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>In 2029 Los Angeles, Detective Chris Raven (Chris Pratt) stands on trial accused of murdering his wife Nicole (Annabelle Wallis). He is given full access to the city's surveillance, forensics and criminal investigation systems and has 90 minutes to prove his innocence to Maddox (Rebecca Ferguson), the advanced A.I. judge he once championed, in order to prevent his own execution.
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>>215241877
kek from the thumbnail I thought he was playing Steven Hawking
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>directed by Timur Bekmambetov
This guy is a typical Russian la creatura (they call them "noviop"), he is half kazakh half jew. The jew is his mother which most likely how he managed to break out of Russian industry into Hollywood, if you're jewish in your mothers side you're basically considered full jew by other jews.
He is also kind of a fraud. Nightwatch and Daywatch are fun slop but have obvious thirdie ESL tastelessness to them which people mostly notice in Bollywood movies but it's present across the thirdie attempts at "blockbusters". In Russia he spawned a slop comedy franchise Yolki and in America he spawned the slop genre of screenlife with the success of Unfriended which he produced. You will most likely find him in production credits for every single screenlife movie made after that.
Before that he directed the Wanted adaptation which people seem to mostly like, it's fine but despite the crazy action shit it feels a bit too bland to me overall, the Nightwatch and Daywatch films have crazier shit in them while also being more stylish with the Russian gritty aesthetic. He also did Abraham Lincoln: The Vampire Hunter (lol) and a bland and useless Ben-Hur remake with Morgan Freeman. I think that's basically it. He is kind of out of touch with nu-Hollywood only managed to hit something with the screenlife shit and even then is dead now after that War of the Worlds travesty.
This flick looks like it should've been released in 2015, visually, in casting, in concept. It also looks conceptually the same as his screenlife films except we're looking at it from the side. But it's still just Chris Pratt sitting in a room watching footage on a screen.
That is all.
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>>215241877
will he have a cameo
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>>215241877
>2029
Uhh isn't that a little soon for a film taking place in the future? Might as well just go full MST3K and say "In the not too distant future"
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Why only 90 minutes tho

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>zoomers and gen alpha are now making their equivalent of the i wish i was born in the 60/70s stuff for the 2000s
BRUTAL
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i don't blame them the late 90s/00's ruled
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>>215242494
You’d be 110 years old now
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>>215240239
being a teen in the early 2000s was pretty great tho. millennials were the last generation that got to grow up as normal kids without 24/7 screens and social media and cameras and a tyrannical globoshlomo surveillance state etc.
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>>215240239
Lmao when youre in poverty you always live the decade before

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I have "Emma Stone in creepy pervert movies" fatigue
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>>215239734
Apparently the answer is “like Gollum.”
Neat.
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>>215242563
All movies about holding a woman captive are inherently sexual, even if no actual sex happens
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>>215239676
Does she have hot naked sex in this one?
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>>215240044
Hollywood is chomping at the bit to make annoying statements instead of entertaining movies.
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>>215242628
>>215242632
>"I-it's not a creepy pervert movie!"

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Any good kinos I can watch while I'm waiting for my car to finish updating?
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>>215242388
Too many pixels. You can still barely make out the writing
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>>215239993
Way to out yourself as illiterate.
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>>215239240
Is that what happened to Alec Baldwin earlier today?
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>>215242357
does the amerishart gas pump get offended if you don't tip it enough?
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>>215242388
>self driving car made boomers literally piss and shit themselves in fear

Honestly, pretty shit, and the ending is a ripoff of Rosemary's babby
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>>215242326
The baby wasn't a demon tho
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>>215242326
This guy only appears for three seconds.
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>>215242326
>and the ending is a ripoff of Rosemary's babby
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>>215242503
woman has freak babby.

>>215242389
pendantry. The point is the horror comes from the contrast of a mother holding a newborn, but the newborn is a monster of some kind
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>>215242326
literally anti-nuclear weapon propaganda
as shit as it was, it did its job at provoking the brits into being another voice objecting to the use of nukes and escalation of provocation that was happening between america and russia

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>ummm, achshually Chud, I'm not a hypocrite because... Because puppets!!!

Why do Reddltors act like he didn't come off as a fool here
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>>215242459
>All time is happening at the exact same moment
Boomers with brain damage or zoomers who don’t remember a non-political era?
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>>215242425
Because he didn't.
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>>215242524
What are you even trying to say?
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>>215242496
John won, and correct, and Tucker has never worn a bow tie since. But Lebowitz has become the beast he fought, because everyone is retarded and no news is trustworthy now
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>>215242567
That the cultural context of the debate is relevant. People need to be aware of what Comedy Central was and what Fox News was at the time of the filming, as well as how people consumed their news and their level of interest in politics at the time

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>Bart? Bart?
>Huh, what's the matter?
>I had a bad dream. Could I sleep in your bed?
>No.
>I'll give you a candy necklace
>Climb aboard
>Thanks, Bart.
>Less talk, more sleep.
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some of you are depraved human beings just saying.
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>>215242340
they're sudacas so that goes without saying
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>>215242340
you never played show me yours and i'll show you mine with your sister or cousin when you were a child?
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ctrl+f bart get out im piss
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>>215242613
I was there ten thousand years ago.

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Mickey in danger edition

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** Torrents
Shows: pastebin.com/HwuShnKH
Movies: pastebin.com/BPZ45xHw

*** Charts
Newfriends chart: imgur.com/a/92Ub01U
Older dramas: imgur.com/a/YanckyS
Thriller/Dark/Action: imgur.com/a/h8ZuG3n
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>>215240374
Men should not watch romance.
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>>215242192
and you should not watch kdramas yet here we are
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>>215242244
The newfag chart recommends mostly thrillers.
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Mommy is criminally underrated
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>mommy
i cant imagine the level of estrogen in the fingers that typed out this soiiilent post

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MEL GIBSON HAS FOUND HIS JESUS! ITS A JACKO CHAD!!
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>>215233700
true
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>>215233397
Looks pretty lit.
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>>215233397
i always btfo and cause people like you to be mindfucked when i ask these simple questions:
who killed jesus?
>the romans
who are?
>italian soldiers
from where in the world?
>europe
so europeans were in the middle east at the time jesus was around?
>...
so why is it impossible that jesus could have been entirely european, if europeans were already in the region?
>...
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>devout christian
>big uncle mel fan
>watched 20 minutes of the passion before turning it off

not for me. alien looking alopecia satan snake wizard?
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>>215242202
>so why is it impossible that jesus could have been entirely european, if europeans were already in the region?

Because His lineage is traced to the Hebrew Tribes through Mary and even Joseph

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This whole scene was fucking stupid. The reason pony tail guy spent 150k on education instead of going to the library is because going to Harvard looks better on a resume. Did people really think this scene was genius?
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>>215241134
They needed something to kick off a new war.
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>>215241721
How much Halliburton make? It was Kennedy all over again and the helicopter company Johnson was connected with.
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>>215238599
better to be a big fish in a small pond, eh?
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>>215241458
It was funny that Will was bragging to Clark that he got Skylar's number since Clark already had it and they obviously were at least somewhat social with each other, even if she wasn't into him. And there's really no evidence that Clark was into her, which makes Will's bragging even dumber.
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>>215237027
So how would you make a film about a smart character? Would he be a smarmy 4chan troll who spends his days posting about chuds, trannies, BBC, and Good Will Hunting?

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>The provocative box art was the figment of an artist’s imagination. There’s no such scene in the film.

Evocative mood piece or vile deception (trickery)?
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>>215242214
Any good movies with bondage scenes?
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>>215242214
Al Cliver is a sexy man. Shame he never got a bigger career in the sexploitation film circuit

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Um...Earthbros?
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>>215242137
We waste trillions of dollars on things a lot less consequential to humanity than exploration.
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>>215242452
because they needed a framework to sell to normalfags no matter how retarded and flawed it was
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>>215241343
I thought we stopped making plapjak memes
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I wonder if they are ruled by pedophiles too.
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reminder that jupiter has flung more shit at us than its deflected, the constant propaganda that its a benevolent planet is bullshit

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>>215242317
This a new doc or the same one?
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>>215242578
Don't worry about it. Just Wattspost.
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>innocent until proven guilty
>still hasnt been proven 100% guilty of all crimes
let him out
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Did You watch Maisie in Sex Pistols?
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>>215238815
Remember when women had dignity? When whoring wasn’t considered “empowering?”
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>>215238815
BASADO
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>>215242532
>Remember when women had dignity

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Why is /tv/ like this?
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>>215242257
The Batman was ass and Affleck even as a fat ass would’ve been better then muh realism bullshit. Wouldn’t have aped shit we already saw with the Nolan movies. Fact is you’re not even Snyder fans and why you don’t even support any of his shit. You’re just pathetic Cavill faggots
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>>215242482
>The box office profit or loss don't get adjusted for inflation
I don't think that makes sense, but sure, only budget gets adjusted for inflation, not profit or loss, I can check that.

>MoS Adjusted for Inflation
Budget: $352.79 million
Box Office: $670 Million
Marketing: $352.79 milliona
Home Video Sales: $90 Million
Net: $54.42 Million
>Superman 2025
Budget: $225 Million
Box Office: $616 Million
Marketing: $225 Million
Disney+: $216 Million

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>>215242549
That's actually when you know that it wasn't "we make movies for le everyone and their dog and chinese children".
American movies stopped being good hen they stopped being made for america first
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>>215242255
Was Superman released by Disney?
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>>215242559
This
>>215242580
Lol, snydertards beaten at their own silly game again


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