Comedy!
His comedy feels stale after a while, John Mulaney is still the goat that didnt have a drop in quality despite rehab, divorce, getting bred by Olivia Munn and raising kids
Meet the new Mulder and Scully
>>219259475>>219259627>>219259637Its funny how you guys say they need to create their own versions. The people who originally made this material, sold the rights to the studios (if the studios weren't already the ones to helm the projects in the first place). If you faggots didn't want this shit to happen, maybe you shouldn't sell all of your shit over to the studios (who can do whatever the fuck they want with it).You whites had your time and you squandered it and sit on the internet bitching getting nothing done in real life.Literally no one is stopping you from making new franchises in the way you see fit. If whites are so eager to watch white movies, I'm sure you'll have no problem getting funding. But you won't, you'll sit on an incel board and bitch like an incel.
>>219256705this guy was pretty good in Station Eleven, no reason to reboot this show though
>>219275978stop it with the blatant denigretion
>>219276082That is interesting, but how does that prevent Cockgler's X-Files from bombing?
just watch them call this the next game of thrones after sinners becoming the new citizen kane
So wait, was the ring like a hocrux or whatever that gay shit in Harry Potter was called, why does Sauron insta dies when its destroyed...?
>>219276900>Sauron briefing his lieutenants on this, explaining that only black horses fit the aesthetic he's going for
>>219276834He wanted to give a bunch of magic rings out to important powerful people and then use his super ring to mind control them
>>219273829Middle Earth is dying, the Elves are on their way out, and Men are on their last legs. The forces that once defeated Sauron no longer exist.
Reminder that the protagonist of Lord of the Rings isn't Frodo, Sam, or Aragorn, but God himself: Eru Iluvatar."In the Lord of the Rings the conflict is not basically about 'freedom', though that is naturally involved. It is about God, and His sole right to divine honour. The Eldar and the Númenóreans believed in The One, the true God, and held worship of any other person an abomination. Sauron desired to be a God-King, and was held to this by his servants; if he had been victorious he would have demanded divine honour from all rational creatures and absolute temporal power over the whole world." - Letter 183
>Know that as long as the ring exists Sauron will inevitably return>Know that Mount Doom is the only place the ring can be destroyed>Ignore Mordor for a thousand years anyway and let Sauron move back into it
Your shift is over go the fuck home.
what a fucking chad this man is
What med show style tragedies do you want to see befall our Pittlings? Personally, I'd like to see anthrax get released by a disgruntled patient.
>>219277050>Yeah I'll take care of your wife, bro... real good care.
>>219276974Imagine a bald chud with glasses
>>219277050In interviews, they stress that Whitaker's only flaw is that he's too empathetic. I find it poor writing to make such a perfect character.
In what ways was this character different from Spock, besides being black?
>>219274683His cornstarch addiction
>>219276736Excellent point.
>>219276736In other word, he's completely unoriginal and there's no defense for it.>>219276766Terrible point.
>>219276888guess you're retarded, oh well. there's a reason we're still talking about him while at least half the posters in these threads couldn't name three original star trek characters from the 21st century.
>>219277136>we're still talking about himARE we?>Hey look, it's Spock, but blackNot much of an achievement, no?
>>219275120>muh 80s toys slopgrow the fuck up
only the first 3 have some kind of soul to them. the rest are incoherent slops.
>>219275120People just moved on. It happens to any franchise that keeps going without a break.
>we need a ghoul for our tim burton tv show>sir she’s already auditioned
>>219274094>completely different imageOk pizza face
>>219274452That’s mean don’t call emma that even though it’s true
>>219274311no idea. they have pretty active threads on /b/ for this stuff as well.
>>219275067Meds
>>219274192Girls like it when you do this and send to to them in dm’s it shows your a forward young man with a lot of fertility
>watch the trailer>I like the setting with modern vampires and music>but if feels very gay How gay is this series? Are they bisexual, also having sex with hot women or do these vampires have sex with each other? I don't want to watch men kissing each other.
>>219277036Anything Anne Rice did that's vampire-related is extremely gay
>>219277036Rice's vampires can't have sex
Did anyone else get a boner when they first watched this scene?
>>219276772>It's better to shit in the sink than to sink in the shit, Prince Zuko. Now go rawdog Ty Lee and leave me to my Pai Sho game
>>219276772For me, it's Mai. I love gloomy bitches.
>>219276838Anyone else can refer to multiple people, therefore the "they" is meant as a form of plural, not of uncertain gender
>Babby's first anime gives tweens a bonerMakes sense
>>219276520Amazon mating press
The far east edition Prev >>219181319
>>219272776And devalue your own social station?
>>219275060Tiger, shouldnt you be in rehab?
>>219272776You need people to vouch for you. And if you're some nobody knight like Dunk's master was, no one would believe you if you knighted Dunk, especially after you died, even if there were witnesses around but they forgot or didn't care because Arlan wasn't a famous knight. If Dunk was knighted by the Kingsguard, a Great Lord, or even royalty, no one would doubt his claim because no one is stupid enough to lie about being knighted by someone so prominent and would be arrested or even executed if they found out they were lying.Notice that even if Dunk was knighted by Arlan for certain, no one is willing to vouch his claim even if was telling the truth because their reputation is on the line if Dunk was lying.
>>219272776Even if you're technically a knight in that you swore the vows properly or whatever, it won't make a difference unless you have arms, horses, armour, training. And if you (or your family) have the money to afford those things, you can probably arrange to properly squire for a knight of some repute and eventually be knighted properly.
>dany and jon fucks before going to the battle>both lives but they have to part ways even tho they still love each other>dany's last chapter reveals she was pregnant and is now raising their kid as a bastard kinda obvious this is going to be the ending
>Mario Galaxy movie bad
>>219276914Good nintoddler.Defend your favorite multi-billion dollar corporation.
>Mario Galaxy movie good
Billions must wahoo
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>>219276570Your definition is likely skewed. The BMI for obesity is much lower than you’d think. You’re right that a disproportionate amount of fat is stored in his face/head, but I’d be surprised if he wasn’t at least borderline obese if not full on. Most “average” Americans that you don’t think of as necessarily fat are actually obese.
This fat abomination has a wife and I don’t
>>219276913Shouldn't have paid voice actors
>>219273405youre a historylet
>>219273278>netflixhe's an actor now? i thought actors and voice actors were at war with each othe
>We found some sort of rooms in the back*Americans clap furiously
>>219276738sounds like a plan, anon. Send me a text when you've found the exit!
>>219276739the people that mock Americans the most are usually Americans themselves.
>>219276738You don't get hungry in the backrooms either, so you'd have to take the monster with you and introduce it to everyone as your girlfriend until you put a ring on it
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>>219260008Unfunny and reddit
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>>219276835>>219276996BASEDBASEDBASEDBASED
>>219277033hell yeah
>>219277046>hey, cool it, manJCS is lowkey hilarious
YOU’RE FAR TOO KEEN ON WHERE AND HOWBUT NOT SO HOT ON WHY
>get to blood money >jets fly by and blow out my speakers
the acting's bad but its insanely good
>>219276608the aesthetics are top tier
>>219276586No dude. Luca is a gay movie. Him being a sea monster is a metaphor for being in the closet. One of them gets extremely jealous when the other becomes friends with a girl. The movie ends with the problem of Luca being a sea monster with the towns people learning to accept him.
What's the best cut, still the Japanese Laserdisc?
>>219276665>two characters interact>they have to fuck
>>219276665Saving Private Ryan is a gay movieThe war is a metaphor about the gay scene in the 80's, where so many gay men died from aids.the goal was to find the young man and take him out of the gay lifestyle.
