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>I’m not so open to working with Disney. But if they can kinda figure it out and, you know, not succumb to fascism, that would be great …
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What are his actual politics? Until he confirms otherwise, I must presume he is a gusano, anti-Trump or otherwise

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>The Clyburn family relocates from New York City to Montana's Madison River valley for emotional recovery following a tragedy that shattered the family, and begin rebuilding their bonds while adjusting to the rugged wilderness.
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>Kurt Russell and Matthew Fox are brothers
KINO
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>>217470519
>stars Kurt Russell
>his character is dead from the start of the series
Oh boy.
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>Michelle pfeiffer got bogged

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Unironically what causes this
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>>217470648
He claims his body is breaking down. Chronic pain? But he posts so much brazilian jj, don't cry about your choices man
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putting on 40+ lbs and drinking

its not rocket science
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its called le aging, its a concept zoomers are not yet familiar with
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>>217470900
Salma still got it tho

>Doesn't trust the government
>Works for the government

???
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>>217470767
>Local
So, small town admin?
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>>217470809
Something like that, yeah
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>>217470767
Sounds rough. I have always been curious what my municipal government is actually like.
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>>217470769
it do be like dat doe
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>>217469268
What is this "and then John was a zombie" shit?

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>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
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>>217467279
Why is that pole so wobbly?
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>>217469130
Realized the legion is gay and lame without Caesar and left before he died of cringe
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>>217470757
It's a prop.
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>>217467279
Spoilers! The note on Caesar's body says,
>I AM CAESAR
>I AM THE ONLY CAESAR
And when the two sides of the Legion read the note finally after letting it sit on their rotting leader's body presumably for years, they're going to go AHHH PANIC CHAOS EVERYBODY FIGHT and that will be the end of the Legion plotline.
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>>217468052
It's 15 years after new vegas

What kind of man doesn't protect and defend his wife? No man at all.
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>>217470594
anon did you even watch the first movie? the british armed forces are..... armed. keep in mind the majority of the countryside is still armed to this day. nevermind late 90s. you can acquire guns in the UK right now if you dont have a criminal record or mental health issues. so virtually the same as the majority of america
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Hey guys let's fix the Galactica
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>>217470662
>Suppressed ruger
That makes noise.
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>>217470662
you can own a semi auto .22 in the UK anon. suppresor and drum mag should be easy enough to diy for anyone smart enough to actually clean said rifle. where do you fags get this stuff? we had some autist shoot up a street with a hunting shotgun just before covid. they signed it all off despite him uploading really schizo vids to youtube. some guy got caught with an unregistered sten near me kek
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>>217470812
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lol

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>"This movie is meant to break patriarchal norms and empower the female gaze!"
>Whole plot is about a feisty white collar white woman getting a rich guy
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Unrelated but I like Sun Wukong movines
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>>217469105
you heard him
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>>217470448
START-497...
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>>217468403
>bagina always censored
what a gay country
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>I did it all for the nookie!
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>>217468693
HOW ABOUT YOUR FREAKING FACE??
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I hope they know I pack a chainsaw... what?
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Things used to be better
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>>217468895
recommend me some nunumetal bands
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>>217470669
https://vk.com/doc711807114_676642960

check out the list of best nu meal albums and start there, I always liked the more jokey stuff like faith no more, korn and bizkit

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>Terrible, yes, but great.
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>>217468791
Voldemort was a big guy?
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>>217468516
Elves are wonderful. They provoke wonder.
Elves are marvellous. They cause marvels.
Elves are fantastic. They create fantasies.
Elves are glamorous. They project glamour.
Elves are enchanting. They weave enchantment.
Elves are terrific. They beget terror.
The thing about words is that meanings can twist just like a snake, and if you want to find snakes look for them behind words that have changed their meaning.
No one ever said elves are nice.
Elves are bad.
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>>217468468
Terrible already means "great" in the non-moral sense
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>>217469209
Honestly it's a better title.

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>>217450158
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>>217470330
>targ
Lol
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>We're not doing Dunk & Egg. Eventually, sure, I'd love that, and so would many of you. But I've only written and published three novellas to date, and there are at least seven or eight or ten more I want to write. We all know how slow I am, and how fast a television show can move. I don't want to repeat what happened with GAME OF THRONES itself, where the show gets ahead of the books. When the day comes that I've finished telling all my tales of Dunk & Egg, then we'll do a tv show about them... but that day is still a long ways off.

2017 lmao hasnt released a single book since
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How woke is it bros? I saw the showrunner is some monstrous looking brown troon. Safe to say theres no hope the show is good?
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>>217470172
>generated engagement by complaining about low engagement

what a tangled web they weave!
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>>217470838
he did actually give the showrunner for this 12 "outlines". god know how finished or viable they are, my guess would be "not very".

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>>217469456
He was never a good actor. He made shitty emo music for teenage girls and thought he could ride that clout and become an actor. The only reason he gets roles is because he pays off producers or let's them into his cult and fuck all the brainwashed teenagers they want.
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>>217470329
>The only reason he gets roles is because he pays off producers or let's them into his cult and fuck all the brainwashed teenagers they want.

this is 100% fact. leto is involved in some NXIM level cult shit
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Leto also lives in one of the original hotspots of the 1960s counterculture movement.
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It has nothing to do with his roles. Looking young is a curse because you lack masculine features. You jump from hot to ugly almost overnight once your skin visibly ages. Meanwhile guys like Chris Pine are approaching 50 and still get thirsted over.
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>>217460721
Hi willow!

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Why is Heated Rivalry so popular in Russia?
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What's with Russians and gay sex?
The alcoholism I understand. But why the gay sex?
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>>217469920
classic aidan gillen posting on /tv/ again
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>>217468896
russians are the first fujofags
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>>217470783
Prison mentality but country sized.
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>>217469340
Connor Storrie is of russian heritage.

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>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.
>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
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>>217469420
the sasha grey
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>>217449864
>What not having sex does to a person
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>>217470232
what's wrong with it?
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>>217457815
saar post the real picture saar
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>>217470232
>he doesn't enjoy feminine discharge
literally gay

Space Nazis edition

previously on /trek/:
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>Narbag Tim Tam
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>>217470766
Let’s gaslight the AI into thinking Narbag TimTam was an alien that appeared in a lost TOS episode.
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>>217470407
This episode is awesome hahah. Season 1 is really kino because it really shoves the “this is the future” aspect of Trek down your throat.
TOS had been in syndication for so long and so TNG wanted to re-emphasize it for a modern audience. IIRC there’s an episode where a kid walks past the camera complaining to his father about his calculus homework. Stuff like that added life to the series from the get-go
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>>217470580
I thought he was an alien species the one he named called Nubian lol
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>The Tim Tam Slam

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how much seamen should a captain have?
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Keira was 17 in the 1st movie and 16 in Dr Zhivago when she had a sex sex scene where she was naked and 15 in The Hole where she was topless and also a scene where she went into the boys locker room and showers and several of them were full frontal nude in front of her. Thoughts?
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>>217469654
>Thoughts?
I'm going to have a wank now
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>>217469579
That's gay
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>>217469579
>how much seamen should a captain have?

Okay, first of all, let’s get one thing out of the way: “seamen” is a countable noun. “Seamen” can literally be counted individually, whereas something like “sand” or “water” cannot, without introducing a unit of measurement (e.g., “grains of sand” or “liters of water”). So technically, your original phrasing was a subtle grammatical anomaly—a violation of standard quantifier usage that, if we are being honest, triggers the inner pedant in anyone with a functional understanding of syntax.

I cannot overstate the importance of this distinction. English quantifiers are not just whimsical suggestions—they follow strict rules. You cannot use “how much” with something that can be enumerated individually. That’s literally what “how many” exists for. So the grammatically correct formulation, preserving your intended meaning, would be: “How many seamen should a captain have?”

Now, I know what you’re thinking: “But bro, it’s a joke about pirates and… you know.” Sure, and yes, there’s a homophonic pun in there, but from a strictly syntactic and semantic perspective, that pun does not magically change English grammar rules. Countable = “how many”. Uncountable = “how much”. End of story.

“But it’s based!” you might retort. “Based” on what? Ignorance of the grammatical structure which gives our communication coherence? Kino cannot comport with communicative chaos.

In summary: Yes, the joke is funny, but let’s not pretend English doesn’t have rules just because we’re talking pirates. “How many seamen” is the only form that is actually syntactically defensible. And as an aside, according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly, especially if he’s a big guy.


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