>Massive Hollywood blockbuster based off of an amusement park ride>Ends up being one of the most kino mainstream movies of all timeWhat went so right?
>>217438454What do you mean by that?
>>217438227>What went so right?Pirates 1, 2, and 3 came at a time when Disney would give out blank cheque and free artistic reign to anyone willing to make them money in return.
>>217438889Depp should obviously get credit for that but Bruckheimer deserves the mention for casting Depp. As I said earlier he knows there will be a wider mature audience for a leading man like Depp who's rather outside the box. Likewise for the casting of Bloom and Knightly, probably the two perfect "first crushes" for the pubescent audience.
>>217438889They also talk about this movie in the book Disneywar. Originally Depp was thinking maybe it would be cool if Jack Sparrow had had his nose cut off.
>>217439238This. The first PotC has some of the best casting of any movie ever. I cannot imagine any character being played by someone else.
>Da 12 gauge auto loader>ummmmmmmmmmm>Da .45 long slide wit laser sighting>ummmmmmmmmmm>Phased plasma rifle in da 40-watt range>ummmmmmmmmmm>TDa Uuuuuuuuuuzi nine millimeter
>>217438296I don't want lunch, I want phased plasma in the 40 kilowatt range.
That was pretty stupid to leave the box of shotgun guns right there on the counter.I sure hope store owners stopped doing that.
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>217438129When Life Gives You an IU Girlfriend
>>217434595True, and this fucking retard even went out of his way to edit out the Netflix tag from the Tangerine poster, imagine being this mentally ill. Watch that autist trying to rewrite history with every post, explaining how Tangerines is not really a Netflix show, lmao what a pathetic human being.>>217434998If you start to bow down to the fucking sperg trying to impose his views in this general then it's really fucking over. Just ignore the cunt and his melties.
which one of you did this? >>217438432
>>217439055Really? Who do you think? Hint: Always the same obnoxious shit on a righteous crusade to impose his shit tastes on the world.
>>217439043>>217439091it's called passion, you wouldn't understand.
>these have better libraries of legit kino than paid servicesImagine still paying for streamslop that has all the cultural impact of a cashew. Poorfags won.
>>217438528So do the others. Keep an eye on Pluto, they're making you sign in now to watch certain channels
>>217438566It sucks
>>217438507I used to watch Tubi a lot but then I realized I was watching the same type of movies over and over so I deleted it.Tubi is great if you're into box office bombs as they have every single 90s film that bombed at the box office.
can any /g/fags tell me if a dns sinkhole will get rid of tubi ads?
>>217439178I have an account, the recommendations are varied but I get what you mean. Or accept that you just like a genre more than others. Mine is all shitty action, 00s comedy, and b-horror/thrillers.
Recommend me some drug kinos.
>>217439253Yellow Submarine
>>217439125You shouldn't give away the plot but you have to at least give me some reason to care enough to watch it. The 28x trailers did nothing to try to hook the viewer. It was just random slop action scenes I could find done better in thousands of other movies. There wasn't a single shot or character memorable enough to make me want to see more. You have lost the plot if you think they are good trailers.
>>217438446incites hate it because its shittrannies love it because they like shit
how do these bones stay so erect?
>>217439246lots of milk, my boy!
>>217439198Source: Youtube
Do you think Emma Myers has what it takes to make a name for herself in Hollywood beyond her success in Wednesday, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder and A Minecraft Movie?
>>217435371>>217435377lol no
>>217435695Adorable. Is she like half jap or korean?
>>217436096>POV: AnonI can't stop cooming to Jenna!
>>217435636>>217435656>>217435685>>217435714>>217435854Free the nip
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2012915059194839407
>>217439159He's an imbecile. History is full of examples of technology making entire groups of jobs obsolete.
>>217439208>They were as close to Weinstein as it getsAm I supposed to care?
>>217439215entire industries.
I hate hollywood and the industry so much its unreal.
>>217439159e.g. despite the existence of photographs, people still buy and cherish paintings.>>217439215He's referring to creative endeavors, dipshit.
>SOYA>MYCOO
>I GO TO HONG KONG>I DON WAN ENEE TRABBU
>>217438328jej
>>217438815>UDDERS
I decided to rewatch Lost recently bc I couldn't recall how Mr. Ecko arrived on the island and I was disappointed about the tail section subplot that really was pointless.
>>217439244JJ had no idea what was happening either
>Times (You) Became The Whale
I once had a dozen chocolate and vanilla milkshakes in a dare. I was 12 and really found out what lactose intolerance means.
One time when I was drunk at costco I ordered a poutine (like 1600 calories).They ended up giving me two and I ate both of them that day.
I love gorging. I like lots of fat, sugar is alright but fat just does something for me. The slickness, the way it rolls across the tongue, it's primal.
>>217437309In highschool our homeroom teacher brought in boxes and boxes of cream filled doughnuts and I competed with another kid on who could eat the most. Probably the fattest thing I ever did. Was 215 at graduation and have been 160 give or take 10 for the last 15 years.
Tonight actually. I hadn't eaten all day, so I got the taco burrito box from Taco Bell for dinner. Four crunchy tacos, four five layer burritos.I put them down surprisingly easily, but I don't feel so good now.
Is this lady from american pie? Which one? Can y'all tell
>>217417979>Stiffler's mum was only like 37AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>217434457It was made when Game of Thrones was big.
>>217419246when I was in my early 20s I picked up a woman in her 30s and called her a milf in text later, she had two kids so I thought I was in the clear but she got super madshe apologized later though
When I was 26, I ended up dating my 45 year old dentist lol. It was fun for a little while but she got crazy and I had to find a new dentist
post more milfs
this kinda sucked. not trying to be edgy but why does this have such a cult following again?
>>217430955You may or may not be within your element.
>H-Hey man, there's a beverage here!
>>217431205its also worth noting that big lebowski takes place in like 1991 even though it came out in 1998. so it feels weirdly more dated then it really is
>>217431135>the movie bombed at box office budget: 15 millionbox office: 48 million
>>217430893whelp, now I need to watch the movie again
Broad City is funny
>>217432562She looks like we'd be friends and we wouldn't be interested in each other romantically but we'd be good enough friends that we'd fuck whenever we were bored or had nothing better to do and then we'd throw on a video game or a movie or something after and relax naked on the couch.
>>217432590perfect genetic strategy though
>>217432562https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vqm1qhD1gKI
>>217432562That woman has large breasts
>>217432562Boob Titty
Japan has not put out a single piece of kino in decades What happened?
>>217433328the depressing one on the left just need dick and videogames.
>>217433374That's a boy.
>>217433328didn't that last Godzilla japanese movie mogged all Hollywood adaptations?
I mean Japan still manages to make yall to make a thread like this EVERY FUCKING DAYLet that sink in
>/tv/ - Hollywood Slop, Gook Shill & Anti-Jap Circlejerk
This is just Werner Herzog's Family Romance, LLC (2019) with a fat American.
>>217438197And they're correct.
>>217439123Which is also a copy of 해가 낮게 떠 있을 때 (1971), what"s your point
I don't know but I think Brendan deserves a hapa loli
humiliation ritual
>>217439202How's this humiliation? She's saying she wants him because he's not a zoomer.
