How will they fake it this time around?
>>219216527>have to hire women because of DEI>put them in the job where they can do the least harm: just making noise
>>219211524I unironically am against another lunar landing because stepping foot on the moon is the White mans achievement, and they'll obviously woke it up if given the chance.
>>219215114The USA has the most moon landing deniers
>>219213705I say leave the space stuff for the experts (Elon Must), and leave the cooking for the females.
>>219215114pls share what you think third worldies mean
Modern take on the Titanic when?
>>219216104Why? So you can fuck some dumpy office girl that regularly binges McDonald's, and claim that your sex life is "adventurous"?
>>219216604>bro I don't even want to fuck dumpy office girls what are you a faggot?
Rose leaves Jack to freeze after he saved her and saves herself as a strong independent woman.
>>219216604There's tons of 7s and 8s looking to bag a rich guy, maybe they buy into the fantasy a little too willingly but it's not like every chick is Pam Beesly. I'm probably going on an RCI cruise next year with my cousins and we're bringing enough adderall to make a turtle go lightspeed
>>219215943You should see a close up and see phone footage of what the deck is like during the day. Trust me it's 10x worse than what your imagining
Will he ever live down the slap?
if he was going to he kind of fucked it up with his new shitty music and that picture of him with his clothes fucked up sucking a lollypop
ZESTY WILLY
>>219215253>he'll be fineGod, I fucking hate this line. I always feel that the one behind it says it in a condescending tone.Kys, retard.
Literally no one cared about his wife or their "relationship" except knowing the official status. And he made the whole cuckolding situation and his asshurt global
Honestly the slap is just the cherry on top.Allowing himself to be cucked by his mouthy wipe.Allowing his kids to reiterate his awful wife's words that she'd wish she was still with Tupac and he would've been their dad.Raising multiple completely out of touch, talentless nepo babies high off their own farts and dragging your name behaving like clowns.He had his chance. He should have let his cheating with Margot go fully public, get him a white woman, and cut off his Jada adjacent family.In otherwards, he needed to pull a Pitt.
>An undercover U.S. Treasury agent (Fanning) embedded in a multibillion-dollar international conglomerate run by a powerful magnate (Skarsgard), with world-changing political and criminal ramifications, becomes conflicted between her mission and a belief that her principal target, the heir apparent (McCormack) to all that corrupt power, is at his core a good man and worthy of her love.https://deadline.com/2026/03/alex-cary-apple-series-cast-adds-daryl-mccormack-1236770349/
>>219215220Another interracial propaganda This guy fucked emma thompson
I see Stellan has developed a particular taste.
the more words used to hype a show, the stupider the show
>>219215819Can you blame him?
>the bad guys are.. le hecking evil platinum blonde nordssick of this pozzed tripe
>>219216450Funny thing is Tolkien used to write letters from "Santa" to his kids and they highlighted friendly helpful Elves helping Santa out. Especially Ilbereth who was Santa's secretary. Look up "The Father Christmas Letters" if you're interested.
mckay is such an annoying cunt in sg1i wonder if i could clone carter's voice and process all the parts with him to replace the voice with hers
>>219215781>using fucking tvtropes as a source for details of old European folkloreget your life together you soulless cunt
>>219216714I don't care, it's a nice succint article. I don't feel like cracking open sacred-texts.com all the fucking time
>>219216666cloning is against God's laws,satan
>kills Gambol Henchman with pencil trick>Stabs 2 Gambol henchmen and lets 2 others fight to the death>kills Gambol>kills black cop at hospital>kills black cop telling him to move the truck>kills black D.A. with poison>kills ching chong Television guy by setting him on fire>kills entire Chechen Crew and feeds the leader to his own dogsWell, i think the Joker showed Gotham his true color.
>kills Gambol Henchman with pencil trickOut of everyone at the meeting, Gambol was the only hostile one threatening to sick his lapdog henchman onto him without provocation. Wasn't Mr. Mayword's fault that Gambol didn't say no to wanting to see a magic trick.>Stabs 2 Gambol henchmen and lets 2 others fight to the deathLoyalty's hard to come by. They're already in "the life" and just became unemployed. Those that wanted to live and breathe the most is who got the job, no time for grousers and the soft.>kills GambolFuck him. He's a hot head tossing his money around in front of other gangsters like half a mill or a mill for someone's head like that was even lunch money. He was the one who had a problem with an outsider offering solutions to shit that they're backroom tea parties were never going to resolve.>kills black cop at hospitalDied in the line of duty?>kills black cop telling him to move the truckThe truck was carrying rare mint condition Playstation 2's with transparent towers/controllers and copies of Timesplitters 2. You think he was just going to wait in line 'like everybody else, pal' with cargo like that?>kills black D.A. with poisonWork is stressful, yes. And it acts as a social lubricant and celebratory occasional toast and whatnot, but he shouldn't have been drinking on the job.>kills ching chong Television guy by setting him on fireShouldn't have went to Hong Kong. If you're so fucking wealthy, you can also afford to lay low in one of the shittier Asian countries for a whilew but we all know ching chong guy Television guy hates other Asians with a burning fury and wouldn't denigrate himself to doing that. He was all big and bad talking through a TV right up until he gets yanked out of his Chinesium steel tower and then he squealed like a pig under a gate to the first American authority figure he runs into. He deserved to be extra crispy.>kills entire Chechen Crew and feeds the leader to his own dogsComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>219214758He helped orchestrate the death of the legendary French thief Dunheir though.
>>219216210>Fuck him too.he was the only guy who was nice to joker :(
>>219216287Yeah big disagree on that too, Chechen man lets him talk, hires him, and pays him accordingly only getting mad when they burn his half of the money instead of properly splitting, dude was legit a cool guy despite being a criminal.Joker is just a dick.
>>219216287You mean he was naive enough to trust some homicidal maniac in clown makeup to split the pot of $3 billion in mob money in the first place, even without anticipating him torching the whole thing out of disgust for the lack of competence on the part of the entire Gotham mafia and lack of vision for what a criminal is and could be. >"You're not as crazy as you look."The Chechen was just another fool and the first to fall for the joke and his true colours came out at the end.>"They won't work for a FREAK!"No doubt he was plotting contingency plans to kill the clown goof at the very end as a just in case.
>Ha ha, just kidding! April Fool's anon. What do you want
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>>219216559>cop>doesn't give a fuck>has a "bad boy screw up" kind of charm to him>asks for a scrapple
>>219216567What was his fucking problem?
>>219216567>restaurant orders for youhe was right
>>219216767>restaurant tells me how to eat?>then i tell the retaurant what i pay (nothing +tip, NOT!)
>this is what Disney wants people to watchLOL. LMAO especially.
Wait until you find out the extent of the writer self-inserting her daddy issues into this plot.
coomer kino incoming
>>219211428It's woke interracial trash
>>219213204best way to do a sequel is new characters, without the backstory this one would be really hollow
>>219214832huge amounts of tits and cleavage shots
Ok seriously whats stopping me from hugging the pole and slidding down? This movie is retarded...
>>219211428i expected gifs of their tits from this thread and i got nothing. this board fucking sucks!
>no official update since 2019It's dead, isn't it?Also, cast it.
>>219215107The fattest, blackest, ugliest hominid Hollywood can find.
>>219215107They could have done it justice 20 years ago maybe, not now.
The advertisement in the game manual of tomb raider 2 was in the slideshow. Same for switchblade comic by top cow.
>>219215548>switchbladeWitchblade maybe?
>>219215107Please dont let them ruin this. I still have the graphic novel, one of the only comics on my bookshelf. I don't want to see fat niggers playing all the characters. Wait 20 years and after the nonewhites have been genocided they can make it.
Go!
Which one is better, codex pajeet 2 or 3?
>>219216656How about I fuck your lasagna ? Benchod mudahar eilk bol jubajda
>>219216572>using slavs as stand ins for English people???
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>>219216664I almost feel bad for them because of their insane delusions but they make the internet so much worse with their presence
Discuss new shows and old favourites.
>Exciting news out of the Three Counties: Lynley will be returning for Season 2, with production already underway! >Leo Suter and Sofia Barclay will return as DI Lynley & DS Havers, along with Daniel Mays and Michael Workéyè. >New cast members this season include Deirdre Mullins (Bad Sisters), Sara Stewart (Transformers: The Last Knight), and Assad Zaman (Interview with the Vampire)
>>219215294Sara Stewart was the mum in Sugar RushIs the Bergerac reboot getting a second series? I like Damien Molony
>>219216034>Is the Bergerac reboot getting a second series?Yep>The show picks up 18 months after series one and the detective has also started tentatively dating after his wife's death.>Molony said the second series of six hour long episodes is "not so much gloom and doom".
>>219216153Always thought he was a potential for Doctor Who after seeing him in Being Human but perhaps a bit too similar to Matt Smith
I enjoyed the first two stories so I'm looking forward to this one
Post actors that keep popping up in shows or movies you watch
>>219216716/tv/ doesn't watch movies or shows. Where do you think you are, sonny boy?
>>219216781Why would you tell such a obvious lie
>you now remember that donkey kong was voiced by a stoner jew
>consooming cartoons>consooming videogames>consooming cartoons about videogamesgrow the fuck up, faggots
>>219214645ironically this is one role that someone with the rock's voice and demeanour would've been perfect for
>>219214645This DK was kinda awful, to be honest. I think it's the eyes what makes him unlikable.
In the old TV show he was kind of a goofy bro so it works.
>>219214645Man, Rogen must have some blackmail on someone in Hollywood given how much work he still gets despite a dearth of talent.
Zoe. That is all.
is this what women want?
>>219212845Ella Gross has been groomed to be the next big thing for years in Blackpink/whatever and she's Hapa. I don't think they care.
>>219204382Left seems to be cast perfectly
