webm thread
>>219271051It's wild to see how little it took to flip you guys from>don't tread on meto >please step on me daddy, expand the police state any way you can
>>219276986So long as the police state deports browns, I am perfectly content letting my sons die for Israel, my daughters diddled by billionaires, my gas being five dollars a gallon, everything getting 20% more expensive because piracy is A-OK now and despots are setting the prices for safe transit through waterways, and my Social Security being funneled to a golden ballroom.
>>219276986Are you still pretending not to understand things? It's not a great tactic no matter how many updoots it gets you.
>>219277230What is he not understanding here?
>ruins your kino
>>219270311>Waltuh...
>>219270585Yeah. It should have been kept ambiguous as a force of nature metaphor. Though I really like the death scene with hickey trying to bind it to him, shame it looks so dumb
>>219277102>put your tongue back in ya mouth, Waltuh. I’m not bonding with you right now
>>219270311would a simple giant but heavily scarred polar worked better?
>>219272283Yes, captain - if you run into a Goomba as small Mario and still have lives left, you will get your toon-back
Adaptations that take an existing IP and goes off the wall bonkers with it are much better than making it even 90% faithful while still getting crucial details totally wrong. At least it becomes a real creative endeavor for the writers and producers no matter how stupid it turns out in the end and that's much better than some lazy hacks who try to pretend it's a project they want to work on, but they really don't.
>>219275566And yet history has proven you wrong. Hell, literally everything Stephen King ever wrote.
>>219274992>The best anime adaptations of manga come from the 90s when the directors weren't afraid to go balls fucking wild with the source material.Name 3 that are not GITS
>>219275566I mean it doesn't have to be totally unlike the source material, but the closer it is to being 1:1 the more you're going to notice the differences and make comparisons, so a good amount of liberties is better than trying to make it really close and still failing to get it right.
>>219276497Sailor Moon, Ranma, Tokimeki Tonight, Magic Knight Rayearth, Slayers, Tenchi Muyou, Shadow Skill, Rurouni Kenshin. I'll include Trigun as an honorable mention, though that one's arguable.
>>219276949>Sailor Moon, Ranma, Magic Knight Rayearth, Trigunlol no, they're as cookie-cutter panel-to-panel manga adaptation as one can be, only some with more generic filler than others.>Slayers>Tenchi MuyouDidn't even start as manga.>Tokimeki Tonight>Shadow SkillNot familiar with those, but quick research doesn't show anything "balls fucking wild" about them.>Rurouni KenshinMaybe Tsuioku-hen.None of them get even close to the total shift between Shirow's GITS and Oshii's GITS, especially with both remaining top tier iconic titles from each author (auteur?).
What makes a movie Reddit?So far what I have is>Veneration of science but only complicated enough to reward “former gifted kids” for their background knowledge>Snarky sarcastic protagonist whose plight somewhat involves being too smart/autistically devoted to the truth>Le heckin 80s-90s-2000s pop culture references>No emotional nuance, why the audience should root for or root against a character is spelled out so they feel good for supporting the right characters
>>219251428Yeah but God forbid we get a good movie instead of reddit shit for 70 IQs
>>219271806Doesn't exist. You mean a good movie?Any movie that works under scrutiny, generally speaking
>>219273267U mad, redditor?
>>219227250I have 2 kids
>>219227250And you decide that form the height of your "I like corporate badly made dogshit that reddit's hivemind approves" horse?
>Mario Galaxy movie bad
>>219276914Good nintoddler.Defend your favorite multi-billion dollar corporation.
>Mario Galaxy movie good
Billions must wahoo
>>219276914YOU ARE WRONG CHUDIRO!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fd8Wm8G9Cfc
Reddit: the movie. Somehow it was even worse than The Martian
>>219271169>miserable is when you don't like bad movies
>>219260697Barry Lyndon
>>219272037>>219272280Not an argument.It's objectively bad even if 100% of people disagree.
>>219268647there is a little weight on the bottom for the rotor to automagically balance itself, unless it's some 1950s soviet tech lol
is it worth seeing? does it have awe-inspiring vistas and comfy interiors lacking kitsch? or is it made for the chinese market and has miles of boring dialogue with overcooked décor
Comedy!
His comedy feels stale after a while, John Mulaney is still the goat that didnt have a drop in quality despite rehab, divorce, getting bred by Olivia Munn and raising kids
>>219277167The only thing stale I find about Normand are his repeated tellings of the donkey show story
Not gonna lie this role was pretty brave and daring of him. His Beyonce dance was iconic as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPCJIB1f7jk
>>219272366>BeyonceRihanna, sorry
>>219272366I've never wished to be black more than I ever have since this kino
>>219272454Wait, it's not the same person ?I thought rihanna was the real name and beyonce the scene one like hannah montana
Is Louis complicit in her death?
The dredd scene like 6 months before her death was so bad. She couldnt show any emotion in it.
>>219275493>>>/pol/
Am I a simp for feeling sorry for her?
At what age should celebs retire from acting?
At 30 they should be out of any movie and not return unless they have 3 kids.Pretty people should be mandated to breed to ensure future qts exist.Any company using a childless 30+ women should be closed cause its partaking in a disgenic offense to the whole world.
Riley won, he's currently banging a 10/10 qt who kinda looks like MEW except she's 15 years younger
whatever age that is. ew.
I wish they would just act their age and stopped getting botched surgeries
Why retire (unless they want to)? There's a kino quality to being old.Aging can make people look interesting in a different way. Easy to put that to work on film.
So wait, was the ring like a hocrux or whatever that gay shit in Harry Potter was called, why does Sauron insta dies when its destroyed...?
>>219273829Middle Earth is dying, the Elves are on their way out, and Men are on their last legs. The forces that once defeated Sauron no longer exist.
Reminder that the protagonist of Lord of the Rings isn't Frodo, Sam, or Aragorn, but God himself: Eru Iluvatar."In the Lord of the Rings the conflict is not basically about 'freedom', though that is naturally involved. It is about God, and His sole right to divine honour. The Eldar and the Númenóreans believed in The One, the true God, and held worship of any other person an abomination. Sauron desired to be a God-King, and was held to this by his servants; if he had been victorious he would have demanded divine honour from all rational creatures and absolute temporal power over the whole world." - Letter 183
>Know that as long as the ring exists Sauron will inevitably return>Know that Mount Doom is the only place the ring can be destroyed>Ignore Mordor for a thousand years anyway and let Sauron move back into it
>>219277151so it's just a bible fanfic?
>>219277165It was full of evil orcs and nobody wanted to team up to clear it out.
>>219276693>ymir make Eldians live forever
As much as I liked the reveal that the rest of the world was just fine and had moved on while Paradis was North Korea-d I kinda wish I was there for the speculation and theoryautism people were into before that.
>>219276621That's not it and I'm surprised people still don't understand it. Like Alan Moore and Watchmen, Isayama presents the universe as deterministic; there are no choices. Everything we're all going to do is already fated to happen. It's not that Eren saw "a" future that didn't work, there was only one way things were going to work out: He wanted to take his revenge on the world, and he knew he was going to be stopped. His bloodlust overwrites his ability to plan and rationalize, and so there was only one way it was going to all happen.What's dodgy is making Eren be responsible for guiding Dina to Carla. I'm not sure why that couldn't just be Ymir's doing. I speculate that Isayama wanted Ymir to remain sympathetic, but she didn't have to be. She had stockholme syndrome and was cumbrained into falling in love with Karl Fritz, and so she saw a way out by grooming an 11 year old boy into wanting genocidal revenge on the world by killing his mother. That works fine. Making Eren do it closes the loop, sure, but it wasn't necessary and takes away from the finale.
i didn't understand the story because it was all over the place and everyone looks the same.
>>219277190>tfw i will never make a slave girl fall in love with me by conquering her people and then putting three children into her
tight wet pussy
Cant really top conans response desu
Family.
>>219276149blue takis
>>219276149To baitpost, collect the (You)s, and earn the ire of the jannies
>”Young boys slap you butt naked with leaves and they rub it around your body and then you get so hot and sweaty they worry you will pass out, so they walk you to the lake so you can jump in, but you jump in butt naked, and they like watch you do it and I was like ‘I could get into this, I’m in’. I only did it once, this butt leaf slap little boy thing… me completely naked, him in a pair of like Billabong board shorts… I’m not getting cancelled for this.”What the fuck did Kristen Stewart mean by this?https://youtu.be/eDxGNtf8U2w2:28
>>219276298AIDS and other STDs might be a decent start. Only problem is that the closeted ones end up infecting innocent straights who just wanted to be in a normal relationship.
>>219276244it took me way too long to realize jodie foster is gay
>>219276184>Young boys slap you butt naked with leaves and they rub it around your body and then you get so hot and sweaty they worry you will pass out, so they walk you to the lake so you can jump in, but you jump in butt naked, and they like watch you do it and I was like ‘I could get into this, I’m in’. I only did it once, this butt leaf slap little boy thing… me completely naked, him in a pair of like Billabong board shorts… I’m not getting cancelled for this.”where did she do this?an indian reservation?
>>219276722>I agree that faggots should be dealt withstart with yourself, sissy
>>219276184So she went to a sauna, got hit with a vihta and took a dip in the lake? Sounds like a good time. Why'd she feel the need to emphasize how there was a young boy in there, though?
Will this be in the biopic?>Michael Jackson alleged that near the beginning of their relationship, Tatum O'Neal tried to seduce the then 17-year-old singer. According to Jackson, the incident happened at 12-year-old actress's home, where she attempted to unbutton his shirt and talked explicitly about sex. O'Neal's behavior apparently proved too much for Jackson, who became scared and covered his face, before she walked away.>The actress described his statements as "inaccurate"; "at 12-years-old, there was no way she was capable of being as mature or as sophisticated as he claimed".[15][16] O'Neal released her autobiography A Paper Life in 2004, a year after the Jackson documentary. In the book, she claimed it was Jackson who attempted to make out with her. The actress wrote, "I was just 12 and not at all ready for a real-life encounter[...] Michael, who was sweating profusely, seemed as intimidated as I was. He jumped up nervously and said, 'Uh ... gotta go.'"Jackson in 1977 said "Well, I guess I am dating her in a way, I’ve taken her out a couple of times — or she’s taken me out — whatever. ‘I met her sometime back, when Paul McCartney gave a party on the Queen Mary boat. She was there and we talked a bit. Two years went by before I saw her again, which was at a club on Sunset Blvd called the Roxy. We talked and talked and talked. The next day she invited me to join her at Hugh Hefner’s house to watch Roots on videotape. She got sort of bored, so we went outside and got into the jacuzzi. We weren’t naked as people have said. We both had on bathing suits, just enjoying ourselves. And that’s it.” Although in 1982 he says that he and O'Neal had been engaged in a serious relationship, but because both were busy, it had "cooled off" to the point of their remaining just friends.
Possible song to be used in the trailer: https://youtu.be/g4_BQdVsu0o
>>219274141WTF? I love Tatum and would like to see them try and find some new actress to play her in the biopic.
>>219274141>at 12-years-old, there was no way she was capable of being as mature or as sophisticated as he claimedlol bullshit
they probably gonna skip that
>>219274141HE WAS ONLY 17 YOU SICK FUCKmore experienced women need to stop molesting our virgin kings
