you're not scary
>>217402761why does he sound like he doesn't speak english as his first language? lol zero spooked? what the fuck is that?. odd.
>>217419264he's retarded, that's why. rian is the definitely of a gen x manchild. the nigger literally had to force his way into hollywood, because nobody wanted to fund brick.
>>217402761>you're not scaryWhile it is true that Star Wars nerds are not the slightest bit intimidating or threatening, I would point out that the combination of their obsessive compulsive spergtism married with their intense self-loathing and constant seething impotent rage over a fictional universe do fill me with an overwhelming sense of existential dread. If this is what men are doomed to become, it's over for humans as a species.
>>217420198>it's over for humans as a species.literally disney's plan from the beginning
>>217416989Expectations: Subverted
>sincerely yours, the breakfast clubI turned the movie off right then and there.
>>217420214>break fast club>at no point in the movie are they actually breaking a fastBooo, Nolan.
>>217420214Why did he dress like Bane?
>>217420214This movie fucking sucked
>>217420275Bane dressed like him.
>>217420280The movie is basically carried to relevance by one song.
Do you think they ever explored each other's bodies?
They literally make out in the movie and she sees shinji naked multiple times.
>>217415352This singular anime ruined GenYers...but not me. I think it is meh at best. But i did meet Hideaki once while in Kamakura, very cool dude. He touched my hand...
>>217416969she's shot in the gut and dying in this scene btw
Misato was barely 29. Was Shinji a fucking pedophile?
>>217416969just another hole to fill
Caught Stealing has a pair of terminator style murderers orthodox jewish rabbis that fuck up and kill everyone in gunfights - something like Salamanca twins from Breaking Bad
>>217420079Didn't Tintin have a pair of jew killers too?
>>217420079Did you not watch to the end of the movie?And yeah, movies set in Jew York tend to have those kinds of charcters.
>>217420079>White guy is the hero>His black gf gets murdered >Black female cop is a villain >British drug dealer is comic relief retard>Villians of the movie are hasidic jews Actually wild this movie got made in modern hollywood
>small town white boy is the hero of the movie>villains are a black cop, a latinx drug dealer and a couple jews>cute black chick loves our hero even if he is kind of a fuckup>white boy wins and saves the dayI feel like this is the kind of movie chuds have been asking for for a long, long time yet no one talks about it
Was it kino?
>>217420187No, J-Tard
> It is not possible> No, it is necessary You have to admit Nolan and Hans Zimmer did pretty well herehttps://youtu.be/a3lcGnMhvsA
>>217418351Humans have emotions. Going to space doesn't change that, chud.
>>217419615Like every woman to ever exist
anyone else think hathaway was horribly miscast for this flick? she just aint jt
>>217418278ZASED
>>217418351He's loveless.
Just marathonned this kino, what did I think of it?
Bump
It insists upon itself.
>>217419452i really, really liked it. Wish it went all in on the supernatural stuff though.
>>217420043>people take bad LSD and acquire immunity to arrowsIt's a more common trope than you think
Are the rumors true?
>>217418229
>>217418217They looksmatch
>>217420257>not IsraelWhat a relief
>>217418750/thread
>The prequels are better than the se-
>>217403644>expecting Daisy Ridley to put in effortLOL she got her check faggot, no refunds
>>217410813They're feinting/repositioning because they both know each other's fighting styles intimately. This is fucking kino, kill yourself.
>>217416711>without half of the experience it's only half of the experience!!!Wow brilliant input midwit.
>>217402926This is a cool bit of choreo that has some intensity, but my issue with it is that other than the first swing, Obi-Wan doesn't look aggressive enough. He should be running out throwing a flurry of kill shots to avenge his master while Darth Maul rapid-fire parries. None of the prequel fights did good storytelling via choreography. The fight usually change gears by moving to a new environmental feature.the sequels suck and the red guard fight is embarrassing, just want to throw that in there
>>217403709god damn I absolutely hate the aesthetic of nu-Wars
Good movie, biggest issue is that the film loses energy the farther into it we go.I understand that there is supposed to be an intentional juxtaposition at the end, showing that while everything that crumbles around us, only the ruthless can make it through and survive. Yet, the tone only allows us to experience the dread, and not partake in our protagonist's catharsis. The tone should have instead allowed us to experience both his catharsis along with the dread for society. This would have been more reflective of how, while we acknowledge the destructive force of our system, we all still partake in and enjoy our successes within the system, no matter how small they are. We tell ourselves, just like every person in the movie, that there is no other choice.
>>217418837Absolutely
>>217418876I do wish we kinda got a scene of him coming back from his first day at the job and having dinner with the family at the end showing how all their lives resumed normally.
>>217418877Not everything needs to be spelled out.
>>217418811Sounds like a revenge thriller mode, while Costa Gavras showed a moral man driven to amorality bc society. The veneer of success requires bloodthirsty serial killers doing the most
>>217418839Sfmv is very socially relevant, less style obsessed
AAAAAAGRRRRHHHHGGHHHH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME
>WHITE CHILDREN ARE EVIL WHITE CHILDREN ARE EVIL>WHITE CHILDREN ARE CREEPY AND SPOOKY AND SCARYGod damn the poz never stops
>>217420225Just hire me to make a movie like this already.You think a NEET vampire-lolibaba connoisseur like myself couldn't write and direct the PERFECT horror to romcom movie of all time?
>>217399483>if not cat, why hiss?
Would Quaritch pumping her full of a few dozen kids mellow her out a little?
>>217414953Siggy had an entire episode in a French meta show where she was playing herself harassing movie producers to let her hook up with a young actor.
>>217419494Why kill them, theyre supposed to be peaceful right? But im getting this real strong British vs native Americans vibe here. Like some tribes were peaceful, and some weren't, but they basically genocided them but left some over to act like it was humane.
>>217411863The ash naavi has been the first naavi that I thought oozed sex appeal if only Cameroon gave her a full head of hear instead of that dickslap bald patch running across her cranium and shitty dreads hanging off the side she would unironically be SEXOOOOOOOO
>>217419601>I'm not your buttercup, perv!
>walk into local Barnes and Noble>see thisWhat do you say to the manager?
>>217410406>crime and punishment wordsworth editiona true /lit/fag curated this display
>>217418469why didn't anyone break the windows?
>217408124Holy shit /tv/ is retarded
>>217418817your dad
>>217408024This is god tier bait. There's something there to piss off everyone
Predict the box office.
>>217417189It'll scrape by with a billy but nobody will be talking about it after the first few weeks when the marketers stop shilling for it
Nolan has never cracked a billion outside of the two Dark Knight movies.This will have less appeal than Oppenheimer which fell short of a bil- the epic fantasy/historical genre has never raked in huge amounts of cash before.$700 million
>>217417189one hot meal.
>>217417189Why is Agamellon the poster boy of THE ODYSSEY?I'm still going to see it. We don't get enough historical kino
>>217417189It's gonna do big numbers in the box office, get mid to mixed critical reviews and worse audience reviews.
Why did the 90s tv insist on making young boys straight?
>>217418716
In the 90s my ultimate fantasy was Kelly Kapowski and Kelly Bundy at the same time
>>217418812basedkelly kapowski and topanga were it for me
>>217417556Imagine the smell
>>217417398Damn, Kimberly was my first fap.
