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It's July 21, 2012...

Superman officially confirmed best superhero film of the year
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CAUSE I'M A PUNK ROCKER - YES I AM!
CAUSE I'M A PUNK ROCKER - YES I AM.

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>the writer's barely disguised fetish
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>>217472935
More the other way around. Soft Vore is indeed focused toward the swallowing but more often than not involves digestion (and often scat). In fact it's hard to find it without. Hard vore is all about the rip and tear.
Speaking of the former, JW: Rebirth has what would be a God-tier swallowing scene if it wasn't a guy. If you're on the GIWTWM side of things, it's probably the best since Jackson's King Kong.
A chick does get harsher treatment earlier on but it's kind of off in the background.
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>>217473272
Her mom is cute, he's lucky.

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What are the best flicks about the living dead?
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>>217473620
Then why the loud bang and flash coming from the ambulance soon after?
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You hear a lot of talk about how ladies age, but that Anne Heche managed to not only hit the wall, but get through it smoking hot.
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>>217472262
Recently deceased bodies do that sometime.

t. paramedic
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>>217472262
https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1285482
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>>217473620
It is insane how they tried to tell us this was the explanation for this video.
Do they think we're retards?

>americans made hundreds of western movies, it's the most popular genre for decades
>italians decide to give it a try
>their westerns completely mog all the John Wayne slop that came before
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>>217471100
The problem with westerns is, they were never good to begin with. They were based on the nickel pulp fiction books about the ooold west, most of which were sold to american printers but actually published by british companies & writ by british authors writing for also british audiences. The brits bought the shit out of them, fantasizing about wild romantic tales of gold and savages and new beginnings in the sunshine in the land god really meant to set aside for them, his true chosen ppl. When the escapism from industrial revolution hell proved to be a hot topic, the titles were then exported over to the US for the city plebs to read about their “wild frontier”. …having 0 connection to any source even from this continent. The authors didn’t travel to the frontier to write about it, they didn’t have anyone to ask, they’d simply take the names of towns and tribes and invent their stories, which is fine bc its fiction. But those are the books that westerns were based on until about the mid-1990s, and a few generations in a row grew up watching them and the tv shows by extension, and think thsts actually what the wild west was probably like. It was not, we have historical records describing daily life and major events in great detail, usuakly from many sources and perspectives. The real shit is far more interesting than any feature length movie could ever squeeze in, it makes no sense to even try. Westerns are objectively shit or rather they’re not, their audiences are largely shit. Either way everything is pretty fucked and movies suck,
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I giorni dell'ira
Faccia a faccia
Il grande duello
La resa dei conti
Da uomo a uomo
10000 dollari per un massacro

These has some of the best spaghetti westerns you can watch after you're done with the usual ones. Obviously don't go in expecting Leone, but they're solid B movies with good scripts and performances. Generally if Lee Van Cleef is in it, it's good.
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>The problem with westerns is, they were never good to begin with. They were based on the nickel pulp fiction books about the ooold west, most of which were sold to american printers but actually published by british companies & writ by british authors writing for also british audiences. The brits bought the shit out of them, fantasizing about wild romantic tales of gold and savages and new beginnings in the sunshine in the land god really meant to set aside for them, his true chosen ppl. When the escapism from industrial revolution hell proved to be a hot topic, the titles were then exported over to the US for the city plebs to read about their “wild frontier”. …having 0 connection to any source even from this continent. The authors didn’t travel to the frontier to write about it, they didn’t have anyone to ask, they’d simply take the names of towns and tribes and invent their stories, which is fine bc its fiction. But those are the books that westerns were based on until about the mid-1990s, and a few generations in a row grew up watching them and the tv shows by extension, and think thsts actually what the wild west was probably like. It was not, we have historical records describing daily life and major events in great detail, usuakly from many sources and perspectives. The real shit is far more interesting than any feature length movie could ever squeeze in, it makes no sense to even try. Westerns are objectively shit or rather they’re not, their audiences are largely shit. Either way everything is pretty fucked and movies suck,
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>>217474989
Steve McQueen would have been perfect for blondie
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>>217471100
The problem is that all westerns are boring and derivative. This goes for western books and games too. It’s just a fundamentally boring setting.

This was fucking terrible. Really really shit. Couldn't even point to a good scene in the entire movie. At least with the prior one we had the opening 30 minutes of kino before it started to fall off.
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>>217473237
28 Years Later was a mess. Half a great film, half deleted scenes. The Bone Temple doesn't have the same highs as 28 Years later but is more consistent.

Everything with the mother didn't have the emotional impact that was anticipated, her arc and character are completely forgotten moving into this movie. Really, they could have cut the second half of years down and spliced these 2 films into one much better one.
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>>217473970
28 Weeks later is not a 2/10. It's a decent enough movie. There was no tension in this movie at all. Where is the tension meant to be, in the scene at the dinner table, in the barn? It's a very boring movie
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>>217472345
>it flopped so reddit box office don't want to report numbers because black woman director KEK
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I went to see it a few hours ago and thought it was based. Incredibly powerful movie about friendship
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good movie
filtered anon

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>snarky girlboss talk to the legate
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>>217467835
Necessary? As if crosses are designed to kill as effectively as possible?
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>>217467675
why didn't they nail her feet?
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>>217467279
Why didn't they strip her? What kind of homosexual villains are they?
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>>217467323
No that's McCauCau
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>toxic masculinity chud moment

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kinos the establishment fears

>L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R
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>L.homme.qui.retrecit.2025.FRENCH.1080p.WEB-DL.H264-Slay3R

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgiBHyKFgNU

>The man who shrinks, a new adaptation of Richard Matheson’s cult novel, takes us in the wake of Paul, an ordinary man, who divides his life between his shipbuilding company, his wife Elise, and their daughter Mia. During a sea trip, Paul is confronted with a strange unexplained weather phenomenon. Therefore, Paul inexorably shrinks, without science being able to explain why or to be of any help to him. When, by accident, he finds himself a prisoner in his own cellar, and while he is only a few centimeters, he will have to fight to survive in this banal environment that has become perilous. During this experience, Paul will find himself confronted with himself, his humanity, and will try to answer the great questions of existence. The man who shrinks is both an initiatory narrative and a great adventure film.

WILL PAUL MAKE IT OUT ALIVE?

OR IS HE DOOMED?

NEW SHRINKINO FROM FRANCE OUT SINCE THERE WERE NO GOOD MOVIES RELEASED IN THE USA FOR VOD TUESDAY!
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>>217471523
Black and white movies are fucking shit
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>>217471904
Are you fucking blind? Looks better than some fucking black and white American bullshit from 100 years ago
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>>217474326
Chill
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>>217472875
My point is that my 140 IQ will find a way to get rid of a -2 IQ ant
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>>217471409
>A WHITE MAN IN FRANCE
lol now THAT'S a fantasy.

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Amanda Byrnes is now an Onlyfans musician
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>>217474999
apparently she had another mental break a few years ago and turned up naked in an alley with 3 days of lost time
as someone with an ENF fetish I found this hotter than I should have
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ew
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>>217474999
>onlyfans musician
A what? Does she know what onlyfans is for?

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>Straight men don’t watch Heated Rivalry
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If it took place in gay bars, meh. They're reacting to "queering" a space that is not about gay hookups. Pro athletes are under a microscope all the time.

Hotel?
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>>217469741
I hesitate to call them people
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>>217473825
braindead zoomer jeet
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Because of this fucking website I cannot watch the trivago ad without saying in my head:
>This nigger didn't check trivago
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>>217468866
Who even is this?
Genuine question... feels like one of those “if you’re from the region you instantly recognize him, if you’re a first-world Westerner you have no idea” situations.

Everyone ITT acting like it’s obvious, but outside that bubble? Zero recognition.
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>>217469646
They're the ones in all the hotels at the moment, though.

My friend asked me the other day.... what was the first time you feelt "weird" as a young guy wantching TV? Your first realisation that women existed and they weren't just your mum.
For me, its the obvious one. Nala.
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2002. Daytime TV. The Masked Magician. The spike torture illusion
https://www.tiktok.com/@.magic_secrets_revealed/video/7283200956563492128

I don't think I care to elaborate or even really think about this too much. but I will say that watching it again just now gave me another chub.
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I wonder if I could ever find the episode cuz my memory of it is really vague, but I remember being pretty young and seeing some episode of Dora the Explorer where she has to save some fantasy critter and it was so sad and alone and I just wanted to love it so much it made my heart hurt. I didn't understand anything about what I was feeling, I was probably 5, but I remember going to bed at night and wondering what it was I wanted to do so bad because I clearly wanted something.
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>>217474835
Never watched this movie but seeing this twink's butt inflate like a balloon in the trailers (I didn't notice the ear or have the context that that's actually the ugly servant guy with his disguise failing) had a similar impact on me.
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Milf characters with stockings. Not Mrs. Robinson.

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this scene was so wild, she totally nailed it

absolute ICON
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>>217472176
>WHY
Because that faggot you keep posting is in it.
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>>217475047
If my son was gay or trans I'd throw him out of the house :)
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>>217472665

That isn't even softcore. There's no nudity. If there's no nudity, it's PG-13.
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Is highschool really like this if you are a normalfag sexhaver? or it's just jewish misery porn? I always asked myself.
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>>217475124
I couldnt say Ive never seen the show and I graduated like 20 years ago.

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Kino only
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>>217474143
I wish she went back to posting on YouTube.
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>Let's not 'blow' this out of proportion
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>>217473615
Finally, true kino


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