How will A24 fuck it up?
I don't think they will. I think it'll be a solid weird fantasy film with some good atmosphere but not as much action or "lore characters" as some fans want.
Who asked for this?
>>219400618by making it
Navigating Marika/Radagon will be interesting
What was the point of this movie? Seriously this "28 years later" saga is a snoozefest. Heard someone say it's about Brexit and I just don't see it? Also a ton of wieners on the screen but no breasts?
I liked it. I think it works if you buy into the idea that Jimmy Crystal is a sort of reincarnation of Savile. And maybe Kelson really IS the devil in some way.
>>21939628628 Days is definitely the best and could have just been it's own movie. It just depends on if they cap off this trilogy well or not.
>>219396508It's interesting that these movies always avoid rape. I (my dick) legit thought that Jimmenina? girl was going to rape that dude and kill him while at it, like in that Chinese video.
>>219395867White people be crazy!
>>219395867PenisLook at Penis
Welcome to Good Burger, home of the Good Burger. Can I take your order?
I'd like the Koopa special, hold the mammal
I also got kicked out of UCF after a pattern of non-attendance of classes, I was also in a health sciences-related field, I was also born in 1989, I also like anime and Twitch, I also send a bunch of money to a Slavic e-girl (although she’s Belarussian, not Bulgarian), I also lie to my family so I can send more money to said e-girl, and I also live rent-free in my parent’s house at an advanced age.He’s LITERALLY me. What are some times you acted like a true crime protagonist, /tv/?
>>219399400>Why do you pay this girl to humiliate you when your pals on 4chan will do it for free?I think it only works if pretty girls treat you like shit. And paying for it is part of the kink.
>>219398920is this the guy that killed his brother and parents? The brother was the weeb and you could even access the crime scene photos on Google Drive until relatively recently and see his figure collection.
>>219400178the killer brother was also a weeb, but a worse kindthe dead brother was at least successful enough generally to fund a trip to japan and probably got to plow more than one japanese hooker whereas the brother was poor, jobless, and got no bitches
>>219398920Is this really lexplorer or are you just pretending to be him
>>219400111Simps will face the firing squad too
he lost his edge pretty hard. he was funnier before the steroids and the prospect of having a show getting to his head. MDE didn't have to be edgy to be funny. the TRT and adult swim burn made him take himself too seriously. can't talk for 30 seconds without babbling about indians or jews jfc give it a rest man. i miss the 2010 - 2015 MDE but to each his own. they'll never make anything with the stunning texture and atmosphere of Techno Toys or Tissue Box again. also why doesn't he do graphic design anymoremy mom is cool and my mom will treat u right
>>219400376>Is there anything that is funny in and of itself, funny because of a well-crafted joke or a surrealist conceit? Or is it always the eternal teenager snapping at some imagined authority figure?What if there's not? What if he is? What if he made some videos and they were funny because I laughed? Funny is funny, it doesn't really matter why it is.
>>219399301this
>>219400722You're completely right but there's approximately 100% chance she loved every second of that.
>>219400771he was never funny, he paid out of his pocket to do what Cumtown did while Nick Mullen ran circles around him while being coked out and bored
>>219398248Not tidying his gorilla nest really did a number on him
They're Izzy and The SnoodYes, Izzy and The SnoodEach is a Waifu, and NEVER for lewdThey're laboratory CuteTheir power is acuteThey're Izzy, they're Izzy and The Snood, Snood, Snood Snood...
>>219399004what cause this?
>>219399038Terrible use of photoshop by an envious and obsessive tranny who keeps postponing his imminent suicide
>>219399027It’s the facts
>>219397224Hot girls don't need to suck Jew dick any more, they can get by with social media
>>219396540One is a qt but the other is a gigastacy
You know what, Ray?
Never lay down, Ray. Not even when you're dead
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and I'm a fuckin' octopus.
>>219397027nice
>>219397804He didn't know how to avoid getting killed lol.
>>219398206Caspere knew this.
ITT movies that are illegal to joke abouthttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uK2oFq5d4lwThe Lion King music composer is suing a mainland African $27 MILLION for mocking the film's African intro theme
>>219391032That is retarded.
>>219391032>blacks are so fragile they literally sue their own people over jokes
>>219391032Sucks for that guy.
Now, Baba Yetu... *cracks open Mr. Pibb can* that's a millennial globalist liberal frutiger aero end-of-history banger
>>219391032>The Lion King music composerSo fucking Hans Zimmer?
ITT: only kino feet
>>219396689Who is that?
Krysten Ritter, man...
>>219399014
>>219399041hurm
>The movie is said to be "about a guy (Bryan, played by Austin Abrams) sent to deliver a bag that he thinks has organs in it. Then he gets stuck in the ice on the way, hits a zombie lady, gets pulled over by the cops, gets chased by a dog, gets chased by zombies that turn out to be alien zombies. [He then] meets Paul Walter Hauser, who works for Umbrella Corporation, and has to go to Raccoon City and then has to get the cure up to the 28th floor of the main building.">During a recent interview with The New York Times, Cregger said that he fully expects fans to "crucify" him...https://comicbookmovie.com/horror/resident-evil-zach-creggers-reboot-reportedly-has-practically-nothing-to-do-with-the-games---spoilers-a227180
>>219397233>What was the last RE live action movie that had anything to do with the games?RE: The Final Chapter has the exact same plot as RE: Requiem with Capcom replacing all the characters with their donut steel versions, so there's that.Funny thing is, Cregger's movie sounds exactly like The Final Chapter. Fast paced A to B journey, constantly being attacked, no time to stop, one set piece after another.
>>219398823>they slapped Mila in Monster Hunter World right quick when the movie came out, even if it bombedIt's worth noting that the Monster Hunter film is canon, and Capcom helped write it and had total control over the characters and story. A lot of MH fans online are in denial about this because, I think, they don't like what the film's story implies about the future of the franchise.
>>219398870The Netflix show was trying to appeal to the Stranger Things audience with the New Raccoon City stuff, and the RE film audience with the post-apocalyptic Omega Man stuff. They actually wanted to get Jovovich originally to cameo in a few episodes, but it fell through during early planning.This is why the Netflix show has a hybrid timeline that uses elements from both the games and the films.Netflix wanted to focus on the YA teen stuff. Constantin wanted to focus on the post-apocalyptic stuff.
>>219397011I read the script. No one else? Cregger is such a slap in the face to Trevor. He tries to play it both ways in such a hackneyed fashion that it's almost admirable until you realizes $20 million, then you have to seriously ask why Hollywood is jacking him off, and the reason is because he plays it both ways. He cracked le code. The script is trash. But the movie will make money. It will gross $150 million. It doesn't deliver shit, it's not Resident Evil, but the trick is that it never stops delivering shit like weak bread to a raccoon that is goyim. The entire dialog in the script is the word "Fuck" "Goddamn" "Fucking shit" "Gross" "Gross" "Gross" "Fuck this" "Fuck it" "Holy fucking shit" Cregger has tapped into goyim-speak and he and Hollywood knows it, it allows him to cast white characters with dialog that translates worldwide while also affirming and propagating the dumbness of Americans, turning post modern wigger-stoner slang into universal topiary which will justified by "critics" as a nod to vidya avatars. It's sad because he sidelines deepest lore for deepest bong laugh every time. The main character is initially in favor of his gf getting an abortion, his gf will probably be black or latino, so that the abortion topic is represented but redirected onto the white male. Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219399010The original film examined each of those elements and changed them on purpose.>JillOwned by Capcom. Replace her with Alice.>Spencer MansionMansions are boring. Move to the sci-fi lab as quickly as possible.>Lisa Trevors, A Crimsonhead, Giant spiders, Giant Snake, Zombie dogs.Too many creatures. Too expensive. Also, they show up way too early. The zombies shouldn't appear until 40 minutes into the story like Alien and Predator do.>WeskerRidiculous villain. Rewrite him into Spence, an unassuming guy who has memory loss but plotted to kill everyone and escape with the virus.
Rockos Modern LifeAaah Real MonstersRen and StimpyCourage the Cowardly Dog CatdogThree Angry BeaversSpongebobCow and ChickenFairly Odd Parents(this is a list of “older” cartoons to watch with my kid, critique my taste in shows on recommend stuff to add to the list!)
watch the earthworm jim cartoon
>>219399154That is on my list to download.>>219399145Id rather kill you instead, nigger.
Some other stuff I showed him recently:Dexters LabDarkwing DuckThats all I can remember atm
I also need to find all the old Coyote v Roadrunner cartoons. Popeye seems pretty kino as well..
>>219399123>Rockos Modern LifeI don't like this show as an adult. I tuned in during the initial airing and had a good time, but it just rubs me the wrong way now.
how do we go back to the 2000s?
This is how teens dressed back then.
>>219385232we are trying to. you are getting pysoped and demoralized though. keep pushing, the light is there for everyone to see and follow.
>>219385232Destroy every single smart hpone and mobile device, then make it illegal for a company with more than 10 million dollars in any assets to own or invest in any website. Restrict the usage and quality of security recording cameras per building and ban them from cars. Ban touchscreens from cars. Make it a jailable fraud to release a ge witout ever actually finishing it even after a decade of updates. Oh and one more thing: make it against the law to not drink alcohol on e a week.
>>219398702Looks normal here wtf
I miss when it felt like we had a future
Why are HBO sex scenes always so extra?
>>219396060If you've ever been with a nympho, eventually your junk starts to feel like death. Most women are too weak to go the distance but if they're used to the kind of pain..a nympho can wring you dry and leave your entire crotch feeling like it had flour bags dropped on it. Even young, most guys have a limit, they just never test it because they're masturbating more than fucking.
to get women to watch
>>219399283hes wrong it means unesseserry u know like too much as in extra
>>219393158no one talks like that and acts like that during sex IRL, just so you virgins know
>>219393924>ex-wifehe wasn't wrong
>>219399837Impressive chest muscles.
>>219398839Nice
Hello Nintendo? I saw saw your new Mario movie, the one with Rosalina in it.. and it made me feel LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!
FUCK SALT
