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Why shouldn't I whale? I'll never lose the weight anyway, and binge eating is my greatest pleasure in life.
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I lost a bunch of weight and got ripped.
It killed my libido, but I'm okay with that since I'm a khhv anyways lol.
It's kinda nice.
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>>217406211
>demonic
retarded American with your hyperboles
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>>217401113
because the whale is gay
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>>217406327
The opposite for me. Did you take roids?
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>>217401113
>Why shouldn't I whale?
>"Don't worry Anon," Brendan reassures you,
>"You're The Whale, too"
>you instantly balloon to 900 pounds

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How could she possibly not notice?
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>>217405581
She’s 34 so it probably won’t happen
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>>217406262
If people are putting their "faith" on memes and shit posts it's already over anon. Either way the bureaucrats aren't even a tenth clever enough to do such a thing.
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>>217406262
the uk goverment literally deleted the game because it backfired so hard
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>>217406349
thats not even old by todays standard to have a baby
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>>217406262
Tel Aviv has entered the chat

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What is your honest opinion?
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pure propaganda

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>...Myanmar
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>>217406245
Can someone explain to a retard what happened and why Burma changed to Myanmar? Also, is calling the place Burma more akin to calling Taiwan China or like calling Zimbabwe Rhodesia?

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Why are they so obsessed with being turned into lampshades?
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>>217404789
AND NOW I GUESS IT'S FUNNY TO AN AWFUL LOT OF FOLK
TO HEAR ME MUMS A LAMPSHADE AND ME DADS A BAR OF SOAP
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>>217406341
There's plenty.
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they turned me auntie into a seat cushion
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>>217406075
>There's zero evidence anyone got his balls crushed during interrogation.
It was real in my mind (this is considered a valid source by the prosecution).
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>>217406462
In your imagination maybe.
Jews are known to be predisposed to schizophrenia, as well as a number of other diseases, after all.

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Suggest some high quality documentaries— please give a brief description of what it’s about if possible. Also if you feel generous share where to watch it?
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>>217405407
Suit yourself. You dont have to agree with the message to find it interesting when tilikum kills that woman
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this is the only documentary i rave about
because it shows what true infantry fighting is like nowadays, not the glorified rambo shit you see in movies
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>>217402414
Ken burns the west and civil war are peak comfy history kinos also his vietnam war and revolutionary war documentary’s are also very good
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>>217405815
ken burns also "burned" his good graces by insisting that injuns made america what it is today because of a quick off-hand sentence ben franklin made towards them
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Zoo is the best documentary.
Its about that Boeing dude who got fucked to death by a horse (voluntarily) and his fellow guys who like to get fucked by horses.
It is one of the most insane and haunting things I've ever seen.
Highlights:
>the rich couple whose daughters horse it was watching the video of their horse fucking a guy
>a sad government lesbian talking about how the horses are really weird while a pony blows a stallion in the background
>detailed mechanics on how dudes get fucked by horses without dying
I will never forget it

The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
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Has it leaked yet?
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>>217404841
The first movie ends with WMBF, in an era where interracial relationships were still frowned upon.
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>>217404584
first one was
>retvrn to monkee
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>>217405038
Camrips aren't leaked, you fucking retard. Learn where movies come from.
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>>217395742
gnosticism is gay

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>we want to be inclusive so we now have wheelchair bound people in a future where medical technology can just make cancer evaporate

Good spot /trek/.

These people have literally never watched Star Trek. Or they did and this is literally what they managed to take away from it. We've proven Alex Kurtzman only watched the TNG movies. And also failed to understand them.
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There was a woman in a wheelchair in a DS9 episode, but that was only because she grew up on a planet with no gravity.
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>>217405601
Why would I, Star Trek has always been terrible slop
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>>217405601
I've only seen 400 episodes.

What's the story with this lad. He looks a little worse for wear
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>>217405543
It seems that tapping the sign is in dire demand.
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>>217405676
400 episodes and you don't know Captain Pike? Fake fan.

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what am i in for?
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>>217405202
The first season is a bit of a slog but it gets better in the second and third.
Much better.
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>>217405202
Kino
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>>217405202
Comfy sci-fi kino with great characters.
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>>217405202
it's fun. it's good. i like all the "great" sci-fi series and far scape has earned it's place among them imo.
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>>217405202
enjoyable B+ schlock that catches you off-guard even with this heads-up with a lot of A+ episodes and X-parters peppered throughout the series
great puppetry too if you have any appreciation for that

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Anybody could do what he does. A prostitute could do what he does.
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>>217406358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YH4gO9L81kw
<3 my man knoxville
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>>217406358
>Hollywood is full of cheap whores
thank you Captain Insight
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>>217406358
>A prostitute could do what he does.
They could but they won't.
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>>217406358
Yeah but he's likeable. Many have tried this edgy grift like Steve-O but are extremely phony and unlikeable.
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>>217406483
why doesnt this retard know you can hire a cleaner for $10 an hour

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Was he the most ruthless Breaking Bad antagonist?
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>>217406404
He didn't even do that much when you think about
>bro these are the NAZIs like y'knowm the Aryan Brotherhood? Yeah yeah yeah, they're BAAAAAADDDDDD

>arranges the death of some criminals, kills two cops, takes a junkie to cook meth

Wow
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>>217406404
Skyler was much worse

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Rob Mac
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>>217406254
unfunny narcissistic retard
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>>217406254
Ryan has a son named Rob Mac?
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>>217406254
>grown man
>meets another grown man from a higher social circle
>completely goes insane, life revolves around friendship with this man, changes his appearance, personality, and name
Wtf
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>>217406373
hey rob

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What's her best role
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This bitch drives me absolute feral, I find her unbelievably attractive.
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>>217404687
She looks like she gets paid to take lines of cum like it's cocaine.
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>>217405506
Nah mike can’t hold up to what max was doing in his prime that dirty old fuck turned ruining young impressionable pornstars into a art form
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>>217404687
She's just an ugly nepo cunt
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>>217404687
I watched I Love LA and while I didn't care for the show I loved her in it. She's very pretty and a good actress imo. Hope to see more of her in kino. Apparently she's in that new Marty Supreme joint, I hope it's a leading role. Also I'm not a tit guy but imo she has better tits than Sweeney.

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Times you felt like Lucius Vorenus?
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>>217405635
Now you understand why Romans went extinct
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every single hots game when alarak thinks he's artanis and starts feeding the enemy team is Pullo back in formation flashbacks
then I get silenced again
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>>217405774
some traces of their dna remains in the modern south italian rapebaby slave mutt
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>>217405635
You weren't really respected in Rome if you didn't have a proper family and they didn't care about sex that much because it was incredibly accessible, you could have sex with a well looking woman for probably the cost of a mug of wine and thats for a decent one. They literally fucked slave prostitutes to death.

In a way Rome's portrayal of Ancient Rome is actually pretty tame.
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>>217406321
>They literally fucked slave prostitutes to death
how long does this process take

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334 Days Until DOOMSDAY
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>>217405261
Across multiple teasers. That's the real difference. He felt like he was there, especially after Guardians of the Galaxy.
Doom is just a random nigga who shows up at the end of Fantastic Four (instead of being a supporting character because the writers are retarded) and teleports to the "prime" universe with a Mister Paraplegic, Anorexia Woman, Charisma Void, and The Thinglet whereupon he plans to do... something?
I don't even like Thanos, Endgame was embarrassing to watch, but this new shit is hard to even get through. Just make a John Walker TV series already.
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>>217405380
anon, you have to remember that this avengers film was originally supposed to be the kang dynasty, that's who they've been building up all along
then jon majors went and beat a bitch and killed his acting career in one fell swoop, so now marvel is backtracking hard to cash in on nostalgia
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>>217405380
>Mister Paraplegic, Anorexia Woman, Charisma Void, and The Thingl
i agree with everything yet this redditspeak destroys all meaning of them.
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>>217405380
I guess. I still think the Doom part of this movie will be fine and properly explained. My main concern is shit characters getting too much screentime. The fact that wakanda and fantastic four are in a teaser before a mountain of other more popular characters scares me.
>>217405514
This.
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>>217405514
Kang was also a shit villain and no one cared about him.


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