You are now witnessing the downfall of Seth Rogen
>>217394945kekwhen a fat dork tries chad's line
The first time I saw Rogan was in 40yo virgin. I thought he was funny. But I was 13.By the time I hit 17 I knew there was nothing to him. He offered nothing and only had a career bc of apatow.I probably have more respect for Jonah hill.I get the impression he must stink. A weird mix of weed, stale sweat, bad breath and piss. Even after a shower I reckon Seth still smells
>>217378380>sticking up for seth rogenlmao
>>217398810You're a bad poster, I bet the site would be a lot better without you on itAnyways he was just saying she looks old, which is true. Your really unfunny contribution added nothing to anything.And yes seth is a horrific jew etc blah blah let me head your next retarded worthless post off at the pass
>>217398521A Producer hands Seth a list>OK Seth, for a start, these are the things we DON'T want you to do in moviesSeth>But what if we do movies with nothing BUT these things in them. Then the only way to go is up!Producer>Seth? Seth. You are not listening to me
This movie was kinda gay. Why did they make Mads a cuck who forgives his wife for cheating on him? That scene killed my buzz and I stopped watching after that.
>>217397418fag
I want to like the movie but I feel like I don't understand the meaning or what it's trying to say?alcohol is le bad? alcohol is le good? What's the catch?
>>217392486the moral is drukking gets you drukker
On beer 13. Hi /tv/
>>217399456Yo based.How do people drink that many beers? I drink like 2.5 L and I;m done after.
Rental Family made me think about movies as a coping mechanism. There are many emotions people in routine, lonely, or sterile lives can't encounter naturally. That's why we need these simulations both parties know to be a hollow and controlled imitation of real experience. This is SICK
Now that the dust has settled, what did /tv/ really think of this?
>>217396420>now that the dust has settledKYS
>>217398453In 2026 she would've killed him for looking at her
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>>217398536Do you have any particular moment or timestamp for the one you are looking for ?
So when does the gooning start?
>>217399306When they meet the mermaid.
Do you have a google sheet/microsoft excel document that list your kinos with director, release date, runtime, etc? If you do did you you list the movie title in their original alphabet like chinese film with china alphabet, russian film with russia alphabet like that? Do you?
This was the weirdest legacy sequel I’ve ever seen. There were pretty much no zombies in it at all. How the fuck did anyone come up with the idea to make this movie mostly about satanists
>>217394529She's black so DEI
>>217398685No you're just mentally unstable
>>217388823Bone Temple is a decent movie but honestly I thought 28 Years Later was a bit better. I don’t think I’d ever rewatch either movie, but this one even less so.Pros:>more Kelson>the nature of the infection is given more detail>the train flashback was interesting>the Sir Jimmy actor was goodCons:>Kelson dies in a way I think was pointless>they cured Samson TOO much, he went from braindead to lucid talking in the span of a day>final showdown at the Bone Temple was underwhelming>too few zombies, I don’t need constant action but the horror element is significantly dimmed in this movieComment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217399250Yeah, I agree with in not really even being a horror film despite lots of gore. It felt like something that would get thrown around in a writer's room but never fully committed to
>>217399150typical modern day satanist apologetics on display.
*ruins your holiday*
>>217398919I wanna force my cock into her mouth while it's full of eggs.And I want her to spit chewed up eggs into my mouth like a baby bird.
>>217399027You want to eat eggs with penis germs on them?
>>217398933>drunk wife jokingly squeezes his fake muscles for photo op>get kicked out because “there are kids here”Fuck that faggot
>>217399334Based, I love it when women get a taste of their own medicine.
>>217398933Was he not the guy that blew his head off with fireworks?
What kino merchandise do you own?
>Federal regulators have launched an investigation into drinking glasses that lab testing shows have toxic levels of lead and cadmium in their colored decorations.>Testing commissioned by The Associated Press revealed that the glasses had lead up to 1,000 times the federal limit for lead in children's products. The glasses depicted comic book and movie characters such as Superman, Wonder Woman and the Tin Man from "The Wizard of Oz."https://www.cbsnews.com/news/lead-laced-drinking-glasses-spur-federal-probe/Such a shame because I really would like to have these glasses for drinking.
>>217398462bussing? lmaoooooo okgoofy ahh gramp
https://www.escapistmagazine.com/that-star-wars-glass-youre-using-is-poisoning-you/
>>217398508I used to watch the game chasers and one of the fellas had a few glasses like this, died last year from a sudden brain tumour and cancer. I wonder if it's related.
>>217398426the swarths of data showing the violence drop disagrees with you
Range ban this prick already.He's a convicted serial sex predator.How many times a day do you need to ban him?Fucking hell.Have some decency.
>>217399451This is who he is.
>>217398442 (OP)>>217398767 >>217398885 >>>/biz/61656921>>>/biz/61656533
Is Gypsy Sweeney the next big thing?
Why did the pulp adventure genre die out?
>>217399166If there’s one thing racists aren’t, it’s ignorant.
>>217399230That's a lot of kino for two people
I like this movie, John Alcott's cinematography is 5/5. It's more of a drama, than action-adventure, but Tarzan is a pulp-character.
>>217399386They did do a Tarzan pulp action film in the late 90s, as that was the craze, but I remember nothing about the film. Didn't make an lasting impression.
>>217380472there's literally no difference
It's basically just socially acceptable bullying
>>217397114> socially acceptable bullyingHoly shit, how much were you picked on as a child and into being an adult? It clearly was deserved.
>>217397142The real king of comedy. Everyone else bends the knee to Hollywood, Doug gives zero fucks and has always been based.
>>217397114i haven't watched standup for like 20 years. not my problem
Not all comedy is insult comedy, which is a really low bar actually.>where did you buy those shoes, the gay sissy store?"Simply amazing."The greatest ones like Norm can make you laugh, and sometimes even smile, without having to use you as the butt of the joke and make you feel like shit. It takes a ton of intellect to pull that off. Weird avant garde comics like Sean Locke (RIP) and Harland Williams are very smart also. For me that type of comedy is the best, where you're playing the dumb guy but you're actually moving like Oppenheimer with 150 IQ. That stuff beats any insult, pie-in-the-face point-and-laugh crap.>HAHA WHOA THAT GUY JUST CALLED HIM A RETARD*audience starts levitating*
ITT: SEETHING pedestrians and civiliansLeave the assassinations to the pros please
Why do femcels insist that “Taylor Swift isn’t a Stacy”?
>>217398076She's too neurotic to be a Stacy. Stacy is a warm, honest, nice girl.
>>217398092>Olivia Rodrigo mogs herBattle of Way Mid
>>217398076terrible outfittaylor swift is one of those odd slightly spergy but still attractive girls you encountered throughout your teens. she comes across as quite annoying. a stacy is someone who knows how to take care of her appearance while also having good social skills, even if she's rude. taylor swift seems to be rude because she is lacking social skills and that's the core difference
>>217399116I assumed that was her appeal, to those kinds of peopleBut now she's trying desperately to not be like that. Seems like a mistake to me. The regular awkward girls need their hero
>>217399116>terrible outfiti'd wear it
What are your honest thoughts?
>>217398555this line has always stuck with me since I saw it in a trailer as a kid, have always thought it was so funny and perfect for what would nowadays be considered an exploitable meme for generic or absurd situations, the way he says it in his western twang staring reticently off into the horizoni.e., >man eating six cans of hormel chili at 2am>"I wish I knew how to quit you...">man cumming in his hand to SFM porn music videos of Tracer from Overwatch then wiping the cum on the leaves of a houseplant on his desk>"I wish I knew how to quit you..."
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>>217398537crust kino
>>217398490A girl told me to watch (honest) because she thought the film was romantic but I thought they were a pair of worthless scumshits that ruined the lives of everyone around them because they couldn't stop cumming in each others rectums.
>>217398586This. One of Heath's best roles and Jake kinda ruins the movie.
