How stupid do you have to be to get caught lying before the internet?
>>217453990American remake of Bottom?
>>217455123Based lunatic!
>>217453990This movie dragged at some points but at other points it is an absolute 10/10 AAA stacked to the top kinofest.The real life Frank Abangale made up absolutely everything portrayed in the movie and he is a world class POS, a total serial liar shittalian nigger.
>>217455123I'd be identity thieving like a fiend seems super easy these days
>>217455123I knew you would mess up one of these days. We have you now!
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
I gotta be honest I didn't give a fuck about this
>>217444101Anon, there were 'people' in the 1960s protesting against the Apollo missions saying that the White man was stealing money that could be spent on welfare for Blacks. Not even joking, there's an infamous protest song about it called 'Whitey On the Moon' it's on Youtube if you want to have a listen.
>>217453429have you seen any Raul Ruiz? i strongly feel like he's an essential place to go, especially his 80s work. i'd probably start with Village of Pirates or The Three Crowns of the Sailor
The 'people' were completely correct btw
>He can't even be bothered to click on the post No. to reply.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=goh2x_G0ct4&list=RDgoh2x_G0ct4&start_radio=1
According to Mike Stoklasa, this is the best episode of DS9? Do you agree?
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>>217456148me as fuck. goodnight odAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH poster
>>217453372That's a stupid question!
>all miles wanted was to eat his meat and potatoes after a hard day of fixing replicators all over the god damn station while being outranked around by a midget jew alien but instead has to eat abhorrant gook shit and then he loses his daughter to some time wormhole shit or something and has to deal with a retard on top of dealing with a cunt wife who happened to be possessed by a pah'wraith (but shes no different without the pah'wraith after the episode) then gets sexually harrassed by the hottest cardassian slit who wanted to have ALL of his sperms and then gets vietnam flashbacks because he was imprisoned for 20 years in about an hour
>>217451297I feel like the only one who liked Bashir in S1, and every other fan I know just hates him. Yeah, he pursues Jadzia a bit too strongly, but I don't think he ever crosses the line, and it was a fun 90s trope. People need to grow up. He is a cool dude.
>unironically believing Landman is leaving Landman
>>217456913>average zoomer's grasp on historical dress
>>217456747jean claude van damme is okay, thats like 4 names
>>217456947He had plans to self finance a series of Westerns as a vanity project The first one bombed miserably and I think the second one did even worse. There was supposed to be at least one more (it might be two more) but with how much money he lost on the other ones and how little interest there has been on them I'm wondering if he's going to give up. Anyway, I've always found him to be a really boring actor and his performances in westerns have been particularly bad. I watched Robin Hood a while back and the scene where he's swimming naked is unintentionally hilarious now. I'm surprised there hasn't been "Boomers thought this was a sex symbol?" threads featuring it.
>>217456981He's dressed like a 1930s-50s era pimp. It's embarrassing.
>>217457020I think I know what you're talking about now. I for one liked water world
hahahahaha hell yeah dude
>>217455246Wtf do internet personalities have to do with a personal lack of media literacy?
>>217454567>mainstream success and a household name in comedywhat being a Cum fan does to your brain LMAO. Unironically delusional if you actually believe this. Sebastian Maniscalco is more of a household name and he sucks.
>>217456272Not being belted by rotten tomatoes is a success after cumtown. Any other time it would be the end of your career. Now it's a brave, new world.
>>217454704It’s just banter Mr sensitive
>>217456863Nah, malignant tumors that like keeping those around them in a constant state of misery should be shunned regardless of how funny and talented they are. Dont be a beaten wife and stick with the same friend group if they hurt your feelings constantly. Be brave and find your tribe.
>Cross the room without setting foot on a white or black square.how would you solve it?
>>217456742make sure my feet were in white AND black squares.
>>217456742they’re NOT SQUARES dumbasses
>>217456742the square edges molecules are vibration, so it would be impossible for them to maintain an equal length and 90 angle at the same time
>>217456742What if somebody, uh, RAPED Constance? Not so tough thenAlso, she was like 4 in the books, totally overpowered
>>217456742I wouldn't try to cross the room. I would listen to what it had to say, and that's what nobody did
I like to imagine myself becoming a famous movie director, and then my letterboxd account somehow leaks. What results is a bunch of drama over my movie hot takes, and I am forced to answer for it in interviews.
>>217457132Okay, I don't.
>>217457132I wanted to judge but I sometimes like to imagine myself becoming a famous movie star, and then getting too famous and proud as I start to do reckless things and hard drugs. Which results in multiple charges for crimes and sexual harassment and to escape from all responsability I jump off a building in front of a huge crowd in dramatic fashion! then years later I grow a niche fanbase and someone makes a biography about me then it turns into a feature film and history repeats itself.So what I'm trying to say here is......... cool imagination, anon!
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>>217456824Yeah the size is done very well. Do you think the more phallic design the comic goes for could be done well?
>>217456860...I have seen that comic rendition before and not come to that conclusion. I'll never be able to unsee it now. At least the name Rawhead seems to preexist it.https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bloody_Bones
>>217456741> Rawhead Rex>1985I guess I can put it on, the monster looks cool.
>they think all the spooky stuff is normal and all the normal stuff is strangecomfiest trope.
>>217456934Really? I thought it was his whole thing. In the comic at least, he's portrayed as this embodiment of the negatives of masculine aggression (being territorial, dominating, both a literal and sexual appetite) so the penis metaphor makes sense.
movies with twist endings
So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
>>217456887>samefagginghow new are you
It's funny how I loathed the ending of the last movie and this movie made the Jimmies or, at least Jimmy himself, kinda compellingweird movie, not exactly great but different enough that I was interested, which is saying a lot these days
I get he was high profile and the UK seems to have a few high profile pedos all to the royals. But would ever parody Muslim grooming gangs like they did with the church?
>>217450476Chav bait is played out
Is it better than the last. I hated 28YL.
Kdrama General - Figh-ting EditionPrevious thread >>217390831Charts:Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01UThriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3nOlder dramas chart: imgur.com/a/YanckySTorrents:Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKHMovies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw
>>217456577Iron Family is another good one. Very clever story line and the actors all good.
Will this by PMY's big hot comeback?
>>217457128*be
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>>217457064Thanks, downloading it now.>>217457127I'll add it to my list.
It doesn’t make sense
I have a crystal clear memory of that scene where he's in that Jeep driving into 9/11 playing over and over again on like a small screen hanging from the ceiling in the lobby at the Scotiabank Cineplex in downtown Toronto, I guess it was an advertisement for the vehicle but also just kind of the entire scene from the filmIt pisses me off that the memory is so clear because I know it must be from 2016 and it should have faded by now in favor of more relevant data
Watched pic related this weekend with a girl and she got pissed. She's mad I chose a movie about a "fucking stipper whore" for a date night. Women don't appreciate good filmmaking.
>>217456880She was mad because Mikey is prettier than her
>>217456973Probably part of it. Too bad I can't date Mikey instead.
>>217456990>Too bad I can't date Mikey instead.Iktf
>>217456880
>>217457004Bitch has such a dumb, mid face. Ugly fucking kike hoe without the tits to make up for that face or lack of body.
I liked the X-Men movies
>>217456271Pretty good except I would swap The Wolverine with X-Men Origins: Wolverine. At least it isn't as boring
>>217450915the college football national championship game is tonight and it's rumored the new spidey trailer will air it's first commercial during the game. spidey > doomsday
>>217456271X-men, X2 and DOFP if you really want to be minimal. Also: The Rogue Cut
>>217456271and then deadpool and wolverine
>>217456271>The WolverineUnrated cut!>>217456356XMOW is diarrhea retarded, not recommended to anyone.
The most masculine jew in Hollywood.
>>217456994I think this is our punishment for not blindly supporting Israels genocide campaign. They're gaying up all the classics.
>>217456635>masculine jew in HollywoodThat's the Burn Local guy
>>217457095Snape's Big Black Basilisk found Harry's Chamber of Secrets
>>217457117>Prolapsious sphincterious>waves his... uh... his wand around....
>>217457158>If you want to stop Voldemort, you need a special potion.>but it requires my cum, deep inside you.
