Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
>>217460271It's actually kind of incredible how DS9 managed to salvage what was an utterly shit species during TNG. In most things, I prefer TNG, but my god, Ferengi were atrocious as a villain race.
>>217458264sensible chuckle
>>217458460We are Fucking LOVING our Starfleet Academy Fucking new Star Trek show!! Everyone is Fucking LOVING It!
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>>217458295It's funnier and more clever than literally anything I've seen to come out of Trek since the end of Enterprise.Which is not to say that it's funny or clever. But it's funniER and cleverER.
Thank you to >>217388781 for recommending it to me. I will update with my review as the night continues, if this thread stays up.By my estimate they should kick in at around 6PM central time. The mushrooms.
>>217458729I find watching movies on ketimine to be a good time.
>>217455824I'll keep this vague but basically, The Last Jedi, under the right "circumstances," might be the funniest movie ever made. Daisy Ridley is a modern day Bugs Bunny.
>>217458729you may have whatever plans with mushrooms like enjoying kinos and gooning to futa succubus demon porn but the mushrooms give you what you need. It's rarely the case you actually get away with what you planned, unless you microdose and smoke marihuana at the same time. Personally, most of the times I do mushrooms to goon like a degenerate faggot but I get repulsed at the idea of porn and begin writing a lot of shit. Even music is noise and just enjoy the introspection
>>217458757This is true, something about the dissociative effect really makes you feel like you’re in the scene, watching it play out in front of you. Ketamine and Taxi Driver is great, for example.
>>217458647>Shit gets weird fast above that, though.I find 200ug to be the best baseline. It does indeed get wild fast after this however. I once took 800ug and froze like a statue mid sentence while talking to some friends and came to hours later. It was like time travel when I came back. They said I kept my eyes open and everything. Set and setting is super important.
ah enjoyable 2 hours
>>217460505With intermissions?
>>217459979There's a scene in between the second and third act where Matt Damon's character explains the twist that Glenn from the Walking Dead is an informant for the DEA, who are corrupt. It's like 5 minutes long so Damon really lays it on thick.
was it better than The Town?
i never watch netflix contents. never used one. don't have an ID or nothing.but i want to watch it. might torrent it later..
>>217459748above average for netflix slop but the ending shootout/chase was fucking retarded and soured the whole thing
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217455690You suck. The books rule. All of them.
>>217460657>We will never get a good adaptationWell to be fair in this case we don't even have good source material
>>217459864Dark Tower won't be on Amazon. No one is going to mess with it again. You don't want them to adapt it because it's too perfect for celluloid. It's over. They missed.
>>217460255KYS, chud.
>>217460682You have terrible taste
BDH in A Beatiful Mind (2001)
>>217459711Doug - Dough En Vogue (1995)
>>217459845genius
>>217459711her most powerful era was between 2001 and 2018
>>217459711She looked so much better with her real nose.
>>217459711>tfw HDMI
Went to see what the fuss was about. This is literally just gay porn
This can't be what millenial huwhite women cum and shit and piss their panties over. Looks like young Keanu + FAS.
>>217458451Conservatism in America is 2 buff men fucking each other instead of a twink getting fucked. If you don’t like it, move to Russia or Iran.
>>217459924Spoiler that shit, dude.>those armpit bushesThe sooner homo sapiens becomes an all female race the better.
>>217447408>ten showerheads>not a single curtain or partitiondo gymbros really?
>>217459758Canadians are just seething pussies that do what their government tells them. That's why so many hohol diaspora resides there. They do love their nazis.
According to Mike Stoklasa, this is the best episode of DS9? Do you agree?
>>217460240*also I don't know anyone that would say TNG was more consistent than DS9, pretty much everyone says DS9 is a more professional show
I can't believe Rich Evans got violently sodomized on his birthday when he was a boy.
>>217445335>this is the best episode of DS9?I understand why he listed this episode, but I dont like the episode because it's wasted potential. You'd think prime Star Trek writers would be able to write some clever puzzles/games for the crew to get themselves out of, but nope they mostly just wander around.Sad that anime does a better job writing these kinds of stories.
>>217460431Farscape had a good one
I hope those fat slob hack frauds talk about Vic Fontaine.
I miss when Randy was still the best character
>>217458876it was interesting at first but got kind of grating. also when they turned Garrison into literally Trump, they missed why Garrison running a Trump-like campaign was funny and not him literally being Trump. Matt and Trey are old, rich and out of touch.
>>217460518it was never "interesting." From the second episode they started doing it, it meant shitty jokes from the previous episode(s) were never going to go away, and continue multiplying until even decent jokes were strangled to death by the constant reiteration of shitty jokes.
>>217460564it's just basic continuity, even the Simpsons and Family Guy have continuity.
>>217460587except with south park, it was constantly referencing or reiterating failed jokes from previous episodes.
>we now return to South Park>Randy: You think THAT last Drumpf scandal news cycle was bad? Remember the time he went to Germany?>cutaway to Trump and Merkel by the Brandenburg Gate>Merkel: Der Drumpfen is das poopensharten in the parken>back in the Griffin family living room>Stewie: NO!>Stewie runs up and turns the television off>Stewie: We are not resorting to that
>>217456006Cara Dev-something. She had some crazy connections and got pushed so hard, but she’s just terrible in every way. I think she might’ve finally given up.
>>217456648I just watched the trailer and feel secondhand embarrassment for him being in such a fucking gay movie.
>>217456935He looks like a cross between Paul Reubens, Glen Powell, and 3 gallons of PCP.
>>217456935Holy fuck dude, he looks like fucking Rob Schneider. How do people age this hard, has he just been on fucking drugs perpetually???
>>217456006Jaden Fucking Smith. God damn nepo baby. Just because both his parents were stars. Movie after movie after shitty movie of Hollywood trying to shove this untalented little fucker down our throats. And of course he's a fucking nut job to boot, just like his father. I can't stand this d-bag.
So now that the dust has settled, why did it flop?
>>217456835The DoP for the first film is way better, same guy that did 28 Days Later.
>>217459486Bobbitt's not even a bad dp. He shot a lot of the early McQueen stuff, so he knows how to frame and light a scene. Not sure why Bone Temple is so flat looking.
>>217454384These are the people telling you to "cope and dilate". Actual schizophrenic freaks lmao
>>217454476>Believing God sacrificed Himself in the flesh as Jesus Christ to redeem you of your sins makes you a Christian.Wrong
>>217456014alright but this one was kino
>And he was a good friend..
>>217459942If you were on the internet unsupervised as a kid, you should just be thankful you didn't get groomed.
>>217459942Same. I was like 11 years old and commented once on a Lego Star Wars video that had Ahsoka and said she looked hot as a kid because of the “bikini” she wore, despite the fact she was older than I was at the time
>>217459752I used to too before SlopGPT
>>217459725>tried to have sex with his apprenticewhat? in which prequel did that happened?
>>217459725This shows that Lucas is a concept man and not a screenwriter
>>217455596What kind of watch is that??
>>217453889i mean the drink is named after two of the worst things in the world, niggers and macaroni
>>217452817vagina is def not worth it
>>217460547You can fall victim to a BPD hoe at any age unfortunately.
If he'd stayed with the MMA fighting tomboy wife he would've lived but he went for the BPD arthoe insteadSad
What was the final nail in the coffin? What action made it impossible for Tony to let him continue living?
>>217460040When Chris said>i used to love you, manI think thats when Tony fully detached from Chris and wouldve been fine killing him for being inconvenient
>>217460040Chris had been a continuous disappointment in Tony's eyes through out the series, while Chris never got the father figure he wanted out of Tony. Both of them naturally drifted apart, but Tony almost screwing Adrianna and Clever were the points of no return for Chris and Tony respectively.
>>217460186*Cleaver
>>217460186>>217460155These things are true but weren't the final nail, the crash was
>>217460040He was evidently a spaz. You can't have a spaz knowing enough shit to put you away forever. He, being a crackhead had to go. Tony had Silvio or his brother in law who would have been better Chrises than Chris or even Paulie. I bet he'd be surprisingly solid.
>You will call me...COMMANDER!
>>217460555I really like the updated look of the stock Cobra trooper.
>>217460605
>>217460451Good point. So use a Joe.
>>217460650or better yet, don't cast fucking channing tatum as duke and don't do a shitty prequel where cobra isn't cobra yet and is instead some faggot shit called "the doctor"
>>217460640Literally the perfect tomboy
d...do what?
>>217455744No it isn't you degenerate, it's the same blend of methane and fecal matter as anyone else
>>217459677based incels
>>217454247>>217455950>>217455953>>217457102
>>217454247>PFFFFFHHHHHTTTT
>>217454247BRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP
