What happened to him?
>>219232247Looks like Simon is based and Trivago-pilled
>>219232247Looks like someone put fake teeth in a corpse
Can't they make fake teeth that don't look blatantly fake? You wouldn't think it would be too difficult.
>>219234090They always go too big and too white, they never go more subtle with the veeners
>>219232247why is it i only learned he was one of (((them))) in the last few years?
coomer kino incoming
>>219230997I'm already slightly annoyed with this movie, but really just because of what I know about tower climbing, structural tower engineering and antenna placement. However, because I hate heights, the way they filmed this, is really good, because it is bothering me a lot watching these top down shots. Also, tits for clicks is nice.
>>219231716Not wearing the backpack over both shoulders may be the least plausible thing in this movie so far.
>>219213983>if two guys did the exact same thingThey would have rigged a way to get down.
>>219211428Fall 5: Climb Free or Fall Hard
>>219225101There are several of these movies - all part of "retards stuck in places cinematic universe"Frozen (2010) - retards stuck in chairlift247°F (2011) - retards stuck in sauna12 Feet Deep (2017) - retards stuck in swimming poolThe Shallows (2016) - retard stuck on a rockGerald's Game (2017) - retard stuck in bed47 Meters Down (2017) - retards stuck in shark cageOpen Water 2: Adrift (2006) - retards stuck outside their yacht
lol!
>>219216132Why the does this post have so many fucking seething replies?
>>219230808The justice system is set to make sure the guy is "bad" and it's not left to your random personal criteria
>>219216132before watching the boys, i know better than to start, because i have a functional healthy brain and i'm straight and white.
>>219226519It shits the bed in the ending when it blames Manhattan.That twist doesn't make sense
>>219216236leftists are the ones crying about media literacy, which like any other leftist buzzword just means "disagreeing with me"
Poor Fiona Apple had to put with two professional movie directors getting high and having fun talking about films while completely ignoring her. How on earth did she recover from such blatant misogyny?
she got ugly af checkmate
>>219231444She didn't. Have you listened to her music?
>>219231485Doing cocaine with other people is about waiting for them to shut up so you can talk. Don’t do drugs.
>>219234013You are a friendless chud.
>>219233770The music video with an after party vibe is cool af!
ngl White Castle is some satisfying tasty shit when you’re baked.
>>219228544My nearest white castle is 4 hours away across the other end of the state. Unless i hitch a boat ride to detriot
>>219231203>There's a million better ways they could have done that shitThe fact they DIDN'T means they were probably glad to get rid of him. In addition to leaving mid-show to suck Obama's dick (which lasted less than 3 months ayy lmao), everything about him post-H&K/House has been him whining about something to some degreeIt was really lol watching him try to revamp himself from "cool politics guy" to "TDS politics guy" post-2016, where he tried to Jussie himself a decade and a half ago by saying he was stoned yet again while canvassing for Obama, even though a minority actor getting attacked by rocks with zero arrests would've been something we'd have had to hear for yearshttps://www.alligator.org/article/2008/08/actor-kal-penn-stops-at-uf-to-spread-support-for-obama
I was kinda shocked when I found out that kumar is a poo pusher in real life. Sort of ruins the movies a bit.
>Ah you sick bitch! Release me at once! Nooo you drew whiskers on your face too like a slutty kitty cat, ah you whore!! I will not get hard whatever you do to me! Stop it!!!
>>219232469Hollywood insider here.Originally they cast Awkwafina for this but it was too sexy and nobody could believe that anyone would ever even put up a token resistance to her famously amazing vag, so they had to recast.
>>219233851>AwkwafinaIs this a real name? Dont tell me this is a real name lmao
>>219233851thread ruined. can't jack off anymore.
I just want an early 20s girl who's clinically insane and demands anal sex exclusively
>>219233851>>219233863>>219233866Is this some sort of Zendaya? Some ugly brown girl who is supposed to be hot shit?
>NOOOOOOOOOOO MRS ZAMORA!!11! DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!11! DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!11! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111
>>219229572NTA but I'm also a weed & 4chan English Teacher. Keep it up wherever you are, don't get caught taking upskirt pics or any nonsense. That's what gets us.
>>219232228>It was horrible... I had to... pretend I was a virgin... while banging my hot teacher... so, so horrible...Shut the fuck up faggot.
>>219233801>sailorso he was gay, thats different
>>219233843>>219234132They were both molested by young women as kids. The point being that it can have negative effects.
>>219224633>>219231317>>219231354It sort of shows that men aren't uniquely predacious, it's just that a woman's predator instinct only activates when she feels she's both stronger and more powerful than someone which is rare among grown adults.
Imagine how comfy the 90s were
>>219232107Yeah i have a 27" Sony Wega.I have a windows 7 PC hooked up to it, with CRT Emudriver so it runs at 240p via component.I run emulators through it and occasionally watch some 70s/80s/90s anime on it (coz it does 480i as well).It's amazing.
>>219229563There were cheaper and less tedious ways to get a terrible headache.
>>219229260Based fellow '90s liverThe '80s were great too
>>219232107How far have you got? I made it to to some ice lake or something. The lightning field is nonsense that I will never beat, justice the jump rope mini game in ff9. Make sure to scrounge around every place to get the al bhed alphabet.
most people didn't live in the kind of clean, suburban consumeristic fantasy dwelling as characters on tv and film. a nice stereo system would be a common sight even if the place was run-down i suppose. but everything to do with going outside and interacting people was significantly better in the 90s.
Now that capeslop is dead, what will dimwitted normoids gorge themselves on?
>>219233388You thought you'd prove that her parents worked by stating they refuse to work for "religious reasons" those reasons being theyre superior to the cattle who should toil until death. You are so hysterically funny.
>>219233813the current trend is using recognizable intellectual properties to sell movies that have nothing to do with them. we gettin hasbro movies.
>>219233847Good point, magic the gathering seems like an easy pick for a series with all their lore and worlds
>>219224337Well, you're a mental and spiritual african and you seem to have gorged yourself on memes and gay meme language, so probably that. The "backrooms" movie is probably part of a new wave of entertainment seeking to exploit the sort of 75 IQ tidepod eater than can't form complete sentences without "slop" and "based" and so on. We'll probably start to see films released as 200 part fifteen second tiktoks within the next two years, fully AI generated.
who cares
I'm looking at you guys for good movie recs. Cough 'em up now or these three will RAPE you
>>219232667>you could actually ask herIt's more scientific if he doesn't ask her
Cast the 2026 remake.
>>219231388I want to be suffocated by sweet pea's thighs.
>>219231436Snyder never made a decent movie in his life
>>219231415I have scene a couple of scenes and its pretty funny. Weird how its so unknown. Like the hood movie, Fresh.
In light of everything we now know (and Seth clearly DID know) would this bit be considered a little apropos in 2026?
zoomers don’t know english
>>219229063>jokes
>>219227495>everything we now knowWhat do we now know?
>>219228982FPBP
>>219228982Triggered, Zoomer?
Who is strong enough to stop him?
>>219233471>fighting rape with rape of your ownkino.
>>219231265Dasirite, playa
need an AI or vocaroo of this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjUGC8g4GOE except with "Rags off, fuck it rags off" and "Chase a clown, never wear a condom"
>>219233691kek
>>219220732>single handedly destroyed all conversation about the joker on /tv/I kneel
ITT: Mainstream actors you don't see the appeal of.Will Ferrell has never been funny in his entire life. Elf, Old School, and that movie with John Reilly (step brothers?) are just horrendously unfunny.
are comedians mainstream actors?like the only serious rolls of his are everything must go and stranger than fiction?he has a good history of not breaking during sketches which is probably a lot of it
>>219233478>>219233506You're both just giving me a hard on
Will Ferrell made Anchorman, Step Brothers, Talladega Nights so he could do shit for the rest of his life he’ll still be a cornerstone in comedic movies like Sandler. I guess there’s Elf also.
>>219233364This guys career is dead all he does in PayPal commercials now
jeff Daniels
You are part of a cultural exchange between humans and an alien race. Only all the films you've ever watched will be what theyre exposed to. What does you have to offer?
They'll get the impression that we're obsessed with the idea of meeting aliums and love nothing more than to speculate about what it might be likeMight give them a big head
jesus
>>219225223It's all the air hitting her face. Girls can't be pretty all the time you know.
>>219225528>livedCode for "let the whole State run a train on her."
>>219225528my mom "lived" and she looks younger than her at 57
>>219225223white foids aging
lol
