Will the UPCOMING Zelda movie be any good?
>>217401067Nice facebook meme, marketer.
>>217400098Incel
>>217401218Marketing bot.
At least the guy playing Link is cute.
>>217400653>They'll force Zelda to be equal to Link but I don't think they'll make him a joke like MarioYeah I'm expecting a little more restraint on the girlbossery this time.And then the gaslighters will try and use the more positive reception Zelda gets to further gaslight over marios emasculation.
>I wanna be the very best
>jessie, misty and meowth are dead
>>217400875I wish there was an edit of the Japanese version that still had Jessie, Meowth, Misty, and James still in English. Also the Japanese version has a better soundtrack.
>>217400875Whaaaat
hard to be the very best when you're retarded or at least borderline retarded
>>217400794>Rewatching this right now >More than one hundred episodes in >Charizard vs Poliwrath >Ash opens with ember He's hilariously retarded
What did these retards die of?
hypoglycemia
>>217400230circus accident
Do Americans really care this much about college?Was skateboarding really that big in the 2000s?Why did this movie feel like an extended episode of a TV show?
>>217400411SHIOT?
>>217400382God, I remember watching this movie soon after it came out, and even then I completely disagreed with the >college should just be fun and do whatever you want manmessage they tried to push towards the end. Apparently I was one of the few, since tons in my generation still have debt for their feminist literature studies degree.
College has become extremely devalued because you seem to require a degree for everything except the lowest skill wagie job.Boomers offload the training they used to get on the job to colleges, and rake in huge money from student loans.It's a massive scam, especially right now when all the classes you can possibly get in college is freely available online.
>>217400382Yes and yes
>>217400382AnAtOhMeee
What actresses' roles in films do you think Mackenzie likes discussing. Also, good morning.
>>217400853It's unsolicited schizophrenia. Keep it to yourself next time.
>>217400895Make fun of me, to hide from the fact that your surrounded by shit.
>>217400881The geese are flying south for the winter. I repeat. The geese are flying south for the winter.
>>217400999I didn't even read past the second sentence. There's nothing of value you can offer me.
>>217401214He said, while not discussing actresses' roles in films.
No hype?
I tire of the rotund old fool's games. Words are wind.
>>217392618>It's no longer your show
>>217400967His empty promises are as useless to me as nipples on a breastplate.
>>217392618Please just finish the book. I don't care how bad it'll end up being. I want to be free from this literary coil.
>>217397517>Here is a very recent by SargooonThanks, I will not watch it.> proving Tolkien is lightyears above himYou can't prove subjective things like who is the better author. Both of them are shit btw, and having any kind of reverence for Tolkien is a surefire way to demonstrate you didn't actually read any of his mindnumbingly boring LotR books (The Hobbit is a great children's book though).
I'm turning into him
>>217399987you have a hot wife?
Fat?
australian?
HBO Developing Game of Thrones Sequel Starring Arya Stark Now Jon Snow Spinoff Is Scrappedhttps://www.ign.com/articles/hbo-developing-game-of-thrones-sequel-starring-arya-stark-now-jon-snow-spinoff-is-scrapped
>>217399692>Even Grrm hates HotdNTA but that more to do with creative control and how plots are being handled
>>217398262I can't wait to see Arya found Americos and become Queen of the 50 States
>>217400378sounds more like Harrington projecting his annoyance at being typecast onto the character.
>>217398460According to GRRM, the pitched Jon Snow story was basically him drowning in misery and suffering from PTSD until he dies at a young age. I dunno, with a good writer it could’ve been a compelling psychological story.
>>217401183No. Not in any way. People do not get into an epic fantasy series to watch 8-10 episodes of some loser whine, mope around, and sob woe is me about having to kill his insane wife to stop her burning a city. We already got the wet fart ending of game of thrones. There is nothing afterwards. Making up random fan fiction just as a cash grab for name recognition NEVER works out.
at some point there was so much nudity and sex scenes in U.S Media that they created a website to keep track of that.Now every scene is either European or Filipino.what happened?
Honestly the beginning of the end was "PG-13" adult magazines like Maxim, celebrities were more open to sexy photoshoots instead of full nudes during the Playboy heyday. Even before the 2010s wokeness era I knew something was wrong when Olivia Munn posed non-nude for Playboy
>>217399722Dunno, not my problem
>>217399768Maxim and FHM were fun, but yeah, the whole soft thing was kinda lame
>>217399497why would anyone still pay for this when shit like az celebs or ancensored is a thing?
>>217399615This was in Denmark, no one cares
I watched Barbie because Arianna Greenblatt was in it
>>217400195honestly margot has troon vibesariana is a cutie pie brat
>>217400818Nice try, E.T.
>>217392635White American.
>>217400800whore
>>217394705I need a tiny bratty girl like her
The Bone Temple is a kino Gnostic movie. Think about it. Samson is like Adam (he's even named after a Biblical figure), he's brought out of a state of nature into a state of humanity by Dr. Ian Kelson who gives him a "fruit" (anti-psychotic medication in the film) that lifts the veil from his eyes and suddenly he has knowledge of what he really is. Dr. Ian Kelson is even called Satan in the movie, just like the serpent in the garden was. But he also is sacrificed, similar to Jesus. Jesus and the serpent are one and the same in Gnostic myth. Samson also reminds me a lot of Enkidu in the Epic of Gilgamesh. He even looks like Enkidu (and anyone with knowledge of history knows that the Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of Genesis since Enkidu = Adam).
>>217395742>>217396240>The Epic of Gilgamesh inspired the Book of GenesisFucking redditor. Anyone with any knowledge of history would know they drew their sources from the same well. One didn't inspire the other, you low IQ redditor.
It's insane getting older and realising how much modern fiction is just ignorant left-wing perverts spreading juvenile propaganda
>>217401095they were more fun and entertaining, true. the sequel is more fun in general, but I didn't find it as compelling as the first one. it could just be my subjective preference on the themes tackled.
>>217401147>I know better than actual historiansOh ok retard. The whole structure of the primeval history (Genesis 1-11) follows exactly that of Mesopotamian mythology. Jews were clearly lifting from the Mesopotamians when crafting their myths which is something literally all human cultures do. The film being discussed in this thread is actually basically an example of that when you consider the parallels between it and the Bible. Not surprising seeing that it was produced by a historically Christian culture.
>>217396011>big cock swinging zombie alpha malesSo alpha's should have small dicks is that what you're saying?
JLaw has a relentlessly beautiful asshole and I’m sick and tired of /tv/ pretending she doesn’t.
>>217401126It was literally her asshole and that's been settled for years. She admitted as much and said the leaked pics felt like she got gangbanged by the planet. There will always be dorks saying everything is fake.
>>217401167Her body is pretty terrible actually. Very saggy pancake tits and a fridge torso. Only her asshole is any sexy.
>>217396254>>217396291>>217396557>>217396617>>217396793>>217397245>>217398104>>217399021>OMG she's so pretty!
>>217396254Still an ugly, bland-faced cunt that 4jeet simps over for some reason.
>>217401181Maybe now? Back when she got leaked she had a very sexy body.
>extremely intelligent and powerful android's best way of killing someone is a rolled up magazine shoved in their mouthwhat the FUCK were they thinking
>>217400682>Yeah, but you say that about everything.I want to disagree, but almost everything is shit now. So I could say it about something I haven't even see the trailer for and I'd be right.Though to be fair, I mostly warned people against watch Alien Earth because I don't want Disney thinking the franchise is viable. Do you really want Alien to go the way of Star Wars or Marvel? The fact that it's their first shot at a TV show and they immediately pumped out something Acolyte tier doesn't bode well.
>>217397555Apparently you have yet to learn how to not sound like a twat yet because you use the term "media literacy". It's fiction, get a grip on yourself.
>>217397463it was a veiled reference to scott's earlier work in advertising and a commentary on shoving advertising down people's throats
>hey Siggy, Ridley said sex is free-use in the space future heh heh>oh really? well, go ahead then>oh damn alright!
>>217397463>GO GO GO GO GO
>How about, I give you the finger...
>>217400241Why did Hugo Weaving sound like he had his mouth full of marbles in this movie? Is that the only way he can imitate an American accent?
>>217400310its just to show how alien the agents are, they are uncanny.
>>217399869change Neo's gender, and if you forget about the matrix for a moment, it looks like a cheap porn scene
>It seems that you've been living two lives>In one life you are garbage>The other life you are a landlady
>>217400327tell me, anon, what good is making someone's mouth disappear if you can no longer stick your weiner in it?
>New York City architect Tate (Jake Gyllenhaal) tries to rebuild his life after a stint in a psychiatric facility following a spiral triggered by his sister’s death. Looking for a fresh start, he lands in Cape Cod to design a summer home for his best friend. While staying at a historic local Bed & Breakfast, his life changes when he meets Wren (Phoebe Dynevor), a mysterious young woman who has Tate questioning everything about his carefully measured, logic-driven existence.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt35621542/Written by Nicholas Sparks from “A Walk to Remember” and “The Notebook”.
