>Only pursues kingship to get elven pussyHere’s your masculine archetype bro
>>217461622No other profession is expected to improve output with fresh apprentice instead of the one who grew up with it. Do plebs hate monarchy just out of jealousy or there is a actual argument
>>217461956Modern audiences aren't ready for that, but our kids are gonna love it
>>217461543pretty sure he was already getting elvenussy back in Rivendell
>>217465694Those two ideologies overlap yeah
>>217465694Viggo is latin american
Why does the CG from Transformers look better than CG from movies coming out today?
>>217460881What's funny is that my formative years were half this and half digging up old victorian Arthur Rackham illustration collections from my parents' art book collection and it's the same shitBeautiful girls and fantasy adventurewhere did it all go so wrong
>>217459310see >>217459847compare the transformers scene with a scene from Kong vs Godzilla 2021 ($200 million budget)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=23off-allbM
>>217464669Real titties are better than any cgi (of anything). CGI is just a modern cope because nobody is allowed to properly and tastefully sexualize the female form anymore. All the work that goes into animating all that crap is fueled by sexual frustration.>don't reproduce>watch computer go beep boom
>>217466678Say what you will about Bay, but his dedication to the craft is impressive.
>>217467099Great!Now compare you $200 milly slopbuster to some Norwegian shitflix oc that was made with a fraction of that budget and then kys
What went wrong?
>>217466585Simple, the first Jurassic Park film should've been a standalone film. As usual, Hollywood's greed fucks everything up.
i like jp2 more than 1.
>>217468141Retard
>>217466585Crichton only wrote the second book because he was getting assreamed on the internet by people who actually knew dinosaurs and called him out on the notion you could hatch some eggs, puppet feed the immature ones then throw them into the wild. He realized he'd fucked up and made the thrust of TLW that the dino population of Isla Nubla were juvenile delinquents unable to form stable groups because there was never a nurture stage. There was no purpose to a third book and he died shortly afterwards.
>>217468141You're gonna have to explain that take anon.
Space Nazis editionpreviously on /trek/:>>217446034
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>>2174680851 single post about a trek comic?
>>217468169Stop making this about you.
Just what the hell is going on here?
Arthouse, classics, the list goes on...Womanslop edition.>QOTDWhat movies directed by a woman you whave actually been able to sit through and maybe even like?Previous: >>217433853
>>217466779>>217466842Kogonada's best film is Big Bold Beautiful Journey starring Canadian actress Sarah Gadon
>>217467460I haven't seen the 2023 feature-length, only the short.Not only does the Ridley casting put me off, I just have a hunch the short conveys its message better in 15 minutes with the added bonus of a more appropriately cast lead. The Rey edition's definitely got its fans, though… Rachel Lambert's follow-up is Carousel so I'll be seeing something from her soon regardless.>>217467664I've been meaning to watch Daisies forever; seems to be a love-it-or-hate-it kind of film.
Barely any post in here lately, what happened?
>>217467709Yikes
>>217468221ITT: Dishonest shitposting
How did Mace Windu manage to beat Palpatine 1v1?
>>217460540Negro plot armor
>>217467025It's just random bullshit with explanations given later on in books and other merchandise
>>217467973And I gotta point out. the Jedi Order also is failing with Anakin, who is the ultimate linchpin to Palpatine's scheme. And then Mace fails to see what action Anakin is willing to take. What's going on with the Jedi in the prequels is the Jedi making a series of tragic failures and errors. Everything bears this out, OT included.
These explanations are so fucking convoluted, and remember, these movies are supposed to be aimed at children.
>>217468253OT is aimed at childrenPT is aimed at teens and adultsDW (Disney Wars) is aimed at browns
will she be the biggest Black actress of our generation?
As big as my ERECTION!
>>217468132sweet and sour just how I like it
>>217468157zendaya is Beautiful
>>217468157Zoe Saldana is pretty but yeah Zendaya is weird looking.
217468255that wasn't some subtle invitation to pollute this thread with that la creatura, fuck off m8
Sylar kill cat
>>217468065Where did Heroes go wrong? I remember all the hype then it just turns into miasma after the first season
>>217468197It's a textbook case of being unable to capitalize on unexpected success.
>>217468197JJ Abrams mystery box crew with no endgame in mind"Save the cheerleader" had literally no specific plot or conclusion
>>217468065This guy had the coolest superpower and I'm miffed not a single jap has ripped it off for some manga or anime
>>217468244What does he do with his victim's brains?
You know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee
>>217468257This dudes wicked smaht
>DUDE, MAGIC IS ACTUALLY SECRETLY REAL AND NOT JUST TRICKS LMAO
>>217468061naw
This is a different movie from the one that came out a few months ago?I thought you all just decided to start shitposting about that movie again.
That's the original. There's a sequel coming out soon, though. It's called 2 Bone 2 Temple.
>>217468189It will be followed by another film called 28 years later bone drift
>>217468084That guy looks like he has a bone to pick with someone.
do normalfags even care about the 28verse?
>lift how to tame your zombie directly from venture brosHow does garlan do it?
A crossover would be nice.
Imagine a debate between the two of them. It would be fucking priceless.
Alien vs Predator vs Avatar vs Prometheus
>>217468226Predator vs Engineer already happened.
>pred: what are you?>navi: i'm you but for gays and women
>>217468243Comics dont count no one reads those anymore
>Hello, anon. I’m listening.
>>217466698And your comments on intrusion?
>>217467478damn the HD version looks fantastic
>>217465258Hi Dr. Crane, thanks for taking my call. Last week, my wife found a butfor in my closet, now she wants to leave me. What should I do?
>>217465258>Mornin' Howard, you hooked nose Jew bastard....oh....wait....wrong show.
>>217465258My dick is really big and I have a nice ass. How do I stop getting aroused by myself when I walk past the mirrors in my house?
>The greatest celebrity guest star appearances on /tv/
>>217467997Every candidate is a rich baby raping retard, dummy. Thats why I dont bother voting.
>>217467997Imagine thinking any side has your interest lol
>>217467933it's moderately fappable
>>217467635i literally said this. how did you know that?
>>217467315Nope.
>>217468107This sums up the average relationship with a BPD chick
>>217452817>>217453144Honestly man, these bipolar crazy chicks can really fuck your head up. I dated one back in 2019, was so fucked up and damaged but she had that animal magnetism and fucked like a beast too. I thought I'd just fuck her and leave her but we carried on for two months before she cut me off from her life (complete with texts very similar to Asia's "stop breaking my balls" to Bourdain lol) and I tell you, I was an emotional wreck for about a year. Never did a woman fuck me up that bad before and I legit thought about drinking myself to death even though I was a very happy go lucky guy with plenty of women and friends before and after. I can't explain what happened but if somebody told me it was legit black magic, I might have even believed them. Never happened before or since, and probably never will again. The point I'm making is that I'm 100% sure Bourdain had the exact same thing happen to him but he just decided to neck it instead of getting through it like I did.
>>217452817very true. any incels listening, you are doing well just ignore women and do your own thing
>>217468192Very similar story here. It’s a combination of super intense love bombing and amazing sex and then all of a sudden she just drops you cold.
>>217468171They get their hooks into you with crazy sex
