>Has more sauce than any other franchise in Hollywood>Need to constantly put up with meddling 6/10 films>One installment per 15 yearsIt's not fair
>>215197953>I just got back from seeing it in 2D. It was fine, I enjoyed it. I guess 3D might have helped, but oh well.If I'm going to make the effort of seeing a film theatrically, I'll always go for the 3D version, given the option. I can always watch it in 2D later, but there's generally only like a week or so opportunity to see it in 3D, and then who knows, maybe never again. It adds an extra level of entertainment, and just gives it more oomph. The 3D isn't as rich as Avatar, but it gave everything massive volume and impact.
>>215180957I watched it last year and enjoyed it enough. I appreciated the fact that even though it was kind of bland it was a normal entertaining story with nice aesthetics that wasn't trying to be a gritty reboot, quickest or insert political messages, and it was probably one of the last films that got made like that
>>215180468Thon Ares was pretty good
>>215199603>I watched in IMAX 3D and was pretty cool, I really don't understand the hate, people loved slop like Jurassic World Rebirth and Formula 1 but suddenly they are a difficult to please critic when it comes to Ares, even in story the new Tron beats those two corporate boring flicksI didn't see F1, but Ares easily beat Jurassic Rebirth. Maybe it's because critics are verbose and just don't get a film where the appeal is primarily aesthetic and visual. Liberals also want to hate it because Jared Leto has some sort of reputation, and rightwing grifters want to hate it because le woke disney putting in asian and black characters with a white villain.Most of the film is essentially a cool looking chase with some fun twists and turns and a good soundtrack. It has as much story as it needs.
>>215182497>the bulk of the changes were the removal of Quorra and Sam for Evejesus christ whatares was awesome but eve was by far the worst part of the movie
Will they FUCK each other in the sequel? Or at least kiss?
>>215202323These aren't my spectacles!
>>215202352which one do you wish was you?Don't tell me you want to be the dumbass rabbit
Why do they make the rabbit so sexy?
>>215202896Aryan spirit.
>>215201653They fuck, and then get an abortion in this lighthearted kids movie.
>From the twisted mind of Jordan Peele.
HELL YEAH, DO A KICKFLIP
Oy vey!
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THAT BLACK MAN IS ON FENTANYL
>>215202895>Well, lets hope there aren't any pregnant women nearby.
>>215202895>how do we show a character is bad>make him short
Black lives matter was the gayest shit in all of our lifetimes.
>Task.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>Task.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>Task.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>Task.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHEL>Task.S01E06.1080p.WEB.h264-ETHELTaskino is up!What will happen?
>>215201872we are still watching it.
>>215201872what is it?
>>215202519taskino
>>215202678I haven't heard of that show
>>215201407wrong
>Was groundbreaking and the most popular thing at its time>Completely forgotten by all shortly after Why did Bojack have such little staying power?
>>215201776This.He should have died. That was the only possible reasonable ending for the show.Unfortunately the early-millennial/gen-xers who wrote the show think that Bojak is literally them so they couldn't do that because that would mean admitting that they all deserve to die too (which they do).
>>215202415>WHERE'S MY HAPPY ENDING!?No actually: >>215202536Show needed a real bitter ending + the writers' suicide notes if they wanted to make real 'art'
>todd is considered a heckin wholesome cinnamon roll despite being a leeching freeloader all his life>diane gains tons of weight and the health problems caused by this are never brought up for some weird reason>diane goes to vietnam to "connect with her roots" despite being born and raised in america>the kids blame bojack for MAKING them drink even though it was entirely their decision>bojack does his whole eulogy and somehow never once looks at the crowd noticing they're lizard people >todd is upset with bojack for him fucking his friend even though todd is asexual and his friend clearly wants bojack>bojack is screamed at because he apparently attempted to rape the fawn even though nothing of the sort happened>every time bojack does good the writers pull some bullshit>he lapses on rehab because we can't have a poignant moment where he drinks water instead of alcohol>the whole censorship thing at the endI could go on but I really fucking hate this showPrincess Carolyn was consistently great though, as were some of the running gagshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJIZj2iIF6M
Vincent Adultman was also pretty good>it's always business at the factory with you
>>215200885The best character in the show was criminally underusedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HPfylq4nrxU
Do all actors smoke, tv? How else do they keep their weight and stress down
>>215202883>I'M NOT STRESSED I'M NOT STRESSED I'M AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>215202883looking effay there
We're waiting on Carmine...
What are some new male gaze kinos to watch?
>>215200765>every bitch choosing to walk around like this.>It's mens fault
>>215200765Superman had a lot of jiggling titties in it
>>215200765Gives me flashbacks to the peak of woke era, I thought these sort of articles weren’t being written anymore
>>215201374she ballooned faster than Dobson on a good day
I mostly see it in ads, and obviously anime, but "the male gaze" never went away there, despite how censored modern anime is.
What the fuck ever happened to the briefcase? It's never found in the end of the movie. Who took it?
>>215202699So Walter took the money.
>>215202413it was a ringer
>Uzi?>You didn't think I was rolling out of here naked, did you?That shit still cracks me up every time
>>215202802As if Walter would ever DREAM of taking his bullshit money!
>>215202741I truly believe One Battle After Another exists in The Big Lebowski universe.
>did... did you just make a people of the homosexual persuasion the butt of a joke?>Ugh you heckin' bigoted Chud, those sorts of jokes have no place here on the Reddlt O'Brien show>That's it Norm, you're cancelled, isn't that right Conan? >If you ever show your face here again me and my trans xisters will make sure you regret it
>>215199987lol, none of that happened. Andy didn't give a fuck. You're just inventing stuff.
>>215200807He can be two things.
>>215202641>>215202751This was the peakhttps://youtu.be/TSRPLNqApfQ?si=-Zl0bjuPPmJgJtGq
>>215202096What are you talking about? Who are you even replying to?Chuds are retarded incels. lol
>>215202238Yeah, zoomers are fucking retarded. No one expects you to understand anything.
In your opinion how will Werwulf rank to other movies in the Werewolf genre that exist so far?
>>215202476Not as good as going down on shaved pussy unless they are immediately out of the shower. Piss particles, discharge particles, woman smegma from the pussy lips, etc. Even if she's a clean but has walked around for a bit with a full bush it's going to be different than if she's shaved or even trimmed. Women are fucking disgusting but I love them as much as I hate them and crave the poosy.
>>215202620Lol. I remember the hype on movie forums in the early 2000s about that movie. I didn't mind it but the major excitement for a French period werewolf piece with Matrix fights and Matrix style but FRENCH in the 1700s was really amusing at the time.
>>215200341>Eggers is the last director making movies for white people.He's making movies for a distinct type of pseud that has finally seen too much netflix in the 2020s, but still can't tell that Eggersslop is Netflixcore, minus forced diversity.
>>215200830>Name a mainstream director who is as eurocentric as Eggers? Name one nonwhite that was cast as a lead/secondary role in one of his movies.This is nearly irrelevant, because his movies are shit. Sure, I like that he casts all whites, but they're slop. Here are some good white movies:Animal KingdomThe Rover
>>215202894It's about TRAUMA
>Breaks /tv/!
>>215202668>Superman is supposed to set up TV shows and spin offs.Since when? Gunn has early onset dementia from exposure to chemicals on the set of Slither he just says this shit.
>>215202774You’re zoomer. It took well over a year of DVD sales. Begins had a sequel announced before it was even out of theaters. It showed it was building a audience and rebuilding Batman brand after Batman & Robin killed it
>>215202882The announcement wasn't that fast.
>>215202882>It showed it was building a audience and rebuilding Batman brand after Batman & Robin killed itIt began production a mere 5 years after B&R "killed the brand" and has less of a following than B&R.
>>215202904>The announcement wasn't that fast.They teased the joker at the end of Begins and then downplayed it forever until they had a sequel confirmed.
what was his problem?
>>215202700I didn't write the thing, I wrote the sequel
>>215196628he was a tranny
>>215202723No he wasn't. He was a homosexual cross dresser.
>>215199302let he who has not crafted a woman-suit cast the first stone
>>215198892>i don't know anyI know a ton of them since I hang out in fag spaces, they're usually pretty smart but also deranged perverts with nonsensical world views. I think it's a shame that society is encouraging it's undesirables to mutilate their genitalia, but they'd probably kill themselves eventually anyway so w/e. Really the world will be a much better place when people can actually become 10/10s at will.
