>peach is a girlboss with bitchy white girl voice acting>mario is a cuck simp for peach>chris pratt>side characters save the day instead of mario and luigi>peach and rosalina are sisters now and peach has cosmic powers too>starfox appears, for some fucking reason>a million scenes per minute and nostalgiabait pandering>rosalina has literally no screen time
>>219274898Imagine if they don't try to.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oqpTOwhvh8U
I heard this film appeals to retards that are easily amused by jiggling keys, and that mature and completely rational adults would kill themselves if they're seen watching it. Is that true?
>>219276356No
>>219264588they are doing that on purpose, and for "some reason" they get really mad when you point it out>>219266862like this shill
>>219263421For this type of post, I never take 4chan seriously.
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>>219278537>If this dude ever had to get a real job he'd kill himself in a week.That's just all ecelebs, they think getting paid to play games for 8 hours a day is super stressful>Also for someone who has got a lot of money him and his wife's sense for decoration is fucking atrocious. Dude makes bank and has target paper mache bookcases filled with anime figures and shit in the background like he's a poor college student.Epstein was a billionaire and his room decor was tacky as fuck too, money doesn't buy creativity
>>219278557Hey man, I'm sure posting tranime gifs will totally get you a tradwife to save the white race. lololololololol
>>219276570He is obese. His body fat percentage is very high. Your perception of fat is skewed because so many people are fat these days, including yourself.
>>219273405>enslaved and oppressed the entire world>birthrates, education and civil rights skyrocket globally sinceYou're just jealous it wasn't mighty asia taking the lead
>>219278607>lolololololololLittle asian boy is shaking as he typed this kek
Has a TV how or movie ever affected how you act IRL? Ive developed a fear of flying form all those air crash investigation episodes
>>219278092you mean like you are doing now
>>219277525I have studied my niece's asshole for over 100 hours
>>219278221no, I don't mean that, you illiterate shitstkin
everybody's working for the we gaan
>>219278092this meme is at least 7 years old
>If you strike me down, I shall become a ghost that occasionally gives Luke advice.
>Strike me down and I'll become more antisemitic than you can possibly imagine.
>>219278580>I shall become a jew who ruins everything about the series and make dismissive threads about the great lore created by George Lucas
was the first tv show
>>219277924No actually it was a spoof of the Honeymooners
>>219278306no they just weren't subject to your roman papalry
>tfw you are named after cartoon white cavewife
>>219278306Fred had sex he cummed inside naked wilma to produce pebbles
>FLEENTSTONES?
ASS TO ASS
>>219269858Rich guys don't even like grown women, though
>>219272502White office workers are nothing more than golems that do the bidding of the evil jews
>>219269768>>219269858>>219270349I'm jealous of the sparkle in his eyes. I hope that one day I too can find something that me makes feel so alive
ASSES TO ASSES, FUNK TO FUNKY
>>219269926>At any time you are one google search awayAnd yet I find it suprisingly difficult to find good ass to ass content
>films that supposedly mentally scar people but you didn't see what the big deal is
>films that arouse you instead
>>219278406>despite the gore somehow they decided to make any scene regarding pissing/scat/vomit etc even though during the torture scenes that most certainly happened frequently Kinda based
>>219278565>decided to makeDecided not to make**
Le woman in pain bros.....so sad
>>219278406This one did leave an impression on me. A Serbian Film did not.
>Mario Galaxy movie bad
does mario jump in this
The mario movie hate starting with CP being cast has always felt forced.
>>219278345Forced in what way? These movies aren't fucking good. The first one was nostalgia bait, and the second one is nostalgia bait on steroids, except now they don't even have anything resembling a fucking plot. All they got are cameos like Fox McCloud to dangle like jingling keys in front of the faces of the manchildren paying to see this slop. I'm not even against the idea of adults watching kids movies, but christ, at least have standards. There's no reason these movies couldn't be inventive or interesting like The Lego Movie or Into the Niggerverse
>>219278535Take a deep breath.
>>219278345Chris Pratt can't act and he's a Evangelicuck, he's not based either
My old pal Dexter Morgan, he loved himself a Cubano
>>219278350Rock hard penis in a tuna casserole
>>219278350glad this guy died, his plot lines were always so boring.they should have kept the Doaks hallucination past the first episode, make it recurring.
>We found some sort of rooms in the back*Americans clap furiously
>backroom>literally, faggot vernacular for the fuck dens at the back of poofter clubs>starring: nigger-wordsApropos, visa-à-vis, and indubitably concordant.
I hate reddit "humour" so much it's unreal. How do they not get tired of repeating the same 5 jokes over and over and over again?
>>219259878>HOL UP... so you saying we in some kinda back rooms? *smacks lips profusely*
>>219278008>>4chan shitposts now being strip-mined and negrofied for jewish profitJust wait until the SCP cinematic universe becomes a thing
>>219277000Synchronize watches I'm going in o7>>219277065Oh but I do get hungry in the backrooms. Hungry for monster girl pussy.
>ew girls are icky!god, this was the most shittiest lie that was fed to me when I was growing up watching cartoons.
>>219276432It's not a like, they bleed and shit a lot
>>219276432Bart has obviously gaped Lisa and Maggie
Men often assume that women are divine femininity. All pink roses, smelling like strawberries. It's all fake, a show to lure men.When you date a women. She will shit test you everyday, causing drama. Until you just put up with her bullshit. She then controls you, allowing herself to lower her guard. Then you will realise women are nastier, dirtier and more sexual than men.What baffles me is how it's getting so accepted and normalized. We have literal books about women having sex with minotaurs. Hell, the girl I dated watched beastiality involving horses occassionaly.After dating a few women, I have come to the conclusion that we are insane as a society to give these hormonal, emotional unstable freaks any power whatsoever.
Women ruined my life
>>219276432White men and white women should not reproduce. I mean it's barely happening any more but I want it completely stopped. I don't want my children to have to be around white children.
Why did this nigga attempt to blackmail someone face to face?
>I want Thursdays to be hot pot day. But everyone has to bring at least one thing for the hot pot. I'm sick of going out of my way to bring nice, quality ingredients, only for everyone else to show up empty-handed and think they can just have as much hot pot as they want without contributing anything. It's a team effort, this isn't a charity. I've seen Clarisse do this every end of financial year lunch, and frankly, it's starting to grate on my nerves. It's not fair to those of us who put in the effort, time, and money to make these gatherings special.>The whole point of a communal hot pot is the community aspect. It's about sharing, contributing, and enjoying the fruits of everyone's labor. When some people consistently slack off, it undermines the spirit of the whole event. It makes those of us who do contribute feel taken advantage of, and honestly, it makes me less inclined to put in the effort next time. Why should I bother bringing premium wagyu beef, fresh prawns, or a homemade dashi broth if others are just going to waltz in with nothing but their appetites?>And it’s not just about the monetary cost, though that's a significant factor. It’s also about the thought, the planning, and the time spent shopping and preparing. I spend my Wednesday evenings carefully selecting ingredients, chopping vegetables, and sometimes even making sauces from scratch. I do it because I enjoy the hot pot and I enjoy seeing everyone happy, but that enjoyment diminishes rapidly when I see the same offenders consistently fail to contribute. It's a basic principle of give and take, and some people are clearly only interested in the "take" part.
>>219278470>We need to establish some ground rules. A clear, mandatory contribution policy. Maybe a sign-up sheet for specific categories: proteins, vegetables, noodles, broths, dipping sauces. That way, we ensure variety and fairness. No more vague "bring something" requests that allow people to conveniently "forget" or claim they "didn't know what to bring." If you can't bring an ingredient, then offer to help with setup or cleanup. There are many ways to contribute, but doing absolutely nothing is simply unacceptable.>I'm not trying to be a hot pot dictator, but I am trying to ensure that our hot pot Thursdays are sustainable and enjoyable for everyone, not just a select few free-riders. It’s about respect for each other’s contributions and creating a truly communal experience
>>219278441You ever actually seen a story or heard about anyone actually redeeming those government bounties? It never happens. The always have some jew clause in them that fucks you
>>219278215Lucius already explained it: engineers work only on a tiny piece of the bigger project, then Batman just brutally kills them once their part is finished
>>219278067he doesn't, he goes public
So wait, was the ring like a hocrux or whatever that gay shit in Harry Potter was called, why does Sauron insta dies when its destroyed...?
>>219277209why are you commenting this like not every single person on the planet knows this? You don't know this? FUCK I hate Gen alpha.
>>219277151the protagonist is the ring retard
>>219273342The ring literally contains part of his life force.>he poured his cruelty, his hatred, and his malice into making it
>>219277209Yeah, i tried to read the silmarishit but after a few pages i thought "why am i bothering to read this fanfic? I should be reading the Bible instead"
why did he pour his life work into a ring when he could just use his magical powers by using naruto hand signs?
Kek based boomer showing those stuffy nerds how the real world works. When it comes to street smarts vs book "smarts", street always wins
Good thread, good thread. I tells ya, at least I know that my wife doesn't post on /tv/. She never tells me to have sex.
>>219278042Kekarooney
>>219276437He's a greatest generation.
>>219276437same energy
>>219276437I don’t think this was a particularly great film, but I think the Rodney Dangerfield persona is an all time great comedy character shoulder to shoulder up there with Groucho Marx, Buster Keaton, and W.C. Fields
In what ways was this character different from Spock, besides being black?
>>219276614>"wife, i have been absentminded and have forgotten the nutrient supplements, i must return to the delta quadrent and retrieve them. I will return momentarily">*doesnt*Sheeeeeittt
>>219276614>*chirp*
>>219274871He went around Janeway's back to steal the spatial trajector, and I think he deceived a guy who wanted to telepathically experience repressed Vulcan emotions
Rewatch VOY and take a shot every time they say medical supplies.
>quadrent
