If Natalie Portman came back to do Mathilda, what would it be about?
>>215553832she's like 30 years too old now
>>215554188>and occasionally visiting Tonygabagool?>>215554202she's still hot enough to make me interested in a nude scene
>>215553832it would be about Black Excellence
>>215554556Okay.
Teen singing sensation Mandy Moore will be starring in Lee Daniels’ next kino. Thoughts?
>>215555401Looking normal Mandy!
WTF MANDY
>born in 1984
>>215555401Her surgeon should work for cartel bosses and witness protection people who need new identities.
>"He lived a frugal life, driving an old car, a 1992 Plymouth, and did not go out for entertainment. He regularly ate Fritos with a Coke for breakfast and TV dinners in the evening. He enjoyed reading and read every book published in the United States between 1930 and 1938, excluding children's books, textbooks, cookbooks and books on technology. He also viewed over 22,000 videos from 1979 to 1997, averaging three videos/movies per day."Is this a kino lifestyle?
>>215553635I like the smell of crushed ants.
>>215553369>driving an old car, a 1992 PlymouthImagine driving a 23 year old car, couldn't be me right guys?
i'm unironically thinking about going homelessI have some decent money saved up, im considering just sleeping in my car, paying a cheap gym subscription to shower and get food from the the local shelter/ church/ mosque/ the other religious temples in my city that give out food and meals and then spend my time at the library writing and drawing
>>215555659At least you have a car. Must be nice in America where you can actually do this. I would do the whole van life thing but it's impossible in Europe.
>>215555811>it's impossible in Europe.y tho
What do you think of men who wear briefs for underwear?
>>215555380kek
>>215551280holy manlet cope and seethe lmao. are you cycling estrogen again, little guy?
>>215551035is this a thing in Europe maybe? I know they wear speedos sometimes. But in the US no straight man wears these. They look exactly like women’s underwear
>>215554969whats vers
>>215555682some gay slang. no one really knows
So why are there no more musical geniuses like Mozart of Beethoven anymore?
For me, it's DeBussy
>>215555747>Kanye is a geniusDo mutts really?
>>215550079Kendrick Lamar is the new Beethoven and Mozart rolled into one
>>215555781>t. shlomo
>>215555781Kanye is absolutely a genius
Which actors destroyed their reputation the hardest?
>>215553431What did he do?
>>215554436based cage
>>215553431I remember there was a public meltdown where he was arguing with his wife about how her shitty business endeavors kept forcing him to take on shitty movies just to pay for them all the time. Turns out it's true too, she's had a lot of retarded failed businesses because she wants to be some girlboss.
>>215553542Post the picture of his based family.
>>215553723>tranny son>nipples protruding >very very disrespectful
How do you respond without sounding mad?
>>215551322I think she has an ugly face desu
>>215553052because that was it
>>215551322>I'm tall where it counts. Now come on, princess, we're busting you out of here.I would have had action figures.
well I'm more than average height on Alderaan now haha
>>215555013kek
>I saw you on my board. You're in my thread now ,with me. He sees you...
>>215555578im not here to spoonfeed you you fucking retardthis is basic stuff
>>215555635None of that means anything. Holy shit the writing in that show was terrible.
>>215555578he's paraphrasing that junkie stephen king hoping to sound smart
>>215554421Built for BFB (big fucking bullet)
>>215555646Then I'm going to assume you're a bloviating goofball who hasn't actually read his work. Ligotti certainly does an excellent job of "getting underneath" the physical realm but he doesn't shy away from it. You're trying to tell me stories like "Purity," "The Red Tower" and "Teatro Grottesco" don't go into the "physical realm"? And as for Lovecraft, he's certainly more explicit in his visions than Ligotti is but I wouldn't necessarily call his work uncouth except in the most gratuitous and self indulgent instances (and even then, they often make for great stories regardless).
>eat mcdonald's for a few days>"AAAAHHHHH I'M FUCKING DYING MY LIVER IS SHUTTING DOWN I'M HAVING ALL THE SYMPTOMS OF A RAGING ALCOHOLIC GOING THROUGH WITHDRAWALS"in retrospect, we really should have realized something was off
>>215547189as opposed to eating..?
>>215549146Daily reminder that the football players who ate this slop loved every bite and were grateful and excited to eat room temperature Big Macs in the White House. Stay mad.
>>215553023Food is political.
Watching this now because of you guys and 40 minutes and there's at least 3 scenes where he's clearly drunk off his ass KEK
>>215547007I don't eat it because it's too expensive now. For the prices today I just head to a better restaurant for the same price of a big Mac
Padmé Amidala Naberrie was a human female senator who represented the people of Naboo during the final years of the Galactic Republic. Prior to her career in the Galactic Senate, Amidala was the elected ruler of the Royal House of Naboo. A political idealist, she advocated for the preservation of democracy as well as a peaceful resolution to the Clone Wars. However, her secret marriage to the Jedi Knight Anakin Skywalker would have a lasting effect on the future of the galaxy for decades to come.
>politician who groomed a child is played by a jewish actressWhat did Lucas mean by this?
>>215555648She's not Jewish.
>>215555568How many fellow senators did Padme fuck to swing key senate votes?
>>215555724Just Sheev
>>215555734>The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural
What are the best kinos to be produced in/by this country?
>>215554781Slightly off-topic as I'm not just looking for French kinos here, but kinos in general about the French Revolution. I've seen the one mentioned in that post, and I've also seen "Danton", pic related, with Gerard Depardieu. Any other kinos about the French Revolution worth watching? Incredibly fascinating period in history that works so well on screen.
>>215554931Not sure I would call it kino, but there is The Scarlet Pimpernel.I also enjoyed Jeanne du Barry a lot (took my mom to see it at the cinema, accidentally gaslit her by forgetting to tell her the entire movie is in french kek) It takes place before the french revolution though, and leads right into it, another great movie to see if you want to see what caused the french revolution which caused napoléon which caused .. I love history.
Hard mode: nothing that sexualizes minors
>>215551100Based and correct answer.
I'm rewatching the Emmannuelle trilogy, those and other softcore dramas used to be the only thing you could jack off to on broadcast TV for the most part before the internet became a common household item.
>won against Harvey>won against the skiing doctor>won against Marvel>won against redditShe fucking won
>>215553276better than middle aged crotch because they want you to think higher than what's on the table.
>>215548790candles
Why isn't Maggie Gyllenhall doing as well?
>>215555319well hello beautiful
I for one am looking forward to the explosion of older women younger men kinos
Essential “watched in school” kinos?
>>21555156170s R&J, Ethan Frome, Brando's Julius Caesar, DDL's Crucible (worst ever, French version so much better), Sally Field's Sybil. Looking back, there were obviously lesbian teachers I didn't know enough to know
>>215551561This is one of the funniest movies in the world to me.
>>215554118>teacher skipped the part where you see her tits but not the part where you see Romeo's assTragic, luckily I had a good one. All the guys and one dyke gathered around because we knew the scene was coming and we all cheered when it happened
>>215551561Picrel ended up as one of my fav films>>215552149This too
For me it was:GladiatorSchool of RockJawsPirates of the CarribbeanBill and Ted's Excellent Adventure Any episode of The Simpsons the RE teacher could find an excuse to show
Let's be real, they were just saving money on set decoration, right? There's no way anyone ACTUALLY would live like this
>>215552505No, the rats would have at you.
>>215555537>do i make you horny baby?!?!
>>215552505I just don't look at decorations.
>>215555730It's called mouse traps retard. I lived like that for 2 years. No need to waste money on a bed stand
>>215555767But then what about the cockroaches biting on your beard?
Saw the first episode, what did I think of it?
oh wait its not a movie it's a tv series? that's somehow even fucking worse
>>215555521uh, Derry a boring town with a dark history and no racism to really speak of is now a full on racist town that hates the brave good black people that moved there. Pennywise is now a pro-black antihero, and most of his kills involve saving black kids from evil white kids, some as young as like 8 years old. Also the soviets and us government want pennywise to use as a weapon. its what you'd expect basically
>>215555680>no racism to really speak ofThe Black Spot was burned down and Bowers calls Mike a nigger a bunch of times in the book/TV miniseries.
>>215544574IDK why this bothered you, I interpreted it as typical schizo jewish dad with his fake holocaust stories, and then the entity playing off of the horror the idea of a Jew lampshade made in the kid's mind. Nothing about the scene is making a straightforward claim about lampshades in the holocaust. If the dad told him there's a golem waiting to murder him that's what he'd have seen.
>>215555713>The Black Spot was burned downThis hasn't happened yet in this adapation.
