Have a Negroni. Have a jug.
>>217473053I would fuck that man in his mangina
>>217473039My nigga, all 3 ingredients of Negroni is an alcohol. It's taste better combined than just chugging campari.
>>217472952No.
>>217472925I love tall brunette girls so much its unreal
>>217473869Rye+Ginger tastes better then either rye or ginger ale.A White Russian tastes better combined then the individual parts.A cake tastes better then shoving a bunch of flour into your mouth yet you are arguing against this.
Genocide edition.previously on /trek/>>217458229
>>217475998>"Charlie X" story>A sequel to TOS: "Charlie X", featuring the character Charles Evans, was pitched by Nick Sagan. (Captains' Logs: The Unauthorized Complete Trek Voyages, p. 293)I desperately want to read this script.
>>217477887Never because their makeup budget can't match a 26 episode production from 1987.
>>217477758>full frontalFull frontal WHAT?
>>217473671his movie is great too
>>217477968It describes his attack style.
Hotel?
>>217476054Well yeah I mean that's a common thing now.Anyway , isn't this the erotic voice guy?
>>217469135Leafyishere trooned out?
>>217473362what country are you from?
>>217477194Leafy is crypto rich and a father. looks fucking brutal as usual though
>>217468866
>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
>>217477329Most annoying anon in this thread. I bet you're big on letterboxd.
>>217471100>Now one of you is going back with a message to Sergio Leone>Tell him the American western is still alive
>>217475374what do you mean "even the black kids". who the hell do you think eats it over here?
>>217477160For as much as people like the Simpsons gag, it really fails to sell how funny Paint Your Wagon actually is.It's like a joke you'd write about a movie you haven't actually seen, and what's more is that is an actual comedy so the premise of Lee Marvin and Clint Eastwood starring in a musical western is part of the joke.
>>217476969I can work with this
this scene was so wild, she totally nailed itabsolute ICON
>>217477811Let me guess, that day was just you and 4 other dudes.
>>217471082i have always wondered in how many men did xhe awaken homosexual feelings in.
i love this little trap
>>217477844>that one son that's looking on in disgust>the other looking away because he's a filthy faggot just like the fatherkek
>>217477844Left wingers literally need to be put in camps
I think Leonardo DiCaprio is a bad actor.
After warching revenant and inception, I have to say his fake country accent is among the worst Ive ever heard.
>>217477670ok but who are you?
>>217477949im a literal nobody who has correct opinions. and i can certainly do a southern accent better than leo
>>217477670He's not bad, but he's not great either. The Paul Dano of mainstream movies.
>>217477670His gimick is that he just yells.
ITT actors that should be cast in roles within movies that involve giving happy endings.
>>217478009I was joking. It's just one unflattering frame where she looks like bogged. She's still cute for now.
>>217478009>how walledthis term really means absolutely nothing already huh?
>>217472391god
46 years ago the average blockbuster looked like this, it shared the billboard with at least 3 other flicks just as good, all competing for the eyes of your average middle class familyat the time of course these were all considered "just turn off your brain" entertainmentthe tickets were two dollars and film critics saw them as too low-brow to dignify with a reviewthoughts?
>>217477939FPBPStudios also rightly understood that Americans have been getting exponentially dumber and more distractable and now most need basic plot points reiterated 3-4x times just for them to process what's going on.https://ew.com/matt-damon-says-netflix-wants-plot-repeated-in-dialogue-for-viewers-on-phones-11887857
>>217477908Adult people stopped going to the movies.
>>217477939>The lack of revenue from physical media sales made studios risk adversePhysical media was from early 1980s to early 2010s. The made lots of great movies before the 1980s.And when a movie goes to a streaming service, the streaming service is paying for it.
>>217477908That's wasn't an average blockbuster.
>>217478007Adults don't exist anymore. Just overgrown children.
I like girls with long hair but tomboy personalities
>>217474734she's a slut like all "tomboyish" girls
I like chud
>>217476523Yeah well go marry a prostitute. If you're going to marry a girl, the less mileage the better. You have a life time to "get good at sex", no point in that sex having happened with other guys.
>>217474734>I like girlsI don't.
>>217476561the resemblance is uncanny, but it's weird because I find Sophie attractive but not as much for Jennifer
Good thing all his suspects love confessing so much because any decent lawyer would have his "cases" full of hearsay and circumstantial evidence thrown out in court. Not to mention his habits of falsifying evidence, trespassing and searching without a warrant.
>>217477815yeah that's basically the premise
>>217477701That's the point, we knew who was the murderer from the start, the mystery is in "how Columbo is going to catch them"
>>217477333If it's a framed mirror that just means you are currently sucking his dick dumbass. Because it's been agreed that the image is of OP sucking cock.
>>217477297The point of that one wasn't that the flower was enough evidence for court, its that it was enough evidence for his wife who knows him intimately to figure it out. After that they could detain him and focus the entirety of their investigation on proving the string of events that Columbo had mostly figured out at that point. The point of most episode endings isn't "We've got you now, off to jail" its "we now now know enough to detain and you and put together the rest of the stuff we need to win the trial"Back in the 70s writers trusted their viewers intelligence enough that they didn't bother explaining "no they don't just immediately stop doing any kind of policework after the credits start rolling" because they figured audiences wouldn't be retarded and would already know that
>>217477167Columbo never actually trespasses or searches without a warrant, he always has permission to be in the places he searches, and when the perp gets tired of Columbo's shit/realizes Columbo is on to them, they tell Columbo to leave and he does. He actually does get a warrant to do full proper searches by the end of the episode all the time. He also doesn't falsify evidence, because evidence are things meant to be brought to court, what he does is come up with lies to tell the perp to get them slip up and/or confess, and this is actually perfectly legal, it's why you should always just shut up and call a lawyer instead of confessing on the spot. The main issue with the way Columbo deals with his cases that could pose an actual problem in court is his tendency to just grab evidence, put in his pocket, then just show it to people. He rarely bags it or establishes chain of custody, it could be easy to get his evidence called into question and rendered inadmissable. But yes, Columbo is lucky they all confess on the spot. I fully agree that a lot of Columbo's solutions to cases wouldn't hold up in court, especially since the bad guys are always rich people who can afford good lawyers. One that comes to mind is how the fact that a guy's shoelaces are tied up in a way Columbo claims is unnusual for a left-handed person proves that he didn't put on his own gym clothes, so the perp must be the killer. The idea that maybe not everyone ties their shoes the same way isn't considered.
>25 episodes per year>most of them kino>a few months off in the summer and then back for the next seasonwe didn't know how good we had it
>>217477749make your own kind of music
>>217477647they should have killed that stupid bitch always crying my baaaaaaby my baaaaaby
>>217477825based and lostpilled
>>217474356I would have my pot head friends come over and we would smoke and eat snacks and it was glorious.It was such a huge thing.>ALRIGHT SHUT THE FUCK UP ITS ON ITS ON LIGHT THEM UP
>>217477647He annoying aussie accent drove me nuts
>remake is superior to the originalName 3 other times this has happened besides The Ring
>>217477570why not just fuck the ghost
>>217477633>why not fuck ghost girls who want to kill you Gee I don't know why..
>>217477570>Name 3 other times this has happenedScarface (1983)Battlestar Galactica (2004)The Naked Gun (2025)
It's not better.>>2174780351930s Scarface is better and the 80s is hardly a remake anyways
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>>217477962Seconded.
>>217477945
>>217478041Her too, of course!
>>217477962>>217477997true thoughh one of the best parts of that film is WOW LOOK AT ALL THAT BLOOD.
>>217475166It looks interesting but spelling fréamhacha as "fréwaka" hurts my brain.
How would this change the course of the movies?
im more interested in PAWGwarts
>>217476921He was a manlet until his sixth year
>>217477001He said "MOGworts" not "WOGworts" fellah
>>217477374In the chadverse he spent his Gringott stash on a limb lengthening surgery. Only 6ft plus students are allowed in Mogwarts.
I go by MogMaster irlIll take no questions
It was a different time.
>>217477634I have no idea why you give a fuck honestly.
>>217477569Remember the midget that literally kidnaps Sabrina to be his wife when Sabrina is like 16? And attempts it multiple times while casually threatening Harvey? Imagine them trying that today. Age gap based pearl clutching really is completely artificial.
>>217473694They'll never be based.
>>217477862he frequently shows up at the school too, beard and all. but Buffy is worse: Angel was 'in love with' Buffy at her old school in a flashback, so she was what, 14?also this genderswap episode made my tummy feel funny.
>>217477862>>217477933also does this predate that Steve Buscemi thing?
