Your face when Brad Pitt gets in an accident on the set of a $400 Million movie and the director asks you to fill in for the last couple of shots. Do you do it /tv/?>Pic related
>>217462123Video essay enjoyer.
>>217461311Everyone really did call me Brad Pitt in Peru fwiw
>>217462123Yeah I remember hearing about that on Oneyplays
>>217463745https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50rTN_xTvBY
>>217461311i am often mistaken for a young brad pitt, but it wouldn't work because brad is in his 60s so he doesn't have my youthful looks.
pitch an ANORA sequel
>>217462005Actually the real actress is absolutely nothing like Anora and is a quiet little mousy girl.
>>217461040AnorASS
>>217463290Go fuck yourself.
a sequel set ten years ago, also made ten years ago, same cast
It's a hyper violent revenge movie John wick Anora spends the intervening time since the doing martial arts training
You're consuming other people's thoughts by watching their media, you're literally entering their brain and eating up whatever nonsense they randomly shat outStop it, it's so gay
GYAT-ZATTA MALANGA
>that mcgriddle isn't sitting well, better wash it down with some Popovs
>>217463793I'm your same height and 20 lb heavier than you and I don't drink soda. Guess it's magic.
>FUCK YOU RONALD MCDONA-HUUUUUUUUUUUUURRGGGHHH
>>217463848Sounds more like an overeating issue. I used to subsist off of nothing but shitty gas station food, burritos, and cheap vodka. Was still underweight the entire time.
fast food is obviously unhealthy but medicine has gotten so good that you can severely fuck up your health and still have a long life, look at how many morbidly obese "people" manage to live to an old age.Unrelated but I just remembered this kino WKUK skithttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOyjzE1vcD4
>>217458714Everything is a reverse psychology psyop. They asked him to do it because they were about to turn all their natural food into poisonous slop anyway. So now everyone was distracted by adding the health options that NO ONE buys, and removing that Supersize option, that no one noticed the buns and cheese were plastic and every ingredient they used was paired with fillers and chemicals that disrupt people's endocrine system and rot their digestive system
i really liked this moviethe setting is uniquelike victorian gothic but american
>>217462861Emily has no boobs but a big ass and big hips. Malina's hips are pretty good too but she has a nice handful of tits.
>>217461253>series about misery, pedophiles, money and law>they're all Jews
>>217452993she very clearly did and no longer has those lip fillers
>>217463867>clearlyWhy?
>Ugh... Anon, you've been complaining about "woke movies" for hours! Can we PLEASE talk about something else? This is our first date, c'mon!
>>217463817Ever since I watched One Battle After Another, I literally cannot stop jerking off to black women
>>217463877Right > left > middlet.blackanon
>>217463905Left > right > middle
>>217462669>rizz 'em with the 'tismBased
>>217463912She's doing the vacuum face, to make herself slimmer but i get why you'd say that
Why are there so few movies set in Australian cities?
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>>217463815preston thinks he knows the books better than george. at one point I remember him saying GRRM was wrong about why Haelana killed herself in his blogpost. he is completely deluded, but he is in fact /ourschizo/
>>217463753We live in the timeline where Gurm channelled his TWoW block not on more D&E but on arse boils.
>>217463580Maybe the one ser Arlan saw once? It was sick and size of a dog though
>>217463872That's exactly what I meant
>>217461589In the book the guy is laughing his ass off even when he's just mounting his horse, and you're surprised he's quirky? Besides, all the major Baratheons have had temperamental, large than life personalities, so it tracks.>Ser Lyonel Baratheon also fought several notable matches. Against lesser foes, he would often break into booming laughter the moment they touched his shield, and laugh all the time he was mounting and charging and knocking them from their stirrups. If his challengers wore any sort of crest on their helm, Ser Lyonel would strike it off and fling it into the crowd. The crests were ornate things, made of carved wood or shaped leather, and sometimes gilded and enameled or even wrought in pure silver, so the men he beat did not appreciate this habit, though it made him a great favorite of the commons. Before long, only crestless men were choosing him.
>Kit Harington wanted the spin-off series to show Jon with PSTD. Jon would send Ghost away, throw Longclaw away, and spend his time building and burning huts. The series would end with Jon dying. HBO thought this idea was too pessimistic and shelved the project.This sounds absolute kino, HBO has no taste.
>>217460740>Jon would send Ghost away:(Poor doggoWhy can't they imagine any world in which the wolves are treated well
>>217463805>"OH NO HOW AWFUL I DON'T HAVE TO FOLLOW AT THIS DIPSHIT'S HEEL ANY MORE!"
>>217463800That wasn't even the point of the post, but your reply is genuinely painfully retarded. Anyway, it's referring to his personal politics more than Hollyweird.>>217463787>Kit Harington (if he's who you're talking about)Yeah I meant that one, mate.
>>217463824KekNow I feel betterMaybe the idea would work
>>217463111He ate Danny's corpse and choked on it, he dead.
As transsexuality becomes more popular and accepted in society, what movies are you hoping will be remade with a trans figure as the protagonist? For me, it's Mulan.>MtF girl lives in rural China>always wanted to join the military>finally gets her chance by pretending to be a man and joining ranks>eventually reveals to her commander her feminine gender>the commander recognizes that the two identities have the same soul, and accepts her>she saves the day, and becomes a badass soldier to bootThoughts?
>>217462206>is a man>pretends to be a mani know its bait but this post is brainrot
I'll just leave this here
>>217462206Black panther, MLK jr., Mohamad Ali, Space jam
>>217462206Downfall
>>217462246>>217462355Why do it about tutankhamun when there was actually a tranny ftm pharaoh (hatsehpsut)?
she's too flat to be called boomer sydney
>>217463293Everyone looks flat compared to her
>>217463708First time I saw Angelina was in Foxfire and she got her tits out so it definitely wasn't padding tricking me. I thought they were massive.
>>217463189fixed
>>217463189>>217463861Photoshopped trash
>>217463878I don't know why those weird AI upscales keep getting posted. She looks great in the original image/footage. There's literally no need for that, other than perhaps trying to get people to talk about how it looks like AI or something.
>Yeah, I didn't like a Lynch film>Wtf dude? Did you even try watching it on acid broTop kek, why are midwit Lynch druggies like this?
>>217462391take it easy but take itscared potter?
why do normalfags need to be heavily drugged to watch a movie????
>>217461831Aluminium. Ash. Ass. Lawn
salty milk and coins
Oh that's Maggie, huh?
>>217461831Pumpkin spice and Axe body spray.
Emma Myer and Ever Anderson in cute outfits in a Cowgirl revenge movie. Fucking done just make this. Ever would be down for it (opium scene)
Jenna won
>>217463643
Stockings look great
>>217463605>Brokeback Mountain but lesbiansScissor Canyon
