>*practices murdering Neelix in the holodeck for 8 hours straight*
>>219236964Vulcans are a violent culture, they have regular duels to the death, Spock tried to kill Kirk etc
>>219236561this is the thread where we all pretend we wouldnt be doing the same thing
>>219236953Sounds like YTMND, and it does not exist anymore.
>>219237241Imagine shoving Neelix into the warp core aha just a joke ahaha imagine putting dilithium crystals up Neelix's ass until they come out of his mouth ahaha just some dark humor guys.
>>219237153>>219238176It still exist, but undead corpse is all there is left.
FUCKIN MEXICAN POLICE SHOT ME
>>219238141that's because he's selling you the bottom shelf shit. you need to accept it can't happen
>>219238141goddamn toads
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>>219234350it will be the only time I will forgive his IM LE ACTING if they do that
>>219237929six seven
>>219229714
>>219234393Like a zesty burt reynolds
>>219234679go back doing your nepobaby things, Timmy
What's the best spaceship you've ever seen in a movie
>>219237705>Cameron explainedOK
>>219225713Why was the satellite of love a bone?
probably the x wing or the a wing
>>219229304I prefer the romulan warbird myself
>>219230510When you become a true master of your environment through the application of science, clothes are an unnecessary hindrance to one's freedom.
Films where in first 10 minutes you thought "surely the ending can't be this obvious and they'll subvert my expectations in some way", but then the ending was exactly what you expected
>>219236207Jacob's Ladder and Shutter Island have the same retarded twist. I don't understand why writers ruin good movies with this pseudo intellectual garbage. All three were so good until their retarded predictable endings, too.
>>219236524Jacob's Ladder is shit from the beginning. The shitty ending is consistent with what comes before.
>>219236207Hello, my name is Mr. Natas. How'd you like to come and work for me mining for precious metals on Mars? Don't dig too deep though ...>Motherload was actually more subtle than his movie.
>>219236207Great soundtrack
>Ha ha, just kidding! April Fool's anon. What do you want
>>219224327Reminds me of the movie Coneheads
>>219226582The chase is better than the catch.
>>219232749This is why you should've paid attention in algebra, anon.
>>219215115This big booba black waitress said I had a nice voice so I left her a nice tip and my phone number and I nutted in her that night lol
>>219214450She was a prostitute.
What's the best Natkino?
>>219237328The jewish genes are winning over the plastic surgery
>>219237276I'd buy that ticket.
>>219237861
>>219237300>actress literally wouldn't have a career if not for her role where she's an underage girl dressed in sexy clothesAre all western men secretly pedos?
Garden State is a FINE movie and is NOT the product of Zach Braff's writer-director fantasy
God I miss practical effects
>>219230353No, I don't Spike > Angel, btw
>>219238053Evil Spike maybe
>>219237979You forgot they're using UE5 instead of proper cinematic CGI programs. I can't believe that's a fucking thing and why a lot of movies CGI looks like shit because it's a 3D engine made for gaming not movie making.
>>219216002damn... that... is .. bad lol.
>>219238053Spike before he wanted to suddenly fuck Buffy? Yes, absolutely
>when people are fucking honest and amazing
Arthouse & ClassicsWhydition>QotDBut why?Previous: >>219206275
>>219237629Franco Piavoli, the great Italian director. I know you timmies only watch asian slop, but you don't know cinema if you don't know who Piavoli is.
>>219237704you won't insult me into watching him... but what do you suggest? pasolini is my fave italian and ferreri is looking promising
>>219237704We're all fans of Nostos here.>>219237742Nostos. It was on the exit-level chart posted recently.
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>>219238088okie dokie! though i hope i never have to exit cinemaim thinking about the best closing shots ive seen and cant help but think of A Pool Without Water... something about that closing shot was just so... admirable? based? funny? meta?
Did you watch it?
>>219236990yeah the story was absolute fucking garbage. i mean you would think a middle schooler wrote this shit, legitimately. like, borderline nonsense. telling you one thing but then actually showing anotherit looked surprisingly decent though. usually these live action star wars shows also look like cheap garbage, but it seems like this one had some real production value behind it for some reason.
>>219236990I remember reading about it like 10 years ago when it was first announced and being somewhat enthusiastic about it and looking forward for it because it was about sith, fast forward today and it's one of the biggest flops in star wars media. grim.
>>219237160It's an easy sign for someone whose opinion you can dismiss.
>>219236990No but I want to suck on that bitches tits
>>219238071Isn't that more embarrassing?
jesus
>>219226458>Hey, who could've imagined the internet's fancasting could go wrong?It's not a very difficult or complicated character and Momoa's standard playing himself seemed about right for it, so yeah it is a little surprising. It could be a writing problem, they seem to be going a little too chungus and not dangerous enough with him.
>>219225223this is going to bomb hard, isn't it?
>>219225528Jesus christ. My uncle literally caught on fire in the army and has better skin than this at 50.
>>219225441Why did you specify white?
>>219237514Someone highlighting their flaws and trying to get others to buy into their cope is unrealistic and pathetic
>the team entrusted by the US gov to finding a zombie cure consists of….>10 national guard guys(half are dead by the start of the film)>3 scientists >1 CIVILIAN pilot >1 CIVILIAN radio operatorWould it have been so difficult for Romero to have a couple more of his friends throw on fatigues and lab coats just to have a semi believable premise?
>>219235894 It’s only a “downgrade” if you went in expecting Dawn 2: Mall Harder. Dawn is consumerism satire with goblin energy, Day is just straight nihilism bottled in a concrete bunker. Smaller scope, uglier characters, zero camaraderie. That’s the point.Dawn still has that adventurous streak to it - pie fights, bikers, synth jams. Day is everyone screaming at each other while civilization rots offscreen. It’s meaner and more claustrophobic on purpose. The third act alone clears most zombie movies.If anything, it’s the only one that fully commits to “you lost.” That’s not a downgrade, it’s Romero running out of patience.
>>219236933This is an edited GPT response, I can just sense it
>>219229640I hate that Romero was so obsessed with Zombies returning to intelligence. It ruined Land of the Dead. Just not interesting pretending they'll rebuild their own Dead Civilization
>>219229640It’s directly stated in film that the total surviving populace of the USA is speculated to be <400 and they’re all in bunkers in Washington DC.
>>219236969Of course it is. Who the hell says “goblin energy” earnestly it is also a weird nothing phrase it loves to use
>>219237213>The Prestige>highbrow
>>219236670a dobson comic without the dobson styleamazing
I only eat Red Meat.
>>219237884>Dobson announced his return on Bluesky last year>was pre-bullied by twittertards and gave up before he could even startThis is why we can't have nice things.
>>219236670Thank you for uploading this from your Motorola Razr gen 1
Only 180 days until Season 2 opener!
If you were the only conscious individual in Pluribus universe who would you ask the hivemind to send to you?For me, Sydney Sweeney and couple thots I follow on instagram. Other actresses and models I liked when I was a teenager are walled now so there isn't much to chose from.
>>219237895Anne Frank (a lookalike), every other plurbs would dress as nazis and try to catch her and I would protect her.
>>219234828He was walking in the jungle for like five minutes at most.
>>219234571>dooms the remnants of humanity for a quick shagFucking women, they will always make the worst possible choice. Always.
wdrama watchers win the fell for it again award
