This has to be the craziest fucking show of all time.>it's a "JK Simmons gets breast implants" episode
>it's an anal retread episode
My favorite one was a white trash 20 year old (might have been younger) getting fake tits and later her mother walks in on her getting fucked by her redneck stepdad
>>217370870No, it was this. And the woman they were working with was Joan Rivers. lol
>>217369949>it's a "Joan Rivers struggles to justify her botched cosmetic surgery" episode"I don't want to scare my grankids" bitch you already do
I used to jack off to this show with my finger on the “previous” button just in case someone walked in
why didn't they give her a bushy tail?
>>217371639Actresses used to be whores pretending to be attractive, chaste young women. Now they're just daft whores portraying daft whores.
>>217372146So does this mean that this year BLACKED and Dick Drainers will have their rimming scenes devolve into the girls literally eating the poopoo
>>217371114because then it wouldn't like a big fat dingleberry
it is supposed to look like a huge log of shit i spend 45 minutes of my life explaing this to you
>>217371114She knows her audience
Hey Dilbert, what do you call it when a guy in middle management move to upper management?
>>217369683That's an oversimplification and Dilbert isn't THAT boomer/shitty
>>217369707He shitted blood for years before getting tested if treated.
>>217371062some people just dont want to clog up our overly burden Healthcare apparatus
>>217369683>PC YOU FAT RETARD
>>217369647I can never forgive him for normalizing the Indian Hindu rape-rattification of the office, and portraying them as smart and competent.
>>217372521
>>217368675They were in their 20s when they filmed this movie.
>>217372521SOVL>>217372543SOVL3SS
>>217372560Rachel was 26, Jesus.
Joke you cant get away with now
>>217371506100% now stop being an intentional moron
>>217371175what about 1967? would that change it at all? show me pls
>>217371217The Love Guru was the kill shot.
>>217371164he means that at the time the austin powers movie was made (1997) the 1960's were as far in the past to them as the 1990's are to us today.
>>217372538I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>217367406>and blackvery yuropostgood morning, saar! and shalom
>>217367414because they didn't have pg-13 until like raiders in the 80s and I think that was before G became baby films. Like 2001 a space odyssey is rated G. now the only shit rated G are films intended for toddlers
>>217367574idk if they ever actually proved that. like they proved it's nearly impossible for 2 unrelated people to have the same autosomal STR dna fingerprint but idk if they ever did prove finger prints are as unique as they act. most other forensic shit from before the mid 1980s is made up pseudoscience bullshit >>217367603>unintentionally >>217367604it's because hollywood was hard shilling for smart guns at the time (really they've been shilling for that shit since the 1990s). There was one in Skyfall and obongo was president so they were hoping that obongo and the recent push for smartphones with fingerprint scanners would result in a handgun ban like the NJ law that existed at the time and has since been repealed because lawmakers were blaming the NJ law for the fact that no one wants a smart gun and companies were getting boycotted and going bankrupt whenever they announced research on them. I'm pretty sure the only company to announce research into smart guns that didn't go bankrupt was mossberg. smith and wesson lost like 90% of it's market cap over it and got sold
>>217372199>it's always in dystopian hellholes so it's a not a surprise no one wants itwow good catch.https://youtu.be/JprSE5pzrWI?t=136
>>217372525smart guns ARE stupid (but cool in fiction). Those companies deserved to be boycotted and go bankrupt.
This bizarre casting choice doesn't get nearly as much shit as it deserves. No way they would let a Black ass chicago nigga be a Jedi. He would not be accepted in any temple, in fact, they would run across the street from him if they saw him at a high likelihood of getting mugged. Samuel L. Jackson is not a religious bureaucrat, he is a scary ass angry Black man. >they didn't even bother hiding this fact on screen.
>>217372485Yoda is a small green weird alien and he's supposed to be the grand master of the jedi, is not that strange when you think about it
>>217372485>back when DEI niggers only meant Jackson or Freeman The good old days
Yeah, I'm thinking he's back.
How can the north pole be real if north isn't real?
North Pole: The Official Peter North biography
North and South: your pole, my mouth
I just can't respect Will enough to enjoy his work these days. He's been too emasculated and cucked by literally everyone in his life. His wealth has to be the only thing preventing him from sudoku'ing.
What if in another universe Will married 2pac instead
APOLOGIZE
im sure its because of her and not Garland
>>217372249Who is this niggar bitch
>>217372249I’m very sorry that I shan’t be watching. It’s just that film is a visual medium and I find this person aesthetically unpleasant
>>217372575I think the director of the movie is why it's good, yes. The last movie was great, and most of that was because of Danny Boyle and the soundtrack.
>>217372249There’s one scene at the end where I kept telling myself “I should be enjoying this but I’m just not for some reason” and I’m just going to chalk that up to her being a bad director and that Boyle would have done a better job
How much, and exactly what did Warner Bros cut out of Eyes Wide Shut? Is there any version out there that got some of the cut parts?
>>217371761no. kubrick presented his final cut to warner bros and to and nicole. there was still technical details left unfinished like some mixing and dubbing, but the edit was considered to be final. no telling that kubrick would have changed some things if he hadn't died, but he was by all indications happy with the cut when he died. as related by leon vitali, jan harlan, tom and nicole, katherina and christiane kubrick.
>>217364265Post nose
>>217372233>Q: I’m almost hesitant to even bring this up because it’s so stupid, but I don’t know if you’re aware that there’s this long-persisting rumor—“rumor” is being generous—that about 25 minutes were cut from the film that involve, like, Nicole Kidman reading from a book about the Illuminati, and that this was cut after Stanley Kubrick was murdered for exposing the Illuminati.>Nigel Galt: [Laughs]>Q: It feels undignified to even ask you to clarify that it’s not true.>Nigel Galt: Well, it’s completely untrue.>Q: Okay. Unless you’re part of the cult, but I don’t know.>Nigel Galt:I can tell you that nothing in the film that happened—and this includes after his death—involved anything that Stanley wasn’t aware of, or wasn’t aware that was going to happen. The difficulty that happened with Stanley’s sudden demise—and this was, remember, three days after I showed the film in New York: shown it to Terry Semel and Bob Daly at Warners and then, same night, showed it to Tom and Nicole—when I got back to London, Stanley was jubilant with the reaction. And we had a long, long-ish conversation, and the only thing that had to be done was mundane editing stuff. We had establishing shots to put in the film—you know, exterior buildings—and that was it.>There was nothing missing. That cut is Stanley’s cut the day he died. And nothing was over-edited. There was no Illuminati. [Laughs] I mean, I don’t know where these things came from, these ideas or concepts—because they’ve always built up around Stanley. It’s just the fact.https://thefilmstage.com/that-cut-is-stanleys-cut-nigel-galt-on-editing-eyes-wide-shut-and-kubricks-intent/
Eyes Wide Shut is not actually a very good movie, and people contrive these theories to cope with THAT fact
lmao, angry jew found out
What exactly was going on here?
From the foot placement of everyone involved a very poorly acted skit
>>217371801>What exactly was going on here?i got to meet Colin Farrell.
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>>217371801>>217371883Why they did erase this from the internet?
kek we live in times
>>217370467Some baseball player sued some cartoonist for making a talking chicken once
>>217370509Companies have copyrights on literal letters bro, call it reducto ad absurdim or whatever but you're not gonna succesfully shift any feeling of blame to me for not thinking to claims one of the 26 letters billions of people use, for instance.
>>217367122kino>>217369826>>217369948my entire legacy as a human being will be starting this meme
We need more AI everywhere. I want people to lose their freaking mind
>>217367060I mean yea with AI stealing people's voices and likenesses I would trademark myself too
the world doesn't talk enough about how fucking racist and orientalist indiana jones is
>>217372280I think it's often because the mother is some cow that can't even speak the language properly so the kid feels even more alienated. My japanese mom is fully integrated, she speaks german fluently and even with a local accent and the only parts she shared about japanese culture are the harmless and fun things, like explaining what tanabata is and celebrating it while joking about it. TLDR don't have retarded parents
>>217371646Indy was retarded for forcing everyone to eat Indian food.>just starts slopping it down>"eat it or you'll offend them chud!"
>>217372280It's the same with almost all halfbloods. They're usually the children of one lower quality native parent and one 1st generation immigrant. The immigrant came to the US/Europe knowing well the challenges they'd face fitting in with the native population and take the jabs and 2nd class treatment in stride. The child is born here and sees themself as a native the same as anyone from the majority ethnicity but doesn't find out until later that not everyone is going to treat them the same as a full blooded native. This discrepancy is what causes 90% of the problems with all mixed kids and children of 1st generation immigrants. Their parents need to do a better job preparing them psychologically and emotionally for what's to come but unfortunately most of them aren't aware the problem will even come up.
>racist>orientalistThese are complete opposites. Orientalism is admiring Oriental cultures. Whatever fucking retard started making Orientalism a bad thing must have really wanted to make things worse for asians, because that's what's happened.
>>217372326how did you know anon. anon is clearly a genius.
Apologize.
I'm from Buenos Ares and I say "Bug lives matter!'
Who imported all the slopes to Argentina?
>>217372462jews
>>217372462Nosypipo
