Worst April Fools Ever
>>219201460oh shit
>>219199748every day's a joke now
Test
>>219221984Post ass. You wont. Because you dont have one. Check and mate redditor.
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I liked it, felt a bit "film school student's first screenplay" at times but was a fun watch Atrocious title though
>>219223552She (Eiza Gonzalez sp?) is the current go-to for the diverse, attractive, don't need no man, kick ass, get in loser, woman in an ensemble cast - btw, totally miscast in 3 Body Problem.
>>219223750i always get her confused with another latina Genesis Rodriguez
>>219220694they made the villains too likeable Keith David was whatever but I really didn't want Jimmy Boy to die
>>219220694i think it just needed a theatrical budget/release and not a shitty direct to streaming budget, the movie feels so professional in some areas and absolutely fucking awful in others. no idea what they were thinking with some of the sets and slow mothe guy from the machine (i was retarded enough to see it) was funny though>>219223552she was whatever. nice ass tho am i right fellas
>>219224183it was filmed in 2024 but Fox decided to wait 2 years to quietly release it on hulu I doubt any of the lead actors were that expensive but the soundtrack budget must have been pricey as fuck
How fucking hard is it to build a fucking set that looks like an apocylypse ffs. THE WHOLE POINT IS IT WOULD BE CHEAPLY PUT TOGETHER WITH WHATEVER MATERIALS THEY HAVE. JUST GO TO A FUCKING JUNKYARD
>>219223764Take a look at Hiroshima, Nagisaki, or hell Pripyat. Plenty of greenery.
>>219223912It's okay, only the first one was good anyway
>>219224230Completely different scenarios
>>219224062>AAAAAAAAH WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO SHIT IT'S BEEN 200 YEARS SINCE THE WAR, WHERE'S MY CLEAN STANDARTISED BUILDING MATERIALS????These people are correct >AAAAAAAAH WHY DOES EVERYTHING LOOK SO CLEAN IT'S BEEN ONLY 200 YEARS SINCE THE WAR, WHERE'S MY SALVAGED BUILDING MATERIALS FROM A JUNKYARD????These people only played Fallout 3
>>219224289Nope.
is season 1 the best? where exactly does the show fall off? personally i caught almost every episode until around season 5 or 6 when castielle became a main character
>>219222574>>219222341they did some stuff that made it hard on themselves for no real reaosn
What was the creepiest episode? For me it's probably the asylum episode and the hotel episode with the little girl ghost
>>219223713That show literally came in at the worst time possible so it's no shock it got cancelled Nobody was actually asking for the Bloodlines spinoff because it felt weirdly out of place The one with the lesbians failed because nobody actually wanted that, only fat ugly dykes on Tumblr did and by the time they actually tried developing it the trend was dead.If they wanted a spin-off so fucking bad back then just take Cas out of the picture, he was an established character and it'd be better than them just looking around for things to do with the angels
>>219224015Second episode where they had a Wendigo because I unironically consider the Wendigo to be the scariest mythical creature out there
>>219223717The Bigfoot thing I could kind of understand because there's no way to make Bigfoot scary because by all accounts of eyewitness sightings he's a shy, timid creature
Excuse me, I think you forgot my bread.
>>219223958Correct.
>>219222705Fuckin scrubs
>>219222946>I've never enjoyed life
>>219223958>imagine the cajun fartsbased!
>>219224267Scared timmy?
i remember when they showed clips of fear factor in supercuts
>>219223502>Watch this 50 year old lesbian poor do a show that was popular 20+ years agoRogan did it better.
It got lame when the coal miner left and the only "bad guys" of the house were 2 catty, backstabbing literal homosexualsAlso, it was pretty obvious who the winner was going to be when it came down to a guy and a girl
>>219223502Good hairline for his age
>”DON’T YOU GET IT? There won’t BE a Los Angeles to go back to!”
los diablos instead
>NOOOOOOOOOOO MRS ZAMORA!!11! DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!11! DON'T SUCK MY COCK!!11! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!111
>>219221267Kate Mara was 37 when she filmed this
>>219221046>Dude looks 25>Chick looks early 30s>I'm meant to be disgusted by thisAt least cast an actual teen and an old hag teacher if you want the show to send a message
>>219221046Is there any oral or implied oral in this? Or is it made for women and he only ever gives her missionary and strokes her hair and all that?
>>219224011Yes clearly I'm talking about a movie and not real life
>>219222404Nah a good male teacher is vastly superior to a female teacher in teaching ability just like in every other field
BLOOD MOON TRIPLE BOOT
'k I'll reheat some food, let me know when the show is back
>>219223935Seems like>Cirie Dee Emily vote out Colby or Coach>Jonathan Chrissy Stephanie vote out Kamilla or Tiffany>Christian Devens Aubrey w/ Joe vote out Genevieve
>>219224058i wish i was watching that instead
While we wait for Survivor to come back on post your favorite Survivors. For me it's Tony, Coach, Todd, James, Simon (U Au Survivor), Shonee (Au Survivor)
coomer kino incoming
>>219213216Fucking hell.
>>219211833I think they do something like there's a satellite dish nearby that's interfering with the signal or some shit.
>>219213216Hearty kek.
>>219211428>coomer kino incomingUnfortunately, neither tits are returning, it's an all new cast.https://www.imdb.com/title/tt31192372/
>>219220819
Whos directing the inevitable adaptation?
>>219206287Because it tells spergs they aren't unpopular because they're insufferable faggots, it's because they're ackshually descended from badass prehistoric vampires.
>>219223745 here Like in this - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqGfb_Vlrig
>>219221901>eganno thanks, axiomatic was libshit drivel
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>>219206920Why is Gormenghast on that list?
Name a more Reddit movie made in the past 5 years
>>219220973Pleb as fuckpost
>>219223866It's fun. Parts of it all really good. Parts of it aren't. Don't know why it won an Oscar or why /tv/ hates it. Unless you're the kind of viewer who needs to tell everyone they only watch French cinema verite or something just watch it.
>>219224021>Bread and circusUnfortunately the media you consume, the food that you eat, the adverts that you 'buy' into are all within the same basket. Everyone is (naturally) pleasured by the distraction (temporary escapism) of enterainment away from the mundanity of ordinary existence.
>>219223340>good looking and charismatic>somehow got typecasted into the friendless loserHe's LITERALLY me
>>219224272Ryan Gosling has too many asymmetries to be considered as objective 'good looking'. His other traits significantly boost his overall attractiveness.
>>219220284Why would we get mad because a girl is playing Supergirl?
>>219220284What in the shit. It's even worse when half of the trailer got her paired with Lobo, what a schizo
>>219221879Hello yes I'd like a 4/10 with extra neck
>>219213743Lmao.
>>219213449Yeah, she was totally miscast. I almost feel bad for her because the movie is gonna bomb regardless, as people are sick of capeshit and Supergirl is pure capeshit. But she's not it.
What was her problem?
>>219222565She was ugly when they broke up, and later became hot.
>>219220756>What was her problem?She was a puta
>>219222565She left town and cheated on him with her bassist, in the movie at least.
puta whore slut
>>219220756Anyone here ever play mind games with BPD women? It's really fun, it's like picking on that kid in class who get's angry and defensive over everything.
If they don't chase you after one mile, they don't chase you. Or maybe it's 3 roetgen.
The ending song is under fucking rated! So many cool ending songs inbthe 90s. Stir of echoes had poe.
>3 roetgen.>Stir of echoes had poe.what the fuck are you guys saying
>>219223640>I saw stones in the diva's stomach...
>>219223948Poe? Was that the guy that had the weird bird that talked all the time? And he just listened to it?
>>219224251The artist that is the sister of the guy who authored house of leaves. Angry johnny and hello are alternatives.
