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Why is House Slytherin full of Indians?
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>>219277884
lmao good one
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>>219277884

Only if they are Westernized which is only possible if a few of them migrate to the U.K. and have to actually learn British culture. If too many Hindu Indians migrate to the U.K., then they form their own society where they reinforce their own cow dung eating, street defecating, meat-abstaining religion.
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>>219277288
They are Brahmins, Saar
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>Slytherindians

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So wait, was the ring like a hocrux or whatever that gay shit in Harry Potter was called, why does Sauron insta dies when its destroyed...?
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>>219274139
yes you should
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>>219277209
why are you commenting this like not every single person on the planet knows this? You don't know this? FUCK I hate Gen alpha.
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>>219277151
the protagonist is the ring retard
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>>219273342
The ring literally contains part of his life force.
>he poured his cruelty, his hatred, and his malice into making it
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>>219277209
Yeah, i tried to read the silmarishit but after a few pages i thought "why am i bothering to read this fanfic? I should be reading the Bible instead"

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Did anyone else get a boner when they first watched this scene?
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what did nickelodeon mean by this?
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>>219276988
singular they was a mistake, everyone should go back to saying "he" for uncertain gender for the lulz
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>>219276092
Released in 2005 retard
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So did they ever say what happened to Azula after the ending?
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>>219275808
she looks better without lipstick
>>219278358
shes getting raped and lobotomized in a mental asylum

Also, why no big-budget live-action Evangelion adaptation? Even normies are at least somewhat aware of it.
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>>219247924
because anime live action are always bad and made for people who hate anime
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>>219266543
>can't possibly imagine adapting End of Evangelion into live action
I can, but you need to double down on the traumatic audiovisuals and stomach-complaint inducing tension.

pic related
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>>219248967
But then modern audiences and fans would complain about whitewashing like with live action one piece and weta workshop concept art
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>>219267038
Everyone in the show is an archetype of some mental illness, schizoids, narcissists, avoidants, bipolars, and so on. Coincidentally they also happen to represent zoomers well.

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One of those shows I would describe as “pretty good”

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why did star trek academy flop?
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>>219278101
Why would they want bigots to watch their show? :^)
Why would they want to entertain bigots? :^)
Are you mad? :^)
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>>219278394
If they want to attract bigots they should make a series called Star Trek: Nigger Killers.
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>>219278078
the wages of woke is broke
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>>219278078
They remade Prodigy in live action with no soul whatsoever.
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The unironic defense of this absolute dumpster fire show feels like a psyop to re-emphasize wokeness in the left.

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>was I a good soldier Barry?
>Yes sir, the best. Nobody walked directly into enemy fire without fighting back as well as you did
>*Gay kiss*

???????
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>>219278234
>grindr
I know what kind of fat hairy faggot you are
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>>219278265
forgot pic
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>>219278316
Obviously black, but whatever.
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>>219277462
Gaaaaaay
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>>219278017
This. They've been practising walking for months and now you want them to run? They're inexperienced at that, let them do what they're good at

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The far east edition
Prev >>219181319
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>>219270694
maybe but the ASOIAF one is speciañly bad
its just 2 rectangles
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>fakes parlay
>murders everyone in a trap
isnt this the height of dishonorable conduct? like this is as bad as breaking guest rite
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>>219277804
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>>219277881
Same shit the dornish did to Daeron.
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>>219277881
Yeah pretty much the worst thing you can do during war BUT the guy he did it to was hideous so that makes it OK

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What makes a movie Reddit?
So far what I have is
>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge
>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth
>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references
>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
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>>219273267
U mad, redditor?
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>>219227250
I have 2 kids
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>>219227250
And you decide that form the height of your "I like corporate badly made dogshit that reddit's hivemind approves" horse?
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this movie would have done numbers if anyone knew about reddit back then.
they really do like the completely unpretentious le epic shit
>dude…it’s mothafuckin snakes on a mothafuckin plane. need I say more?

cocaine bear is another good example of a redditor movie
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Imagine your entire choice of study, artform or hobby is transformed by Dadaists into a novelty joke only shared by a small group of men in an internet forum. Its the Flanderization or Rick and Mortification of the format itself.
You know it has happened but you cannot point to any specific examples. You drop out of the interest because defending it from idiots with bad opinions has become exhausting.

Reddit: the movie. Somehow it was even worse than The Martian
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>>219278253
Ok, but what was in the Sahara anyway? Like, who cares lmao.
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>>219278277
idk but some saudis would probably stone her, her power was temporary
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>>219278253
what the fuck is the point of jail for these circumstances lmao?
prevention? it's already been done
deterrent to others of doing the same thing? as if they even fucking could if they wanted to
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>>219278364
It's about sending a message
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>>219278364
you act as if humanity operates on efficiency and not pettiness, and from ny memory it was framed as stratt understanding she has made many people upset by going full tilt on the mission so a punishment was inevitable

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>We found some sort of rooms in the back
*Americans clap furiously
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>>219259878
>4chan shitposts now being strip-mined and negrofied for jewish profit
Disgusting, repulsive, abhorrent, loathsome
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>backroom
>literally, faggot vernacular for the fuck dens at the back of poofter clubs
>starring: nigger-words
Apropos, visa-à-vis, and indubitably concordant.
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I hate reddit "humour" so much it's unreal. How do they not get tired of repeating the same 5 jokes over and over and over again?
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>>219259878
>HOL UP... so you saying we in some kinda back rooms? *smacks lips profusely*
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>>219278008
>>4chan shitposts now being strip-mined and negrofied for jewish profit
Just wait until the SCP cinematic universe becomes a thing

Why does Alia Atreides love her brother so much?
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>>219277850
>Zesty ally cover
Modern day beards
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>>219277925
the question is does anya fuck that guy at a hotel or does she bring him home and have her husband watch in the corner?
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>>219269990
I wish she was my little sister who I'm connected to psychically
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>>219277850
>Hires a Zesty buck to look tolerant
Kek
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>>219278248
You mean "takes BBC and cucks her white simp husband"

My old pal Dexter Morgan, he loved himself a Cubano
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>>219278350
Rock hard penis in a tuna casserole

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Why didn’t he wear hockey pads?

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Soooo theres no way the movie wont be censored to hell right?
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>>219275814
You absolute moron.
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>>219276388
I remember this and DMZ being pretty cool but have completely memoryholed this one despite my roommate at the time having the whole thing.
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>>219276814
The very first story arc has one of the characters observe that all the shit the crossed do has been at least thought of if not done before, and it's simultaneously bringing out the worst in the survivors as they start to get numbed to it, like when the main character shoots one of the other survivors in cold blood just because the guy kicked his dog.
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>>219275076
>>219275097
It just seems silly and incredibly shit to me, like absolute garbage, why is it even printed, who reads this slop?
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>>219277848
The series kind of flip-flops on how different body fluids or methods of contact can infect someone at a different speed. Blood is pretty much instantaneous, while the guy who gets shot with the jizz-bullet takes about half an hour to turn while bleeding out from the gunshot wound.
Later in that arc they spot other crossed playing a game where they take a group of survivors, rape only some of them, then toss them in an enclosed space and give them weapons to watch them fight among themselves when the infected ones turn. There's never any clarified rules and other arcs (notably Badlands, which boils down to "whatever the fuck the writer wants") change it up as they go along.


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