What movie comes to mind when I say the word...."Reddit"
>>217474420OUT AM I??
>>217474355Die Hard
>>217474355Anything nolan.
>>217474355The Hot Spot (1990)But I only go to r/watcheditfortheplot
>>217474355reddit player one
I like Becky. She's a cool gal and doesn't afraid of anything.
>>217477807Wait a second. The reflection in her left eye... is that the polish Ouija ghost??
>>217475254AND cute feet
>>217477953Spooky AF!It's either a cursed entity from her film OuijaORIt's just the reflection of her dead career
>>217474726>>217476813Kevin James did serious pretty good though
The votes are in. Do you agree with the list?
>>217475779Snoodtranny
I wouldn't include Emma Watson in the list; instead, I would add Alisha Weir. Michelle Trachtenberg is a good choice, though.
>>217475359>>217477507Anna Chlumsky was pretty good in my girl too and veep
>>217475359>>217477507Kara Hayward in moonrise kingdom
>>217475359>no asiansbrown hands made this chart
Did Saturday Night Live go too far?
>>217477980It has nothing to do with his appearance for me, it's something way more nuanced. There's some kind of weird darkness about him, like a deep emotional and psychological void. It's hard to put to words. He's the only person I've ever really encountered who I get this vibe from, whatever it is.
>>217478260Kek, this newfag seethe is funny.
>>217478335I've been here since 2013 you goddamn fucking idiot. The obsession with Judaism is beyond old at this point. You always frame it like anyone who isn't down with your one-note, unfunny obsession is offended so that you can put zero effort into being funny and people just have to accept it ore ignore you and you can chalk up any pushback you get to people overly sensitive. It is so fucking infuriating I can't believe it.>See? I said something about Jews. Laugh or you're not cool.Kill yourself.
>>217477813>feeling some thunder down under>stank in the tankKek I'm using it
This was a running gag on Drawn Together 30 years ago
dead career lmao
>>217478285She’s leading the “young” avengers.
>>217478318BIG BRONCO/BO (NIX) COCK
>>217478285Id lick her buttholeT. MogMaster
>>217478364
>>217478364the WHO?
The first version, anyway, set in the 1920s. It’s not bad, but it’s very different from the Wesley Snipes movies and an average MCU movie, so I can see why Marvel got cold feet about it. It plays out almost like a supernatural fairy tale told from the perspective of Blade’s daughter Zora. It begins with Zora witnessing her mother being killed by a pack of vampires led by main villain Aaron Thorne (Aaron Pierre was supposed to play this role). A big part of this script is that vampire fathers pass their vampirism to their kids. Thorne is the son of one of the vampire elders who was recently killed by Blade, and the other elders have denied him his father’s position since he’s a half-black bastard, so he has gathered other outcast vampires to topple the elders. His plan is to sacrifice Zora and drink her blood so he and his followers can become daywalkers like Blade.Zora escapes and hides with this old voodoo lady her mother didn’t want her to hang out with. Voodoo granny calls for Blade. The vampires track Zora down and attack voodoo granny’s house. Blade appears, kills one of the vampires and Thorne escapes with the other three. Blade only shows up around page 15 of the script. Zora finds out Blade is her father. Voodoo granny tells Blade that Zora is not safe in New Orleans. Blade takes Zora away, and voodoo granny gives her a silver locket before they leave.Blade drives Zora to the estate of Quincy Harker, a wealthy descendant of Jonathan Harker whose family finances vampire hunters for generations. There, Blade and Zora meet two other hunters, Rachel Helsing and Taj Nital. She is a descendant of Van Helsing and bonds with Zora, while Taj is an Indian warrior who has taken a vow of silence after his family was killed by vampires. Blade needs Harker’s help to figure out why Thorne is after Zora.
It sounds awful. Good riddance. >b-but maybe it would have inspired some blacks to be better fathers Blade is an honorary white man. Fuck outta here.
They go back to Harker’s house to figure out where Thorne could have taken Zora. There, Blade connects the dots and figures out Harker sold him out to Thorne. That’s how Thorne located them on the train and later on the settlement. Harker rationalizes they can use Thorne to wipe out the elders, and then kill Thorne and his followers. Zora’s life is a necessary sacrifice since the ritual won't work. Blade, Rachel and Taj cut ties with Harker and leave him behind to rescue Zora. Harker later kill himself out of shame.Blade, Rachel and Taj attack the temple where Thorne is preparing the sacrifice Zora, take out Thorne’s followers and we get fights between Blade and Thorne, Rachel and Thorne’s henchwoman and Taj and Thorne’s henchman. Taj is killed in the fight and dies in Rachel’s arms, while Thorne gets the upper hand on Blade until Zora stabs Thorne with the silver locket, allowing Blade to catch his second wind and push Thorne towards the rising sun where Thorne bursts into flames. The vampires had destroyed Blade’s spare potion earlier, so he begins to succumb to the thirst and go feral, but Zora manages to get through and get him to control himself long enough for her to make some more potion (she learned it from voodoo granny).Rachel inherits Harker’s fortune and keeps financing vampire hunters. Blade and Zora returns to New Orleans and reunite with voodoo granny. Zora realizes she can’t stay with Blade because it’s dangerous, and they part ways, with Zora staying with voodoo granny and Blade watching over her from the shadows. We then get a montage of Zora growing old, using granny’s potions to keep her thirst at bay. Since she never becomes a full vampire, ages like a normal person, marries, has kids and dies of old age in the 90s. Blade attends the funeral and has a brief interaction with his granddaughter, who doesn’t know who he is. He says he’s an old friend of the family, before walking back into the shadows. AMA, I guess.
>>217477803How did you read it?
>>217477947>ending ripped from Bloodlust Yeesh.
Why did they scrap it?
any cat kino?
>>217478138highest form of betrayal caught on film
>Sol Ah, a graphic designer in her mid-twenties, dreams of becoming a web-based comic author and has a love-hate relationship with cats. Her life changes when she adopts a friendly feline named Hong Jo, who can transform into a human. As Hong Jo becomes attached to Sol Ah, he goes to great lengths to keep his human form a secret. As their bond deepens, will Hong Jo be able to maintain his disguise?
>>217478323second highest form of betrayal caught on film
>>217478355
useless piece of shit
>>217478233shut up, SHUT UP
>>217478233And?
>>217478233Am I supposed to know from which fucking film this is?
>>217478326Yes?
She was so fucking hot.
>>217477710youtubes got mythbusters episodes running on repeat, reminds me of the good ol days. she was cute back then, not really hot, but cute
>>217477710>Red head>nerd >big tittiesI wonder why
didn't she die in an explosion or some shit?
>>217477773What the fuck is this bitch even saying?
>>217478347No that was a different mythbusters girl
>remake is superior to the originalName 3 other times this has happened besides The Ring
>>217477570why not just fuck the ghost
>>217477633>why not fuck ghost girls who want to kill you Gee I don't know why..
>>217477570>Name 3 other times this has happenedScarface (1983)Battlestar Galactica (2004)The Naked Gun (2025)
It's not better.>>2174780351930s Scarface is better and the 80s is hardly a remake anyways
>>217477570The ThingThe MaskDune
itt post beautiful shots
>>217477726
Is he The Courier?
Please don't tell me the new episode is brotherhood shit. I'm not wasting my time turning my tv on if it is.
>>217477257The writers have a hate boner for capitalism. They actually wanted to write a Bioshock TV show but they settled for fallout. >>217477438And before that recon it was aliens.
>>217478155He's a ghoul in Fallout 76 which is set in 2102
>>217478215We don't have many Brotherhood scenes left over from trailers, we'll get more House flashbacks, a mid flashback with the Ghoul meeting House before the events of the series, Lucy escaping her dad, the Legion, and Norm and the vault dwellers getting attacked by rad roaches. That's all we know will happen.
>>217478202just like it was "confirmed" that vault-tec dropped the bombs you stupid fuck?>>217478273not canon
ITT: /tv/ scenes that made you think
I only just found out that Kiera Knightley, Winona Ryder and Natalie Portman are different people. Obviously they have different names but i only knew Natalie Portman by name, and only saw Winona Ryder in Beetlejuice and Mr Deeds. I always thought the bitch in Pirates of the Carribean was Natalie Portman, and it wasnt until i watched Pride and Prejudice with a bitch that i saw the name Kiera Knightley and looked her up. I feel like my entire pubescent world crashed down because the girl from Mr Deeds was facially my ideal woman and then i later thought she was Natalie Portman, because in star wars and then pirates of the carribean she looked similar and was also facially my ideal
>>217478291>Kiera Knightley
>Ugh... Anon, you've been complaining about "woke Hollywood" for hours! Can we PLEASE talk about something else? This is our first date, c'mon!
Let's talk about the 2009 Walt Disney Pictures film G-Force starring Nicholas Cage, Zach Galifianakis, and Steve Buscemi
No bitch shut up.As I was saying, when the Frankfurt School left Nazi Germany for Colombia University...
>>217478263>Colombia University
>>217478034Why would someone who complains about woke hollywood went on a date with a black woman?
>>217478034Fuck you, nigger! Go commit a crime and leech off my tax dollars some more!
