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For me, it's Shia Labeouf
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>>217229092
Brooks trial was pretty fun but overall I agree
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HE WILL NUT INSIDE US
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>>217229057
>mfw he did in fact divide us
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>>217229772
We were already divided.

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Realistically, how can you avoid his fate?
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>>217229064
My wife (then girlfriend) used to make jokes (with a kernal of truth in them) when I'd harmlessly glance at people, but it stopped after a few years because she's not insecure about my integrity anymore because I consistently practice integrity and it shows. Didn't even have to say anything. That said i fear no fate that mostly involves some rando filming me and projecting their own insecurities onto me to have those insecurities validated by other randos on the internet. I'm happy to be totally unaffected by such a fate.
Lastly, what movie/tv show is this from?
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>>217229672
riiiight. the overcompensated virtue signaling is a dead giveaway bro. seek help
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>>217229595
The scariest thing is young women actually trying to present themselves as grooming victims.
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>>217229064
So why is this obviously 30+ unmarried woman filming a tarted up teen girl walking through a mall full of men?

Its the old desperately single or jealous they are unattractive women shaming men by calling them pedos thing isnt it?
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>>217229672
The chances of you have some toddler sized skeletons on your hard drive is pretty high.

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YOU'RE LIGHTGASSING ME!
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>>217226010
YOU'RE NORDSTREAMING ME!
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YOU'RE TEABAGGING ME
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>>217227954
not as cringe and awful as baskin roberts and amanda myawrd
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>>217228273
jej
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>>217227954
It broke the minds of lonely incels across this board. How old is this movie now?

Does Conan have a point? Does anger prevent comedy? I feel like when comedians enter their angry phase is generally when they stop being funny and everyone seems angry now.
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>>217225812
He finally got sick of eating Haitian mud cookies.
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>>217227339
Gross, what the HELL! I'm not supposed to get farts on this post!
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>>217225812
has he come out of hiding after assissting a son murdering his parents?
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>>217226432
When I heard some fag utter the words "comedy community" and "punching down" I knew it was so over

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>>217229612
No, but I used to work as an editor for a company that made HGTV-esque slop
Everyone who worked there knew we were making garbage that no one cared about
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>>217229612
Raisa Kuddus
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>>217229612
Imagine the braps
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>>217229612
My lord, that's a whole lot of cushion for my little pin
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>>217229646
Cellulite can be hot, faggot

>during this week's episode of The Hot Mic, Jeff Sneider said he's heard that the Blade reboot is now "dead," but the plan is for Ali to make his MCU debut as the character in the Midnight Sons movie.

Lmao whose brilliant idea was it to allow Ryan Reynolds to bring back Wesley and utterly MOG any enthusiasm for Ali when Ali has been waiting patiently for a shot since 2019

>Old warrior Wesley comes back for 10 minutes and BTFO of Ali so hard they bin the movie before he even picks up the sword
Fucking kek

Honestly Ali sisters..He is already 51... How do we respond to Wesley's Blade WITHOUT SOUNDING MAD?

Thread theme

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZ0VLebj3fk

https://comicbookmovie.com/blade/rumor-blade-reboot-dead-at-marvel-studios-marhershala-ali-will-debut-as-the-daywalker-in-midnight-sons-a225890
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>>217228539
I don't watch Iron Boy movies and I don't like those Spider-man movies or Tobey as much as I like the Blade movies and Snipes.
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>>217229347
Nevermind I googled what Toad looked liked in the comics... He could only have ironic fans
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>>217228419
yeah thats true
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literally nobody wanted ali as blade in the first place, everyone wanted snipes back. snipes could have been in a wheel chair for deadpool 3 and everyone would have lost their shit.
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>Also the "no one else could be this character!" shit was started with RDJ and the infrastructure they built around him as Iron Man (and Jackman as Wolverine now)
The Superman franchise has literally never escaped from Christopher Reeve, half a century later

Batman has fared better in the "James Bond" effect you describe where, for better or for worse, every generation's new Batman feels like a distinct and memorable character (except for Pattinson lol)

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2026 is going to have so many awesome movies
>Avengers: Doomsday
>Disney's live-action Moana
>Pixar's Toy Story 5
>The Mandalorian and Grogu
>Jumanji 3
>Scream 7
>Minions 3
>Shrek 5
>The Legend of Aang: The Last Airbender
>Spider-Man: Brand New Day
>Project Hail Mary
>The Odyssey
>Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them 4
>Aladdin 2
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>>217225390
Mando and Yeed is original
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>>217225366
Such as? You didn't post any.
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>>217225366
every year of the 2020s has been good so far desu. there's too much negativity on /tv/ these days but it is what it is. my most anticipated movies of the year:

Remain (dir. M. Night Shyamalan)
The Christophers (dir. Steven Soderbergh)
Heart of the Beast (dir. David Ayer)
Out of This World (dir. Albert Serra)
Her Private Hell (dir. Nicolas Winding Refn)
Paper Tiger (dir. James Gray)
Bucking Fastard (dir. Werner Herzog)
Marty Supreme (dir. Josh Safdie) (this one is not out yet where I live)
I Want Your Sex (dir. Gregg Araki)

and my top 10 of last year: https://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/217070350/#q217071001
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>>217225366
You are manchild
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>>217225366
Hail Mary and The Odyssey are the only two I care about seeing in the theater. I’ll have to watch Jumanji at home for research purposes.

Just watched again X-Men and X2. Holy shit these movie are good.
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>>217226245
Logan is good if you watch it as its own thing and not as a sequel to DOFP. The entire movie where Wolverine goes back in time to stop the Sentinels and save everyone becomes negated if Professor X just has a super seizure that kills the mutants anyways.
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>>217225597
then she hit menopause shortly after these movies and walled hard, talk about very unlucky genetics to hit it so early in her life
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>>217224842
It's amazing how good they are considering literally everyone is miscast
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>>217229759
She bogged herself actually

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How did they get 10 movies out of this franchise? They're all shit.
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>>217229211
Actually it's good.
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They're crap films that appeal to the imagination and imply better films that have never been made. The concept is good, you can see that. The execution has always been shit. If you want Clive Barker you should just read his books. If you really want Barker on film, then Candyman is the best adaptation of his work, though it does change things to make them more American. The original story is about the class divide in Britain, the film is about the race divide in the US – still good, though.
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>>217229447
This is unironically the best movie in the entire franchise, and it's the lowest on both Metacritic and IMDB
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The first film is a low budget British flick, as is the second basically. After that the Americans needed to keep the rights going so made any old crap.
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The pin head design reminds me of when I got into a car crash and broke my skull. I had staples all over my head holding my skin back on. Reminded me of space marine service studs.

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Troy horse looks way better
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Today is all about maximum profit over quality.
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Never watched Troy. Wont watch Odyssey.

Greek epics with American accents is fucked. Should be in Ancient Greek.

And im not one of those 100% historical accuracy people. HBO's Odyssey will probably never be topped.
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>>217228218
bravo nolan's passion for realism has paid dividends once again
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>>217228218
They did a great job making it look like it was built from scrapped ships. The row of cleats as the mane is fantastic
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>>217229592
I thought the Trojans viewed it as a gift from Athena?

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>"hard sci-fi"
>People travel to and colonize planets instead of building space habitats
It's very tiresome
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>>217229314
Humans would just evolve to be immune to that after a while. The sooner humans get up there, the better
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i never understood the space habitat meme.

the whole habitat is just one catastrophic failure away from every single soul living in it from dying, right? meanwhile colonizing a planet and terraforming it to suit human life and spreading the settlements out across different regions mean there's more redundancy (i hope im using that word right).
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>>217229268
>Aspiring to be a wellnigger
You will never be a true spacer, a starchaser
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is it even easier to go into space than to drill into the earth or go into the ocean? both for habitation and mining
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>>217229268
Counterppoint SPIN THE DRUM

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Why didn't he just shoot Austin Power?
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>>217229718
She wasn't even IN a car
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We love Somalis here
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>>217229736
better them then muttmericans
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>he went from SHOW ME THE REAAAL VIDEO to WELL AT LEAST SOMALIS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICANS
lol Iran falling before America did truly made /pol/ lose its mind
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The fed wasn't even in front of the car lmao

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Gobekli Tepe, therefore it's real
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>>217229356
>3.you have to develop a social hierarchy capable of managing a sedentary lifestyle (and structures for it, everything from waste management, to division of labour -who is going to build the water management infrastructure?-, administration of grain)
You also need a social hierarchy to develop massive stone works like Gobleki Tepe and Stonehenge. It takes a lot of coordination to get people to move incredibly heavy stones and arrange them like that.
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>>217229431
Or maybe some faggots were bored while in the area and made some we wuz here thing.
We'll never know
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>>217229431
Way simpler than the one needed for permanent settlements, specially considering that it was evidently build in spurs. For example, you and your, presumably well-fed and bored out of their ass to be wasting time like this, tribe could theoretically do one of the circular enclosures working year by year (with little to no organization, relatively speaking slightly more complex than the spurs of the moment rescue and help groups created after a natural disaster) as some sort of ceremonial/ritual site. Which doesn't compare at all to the requirements of a forever settlement, which needs rigid hierarchies and slowly ossifying divisions of labour.
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>>217225246
This is a retard who doesn't know anything and can't think about numbers or put himself into the shoes of anyone.
Humans lived in very small groups in very harsh environments with no education. Anything that was discovered would soon be lost because you need someone to invent writing. If someone in bumfuck nowhere invents writing, this invention will die with him and it's unlikely he can convince his tribe of 10 people to learn writing and maintain the idea.
Humans were not a little more than animals. Humans wiped out entire species using tools. They were as intelligent as you can be living in the wild and not being taught anything except basic survival skills and how to communicate with other tribe's people.

Civilization had a very slow roll and was almost wiped out many times. Even before humans existed, there were primates just spinning their wheels for millions of years, able to build tools and more abstract things like necklaces.
It only picked up 40K years ago with the extinction of neanderthals. It seems like competition between neanderthals and homo sapiens pushed progress and they got absorbed into the gene pool along with their culture and technology.
After dealing with neanderthals humans had all these new tools and new territory which lead to agriculture.
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>>217229620
It also helped that the Last Glacial Maximum ended around the same time

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What is the saddest movie you've ever seen?
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>>217229306
Where the Wild Things Are. Something about that film just makes me so damn sad
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>>217229306
Tree of Life
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>autumn in New England
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>movie about a skilled young man struggling to reach his full potential who guided by a father figure who failed to reach his potential but throws himself into helping the young man succeed
It’s such a beautiful and sad genre that isn’t used enough anymore.

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God damn that is some brutal mogging
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>>217229551
what is this? The ugly competition? It's a tie
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>>217229551
I don't get it, which one of these ferret women are doing the mogging?
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I'll take the blonde with no tats. If tats aren't taken into consideration, then the tall brunette.
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>>217229637
The wall beats all, sadly.
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worse than this?


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