>40 minute pilot>Starts with graphic shitting>Nothing happens the entire fucking episodeThey really don't give a fuck. What was the budget for this? They pushed HOTD way more than this. It could have been Mandalorian-Season1-tier.
>>217481076Feels like an alien made this decision.>Humans used to like graphic sex in movies, what if the new thing is graphic shitting?
imagine still falling for the GoT meme show
>>217481004>>Nothing happens the entire fucking episodesounds kino desu
>>217481004How do you dorks not understand the shitting is supposed to differentiate this show from GOT and HOTD and act as a hook to get you talking about it?
>>217482090Still saw pink redhead titties
Why won't you say my name, anon?You have to say my name!SAVE US! I don't think we will ever get kino like this again
>>217481884Hey man I had to meet my crush irlI guess u call em waifus but we all get older girls too
>>217481956>NeverEnding Story 2 - The EmptinessDeep pull but I've seen every iteration of childhood classics
>>217481567Did you ever get the chance to ask him why they never returned for the two sequels?
>>217481567
>LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!!
The greatest American horror film and it's really not even close.
>>217481918Carpenter's multi movie deal was thrown out cause of Thing's lousy reception, sucks soo bad.
>>217481794No it means they didn’t have the budget to make corny ads about people fainting in the theater
>>217481946Total critic death can't come soon enough.
>>217481918>>217481946>I would've totally gone against the grain at the time bro, I promise! Just like if I lived in nazi Germany I would've been one of the good guys!
>>217482037Or maybe people were just more shocked by The Exorcist >>217481902I’ve known people who don’t even want to talk about The Exorcist because they’re superstitious and shit
She Says That She Will Never Die editionprev: >>217451945spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217481593Another one? The whole movie takes place in a house. Go watch 825 Forest Road. Hell House director
>>217481789Sorry what I meant was, just another film, not Beezel 2. Pretty sure it was their debut.
i watched dead & breakfast tonight. that shit was great. i knew there was a reason why my humor resides in early 2000s hollywood. it has some surprising cameos. its also very subtle meta humor, back when nuance was something
>>217482130trailer looks kino. is it really a musical?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5xM9CI24_0
>>217482159kinda yeah actually. i went in blind, just saw that it was listed under comedy. its like a storytelling banjo singer narrating the scenes
Was it autism?
>>217481724Are music teachers actually like this?
>>217481724It was tyranny.
>>217481724It was him not being quite good enough for a stable recording contract, so he poured his failed ambition into a big band contest between other conservatories. He was a great musician, but it never translated to the next level so his calling was winning a competition of musicians he would never again be a part of because he got his master's degree 30 years ago. Shoulda focused on classical instead of jazzshit, at least then you could teach without a chip on your shoulder
>>217482013>wanted perfection from jazzOf every music genre it’s the one that is all about imperfections I think it was autism
>>217481724This whole movie is just cope. It doesnt matter if the main character felt stronger in the end. He built that self esteem on trauma. Somebody bullied him, broke him down, then built him back up. Thats trauma bonding and its the worst form of teaching there is. If this was a real scenario the kid would have end up in therapy, bowing his eyes out
Why are boomlennials so obsessed with Blockbuster?
>>217482081It could still be like that if they didn’t throw it all away.
>>217479031You piratefags are so retarded and annoying. Just because you are stealing for free shit doesn't mean you aren't also consuming. Having hundreds of movies on your pedodrive is still consumerism.
>>217481995Emofags rarely actually suicided. It was all a LARP for attention and belonging to an in-group.
>>217481273If you ever post something this insufferably boring again I'm going to find you and teach you what it means to be afraid.
>>217482147Say that to my face fucker, not online, and see what happens.
I have come to the opinion that films are utterly worthless if they are not pornography. Even the best "kinos" you faggots harp on about are just shittier forms of pornography without the sexual gratification. Why do you want to watch another film about some crying, loser faggot that gets shit on by le society and turns into a sociopath to get some kind of tat for all the tits afflicted upon him? Hollywood writing is hilariously surface-level (yes that includes even the so-called best films in history) compared to real life. The most thought provoking a24 wholesome chungus slow burn shit won't encroach even an INKLING of the depth of the internal world that a perverted anon has. They will never grasp that array of seemingly contradictory emotions. Citizen Kane is boring drivel. The Master is nothingness. Hellraiser seems hokey and low budget. A24 films are almost all a waste of time. The only ones approaching something interesting are the ones that are overtly sexual.I don't care about star wars or any of this banal shit if it doesn't contain SEX and FUCKING. Ahsoka in doggy getting railed in Vader's advanced TIE fighter. Buzz Lightyear putting Jessie in a full nelson. A 4 hour film that is just the equivalent of the Substance's "Pump it up" scene. The Blind Side but the entire film is about the retarded fucking pavement ape BBC going feral ripping off the rich white mothers' white blazers are PIPING them down. Hatesex fucking the bitchy milf CEO. Tim Burton's Batman but it's just latex sex with the entire Rogue's Gallery. Fuck you. Films fucking suck.
The votes are in. Do you agree with the list?
>>217481464>Ballet ShoesWhat the fuck. Apparently Emma Watson was one of the leads in this one. How have I never heard of this movie? Did we skip timelines and a new movie from a different timeline was introduced into ours?
>>217481590No, I recall it because there was chatter of Emma Watson supposedly being nude, which was of course ridiculous as it's a children's film, she's just sitting in a bath in one scene in reality, all you se is shoulders.
>>217481659This brat teasing old men
>>217481440>>Jodelle Ferland>Tidelandsilent hill
>>217481659me travelling back in time to deal with that troublesome bed post
>sing for me
>I LIKE BIG BUTTS AND I CANNOT LIE>YOU OTHER BROTHERS CAN'T DENY>THAT WHEN A GIRL WALKS IN WITH AN ITTY BITTY WAIST>AND A ROUND THING IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
>>217481098It's so funny going to a high school football game and listening to the student section singing this song
>And so I cry sometimes >When I'm lying in bed >Just to get it all out >What's in my head >And I, I am feeling a little peculiar
>DU>DU HAST>DU HAST MICH>WILLST DU BIS DER TOD EUCH SCHEIDET>TREU IHR SEIN FÜR ALLE TAGE?>NEIN!>NEIN!
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOOON
What type of roles do you want to see Elle Fanning take on next?
>>217481634My wife.
>>217481634don't make me say it
>fanning>has a big fanny??? retard???
Speaking strictly for myself, would personally enjoy seeing Elle Fanning in BLACKED performing fellatio on a melanin enriched male, followed by vaginal and possibly anal intercourse.
>>217481634God spent more time on that neck than He did on Niagara Falls.
>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades >italians decide to give it a try >their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
Step aside crusty white men
>>217471100Mongrelmerica is not good at art, you must have a aryan spirit for it
>>217471640Jewish slop don't mogs anything, untermensch
>>217481758drink bleach
>>217482032Alright>steps away from the TV
>January 2026, I am forgotten
>>217481383The fact it would return at earliest in 2027 killed the interest.
scripting, filming and cutting 9 episodes of TV cannot possibly take this long. what the hell is the delay from?
>>217481949Rhea Seehorn has other projects in line. They can't film a show without the main character.
>>217481717>We didn't seen any usual or enhanced rat behaviorLmao it played dead and then deliberately attacked at the right moment. Fucking retard.
can it save capeshit?
>>217479119They're really making Sam the central figure here after all of his movies and shows keep flopping?
>>217479119If they put him front and center in the cover? No lol
>>217479119I don't know and I don't care. Like most people, I tuned Marvel out after End Game.
>>217479639No it's a fan poster and they just took characters from movie frames.
>>217479119>captain niggerlol, no. Just no....
>9 Years Later, Tom Hardy's 10/10 Crime Drama Masterpiece Could Be Making A ComebackStory posted 1/19/2026>This month, Steven Knight has finally shared an update about Taboo season 2, giving the millions who enjoyed the show’s first season a tangible reason to expect a follow-up soon. In an interview with the UK’s Radio Times, Knight revealed that discussions around this second season of the series are further along than anyone could have expected:>"Well, Tom and I have talked about it, and I think we know what we would do. It’s just finding the space. But I'd love to, I get asked about it – especially in the States, actually – I get asked about it a lot.">It seems much more of a case of “when” than “if” Taboo will be making a comeback, then. Knight and Hardy already have a plan in place for how to continue the series. The two of them simply need to align their busy schedules, and the show could be back in production sooner rather than later.https://archive.is/qswln
I'm interested, but just a little. Too much time has passed, plus I don't know anyone who has a lick of interest. Show lost too much momentum. They would have to redo a lot of highest points of the first season
>>217482070>sister is dead so no reason to call it Taboo anymore
>>217482110thank you for reminding me of what i forgot to add to my post lol>But Hardy himself has never given up on Taboo, calling the show “very important” to him. Indeed, the actor previously discussed his wild ideas for Taboo season 2, including one that would feature an insane time jump all the way to the 20th Century. As Hardy told Esquire back in 2021:>“In my head I was thinking, ‘Let’s say they get to America, they get to Canada, fast-forward to 1968, the Tet Offensive, the Vietnam War, look at the CIA, the Viet Cong, the French in Saigon … Take the Delaney family tree out in the jungle, and recreate the same family dynamics that were happening in London but with new people, thinking about how history and corruption repeats itself. It’s still Taboo, it’s still period, but it’s the Sixties. There’s something fun about that.”>Hardy also brought up the possibility of taking his James Delaney character into the Napoleonic Wars, or flashing back to the American War of Independence, or simply continuing on from where season 1 ended, with Delaney and his accomplices, including Jessie Buckley's Lorna, on a ship to America. It’s not yet confirmed what ideas would make up Taboo season 2, but Knight did say back in 2021 that the second season was mostly written, and that the key issue holding things up was Hardy’s busy schedule. Knight reiterated in 2022 that the hope was to get rolling on another season of Taboo in the near future, but again, Hardy's schedule was the hold-up.>It now appears that perhaps those scheduling issues have been worked out, and that Hardy and company are finally at work on Taboo season 2. It’s clear that Hardy has a passion for this material, and is ready to dive back into the saga of the Delaney family, and expand on it in some interesting ways. How long that saga could continue is not known, but Knight did at one point tease Taboo season 3 being the series' intended end-point.https://archive.is/a7gvm
>>217482070Damn I just remembered how much I enjoyed tabooRewatch incoming this week, thanks bro for posting this
>H-He's fast!
>>217481057Stop antisemitism. Stop Lucas.
>>217481057Is this why Lucas knows that Jedis have super speed sometimes? If only Obi Wan thought to use his super speed in that hallway of pointless laser walls followed by a bottomless pit that also had no point and no railing, QuiGon might still be alive. Oh well. >What the FUCK was that hallway?
>>217481057>fuck you just say about Jar-Jar, dipshit?>n-nothing Sir George. I swear>thought so, fuckface. Everyone hates the sequels btw. Guess youre just SHIT!
>>217481286I've only seen women enjoy that trash
