “neutral” white men.

>>2733800
Part of Pattaya. Away from the main tourist areas.

>>2733793
These idiots don't get my autism and mental neuroses from a poorly socialized life and shit family. I'm not a coomer and struggle to become one despite being a handsum man. My whole life is like wasted potential. I keep wanting to use the coomfrastructure as a personal therapy but so much of this is really unappealing. I think I just need to put more effort into it, think of it as work, and not make excuses.

What are some fun things to do in Pattaya besides the Thai lessons you'll find on Soi 6 or Walking Street?

>>2733805
Why not wire the funds to yourself?
>>2733829
This isn't the West. Nobody will give you special treatment because you identify with a certain label. Some people are more easily exasperated with an inept foreigner than others. Best not to let grumpy people bother you.
>>2733817
Not at all. You severely overestimate the importance of sex tourism to the region. It's entirely irrelevant to the vast majority of Thais. Even most of Pattaya by area looks just like any other Thai city.

>>2733829
Kek so you really are Insecurity Guard?

>>2733836
.)You severely overestimate the importance of sex tourism to the region. It's entirely irrelevant to the vast majority of Thais
And you severely misinterpret the context of anyone talking to you so you can reinterpret it in a way that makes you correct because of your megalomania

To anyone who read my comment, it’s clearly that it had nothing to do with the importance of sex tourism to Thailand economy, but with the inalienable and fixed perception, as a sex pest, that lone white men are perceived with.

Anyone with reading comprehension understands that I made my comment in response to you reporting that were treated rudely by the ugly Thai woman. This is because she perceives you as a dirty sex tourist. Thais will openly be rude to foreigners as a form of impotent peasant resistance because they’re powerless to do anything else.

I went to get a minibus ticket by central festival and the woman attendant scowled at me and refused to interact with me. She was pregnant, and so my infiltration of her country, culture, society, and fellow women was probably heightened as she carried the future thai generation in her womb. The moral gravity of her bodily function directly juxtaposing my vile hedonic one as I buy the mothers, sisters, and daughters she calls her fellow countrywomen

Thanks.

>>2733829
you don't want to fuck hookers, it's bad for your soul

>>2733842
Different anons.
Travel around more, and maybe you wouldn't be so confidently ignorant of the entire country beyond your sad, degraded coomer ghetto. I've experienced so much kindness and consideration from Thais on this trip. Moved to a village today 60 km from the border crossing.

is anyone going to watch dota 2

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1000 a day is a great budget for all-cash travelers

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>31 year old male with no real career
It's beyond over isn't it? Thailand won't save me anymore.

americans be like its ogre when they can make 4x the thai median income flipping burgers

>>2733910
4x Thai median wage but I can't move to Thailand can I

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Enjoying village life so far. Sala Lamduan is a pretty place and seems hospitable. Peaceful country lanes to stroll along and even a wild area with great vagabond campsites.
There is even a hip air-conditioned restaurant called "Based on a True Story".

How old is the average thai/trv/ bro? My guess would be ~25

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>>2733929
34, the grouchy posters being older.

Had to wash off the egg custard I bought as a piece had some dirt on it. Fell on the floor, evidently. Seller was a young guy. Out of 200+ food purchases, I've crunched on grit about three or four times. Mild gastric disturbance happens regularly due to mixing of incompatible foods. Cake and sausage, fish and fruit. Only one purchase, some barbecued skewers of red-colored blubber, was deemed unfit for consumption.

The meal in the last pic cost 150 baht.

>>2733917
What are your thoughts on Thai fries? For me they are either always under-cooked or under-salted... I need Western-pig salty and crispy fries 2bh

>>2733720
what if youre comfortable on a motorcycle? Ive road one plenty at home and had every intention of renting one while im there. Is it a death sentence because someone else will cut you off / run you over because thai's drive insane?

>>2733981
You can do whatever the fuck you want, just keep in mind that traffic-related death rates there are literally africa-tier

>>2733983
that doesn't mean accidents are frequent, only that they are nearly always deadly. rather not live as a cripple in any case.

>>2733981
They don't drive insane, to the contrary everyone stays calm and disciplined. Americans honk more than Thais do. Speeding cars and bareheaded motorbike riders are a bad combination when accidents do happen.

>>2734000
>They don't drive insane
kek how you seen how truck or minivan drivers drive?
helmet won't help when you get hit by something much bigger

thoughts on house of happiness and Klongsan District? Maybe it would be better for my mental health to lay down in quieter part of town, still pretty close to cooming districts?

>>2733793
she probably was having flashbacks to her days of getting ground out by the coomers of yesteryear - so many broken promises have made her hard.

is it hard to travel in thailand and do less-touristy things if you speak 0 thai? with such good translating apps and google maps being able to navigate you through pretty much anywhere with satellites above it, I'd think it wouldn't be so hard

>>2733889
you could still take your life savings and put it on a memecoin this bull run and make it

>>2733547
he called you a mutt

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>>2733917
>>2733377
>>2733691
Are you guys seriously eating like this? The portions look too small, laden with sugar and oil, or both. It's a good way of deterring tourists.

>>2734024
You have to stay at the Nana Motel directly across from Nana Plaza if you want to bring a girl up to your room. Get ready to shell out $40 a night for a smelly room that would give you permanant blindness if you turned off the lights and shined a blacklight on it. The light reflected off would be equivalent to staring directly at a 100 megaton nuclear explosion.

>>2733314
This fucking guy chimes in on any thread about people living in the absolute armpit of the earth. He always says "globohomo". It's a total cope because he's poor. He posts the most dilapidated places you'll ever see in your life and seethes when people make honest observations about his terrible life choices. I wish he would just start tagging his posts so no one accidentally takes his terrible advice.

>>2734066
Is nana really that bad? :( I thought it was preem location for a plaza pecker player

for the exalted
https://t.me/+9JUSwjm42OUwOGVh

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>>2734063
Why do Amerifats always complain about small portions at restaurants? The streets and markets are full of tasty snacks. Who in their right mind would want a meal so huge that you can't enjoy something afterwards?
>>2734045
Yes, it is a challenge at times, particularly in parts of the country where people have zero experience whatsoever in dealing with foreigners. Sometimes a question asked via translate gets a flurry of speculation among locals, yet no answer materializes. Patience and forbearance are key. Country people are slow-witted, so don't get mad when encountering difficulties.
>>2734081
Yeah, so terrible to live in a peaceful, walkable small town with a brand-new lakefront walking path half a kilometer away...so new it's not even on Google Maps yet. So terrible to listen to birds singing and breathe fresh country air in the early morning hours. So terrible to pay $11.50/night for a neat little cabin on a quiet one-lane street, where I can chill on my porch in the evening hours. So terrible to encounter smiles and greetings when I'm out and about in town, people coming up and asking if they can help me with anything. I'd so much rather be in some noisy, unfriendly tourist ghetto like Pattaya.

>>2734218
sounds very comfy fren and I enjoy your posts

>>2734052
You could also lose it all and then kys

>>2734225
if he has 5k and loses it all who cares
he could 100 or 1000x it though

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>>2734218
I am going to assume you're not being rhetorical. I enjoy your posts, so please do not interpret this as a provocation for another inarguable chud-debate, and simply see it as an explanation.

>Why do Amerifats always complain about small portions at restaurants?
I am used to having meal portions in the 500-800 calorie range, depending on the time of day, and how much physical activity I have done.

The photo of the fried rice above is maybe 0.20 cups of rice (140 cal) plus oil (200 cal). I could see that as an ok snack, but I do not like consuming oil, butter, or sugar. A more ideal amount of food would be 1 cup of uncooked rice which contains ~700 calories, and some tofu, greens, tomatoes, etc. which are arguably negligible in calories. After choosing to eat all, or almost all of this, I feel charged, but also clean. It's comfy, and I can carry on with my day.

One time I ate probably 2000 calories in a school buffet. It was epiphanic. For a full 24 hours, I didn't eat anything else, I was productive, I slept, and I didn't think about food at all. I drove home that concept that we are inextricably like batteries, needing recharging.

Anyway, in most restaurants, where I am paying an inflated price for food, sometimes 10-50x, I want to receive a meaningful amount of food. It's a respectful thing to do - imagine paying $20 for a bowl of fried rice. Maybe you wouldn't, but I immediately consider the restaurant's profit margins on this dish (1000%), and feel upset from their greed. Quality and quantity are factors for me. They are mutually inclusive.

>The streets and markets are full of tasty snacks. Who in their right mind would want a meal so huge that you can't enjoy something afterwards?
Lot's of tasty snacks can be a great thing, but taking your time, and enjoying a single large dish is nice too. I think this is a reasonable perspective.

There are many ways to manifest a diet, I hope this was insightful for you.

>>2734236
>The photo of the fried rice above is maybe 0.20 cups of rice (140 cal) plus oil (200 cal).
it also contains eggs and meat/seafood

>One time I ate probably 2000 calories in a school buffet. It was epiphanic.
yes amerifat moment

>imagine paying $20 for a bowl of fried rice
where are you eating 750THB fried rice??

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beware of the ladyboys

>>2734296
>sex with LB is so invigorating you might have your heart rate increase rapidly due to excitement and then die
I guess LB sexo is like heroin?

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>>2734236
Tough to judge quantity at first glance. Sounds like you were skimped, even for 50 baht the serving should be upwards of 500 calories. My dishes always greasy as hell with a puddle of oil on the plate under the rice. Seems unavoidable with stir fry. Of course, you can get a salad to go low-fat. I've been wanting to try a beef laab.

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25 C in the morning is quite pleasant for a brisk walk, and it's about to get quite a bit cooler than that in the north

>>2734296
>3200 THB per hour
Asian men are consistently the biggest paypigs

Did someone get any tax docs to fill after spending more than 180 days in calendar year

>>2734296
Must have been the poppers

>>2734415
Please update us. This is literally the beginning of the dork holocaust, maybe YouTube boomers will catch shrapnel too. A man can dream

Is it worth it to learn as much thai as I can just for 2-3 weeks in Thaïland, especially i'm there for stooodying ?

>>2734505
Imo, Thai works against you if you just want to studymaxx. If you want to build fwb type of relationships over longer trip durations, it helps.

Learning Thai has the potential to make the relationships you form more personal and intimate in my experience. This can lead to clinginess, invitations to Thai-centric venues and environments,
and you might be in over your head. Therefore, for a two-week pump n dump scheme, I would recommend playing naive. Learn Thai for your own intellectual interest but don’t reveal you know it

>>2734430
>maybe YouTube boomers will catch shrapnel too
>In addition, US social security payments are exempt from tax altogether under the US Thai tax treaty.

Boomer KINGS can't stop winning. Human barnacles will cover the hull of Thailand

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How to deal with Thai street dogs? In smaller villages, dogs will frequently harass strangers, barking and advancing. Usually, the pack leader initiates it. Don't respond like a fearful man and go berserk. That'll get them all excited, finally they can LARP as defenders of the village lunging and snarling at the bad man. Instead, maintain your stride and say demeaning things. "You useless shiteaters, get the fuck out of here."

Dogs will always circle in behind you to catch your scent, but if one seems to be closing in for a nip, as pack leaders sometimes do to prove their bravery, pivot around and stop it in its tracks with a firm command. "SIT", "BACK", or "HEY". Then keep on walking. Once the pack leader is checked, all the other dogs will slink away as well.

>>2734558
>Turn around and face them after they circle behind you and are snarling and at your heels
>How to end up bleeding and with rabies 101
Thanks for the tip bro

>>2734430
I am russian and no one pays shit and stays here all year around, you just probably know who to bribe because it's Thailand.

>>2734569
Shut up. Two of your shitbags tried to cut in front of a long line of people at self checkout at target and had like 5 gay dudes shouting at them and they scampered away,

Respect our social etiquette in America you fucking ziggers

>>2734569
RUSBRO SIGHTED
Are you in Pratumnak?

>>2734572
you will do shit mutt
>>2734573
phuket

>>2734558
I beat the shit out of them with a stick or throw large stones at them directly, causing them to run away wimpering like little faggots
fuck these gay ass third world street dogs I wage war on them

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Apart from the sneed oil (used sparingly here), every ingredient in this meal came from local producers. Eat what you grow, grow what you eat. No corporate involvement at any stage. And whaddaya know, it'd downright affordable to eat great food when you don't have to contribute to CEO bonuses, marketing budgets, and legions of white-collar corporate office drones every time you want to fill ya belly.

>>2734583
Ok now compare actual purchasing power.
If poorfag Americans still make like 5x what thais do, then 5x the price of those meals for something you can get in a poorfag place in America.
>local Thai meal costs about 2 dollars
>translate to about 10 dollars for somewhere in murrica
>street slop little meal made on the side of the road for $10
You can find that in America just about anywhere.
It seems cheap to you because you're a tourist. It's not that cheap relatively for thais. One thing I took note of from traveling many places quickly was how cheap America's cost of living to income is.

>street slop $10 (or even a bit cheaper)
>and it's made in likely more sanitary conditions than the Thai street food surrounded by rats
>incomes for smart people routinely 200k+ USD even for higher tier newgrads

>>2734583
>90% rice sprinkled with giblets of meat and greens
I figured out quickly from regularly ordering from Thai restaurant off food panda that it’s absolutely worth it to go from 60 baht for your majority rice plate for a la carte meat for 120ish

>>2734590
A 60 baht meal like the last pic, made to order at a sit-down restaurant, that's mid-tier in Thailand. Poor people eat the market vendor meals in plastic boxes or bags that sell for 20-40 baht.
>you can find that in America just about anywhere
Yeah, show me where for $10 or $12 in rural America you can get someone to cook you a meal with half a dozen different veggies, savory ginger sauce and fresh fish. LOL nope, it's not happening. A McFranchise sandwich with a couple slices of iceberg lettuce is about all you can hope for. Only the Mexicanized parts of the USA have plentiful cheap eats sourced from local ingredients, and that is a recent phenomenon.
>how cheap America's cost of living to income is
It's true you can live and travel for surprisingly little money in America. However, the American economy prioritizes the desires of the affluent over basic human needs; profit margins are padded by the wealthy consumers paying a hefty premium for the luxuries they crave. Vast public expenditures are necessary in America for the simple reason that the economy does not provide for the needs of poor people. Whereas here in everyday Thailand, most of the economy caters to basic human needs. Money goes in and out of the pockets of average people as they share their resources with each other, instead of always being funneled through corporations and government.

>>2734620
So go to literally any southeast Asian neighborhood. You'll even find much if what you're eating around SEA in there. Except the Thai food will likely be shitty. Bad flavors for you falang faggots who can't eat real Thai food. Like you with your baby amounts of chili. Faggot.

>Whereas here in everyday Thailand, most of the economy caters to basic human needs. Blah blah blah
They suck dick for money. Are they really that well off?

>>2734620
>Yeah, show me where for $10 or $12 in rural America you can get someone to cook you a meal with half a dozen different veggies, savory ginger sauce and fresh fish

was still possible a few years ago but now, fuck no; its doubled + 20% tip + somehow worse attitudes and still half as good as thai food. which is why i cook at home for all my meals.

>>2734642
>They suck dick for money. Are they really that well off?
yes, sucking dick garners as much income as working professionals - they support entire branches of family.

>>2734646
>Are they really that well off?
more a case of lacking the same social mobility found in say the usa. but good news, as you may have noticed the degradation on that front, you can wave to thais on the way down on their way up.
>sucking dick garners as much income as working professionals
fyi, its just as profitable in the usa. the problem is sustainability. even before OF working girls could clock six figures.

>>2734646
Not so fast bucko, top whores with OFs and sponsors do, but your rank and file
freelancer whore has to get fucked almost everyday to take in 2.5-3k usd a week.

>>2734654
industrious women turn anywhere from 5-20 tricks a day. at $250 a pop (at the lower end), you do the math. even by your own math thats 10k/month.

>>2734654
bro if you think these chicks are not about their money and maximizing gains pulling in anything less than 100k (at the low end) annually, then you straight trippin'
https://youtu.be/Qy2ch2eBEag?t=33

>>2734642
>They suck dick for money. Are they really that well off?
hell, most smart ones passively supplement via simp remittances.

>>2734654
Thai freelancers can make 3k USD a week?

Getting shit by oil princes maybe.

>>2734668
i was addressing the opinion they're poor bc they hook and that hooking almost everywhere is a profitable enterprise so the difference has more to do with mobility than income.

>>2734642
You drastically overestimate the importance of half a dozen pecker-playing streets. They're nothing in the overall picture. Even in the outskirts of Pattaya you can walk around and see zero evidence of the degeneracy it is known for.

>he isn’t a digital nomad making a western salary in thailand:

>>2734689
Seeing this shit makes me want to get another job.

>>2734668
dubai toliets & yacht girls get 30k a week, my man

I went to Thailand earlier this year. Hooked up with some local girl. I made the mistake of giving her my contact information to keep in touch just to chat. She's not claiming she is having my child and wants me to send her money to support it. Do I need to worry about this?

>>2734511
Ty anon, but to be fair I'm just considering learning it because I find it awkward to have study lessons and not being able to communicate a little bit with your teacher

>>2734726
rookie mistake...time to fake your own death. you can make AI requests on /gif/.

>>2734583
Always so funny when people post SEA slop exclaiming how cheap it is. Yeah no shit thats a meal for rabbits lmfao

>>2734290
I was replying based on my food preferences. Since I am based in the west they reflect my western food preferences.

>>2734304
this is much better than the previous food photos. Looks greasy, but much more satiating

>>2734726
>She's not(w) claiming she is having my child and wants me to send her money to support it. Do I need to worry about this?

No, don't worry about it. Every farang chasing thai woman does this. I used to live in thailand and and was hit with this bullshit all the time. It's such a tired playbook move that I'm amazed they still try it.

They just want money. That's all. Thai women lie as easily as they breathe or eat. The calculation in her mind is only this:
>will my lie get me money from the farang?
and the answer is always "maybe", so of course they lie, because they have nothing to lose.

After a few years of traveling in Asia I adopted a fake name and fake social media to prevent people like this from disrupting my life and family where I am from.

>>2734430
Yo Insecurity Guard, did you get your fill of "experiencing" Thailand by exploring different regions and normal backpacker shit? Or did you just go straight to tutoring? Do you have any regrets about how you spent your time, aside from the existential dread it brought you by staring into the abyss (aka a TTT's butthole) too long?

I ask because I initially only wanted to go for the tutoring, but now I'm realizing Thailand is actually a beautiful gem of a country, and I'd be a fool to not spend some time seeing it. But that would drastically cut into my tutoring budget, money and timewise, because it seems like tutoring is limited to a handful of very small geographic areas that I'm not terribly interested in spending much time in.

>>2734654
3k usd a week is 90k thb

Freelancers in Pattaya do short time for 2k-3k.

She would have to find 45 customers a week, around 6 a day.

Working 12 hours a day that means one customer ever 2 hours, 7 days a week.

That's just not possible and not how much they work. Typical freelancers will have 1 or 2 customers a day, then fuck around and waste their money on cigarettes grilled pork and shopping, until they need to fuck for money again. Their family nags them for money and they send them like 5k thb, which goes far in the province.

They constantly struggle with rent money despite living in 12k-15k month condos, and have problems making ends meet to the point where they throw on the towel and go work in a bar for guaranteed salary and potential extra.

Apartment brothel whores on fiwfans charge 1k - 1.5k for a fuck, and maybe have 2 or 3 customers per day, to maintain their health. Some girls will do as many customers as possible, but even then it's 5 or 6 max till their pussy can't take it.

>>2734725
No they don't. Eastern European whores on yachts make like 1k a week after their management takes half. They are not nearly as well paid as you think.

Dubai Porta potty thing is extreme edge case and not a regular thing that happens. It's a situation where a mega rich perv offers exorbitant amounts to a woman he desires till she can't say no.

The last time I was in Thailand, I skipped Pai because people said how touristy it is and how it didn’t live up to the hype.

This time I’m traveling for longer and I decided to give it a chance. It’s absolutely beautiful, don’t get me wrong. I love the nature and beauty surrounding the entire town.

But.

I’ve been here for one day and it’s honestly way too inauthentic and full of early 20s kids riding around on scooters. I’m not trying to sound old and bitter, I just planned on 5-6 nights here and want to leave after my second.

Has anyone else felt this way? If so where did you go after? Just spent 6 nights in Chiang Mai and love it there but considering going to Mae Hong Son or making my way down to Kanchanaburi. Just looking for a more chill vibe in nature but with real Thai culture instead of only catering to tourists.

>>2734823
Sorry I meant *per month*

>>2734852
*Flips chessboard upside down*
just go to pattaya

>>2734859
The Lonely Planet guide to Thailand I got gave literally two pages out of over 500 to Pattaya. It basically said, "don't go there, it's a vile place." So answer my question >>2734817 please before I get angry

I booked a flight to Thailand for a bit over 3 weeks in February. Mainly to avoid the shitty cold weather. The problem is that I don't know what to do other than to get high and drunk on the beach and go partying and try and hook up with a hot ladyboy so we can go on a date at the beach getting drunk and high and also rent a super sport bike for a day or two. I want to ride an liter bike with 4 cylinders that redline at 14000rpm so a gixxer will do. maybe find a track and do some laps. So other than riding motorcycles getting drunk and high on the beach and going on dates with hot passing ladyboys I don't know what else to do.

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>>2734862
Get the lonely planet guidebook. Top tip for Pattaya: DO NOT GO TO WALKING STREET

>>2734863
Whats a good place mentioned in that guide to ride motorcycles? Not scooters but the sports bikes. I want to test them out. I have a motorcycle license and own a 500cc twin motorcycle that I ride alot so I'm not some random guy with no experience in over his head.

>>2734865
Mae Hong Song Loop fi you want to do a long ride. It doesn't mention anything about track rentals.

>>2734817
>did you get your fill of experiencing
I did a 4 week TEFL class and we went to an elementary school, some kind of school ran by monks on the outskirts of Bangkok, and an elementary school. I’ve also been to ayuttaya (spelled wrong), chiang mai, and uhhh rayong on an excursion with a qt. Ditto with koh larn. I’ve been to Thai clubs several times. It was endearing but I can’t be consumed by staring at temple ruins etc and it was all just underwhelming. That’s just me though

The only way I can see traveling around to places like buri ram, Sisaket, or wherever, and it being a redeeming experience, is if you went with a friend(s) and could speak enough Thai + quick with translators to fuck a random girl at a club who was throwing herself at you.

Failing that, go with a girl who can do all the social and speech heavy lifting. Traveling
>existential dread
Is only related to the finiteness of your budget. If you gave me millions of dollars I’d just do exactly the same thing in pattaya except in a villa with a harem and just use the money to buy higher tier social experiences. The longer you stay, the higher the likelihood you’ll meet more people and encounter girls where you GENUINELY have chemistry that will make you feel butterflies when you’re with them or stare into their eyes and envision them pregnant with your child (yes I’m serious).

Do your backpacker bs first it you have any interest at all because you’ll get sucked into the tutoring scene like a black hole if you do that first. Only you can determine by your own proclivities if you would be enthused to travel around. I get immense pleasure from getting everything I need with as little caloric expenditure as possible. Sitting on my ass just being able to disassociate and think is my favorite state of being. I’m a simple man. I’m also half head so yea

>>2734852
Why not continue farther into the mountains along the road to Mae Sot?

>>2734863
Lonely Planet has become worthless
You can't even find the budget rooms in there anymore, the ones with minimal online presence that only locals and travelers know about

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>SAWATDEE KAAA MASSAGE KAAA

>>2734824
i guess i was referencing prices in cannes for C-list actresses which, as you pointed out, isn't at all typical.

>>2734823
that was a comparison of the us market
>>2734825
>Whore saturation is a real thing
that's why industrious keep it moving.
>drug use
yes but the point stands that they've cleared six figures. and not all girls fall into the trap of drug usage; the business-minded raise their prices.
>It's not as ez mode as you might believe
i consider being your own boss, setting your own hours, frequently travelling for work, and being paid hundreds an hour for laying on your back the very definition of easy mode.

>>2734909
Found him

>>2734882
That all makes sense. So do you think Pattaya is superior to Bangkok for teaching? Are there any other towns where teach is easily available?

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Corn & salted egg salad was pretty tasty. The owner's kid tried to overcharge me 20 baht, but I had already looked at a photo translation of the menu. With four weeks wrapped up in Thailand, it's time to head back to Bangkok and set out on a new rail journey from there.

An observation. Late 20s-30s passport bros with their Thai girlfriends. Seeing them more and more now. You know the type, some overcompensating little manlet or badly dressed scrawny lanklet, all over their thai gf in public.

I saw one guy on a boat to one of the islands recently. His gf stood up to take some pics and he immediately followed her across the deck, starting doing the Titanic movie thing then was playing with her hair, kissing her hands all kinds of other pathetic lame shit. Surrounded by people, he would not put her down the whole journey. She looked awkward as fuck and you could tell locals were disgusted. Yes bro, we know you were a virgin till you were fucking 35 but control yourself man. Zero self awareness, especially in a country that frowns on public displays of affection. That's the kind of shit you see a 14 year old doing at a bus stop with his first love. God these idiots are en embarrassment and giving farang even more of a bad name.

>>2735046
Haha, imagine, haha

>>2735046
>having a Thai gf
Pathetic

How much money do I need to have a comfy anon life in Thailand?
What I need is just somewhere to sleep, food and internet

>>2735084
+basic medical insurance maybe*

>>2735084
>>2735085
I’d say $1-1.5k/month if you’re NOT engaging in debauchery

>>2735084
Don't live in Bangkok or on the islands and it's cheap.

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>>2735046
Farang are so fucking disgusting. Totally oblivious to the native cultural disgust that they’re publicly slobbering all over some hog from isaan that no Thai man would be caught dead in public with.

It’s so fucking disgusting lmfao
>muh whatever make my peepee hard because BIG BAD HIGH TEST MAN
>BROWN POOP GIRL MAKE PEEPEE BIG BIG
LOL

never change

>>2735114
He seems happy :)
You don't :(

>>2735144
I have nothing to be happy about retard

>>2735145
Maybe you should go to Thailand and claim yourself a hog from issan then

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>>2735148
Unless she looks like this pocohontas tier cutie p2T then no thanks

I'm half Thai and want to make babies with a redhead roastie.

>>2735044
Bangkok is better. Pattaya is where the bottom of the barrel whores (I.e. the ones with AIDS) filtrate down to.

>>2735044
Honestly dude as I said before unless you can speak Thai to the degree you’re not gonna spill spaghetti during basic interactions you’re not gonna feel comfortable alone outside the farang ghettos in Bangkok unless you’re insulated by a group of friends or a girl.

Pattaya is obviously the best spot for studying by all metrics
>>2735167
Don’t listen to this ferret at all. Go to the gogo bar with the casino wheel out from on LK metro and there is a runway model tier 6ft goddess of a woman in there.

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>current accomodation's check out time is 11am
>next accomodation's check in time is 3pm
>have to kill 4 hours while carrying all my shit around
every damn time

>>2735178
It sucks though because it seems like the Pattaya of one or two decades ago was what I would vastly prefer, a chill "authentic" Thai town not overrun by rampant overdevelopment and tourists, where a poor could find dirt cheap accommodations. Chiang Mai seems more this speed but lacks tutoring. Thailand in general seems to be losing this though anyways

>>2735178
You recommended Natural Beach motel but a room near the pool, how do I make sure I get that? Are those the only rooms where I can avoid having to check in girls? They look like they're all sold out. When you stayed there long term, did you stay exclusively in hotels/motels or did you do Airbnb/guesthouses?

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>>2735218

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>>2735178
Any recommendations for the best good looking "study" teachers if you got the expenses ?

>>2735210
Always book an extra day anon. Makes things so much easier
>>2735218
You can only guarantee it in person. When I booked it, they gave me a room on the main wing, and I politely asked if I could move to the other wing and there was a room available.
>They look like they're all sold out
Shocking! It’s almost as if people people don’t like to deal with a peanut gallery every time they enter and exit their room.
>hotels or Airbnb
only hotels booked through agoda. It’s just a simple process and their app is simple and clean. Easy to cancel etc
>>2735211
> It sucks though because it seems like the Pattaya of one or two decades ago was what I would vastly prefer, a chill "authentic" Thai town
loooooooooooongggg gone. If you want that experience you gotta do it like slumbo
>>2735226
Sapphire, Pinup, and Panda for sure, but you can usually find at least 1-2 model tutors in any study hall if you go early at like 10pm

>>2735230
>You can only guarantee it in person. When I booked it, they gave me a room on the main wing, and I politely asked if I could move to the other wing and there was a room available.
Damn that suck, I want that perk. Any other places where you can get a stealth study sesh in? If I stay a month should I ust get an Airbnb instead?

Also do you know where pic related is? "Tulip" is it in Bangkok or elsewhere? Didn't find anything on Google

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>>2735230

>>2735167
>Pattaya is where the bottom of the barrel whores (I.e. the ones with AIDS) filtrate down to.
This is really spooky.

>>2735232
No im not a fan of extravagance with Studying. I don’t want to go to venue and deal with oils and towels and lineups and potentially here some other boomer whistling with pleasure in the adjacent area. Really gross.

My favorite thing is when there’s a big mirror on the wardrobe and I can position a couch in front of it so I can lean my head off to the side and watch my tutor studying what’s called the cowgirl grammatical structure and can observe the ending particle of her sentence going up and down on my head page.

The editors on trv are obnoxious but I’m a scholar so you connect the dots

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>>2735210
in Thailand checkout is noon and check-in is 2 pm, with most properties letting you check in early if a room is available. even if they don't, you can usually leave your bags with reception

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>>2735230
>Sapphire, Pinup

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Sorry sirs

>>2735084
I spent $621 USD in four weeks, you could easily spend less than that however

>>2735253
>>2735254
Based Thailand. Indians are rape lizards. Go to beach road at night and it’s like jeet Jurassic park. It’s absolutely crawling with jeets. You’ll never see anything like it in your life. It’s fuckin disgusting

>>2735248
Is there a different system for tutors who only study at their office vs bringing back tutors to your room or do they all do it

>>2735256
Where do I go to avoid jeets if I want to meet profesional women of the night (for studying english and thai) this is so disheartening I HATE JEETS

>>2735256
Any particular timeframe? I went previously about 8pm but didn't notice massive amounts of jeets.

I could go on a safari some time.

>>2735259
They all do it but it’s more expedient to order a tutor off Thai friendly > bars/gogos > some convoluted soapy massage place
>>2735260
Literally any non-jeet club or bar lol
>>2735261
Kek 8pm is like 4pm in pattaya. The night doesn’t get started until 11pm ish. These bitches literally sleep until 4-5pm so they can party all night into the morning. I used to be like that in my 20s but it’s just ridiculous to me in my 30s.

>>2735260
I don't think their travel books include day-time gents clubs, I've only ever seen white boomers at those

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Just got back from Thailand. It was alright.

>>2735276
What a colorful and cool looking street. Nice pic. Where is?

>>2735280
That's what every alley in Thailand looks like bro

>>2735280
Soi Saphan Yao, Khlong San district. That's where my hotel was.

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>>2734909
Never stop posting this.

Are Karon and/or Kata beach in Phuket worth visiting as a solo traveler, or should I go to the coomer's paradise (Patong) instead?