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>time is like an origami chicken
What did Nus Braka mean by this?
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>>217426911
Yeah, I actually enjoy this cast, I just hate the fucking writing.
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>>217425892
The absolute state of dialogue. Remember when Captains would quote Shakespeare and great American novels? This confirms my theory that the LD writers got shuffled into SNW and ACK. Shit up those shows with their millennial writing.
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They have transparent screens which would be a pain for the crew to see BUT the holographic comms system, which should be transparent like SW does, is a solid hologram that can wander around your bridge.

AND does that person on the other end walk around on their side? How does THAT work? Are they wearing a neruhelmet that zonks their real body out so they're inside the hologram or are they walking around their own bridge trying not to walk into their own shit while ALSO walking around your bridge?

Give me old fashion view screens and LCARS.
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>>217434984
>Shit up those shows with their millennial writing.

Most millennials are still familiar with classic lit. I has to read "A Modest Proposal" in HS so its not all lost on us.

This is shitty DEI writing. "Women read way more" is literally just whores reading romance novels. I worked in a book store so I've seen it first hand. They aren't studying the classics, they're mentally jerking off.

DEI killed the writers room, not millennials as a whole. Get white men back in there and you'd see.
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>>217435161
I thought that women reading novels about being seduced by cryptids was just a meme until I went to a book store and saw the displays. My Books A Million has a whole table in the middle of the store that's just werewolf smut. The women who read this will turn around and call you a gooner incel for liking games with sexy ladies.

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>Petides? Yeah those are great man
>So anyway, you can watch our new mov-
>Oh yeah I saw that fight too haha
>Anyway, our new movie is streaming on ne-
>I know man grizzlybears are crazy man
>Anyway people should really go watch our new mov-
>Yeah I started cold plunging years ago hehe
>So anyway Joe, I think people are really gonna love our new m-
>No, wow, I didn't see that alien documentary
>But anyway Joe our new movie is now playin-
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>>217434442
got a kek out of me
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>>217434442
Wait, they were there to promote a movie?
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flint dibble LOST
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>>217434442
the dialogue in the van near the end ruined the entire movie for me

I have seen only two episodes, but that's the impression I'm getting.
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>>217421016
that stripper girl has a 10/10 ass, and we see it in every episode she's in
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>>217431613
Mormons are bigamists bro
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>>217433212
>I decided that Billy Bob has the most iconic Southern accent ever.
Arkansas poorfag twang?
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>>217419119
no its based porn
they even use the word based unironically in the show
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Hot bitchy lawyer needs her own spin-off series. I'd watch every episode.

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Return of the Reich Edition
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Spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
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>>217434891
Dei
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>>217434847
isn't guillermo working on an at the mountains of madness adaptation?
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>>217434847
>Facts Concerning the Late Arthur Jermyn and His Family
Basically the story of a man who investigating a family tree, and slowly finds out a great great grandfather mated with an ape in the Congo. Relevant to that pic.
>The Call of Cthulhu
It can be done. Cowardice stops Hollywood from making it.
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>>217434980
Nah he gave up on it recently. Probably for the best because at his rate he'd make the Shoggoths gay.
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JUST finished the vanishing (1988) what do you guys think of it? is the remake worth a watch too?

black mirror thread, my other thread died and I forgot to ask the other anon what the best episodes are, what's skippable
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>>217432870
Entire History of You and San Junipero based on MY tastes
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>>217432870
the ratings on imbd are somewhat accurate, episodes with women or POC main characters get a small bump in ratings. the only episode from season 7 that i liked was Plaything, but its because i was a big fan of bandersnatch which is no longer watchable. White Christmas is still my favorite episode overall.
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>>217435111
white christmas and white bear are the best episodes.
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>>217435133
agreed, white bear gets ignored a lot but i think its got the best twist out of any of them
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>>217432870
All the lesbian romances are skippable. Also most season six is skippable with the exception of the one with Aaron Paul. That season is one of the weirdest things I've ever seen because suddenly it's like a really shitty comedy series that isn't serious or interesting at all.

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Japan has not put out a single piece of kino in decades

What happened?
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>>217433857
>Aud, with the goth attire, is the only one who doesn't have tatoos
she is perfect
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>>217434934
>Shogun
>Shōgun is an American historical drama television series created by Rachel Kondo and Justin Marks.

Are you even a real weeboo?
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>>217434934
>To the extent this had a directorial vision, it's that of "man you can imagine crying in the shower after hearing the news of Shinzo Abe's death"
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>>217434934
>decline
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>>217434934
>Shogun have been hugely successful
not really
>Korean sloppa is on the decline
shit has always been shit

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Write the story for Sicario 3
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caramel
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BEANERS
LIKE TO EAT BEANS
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We haven’t come up with a story yet. Let’s first address Isabela’s character and what she’s doing in America
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>>217435158
MEEEEEEEEE
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>>217435158
After the ending of Sicario 2, she was placed into protective custody but somehow fell through the cracks and the feds lost her, and now with no support and still in hiding from the cartels she works as a stripper in Miami under an assumed name to make a living.

Is there such a thing as a dark romcom?
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>>217435147
>BLACK Debbie

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>“Everything felt so tender that day, even when we were shooting it, Bella and I were just so comfortable with each other. And also, we both have experience in queer relationships — you can just tell when a girl hasn’t kissed a girl before. You can just feel it.” Merced also said that she and Ramsey “added some kisses that weren’t in the original script” and just “based off of our comfortability with each other.”

>Merced has previously spoken about being queer in the New York Times. When speaking about playing a queer character from a major video game series, Merced told the Times, “I’ve been queer my whole life, so I never really thought about it.”

https://www.them.us/story/isabela-merced-the-last-of-us-actor-queer-identity-representation
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>>217434844
conquistador blood
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>>217434844
Sofia Vergara
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>>217432947
GORDA PUTA
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>>217435124
South American Latinas developed an immunity to their genetic condition unlike Mexican Latinas.
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>>217434461
isn't this bitch different than hat isabel moner bitch that gets spammed on here?
they look exactly the same pretty much except this ones uglier

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>cuts bangs
>career ends

many such cases
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>>217430898
Wait, how tall is she?
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>>217435083
Nevermind, she's sitting.
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>>217435083
she's very smoll and tight tight tight
internet says 5'3 but I'd wager 5'1
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>>217435128
In my experience, petite women have big vaginas. It's the tall washboard nerd girls with tight vaginas.

t. vagina expert
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tummy pics?

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What did y’all think of this show?
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>>217434711
too many blacks
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>>217434711
Ebony queens
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>>217434711
right is cuter, left looks like a monkey
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>should I use my time machine to get rid of Voldemort?
>naaahhh.....
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>>217434712
Batman Ninja did it pretty well
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>>217434287
>the children think they’re going to win the house cup because they’ve had a strong lead all year. Dumbeldor vengefully thought to himself.
>”Psst! Hagrid! Want to see what heart break in a child looks like? Watch this” Whispered Dumbledor beneath his bitter butter beer breath.
>Dumbledor calmy stood up with a force of aggression and gently bellowed: ”AHEM, YES YES WELL DONE SLYTHERIN WELL DONE SYTHERIN… HOWEVER!!!! 1000 POINTS TO HARRY, RON AND HERMIONE FOR DISOBEYING EVERY RULE AT HOGWARTS AND ENDANGERING NOT ONLY THEIR LIVES BUT THE LIVES OF ALL YOU, GRYFFINDOR WINS THE HOUSE CUP!!!”
>As Dumbledor went to sit back down he stretched his eyeballs over to Hagrid and winked menacingly
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>>217434498
Most students are worthless, teachers know if you are going to end up working at a magical candy shop retail, don’t worry if you were smart teachers would have helped you
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>>217434498
where the fuck does this comment come from?
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>>217434712
But it will be, that's the beauty of it.

>feminist writers room
>adapts female characters as peace loving, honest, mature
>adapts male characters as narcissistic, racists, women murderers, uncaring towards family, selfish
>young women thirst over male characters, find them most interesting, excuse their actions, largely ignore female characters and calls them boring

Can someone explain?
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>>217433928
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LMAO they made prequels before the fat fuck finished the original series.
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>>217434629
MONKE
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>>217434288
to all of footfags, this is what women think about you
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>>217433928
>>217434288
>>217434629
>>217434728
>>217434771
>>217434873
It is just shartin books, the american tolkien...

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>Oops, the ending of 28 Years Later was too interesting! Better make the Jimmies into boring generic devil worshippers!
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>>217435105
The only real difference was the lack of parkour, which is something Boyle supposedly added for some reason fairly last minute
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>>217435144
It's not even in the script

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>>217434488
Going to watch extended cut for the first time soon I think.
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>>217433964
the opening monologue of A1 has Jake say something like “you always hear about Pandora growing up, but you never expect to actually go there.” then at one point a character (Grace?) holds up a book written on Earth about the Navi. Pandora isn’t a secret.
>rda going to jupiter
anon if Pandora was orbiting Jupiter then Humanity would have been there by the 1970s or 1990s at the latest, not the 22nd century
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>>217435136
Pandora IS a moon but is absolutely not on Jupiter. He might be thinking of Interstellar. I think the wormhole was near Jupiter.
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>>217434159
Yes it was.
>Killing the indigenous looks bad, but there's one thing shareholders hate more than bad press -- and that's a bad quarterly statement.
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>>217434672
Not him??, but I do have a thing for white, nerdy corporate types.


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