Unironically what causes this
>>217471425Nigger, if he was doing 172 pushups in 1 minute, then he was doing nearly 3 per second. There's no way they were actual push-ups.
>>217470726Ran out of foreskin face creme
>>217470648He's an old guy
>>217471466Yeah, that's what I mean. it still takes immense cardio to do that for so long. an hour straight. its retarded and impressive at the same time
>>217471466I could see it if he was using something that let him pull himself towards the ground during the eccentric phase, but hard to call it a push-up at that point.
>I'm so old... this country ain't for me...
>>217469535so there’s “No” “Country” “For” “Old” “Men”? ha i get it even if these other idiots don’t
>>217469585This is the part where the whole thing makes sense... because it isn't... "No Country for Old Man"
>>217469535this scene makes a lot more sense once you realize his wife is just a figment of his imagination
>I'm so fucking old holy shit...
>>217470051Well, he's like 65 and she's like 45, so . . .
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217457815saar post the real picture saar
>>217470232>he doesn't enjoy feminine dischargeliterally gay
>>217450230i chuckled
>>217466341Absolutely revolting.
>>217448150Sitting around being a millionaire most likely.
FUNDIE!
>>217470176Is Lois supposed to be a self hating Jew or something?
>>217470176This is how jews actually view the world >>217471216Yes. Like most jews are self loathing, and for good reason
>>217471216hopefully
>>217471421>>217471216>>217470685>>217470176>217471555It’s a myth that Disney was anti-Semitic 1.) there’s no actual evidence he said or did anything anti-Semitic. The best “example” is he would joke in a stereotype Yiddish accent with his chief animator and friend Art Babbitt2.) he hired many Jews in top position (including chief animator, the most important non-board job of the company) and was friends with many more 3.) he made anti-Nazi stuff even before it was mandated or popular 4.) he donated to Zionist groups during the establishment of Israel, for which he received commendation from the Israeli government in 19535.) he was b’nai b’irath man of the year in 19496.) he was on the campaign board to elect Barry Goldwater (a Jew) for president. I really doubt an anti-Semite would try to get a Jew elected president Ironically the “Disney is anti-Semitic” myth is pushed by both end of the spectrums. SJWs push it to tarnish an American icon, incels push it to feel less ostracized
I exclusively consume sitcoms
>>217471497Check this one out if you haven't yet then. Criminally underrated.
for me its youtube don't even have any 'connected' channels would even be providing live sitcoms
>I was born in 1601. I'm a vampire.What did he mean by this?
>>217471045anon I made a whole joke about werewolves coming in at the end of prestige dramas I don't have to prove I'm not AI to you. think about how werewolves would have improved Hamnet, just imagine it.
>>217471298yeah people don't realize how stupid and lolrandom the creative process is. Sinners literally does use vampires as a metaphor for capitalism so it is genuinely possible that Safdie was kicking the idea around.
>>217471281>jeet defense forcegood morning>>217471355you said something stupid and hoped no one would notice. try to make the same joke without saying something retarded next time. not that anyone will laugh but at least you won't be dishonest filth.
>>217471420this is 4chanI said something stupid and hoped people would notice, and I was rewarded.
>>217471470you forgot your epic trollface, mr. master troll
Was this meant to be a comedy?
>>217471507zoomer moment
It was meant to make you uncomfortable
>>217471507DUDE JUNGIAN ARCHETYPES LMAO
>Vincent.Must.Die.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Vincent.Must.Die.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Vincent.Must.Die.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Vincent.Must.Die.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDR>Vincent.Must.Die.2023.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264-BYNDRhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDzaT_41SQw>Random strangers have suddenly started attacking Vincent with murderous intent. His existence as an unremarkable man is overturned, and as things spiral violently out of control, he is forced to flee and change his life completely.... A nerve-shredding, ground-breaking movie riding the new wave of French horror. THIS IS THE FIRST COPY OF THIS FRENCH FOR ENGLISH AUDIENCES! IT HAS A ENGLISH DUB (GAY) AND ENGLISH SUBTITLES!WILL VINCENT GET KILLED?FIND OUT FOR THIS USA VOD RELEASE FROM FRANCE!
>>217471109SOUNDS KINO>>217471409
I see the fully AI-generated movies are finally here.
>>217471447anon you're dumb
>>217470958He has Macron's "wife's" birth certificate.
>>217470925>il parle pas français
It's so fucking funny that after just one attempt of recolonizing great britain, the world just went "yeah no, fuck em lol"
>>217466419Wouldn't a simple wave of drones fix this? Sure it would take a while but why in the fuck would you send soldiers at all?
>>217469395The UK is not as relevant as you think it is.
>>217471014>only thing anglos have ever done in history is kill and steal other people's shitlmao
>>217466626Why wouldn't you quarantine an infected island with an extremely destructive disease though? Regardless of the political messaging that just makes the most sense from a logical standpoint.
>>217466591Just look at our govt response against Trump and the whole Greenland thing, it's embarrassing.
will she be the biggest Black actress of our generation?
>>217468255>ugly>flat>zero curves
>>217469005DamnShe's breathtaking, honestly. I'd die happy with a woman like that.
>>217469090>be racist>still rate a black woman a 3 instead of a 0Poser ahh nigga
>>217470689Not racist, just objective.
>>217467896>>217468506>>217468967>>217469005she looks like a white mans whore
what do we think about adult cartoons?
>>217470170Same.
>>217469430>find a way to conqueror your enemies without stooping to their levelyeah, maturity.
>>217469571>>217469468
>>217471459Venture bros is genuinely funny It sucks that it got yeeted
>>217464990Very cringe.>cartoon... BUT THEY SWEAR>cartoon... BUT BLOOD AND GUTS
her best role?
>>217471333I went to Afghanistan once and most of the chicks there looked who whoever tf this isIn fact for a sec I thought this pic was a random afghani woman
The girl forbidden from shaving her unibrow
Cavillbros, be honest. He was shit.
>>217469651Would you accept Jason Statham as Superman?
>>217469651He doesn't get roles because he's a sperg autist weirdo despite looking like a chad. All of his GFs were 5/10 and below. So he's probably a fag as well. >>217469597He was the best looking Superman that's for sure. Before they CGI'd his mustache.
>>217469651Yes, I've started balding at fucking 19 but still have a full head of hair at 33 because I just on fin as soon as possible. Great stuff.
>>217470672>I destroyed my erections and got a debilitating depression but at least I still have some of my hair
>>217469597incorrect
It had some jokes that made me lol. How did (You) like it?
You would never catch Kubrick making shitty tiktok videos, just saying...https://x.com/SolaceCinema/status/2013395111942471885
>>217468822Marty a cute
>>217470728literally the Flower Moon of tiktoks
>>217469349Retarded opinion, he made all his best movies from 1968 and after. Though really he never made a bad movie except for the ones before The Killing.
>>217470814He’s a stupid fat boomer with stupid fat boomer ideas. Democratization kills art because it lowers it to the level of the rabble instead of lifting the rabble to the level of an aesthetic ideal. There’s such a thing as folk art, but in the context of audiovisual art it’s not movies made by a fat girl in ohio but youtube videos, memes and social media posts, but that’s not cinema in the way he means it.
>>217469349Kek2001, Barry Lyndon, Dr. Strangelove, Eyes Wide Shut mog everything that hack Scorcese has done. They're not even in the same ballpark
