>>217456006He's legitimately not interesting. He's been in some real good movies and 25 years ago he'd have been perfect for those HBO/Cinemax primetime slots but no one is spending money on JGL. I really only liked himThe LookoutAngels in the OutfieldInceptionand uhhhh that's it, I can't think of anything else.
>>217459874Exhibit A: >>217459966
>>217456300>GROK edit him into doing a Roman salute
>>217456006Cara Dev-something. She had some crazy connections and got pushed so hard, but she’s just terrible in every way. I think she might’ve finally given up.
>>217456648I just watched the trailer and feel secondhand embarrassment for him being in such a fucking gay movie.
Is this worth watching? It has insanely high scores across the board
>>217459215It's trash. That's all you need to know
>>217459208God what a fucking retard you must be. Please change careers. We don't need engineers who were inspired by fucking retarded Nolan films.
>>217457538it's nolan's last good movie before he went full hack.
>>217457538don't do it. don't you fucking do it. don't watch
>>217457538Overrated but still good
>>217458992Please don't be real.
>>217459009I was a 19-year-old virgin. I just wanted someone to finally see me.
>>217458732>>217458732grim
>>217459036Buddy I didn't get actually laid until 30 and I still knew not to spaz when the moment finally happened.Message to lurkers: you can still do it, but you gotta try.
>>217459162>you gotta tryI want to second this. If the goal is simply getting laid as opposed to finding a soul mate (still eludes me) you'd be shocked who you can sleep with once out of almost pure persistence.
BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>217453235God george rr martin is such a gross fat libtard. That sorta shit and him ranting on about food just turns me off from those books and im a degen. I would sincerely rather read about Tolkien talking about grass and trees than Martin talking about the food Tyrion was eating in the morning by describing his vomit after he watches the vipers head get caved in
>>217459153His fetishes are boundless In the books, grrm makes it a point to mention that Tywin shits and farts very loudly as he dies, since defecting upon death is very realistic and must be emphasized in all forms of media to draw in the viewers<he also did this a bunch in numerous war scenes, as well as portrayed a big tiddy woman in a sci fi short story experiencing this after she literally gets eaten by a giant monster alien, with more shid running down her legs than blood>>t read a bunch of his works as a babby because I had bad influences with trash taste growing up
>>217459153Also there was a short story set in that universe where a planet of necromancers (via technology that I cannot remember the details of) would control the dead, and the bodies of hot women were a hot commodity and they would have lots of sex with them, and the main protag was such a sperg that he would forget half way that they were dead while fugging. I vaguely remember a scene where his buddy (who is not so friendly later on) sees all this and laughs making fun of him and calling him a spergGood stuff (not)
And then we interrupted le serious scene with le funny scene, and we did it again and again and then we did le pooping scene lol
>>217451932Saaar
>what could have been
>>217457443Not as an actress.
>>217460134Give them hairy forearms and armpits please.
>>217457515Yeah, she did Haywire. Directed by Steven Soderbergh.
>>217459977All movie and TV characters need to be BLONDE WHITES. Don't you understand what "we" want on 4chan?
>>217460227Go back to /pol/, Mr. Fuentes.
The Dark Tower fucking sucks and I'm not talking about the film, I'm talking about the book series. The first 3 are great but it goes so far off the rails it's insane even for KingSlop. Incase anyone isn't familiar, here's a quick run down:>one of the protagonists is a wheelchair bound schizophrenic black woman that the other protagonist, a heroin addicted white guy, falls in love with>the bad guys of the 5th book are a group of robots that cosplay as Dr. Doom and actually, non-ironically use Lightsabers from Star Wars and explosive Golden Snitches from Harry Potter as weapons>King inserts himself into the series in book 6 and makes himself the most important character in the entire series, turning it into a meta-narrative, because if the "bad guys" win and kill Stephen King, then he'll never be able to finish the dark tower book series and the multiverse will fall to darkness>The final boss of the book series, the Crimson King (who is also heavily implied to be Pennywise from the IT series btw), a wizard of supposed unimaginable power, sits at the entrance of the Dark Tower and battles Roland by throwing more Harry Potter snitches at him (yes they're actually from Harry potter, they make several statements about this)>he is then erased from reality by a deus ex machina character introduced at the 11th hour who has the unexplained 'Shining' power of making his paintings come trueOh yeah, and the Man In Black is killed off by Rolands half-demon spawn that he conceived in a complicated gambit of transferring his sperm to a hermaphrodite demon which was then transferred to the previously mentioned schizo wheelchair bound niggress while she's being raped in the 3rd book.If anyone was curious, you're welcome for saving you the time of going through 7 shitty books just for Roland to be time looped back to the start of the first book when he reaches the dark tower.Comment too long. Click here to view the full text.
>>217456224>>217458256This video is years old. Like pre2010
>>217459960>They wont have to force DEIand yet you seem to forget this happenedyou know it's going to happen again, right? the show is a continuation of the movie which means they have to cast a black roland. when the cycle completes then they can whitewash him, but then that would be racist and taking away a black job, so we can't have that anon. plus the wheelchair negro and roland don't fuck, so they can't be passed off as an interracial couple.
>>217460057You're misunderstanding. Amazon isn't going to force DEI, King is. King probably clapped and cried when they announced a black man was going to be Roland. Which is going to be weird with Odetta, because a major part of her contention in the second book is that she hates honkey mafa
I thought it was implied the crimson king was either Aurthur Eld or the first Roland to reach the tower before the time loop
>>217460141>Amazon isn't going to force DEI, King iswhat part of "amazon forces dei on everything" did you not get before? it's literally baked into their policy, you cannot get a project approved without there being at least 50% fats, blacks, fags, jews, muslims and women both on and off the screen.
>n that same interview, Skrillex also said that while filming the music video, Leto gifted him a box full of "a bunch of weird shit", as well as a dildo, which he described as "the biggest" he had ever seen. He responded to Leto's gifts in an awkward fashion: "I was just like, 'Thank you'"
According to Mike Stoklasa, this is the best episode of DS9? Do you agree?
>>217458712damn that cat thinks hes SO smugone of these days...
did you celebrate?
>>217460097Yeah, my neighbors got robbed and I stopped the thieves to let them know I would call the authorities unless they gave me 20%
>>217457467we grew up on it and TV at the time was fucking terrible. Having highs at all was plenty
>>217460240*also I don't know anyone that would say TNG was more consistent than DS9, pretty much everyone says DS9 is a more professional show
ah enjoyable 2 hours
>>217459748it was ok>>217459894>like some straight to dvd movie from the 90s.straight to streaming movies are basically the same thing now.
>>217459748>netflixMatt Damon told me not to watch this.
>>217459748Did they really repeat the plot 3 times?
>>217459979maybe movies should be broken down into more consumable parts. like an original full length mode, and an episodic version of movies.
>>217460062It's called a mini series
Raw Heads Editionprevious: >>217432434spam guide: https://i.imgur.com/Ncjq7y5.png
>>217459890I just pasted this into AI and had it write a full script then sent it to Blumphouse. And I won't give you any credit.
>>2174596555/10women are retarded11mins of credits for a 1hr19min movie
>>217460102DONAL BLUMPFHOUSE YOU BETTER NOT
>>217459655
>>217459766Oh yeah
>Emma Watson wasn’t cast in La La Land (2016) due to her crazy demands while choosing Beauty and the Beast.>She asked for a raise and wanted rehearsals moved to London impossible for the Los Angeles production.
>>217450154She was a hot chick when we were all teenagers.
>>217458291The picture of Hermione looks nothing like Hermione?
>>217452089What's wrong with man hating incel?
>>217459669She could be doing cocaine and become a respected writer like Stephen King.
>>217460204But she's never experienced any real tragedy in her life. She's not Irish.
Why would a Terminator need to use its finger to look through a phone book to find its target? Wouldn't it just scan with Terminator vision?
>>217454143Do you think Quaritch could have beaten the blue cats if he was piloting one of the EVA series mechs?
>terminator points at name, turns to look directly at the camera and winks
>>217459109Just double-checked the movie. John decides to rescue Sarah after the phone call. Earlier the T-800 says that it is taking him out of the city, and John says he wants to stop by his house to pick up some stuff. The T-800 says no because the T-1000 would be waiting for them, so John makes the call to warn his foster parents. Also fun detail, right before John learns that Sarah is in danger and he's talking about his childhood, Arnold is standing and scanning back and forth like a security camera. I never really picked up on that detail before.
>100 replies>not a single mention that the t1000 eyesight is quite limited and sees and scans shit with his touchhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWJlT89dPYY
>>217456434It wasn't explicitly revealed yet that he was a terminator yet. It's still pretty obvious, especially in hindsight, but at the start of the movie it wasn't supposed to be clear on who was the bad guy.
>be me>watch horror movies from the early 2000's>Nu-Metal soundtrackI miss my teenage years. Zoomers will never understand. It's a millennial thing.
>>217459510black teens were big on Big Tymers
>>217460033The Devil Wears Prada did it better:https://youtu.be/Ny6lX2ubVQo?si=qbJkCADQgfWe42Q9
WHOA is that a generic girl with shit taste in music??? Be still my beating heart!
>>217460190Fuck off zoomer
>>217460190>natural Red hair>genericYou are retarded.She is incredibly rare
Please pray for Josh. He has been missing since he went to Minneapolis five days ago. Nobody has been able to get in contact with him.
>>217458893Josh got beat up by ICE officers and is unconscious in an ICU.
>>217459336Now jack is doing some mid life crisis 2010s gay hipster thing
their silence is deafening
report eceleb threads as off topic
Very disrespectful that Jay's posting pics from Japan during his friend's moment of crisis
>Alan, get out of my house>MEEEEEEEEENNN
>>217457889std infested rapist
>>217457889His legs look like he survived polio
>>217458044I have a big dick and big balls and don't really find it that bad. I'm half-convinced the people who say this are just really fat or something.
>>217457889what happened to all the muscle he got for hot shots 2?
>>217460101HIV weight loss
