Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
Shalom
>>217461001Well Americans famously don't know geography
>>217460762Snorted. Latter stage delusional Dukat is actually a good analogue.
>>217460903Jesus was recorded by multiple secular sources as having blue eyes.Let's not be woke trannie retards lending credence to BBC slop, hm? Cheerio.
>>217460762Beautiful. God bless DJT and may Cardassia smile on Skrain G. Dukat
>It's the blacks and Jews fault that I'm a 30 year old virgin and live with my mom
How could he physically defeat a balrog? It would be like fighting a chipmunk to the balrog.
>>217460953because the entire time he's like "we shouldn't go down there shits fucked" and even Saruman says he knows that the dwarves dug too greedily so clearly he knew something was up but he doesn't tell Gimli
>>217460178He doesn't have the staff and literally shoots lightning at it. But this is bait and you're a faggot
>>217460878>Why just let him find out like that?Gimli already knew it was likely the Moria colony had met their end. They had no correspondence for 30 years. Gimli had more fear of the truth he suspected than the shock you see in the movies.
>Nazgul King manages to get his ass kicked by Aragorn armed with only a sword and torch in a fucking 5v1>somehow manages to defeat Gandalf 1v1 laterwho was the bigger fraud here? Gandalf for losing to such a jobber or the Witch King?
>>217458235>Exgensive magical powersLike flashlight and fireworks for kids
pitch an ANORA sequel
>>217461040No
>>217461040Me fucking Mikey Madison for 2 hours
>>217461040ANORA$
How can there be a sequel when literally everybody onboard the ship fucking died. When it reached the planet it was a ghost ship
>ANORA>but this time is a boy!
>ruins every tv show and movie>wont stop committing acts of domestic terrorismI have left-wing subhuman fatigue
>We want the gay twink audience
>>217460289Maybe if you do it three times every day, but most people are smart enough not to do that.
>>217457740This stuff + Heated Rivalry is pure trash. In the early 90s the Drive My Car lead became famous for a gay role on TV, as a rich guy (in a group of friends like Friends, 1yr earlier) confessing his crush on a straight college ROOMMATE. The emotions he went through are amazingly realistic + complex. Gays can't say they're marginalized in the shadows, & not have this complex depicted - which is a desire to be part of the mainstream, but knowing it'll potentially always be an uneasy experience, and how that affects the EGO for each person. These virtue-signaling shows have none of that, especially for specific time periods it's very different.
>>217457740This scene could have been better if it was acted by any decent actor. But the fact that Noah Schnapp is such a shitty actor made it 10 times more hilarious
>>217460321Even semi-regularly, like you described, radically increases the chances.
I kept laughing at the shot of Will in some night club meeting strange gay men for sex
Looks like kino is back on the menu!
Snoop bent the knee to faggotry after the incident with his nephew and a Disney movie. He's nothing but a joke now
>>217461007He's always been a sell out but he's an entertaining sell out and anyone that's seen Cabin Fever knows Roth has serious comedy chops
>>217460924Double fatigue is back on the menu.
>>217461007His career in movies it was always like this, you're tripping
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217460960Isnt that when the fastest quick draw in history lost his fingers to a crab walking on the beach?
>>217461016No that was book 2 and it still makes me wonder why King did that when it had no consequence on the story at all
>>217460937Bullshit wizard and glass is pure kino
>>217461050So Eddie could get one of the guns
>>217455690I'm not really a Stephen King fan, so I enjoyed the first book for being more of a minimal atmospheric yarn than what King is normally known for, but the following books just devolved into his usual autism.
The never ending debate...
>>217458906And contrarian of the day goes to:>Anonymous, for his post claiming the Star Wars Original Trilogy is the worst of the trilogies.
>>217458923The OT isn’t good
>>217458542>shit vs vomit I'd pick the sequels, if only for the visuals.
>>217458867star wars survived despite the prequels. disney burned and salted the earth around the sequels.
>>217458542Let me save you all some time. The Star Wars saga ended in 1983 with the release of Episode VI: Return of the Jedi. Everything after that was just a money grab and piles of dogshit. A pathetic attempt to recapture the magic of the original trilogy. Prequels? Dogshit...Sequels? Dogshit...Stand alone films? Dogshit...Streaming series? Dogshit...Thank you for your attention to this matter.
>So, anon... what's your favorite movie?What's the right answer here?
>>217447895Salo
>>217447968
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol
>>217456752retard6 7
>>217447895Princess Bride
Good morning.
Cast her
>>217460981That's not what forced means>t. chud who doesn't come from the UK
>>217461013
>>217461025they just can't stand that people like her
>>217461026this. they wanted to look retarded and fascist
Thread theme: https://youtu.be/yqoWRDTbXYQ
>Luke did I ever tell you about my good friend Dexter Jettster? He owns the best 50s style diner in the galaxy
ANH *would* have been considerably better if Luke and Ben had swung by Coruscant for a cheeseburger and shakes at Dex's, then had to hide in the bathroom when Darth Vader came in for coffee and bitching about his boss
>>217460358>Luke did i ever tell you about Mace Dindu? He was a jive jedi with a grape flavored lightsaber, and he uses the dark side of the force but without giving in to it>he hated your father and never trusted him until your father betrayed him and joined the dark side with the Emperor, who is a sith lord
>>217460410obi wan should have secretly been a greaser
Based, not as based as this https://youtu.be/IEwgJfQ0MKE?si=Kq8MvlORHgPrO-bE
>Kit Harington wanted the spin-off series to show Jon with PSTD. Jon would send Ghost away, throw Longclaw away, and spend his time building and burning huts. The series would end with Jon dying. HBO thought this idea was too pessimistic and shelved the project.This sounds absolute kino, HBO has no taste.
>>217460779Well yeah, that was obvious when the show ran out of books and started making changes to appease the fans, suddenly every beloved character had plot armor and all the deaths were extremely predictable.
>>217460740>bleeding out on the ice>ice literally shotting citizens in the streets of Americamore relevant now than ever yall, what a great show.
>>217460740>fantasy character suffers from le real mental health issue this shit is always gay
Wow, it's actually real. How self-absorbed can you be that you think that the main role in one of the biggest shows at that time wasn't enough, that you should get your own show and that people would want to watch you building huts? What a twat.
There'a literally no reason for him to even be at the wall. Jon would just go to Winterfell. It's in a completely separate kingdom now run by Sansa.
>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
Eyyyy flacca! Don't you know I'm LOCO?
>>217458578
>Right-wing television
>>217455689It's a wonder this trash is returning considering about 10 people watch it weekly like other Sheridanslop
>>217458578I bought some land in arizona and bought a divining rod just to see if anything happened but nothing did so I just drive 200 miles there and back during the summer and occasionally my wife does yoga there and you can see her pusy.
