>So, anon... what's your favorite movie?What's the right answer here?
>>217448176this anon never touched a woman in his life
>>217447895W-why whatever your favorite movie is my Queen
>>217447895“That’s kind of a hard question, haha”>you both laugh and she might even go “I know”“*insert one of your favorites here that isn’t disturbing/fucked up and explain honestly why you like it*”Simple as
>>217447895The Hunt For Red October.
>>217447968I kneel
MARTIN LUTHER KING DAYMARTIN LUTHER KING DAY
I'm going to watch Fellowship of the Ring in theaters with my family to celebrate MLK Day.
>>217447022so glad theaters have decided to do this. now i can get a front seat for mean girls in 2026 and the theater to myself to jerk off to the jingle bell rock scene
>>217448023See you there, frendo!
>>217448023>>217448169now kiss
>>217446767Thank you
who was in the wrong here?
>>217447887The man trapped in the mind of the little girl, the vessels having their consciousness invaded, Catherine Keener being an evil, sexy bitch. The whole thing was just very disturbing to me.
>>217447823>>217448068Are you me?That ending was chilling for a young teen. >trapped, completely powerless inside the body of a child, forced to watch your two great loves enjoy their life without youNot to mention >Malkovich finally freed of the agony of being a puppet, breathing a sigh of relief >and then instantly losing control again, this time forever
Was the joke that nobody really gives a shit about John Malkovich but the movie treats him as the biggest star ever?
>>217448262yeah
The intro video explaining the 7 and 1/2 floor was pure kino.>BEGONE WITH YE, YE FOUL DEMON!
Best television kino's where the protagonist and antagonist have a big age gap?
>>217448039nice cope, but no19-year-olds are fucking annoying. the only way a 30-something dude is willing to put up with that is if he's absolutely desperate for pussy (or socially delayed like the average channer)
>>217448114All women are as annoying as the next
>>217448114You're just wrong. Shut up. I'm sorry the older guys are taking your girls.
>>217448206not even close to being true
>>217448236just a hunch, but do you complain about women your age because they already have kids? kinda sounds like your ship has already sailed, amigo. but good luck on attempt #2 to make something of yourself, maybe you'll fool someone this time
What is Boston Brahmin?
>>217448097>you're dumb because you know things
>>217447719Have people already forgotten about this?
Why are all my feeds the last few days full of these two? Is it about that movie they where doing together?
>>217447719>non-New Englanders don't know about the Boston BrahminOH NO NO NO
>>217448179Now this is cope. You said something stupid and rightly got mocked for it.
Shaved eyebrows are taking hollywood by storm and every actress will have them soon
>>217447988The snoodtranny has arrived I expect this thread to be deleted soon
>>217447346It's super weird she's choosing to emphasize her already strong jaw/chin and also making other features harsher (the eyebrows)
>>217447281You fags really are into the ugliest bitches.
>>217448120It's too bad, Native Americans are naturally hairless but the Spaniards came and gave them their hairy ass Med genes
>>217448120I never got this, I knew a slav chick in college who was furry all over but if it didn't curl i found it highly attractive I did tell her to shave her legs but I was down with the rest.
According to Damon, a Netflix movie has to “reiterate the plot three or four times in the dialogue because people are on their phones.”He also confirmed Netflix’s insistence that every movie open with an action sequence:A standard way to make an action movie, you usually have three set pieces and they kinda ramp up to the big one with all the explosions…. Now, they’re like, ‘Can we get a big one in the first five minutes? We want people to stay tuned in.’https://www.worldofreel.com/blog/2026/1/17/matt-damon-says-netflix-demands-characters-announce-what-theyre-doing-just-in-case-viewer-is-busy-doing-something-else
>>217447787no one watched, everybody was on instagram
>>217446281to be fair, beggars can't be choosers.slim pickings yhese days to find a studio to back your films.
>>217447787
comic books used to do this
>>217448174what happened to all his money?its not like all those big public paychecks are a scam and theyred forced to pump in back into the system if they want to keep getting a taste, is it?
arthouse, classics and stagingreviving this general edition>QOTDNo questions. Do this one thing. Find a post about a film in this thread, and write an intelligent, non-hostile reply to it. You could even have a little conversation about it. Try it, for once. Previous >>217401502
>>217440479Sorry to be naive but can't you simply beat them back or menace them with a knife or something? I assume you're an adult, you should
>blogpostingfuck off
So no one is watching kino today?>>217448050they apologized to me so it's fine now
>>217433853I never understood the significance of this title.
>>217442239>my only gripe is the constant (uninspired) music, it actually detracts from many scenes instead of adding anything to them, it almost sounds like TV cop show music.It felt campy, in a good sense, to me.>I wonder if Alex Cox was somehow inspired by this one when he made Death and the Compass, because they seem very similar to me in both visuals and mood. Or maybe i'm remembering Death and the Compass wrong. Alex Cox is very underrated btw, and i've never seen him brought up here.Never watched any of his films but that title reminds me of the eponymous Borges short story, which is a very cinematic read.>>217442255Kek>>217448085Today's angle will be Verboten! (1959)
h-how should you respond to this?
>>217441796Oh boy smooching time>>217442041I mean im not gay so i wouldnt let her do that part
>>217447565A man having sex with a woman is the literal definition of heterosexuality.
>>217447815A men getting his ass penetrated by a phallic object is gayYou can have sex with a woman that's 'gay'This isn't that complicatedThis also isn't an even remotely interesting topic so I suggest shutting up about it unless you have something really novel and fascinating to say, which you don't
>>217448144Okay how's this for novel:>two women with a strap-on are having heterosexual sex according to your standardsThis is the logical outcome of following your line of reasoning. You know it's wrong, and by virtue of this you know that a man and a woman having sex with a strap-on is straight. You need to stop thinking about gay men all the time, you're tiresome.
>>217448226They've fallen for the homosexual propaganda that taking it up the ass isnt gay. Its too late for them their fairies now
Mark Ruffalo is the biggest no talent faggot hack actor in the entire film and TV industry. Nobody remembers anything he’s been in aside from him being The Hulk in MCU slop, and for some reason him playing as angry green man has given him the biggest sense of unwarranted self importance and a belief that people for some reason give a shit about his political views that he regurgitated from left wing legacy media.tl;dr: Mark Ruffalo is a faggot.
>>217448095Most of them days later fuckwad. You ok with being detained for a couple of days having done nothing wrong?
>>217439535He was okay in Zodiac but sucks in everything else
>>217448135He’s a SAG-AFTRA member so Union actors like him get ahead through nepotism.
Why does this board get assblasted when a celeb doesn't suck orange man's dick?
>>217448095They'll let you go... in Honduras.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i51lUSY9fqk
>A house with great wealth and fertile lands asks you for your protection against another house with a strong navy that could one day oppose you. How do you know which choice is wise and which isn't? How do you respond to this without sounding dumb?
>>217448180Team up with the wealthy house, since if they need your help then that means they are either weak or prefer paying people off rather than fighting. Then beat the navy house before they become strong.
>renewable energy bad>oil goodWas this show sponsored by oil companies?
>>217442441Renewable energy is a bunch of propaganda bullshit.
>>217447117>Oil is renewable.>Just have some more extinction level events and a few million years
i never understood why "conservatives" don't actually want to conserve anything about their traditions or ecology and would rather the entire planet be paved over and turned into homogenous polluted concrete niggerhell in the name of profits and progress
>>217448171>dude just molest children and exterminate whites
>>217448171What are you even talking aboutAs usual it is conservatives doing most of the actually useful environmental conservationDo you mean muh global warming? Yes they don't want to ruin the economy over some extremely dubious claims that people who hate them are clearly lying about
Does this mean a group of guys want to be my fren and do everything they can to help me get sex?
>>217447703If you're past 30 and haven't had sex you either aren't trying or you don't want to for whatever reason. I don't think its a horrible thing and knocking a woman up seems like a backdoor welfare program.
>>217447801>amateur virgin Lol
I'm developing a sort of psychosis where I honestly think God/the universe wants me to be celibate for life, because I honestly should not be a virgin at this age >tfw tall, in decent shape, not terrible looking >not autistic and have fairly good social skills>still a virgin at 26 I just have a hard time believing that not a SINGLE women out of the thousands I've interacted with over the course of my life took a liking and me and decided I was fuckable. Even if it's an issue where I lack charisma or sexual allure, I've known rizzless losers who are fat and wear triforce shirts and they still fuck more than I do. I don't get it man.
>>217447806I'm 27 so unless a miracle happens I'm gonna be there very soon but from my experience the >you're not even tryingThing is just bullshit. What's a nigga supposed to do. I work out, I dress alright, I've got tinder open. Other than that, there's nothing you can plausibly do other than cold approach strangers in the middle of the street (nobody does this) or go join the first book club you find on facebook (nobody also does this).The truth is, as a sexhaver, a very particular set of circumstances coincided for you to get laid in HS or college through a friend who knew a friend or something like that and if that friend didn't have that other friend to meet you two up nothing would've happened and you'd be in my shoes. I'd know cause I did meet with a few girls in college but through my own autism or circumstances it just didn't happen. After college when life's been work-sleep forever since, there's 0 chances to meet anybody normally, so I hold on my -one like every couple weeks- tinder as my last modicum of hope so I don't kill myself.
>>217448232>What's a nigga supposed to do.RENT.A.WHORE.
Times that the anime did it better.
>>217446695>tranimeNever.
>>217446695More like Steins Gay
>>217448168Have you even watched it?
>>217446845What were the retards at Netflix thinking when they made this crap, I really want to know.
>pedo harem shit
Are Live-Action Animation /tv/ or /a/?
>>217443914>being such a pathetic beta virgin you post this cringe shit on /tv/ to fawn and mew overJust kys already, you pussywhipped little bitch.
>>217445278what is it about women running their hands over themselves that's so erotic?
>>217445278Holly Youpa
>>217445639It's a signal that she wants someone else to rub their hands all over her. In a healthy society, it would be something only seen in private by her husband. In modern western society, it's allowed to be broadcast to millions to exploit the wiring in the male brain that has a positive reaction to it. One woman can tease tens of millions of male brains with the promise of sexual activity that never actually occurs.
