>i hope you like threads with forced memes>because you're in one
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>>217403430>trolling is a art
Good jokes are forever. That's why the thread simply cannot die
Marcelo Hernandez is quickly becoming one of the most popular actors/comedians. Thoughts? What would you like to see from him?
>>217405723>its realBWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!AND HERE I THOUGHT HE WAS INCAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING FUNNY!
>>217404559That clearly says "New York City"
>>217405967Retard alert
>>217405657Standup died with Joan Rivers
>>217405986Okay explain yourself then. I'm listening.
Anything /tv/ related from before the year 2005
>>217401888Stacy Haiduk in Luther the Geek. Thank me later.
>>217402921Q B A L LThe lottery episode was good.
>>217399676they don't like you jeetcelthey want your genocide
>>217402334i love nero wolfe entirely because of its cast but its very fucking weird the way they shuffle around the side characters.
>>217403105Bless der coomer.
What went so right?
>>217402666>the movies with the biggest plotholes in Cinema>right
>>217405636>biggest plotholespost em anoni hope you're not the same idiot last week who tried to claim the star wars prequels were littered with plotholes and then proceeded to shut his clam up after i disproved every single one
>>217402666The Manchildren Holy Grail
>>217404149Pretty much. Everyone who worked on the trilogy operated at the height of their powers due to a respect for the source material.
>>217405062nta,even Viggo himself said that the 2nd and 3rd films were noticeably worse because they were just aimless CGI battles.The reason the 1st film is good, is because it's an adventure film with ambigious consequences, the moment Gandalf resurrects or whatever is the moment where the films become handicapped.
Fucking Bros and Compadres! What happened to our Stranger Things General? We still have a LOT of Fucking good Shit to talk about our Fucking show!
>>217405664all jeet pedos must hang
>>217392546I'd let her go tinkle on me and maybe even in my mouth
>>217405596>>217405615Please go take a selfie on the train tracks you pornbrain weirdo
>>217405717It almost isn't fair to call jeets pedos, as they will have sex with anything. They would choose a white girl over a goat or their male roommate or a pile of poop with a hole in it, but they would take any of those options.I want a new, worse word.
>>217404211>>217405113>>217405312Also, I could have sworn there was some ao3 link filter. Did that get removed recently?
>Muldar!
I was the killer robot once you know
>>217405971>SCULLAAAAYYYYYYYYYY
https://youtu.be/tztDMT-xMdk
>>217400228So who was the main guy responsible for clone trooper brain chips?
>>217404867Alex Jones?
>>217403131Dark Horse's Tales of the Jedi was and still is a MUCH better depiction of the Jedi the Republic and the older galaxy in general.
>>217403131>should've been the "flagship" fighter of the PT, as the x-wing was for the OT
>>217403131The bombers from TLJ actually would've felt right at home in the Pre-Prequels.
When did the Simpsons go to shit?
>>217405369The Simpsons is good again, or so I heard.
>>217405369>The Musk who fell to earth wasn't the lowest rated episode in 2020interesting
It's good again.
>>217405369>show's been bad for longer than it's been goodI shouldn't be surprised, but it is surprising.
>>2174053698 is the last great season9, 10 & 11 is were it dips, don't bother watching after that
Why is he so much cooler than M*ximus?
>>217405856Psycho vibe and aura. Maximus is a soft and stoic cuckold.Just a reminder that Stoicism was cultivated by Marcus Aurelius to cope with the fact that his wife fucked senators and gladiators behind his back.
Every single James Bond film just got added to Netflix and I'm gonna have a marathon over the next few days and weeks. In honor of this let's get a James Bond thread where we discuss and rank the actors that played him and the films
>let's make a blaxploitation-inspired Bond film - pimps, voodoo, jive-talking, heavily black cast>and have the theme song done by... Paul McCartneyWhose bright idea was this?
Why did the pulp adventure genre die out?
>>217399639>I used words like police and niggers because you're not allowed to use the word 'nigger.' Why can black people go up to each other and say 'Nigger,' but when a white guy does it all of a sudden it's a big putdown? I don't like boundaries of any kind. I don't like being told what I can and what I can't say. I used the word 'nigger' because it's a word to describe somebody that is basically a pain in your life, a problem. The word 'nigger' doesn't necessarily mean black. Doesn't John Lennon have a song "Woman Is the Nigger of the World"? There's a rap group, N.W.A. – Niggers with Attitude. I mean, they're proud of that word. More power to them. Guns n' Roses ain't bad . . . N.W.A. is baaad! Mr. Bob Goldthwait said the only reason we put these lyrics on the record was because it would cause controversy and we'd sell a million albums. Fuck him! Why'd he put us in his skit? We don't just do something to get the controversy, the press.
>>217394352>I come for the spectacle and then forget about the movies until the next one comes out.consume product, get excited for next product
rachel wiess gave me yenta fever
>>217398913>t. samefag mad he got told projecting his seethe
>>217400153damn, this is what they teach in school now lmao
real nuclear holocaust kino coming right up
>>217405855Slop.Post-nuclear apocalypse is the typical reddit take on nuclear war.ACTUAL nuclear kino deals with nuclear warfare itself, e.g. By Dawn's Early Light (1990).
ITT: Cop kinohttps://youtu.be/q5kITpYMwUE?si=VkqGJD9bbTlE5lkW
>>217402492Amerimutts quite literally have no souls, no idea why people are surprised at shit like this
>>217405027>DISPATCH COME IN>THE SUSPECT IS CONSIDERED VERY HELPFUL
Ive watched pretty much every one of these, and this is the only one that has really stuck with me and deeply disturbed me. Just the fact that an ordinary non violent guy can turn into an absolute demon if you get dementia. The reactions of the cops too make it clear how horrible the scene is. Makes me scared of people with dementia.https://youtu.be/E27RHHL7BLc?si=O_QxyQe2j_pegjqw
>>217405332my mom died with dementia few years ago, i took care of her for the past 2 years of her life and yeah, i dont think theres anything on earth that sucks more than it, dont wish it on anyone
>>217405183i don't get posts like this, you think shit like this happens only in America? You'd have to be an actual retard to think like this
you're not scary
>>217403075I can't get over the fact this dude has a fucking logo for himself
>>217402983fuck off, the death of snoke was kino, the throne room scene was kino, reylo is kinotlj is the best sequel movie btw
>>217405891hi, rian
>>217402761How the fuck didn't that garbage trilogy tank his career and blacklist him thereafter?
>>217402794Rian can't write dialogue to save his life
>Got the education>Got the wagie job>Can only have a few hobbies due to limited money and free time>No time to go out and meet people so no social life or gf>I'm supposed to just do this for the next 40 yearsThis film really was a warning for us all........
>>217405748>Did everything rightyou did everything right except have ambition. There is way more to doing everything right than just getting As on tests.You need to take calculated risks and to try to make things happen. You won't though of course, but that's what you should do. Just remember that minimum wageslaving is your choice.
>>217399940I fucking hate the do-you-really-want-more-than-that-people. I don't think they're human because they think that if we are working cattle we should be happy.Jobs are just a means for having a roof over your head and some food. Humans need alot of recreational stuff to be happy. A man in the 50s worked a few hours then went on picnics with his family, or did some sports with his bros or hanged around in a gentlemens' club.Science shows that when we lived in the stone age and forward up until being medieval peasants, we worked around 20h/week. In the case of peasants, especially european ones, they did work more than 20h/week but on the winter half of the year they barely worked at all.
>>217405907It's unique in this day and age that we work at least 40h/week. As animals it's not in our nature to do this. We work in small bursts. Hunting an antelope, grow our crops and then chill etc. Another way to illustrate this is: if you were an alien deciding to keep humans as pets, how would you make a human habitat to make your human pet as happy as possible? Do you really think "working 40h+/week with a stable income and some place to live" would make your human pet happy? In contrast, would your human pet be happy not working at all just having toys in his habitat playing and doing recreational stuff? No. The optimal habitat to keep a human as a pet is work a few hours a week and the rest of their time they are free to do recreational stuff. Of course, one huge factor in this thought experiment is that we are social flock animals. So a lone human pet would die of loneliness so we are in need of a sense of community. As wagie slave cattle we also miss out on being flock animals because we retreat back to our box that you subhumans call "some place to live".So yeah our way of living and everything for the past 50 years or so are very artificial and not our natural way of living. We lie to ourselves that we're happy when we come home from our second job playing video games for a few hours. That's why we are mentally ill and that we're witnessing a behavioral sink in society and civilization.
>>217405929we're in the middle of a great population filter, im just going to knock out a few kids and raise them right and what happens after that happens
>>217405907the "people" romanticizing being cattle are currently classified as lower than cattle. its an upgrade for them.
