General /tv/ WebM thread
>the writer's barely disguised fetish
>>217429167Dam nigga you need to chill
>>217427787Well that's just Godzilla.
this one had nudity and a giant girl catfight
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Lets discuss Hamnet.I loved it.
>shakespeare had his ears piercedzesty bard
>Purposely trying to find out what Shakespeare was inspired by so you can thrust your ugly chink girlboss DEI ass into the same lane, "LET'S SEE A POWERFUL WOMAN DOES IT! STEP ASIDE SHAKESPEARE YOU RACIST NAZI CHUD!!!">make absolute hollow weepy dogshit for retards like OP
>>217438583>directed by Chloe ZhaoDoes she have another self-insert?
I don't like having my elbow jogged, this movie was manipulative bullshit. Just like Song Sung Blue, which I yelled at my mom and sis for liking. Well, my sister pretended to like it to spite me, but this Hamnet bullshit is just as bad.
>>217438583It was alright, but forgettable. She did a good job in the scene's featuring the family, she really humanizes Shakespeare. At the same time, though, you could tell she has little to no theater background, as she dropped the ball in every scene relating to the writing process, rehearsal, and theatrical performance. She also made little to no connection between the trauma the death caused Shakespeare and his family, and the actual play Hamlet itself. Hamlet is really a simple character: he is in a constant, ceaseless state of dismay and despairing, because he has lost all hope. But she doesn't connect the dots between the family trauma and lines in the play, but how could she? She admitted herself she has basically no familiarity with Shakespeare: I at least respect her honesty.
there's no way a cheese sandwich actually tasted that good
>>217436519People who live in the Pacific Northwest love to act like every mundane thing they experience is the greatest thing on earth. I assume this was just another example of that.
>>217438781then you're an idiot
>>217436913American cheese is just a combination of three different cheeses that have been thrown into the same cauldron and boiled together for a retarded amount of time.
it's also the facade of a healthy family life with the same old dinners vs the cool thing your brother brought you and you just want to hang out like old times again
Why were the Ben and Jerry scenes so kino
>*unintelligible jive*What was with these dudes?
>>217438084The entire movie is a fever dream.
>>217438084>What was with these dudes?Robots of a garbage planet, learning language through 80s slop TV.
>>217438974That's surprisingly kino.
If this movie came out now they'd be skibidi bussin slop robots
>>217438084Weird al
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>>217425867Corgis are based.
>>217438976>you didn't deliver my outdoor swimming pool to the specific place that I noted on a sticky note on the window of my front door>WHY DIDN'T YOU SEE AND RESPECT THE STICKY NOTE>NOOOOOOOOOOMay everything you ever order be left in a muddy puddle
Dogs just need to chill the fuck out. If they specifically have a traumatizing background, like they were rescued from dogfighting or something like that, that's one thing, I get that. But if they're just a normal dog that's never had anything awful happen to them and they're growling and snapping at everything and they're all scared or whatever, they need to knock their shit off. The fuck do they have to be worried about? They literally have a home where they're being loved, fed, bathed, played with, etc. Fucking relax.
>>217425292you'd like him to handle your wiener wouldn't you?
>>217426811>Bone?
The Most Autistic Edition EverPreviously, on /trek/ >>217410267
>>217439044That ruling was for androids.The episode ends with Starfleet stating that they haven't yet decided if a holographic being counts as a full person, but they are sapient enough to have full rights and ownership to the art they produce.
>>217433548>it would call for everyone to be eunuch who serve one purposeWe already have that under capitalism
>>217438996BUY ME ROMULAN ALE
>>217439064As nitpicks go it seems like it would be really easy to just build a big stationary emitter in the mineIn fact that'd be part of the "confinement" they feel, they physically can't leave because they'd just evaporate>>217439044>>217439072I feel like the AIslop era has actually helped me intuitively understand the hologram storylines better>I'm sentient>Sure you are, buddy>No really, I am>Holy fuckHaving played around with LLMs some and found that many of them already pass the original definition of the "Turing test" I can grasp pretty easily now how flippant Starfleet people are with holograms, and how they sorta shit bricks when they realize a rare hologram HAS moved beyond that parlor trick
voyager game just got a release date 26 of feb, hopefully they fixed w/e the fuck was making it so resource intensive
>Massive Hollywood blockbuster based off of an amusement park ride>Ends up being one of the most kino mainstream movies of all timeWhat went so right?
>>217438454What do you mean by that?
>>217438227>What went so right?Pirates 1, 2, and 3 came at a time when Disney would give out blank cheque and free artistic reign to anyone willing to make them money in return.
>>217438889Depp should obviously get credit for that but Bruckheimer deserves the mention for casting Depp. As I said earlier he knows there will be a wider mature audience for a leading man like Depp who's rather outside the box. Likewise for the casting of Bloom and Knightly, probably the two perfect "first crushes" for the pubescent audience.
>>217438889They also talk about this movie in the book Disneywar. Originally Depp was thinking maybe it would be cool if Jack Sparrow had had his nose cut off.
>>217439238This. The first PotC has some of the best casting of any movie ever. I cannot imagine any character being played by someone else.
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>217438129When Life Gives You an IU Girlfriend
>>217434595True, and this fucking retard even went out of his way to edit out the Netflix tag from the Tangerine poster, imagine being this mentally ill. Watch that autist trying to rewrite history with every post, explaining how Tangerines is not really a Netflix show, lmao what a pathetic human being.>>217434998If you start to bow down to the fucking sperg trying to impose his views in this general then it's really fucking over. Just ignore the cunt and his melties.
which one of you did this? >>217438432
>>217439055Really? Who do you think? Hint: Always the same obnoxious shit on a righteous crusade to impose his shit tastes on the world.
>>217439043>>217439091it's called passion, you wouldn't understand.
>Da 12 gauge auto loader>ummmmmmmmmmm>Da .45 long slide wit laser sighting>ummmmmmmmmmm>Phased plasma rifle in da 40-watt range>ummmmmmmmmmm>TDa Uuuuuuuuuuzi nine millimeter
>>217438296I don't want lunch, I want phased plasma in the 40 kilowatt range.
That was pretty stupid to leave the box of shotgun guns right there on the counter.I sure hope store owners stopped doing that.
>these have better libraries of legit kino than paid servicesImagine still paying for streamslop that has all the cultural impact of a cashew. Poorfags won.
>>217438528So do the others. Keep an eye on Pluto, they're making you sign in now to watch certain channels
>>217438566It sucks
>>217438507I used to watch Tubi a lot but then I realized I was watching the same type of movies over and over so I deleted it.Tubi is great if you're into box office bombs as they have every single 90s film that bombed at the box office.
can any /g/fags tell me if a dns sinkhole will get rid of tubi ads?
>>217439178I have an account, the recommendations are varied but I get what you mean. Or accept that you just like a genre more than others. Mine is all shitty action, 00s comedy, and b-horror/thrillers.
Recommend me some drug kinos.
>>217439253Yellow Submarine
>>217439125You shouldn't give away the plot but you have to at least give me some reason to care enough to watch it. The 28x trailers did nothing to try to hook the viewer. It was just random slop action scenes I could find done better in thousands of other movies. There wasn't a single shot or character memorable enough to make me want to see more. You have lost the plot if you think they are good trailers.
>>217438446incites hate it because its shittrannies love it because they like shit
how do these bones stay so erect?
>>217439246lots of milk, my boy!
>>217439198Source: Youtube
Do you think Emma Myers has what it takes to make a name for herself in Hollywood beyond her success in Wednesday, A Good Girl's Guide to Murder and A Minecraft Movie?
>>217435371>>217435377lol no
>>217435695Adorable. Is she like half jap or korean?
>>217436096>POV: AnonI can't stop cooming to Jenna!
>>217435636>>217435656>>217435685>>217435714>>217435854Free the nip
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/2012915059194839407
>>217439159He's an imbecile. History is full of examples of technology making entire groups of jobs obsolete.
>>217439208>They were as close to Weinstein as it getsAm I supposed to care?
>>217439215entire industries.
I hate hollywood and the industry so much its unreal.
>>217439159e.g. despite the existence of photographs, people still buy and cherish paintings.>>217439215He's referring to creative endeavors, dipshit.
