How do you response without sounding broke?
>>198525066Yes, but not the $20 dollar one, this one cost me $40
>>198524995Yes, an aliexpress one. Care to slob on me knob lass?
>>198525066>Not exactly, Miss Lynd. It is the award granted, subtle I grant you, though tastefully obscure more appropriately, for having the largest penis in Her Majesty's empire.
>>198524995The pinnacle of human ingenuity. Just for the cost of a hundred bucks or less I can know the precise time when my target wakes up, right before I pull the trigger. Oh, and it's made by Chinese child slaves as well, just so a white man like me can save up for that golden Casio.
>>198525066Luxury watches are finicky and fragile, and NOT meant for heavy action. Anyone who is not stupid wears a Casio G-shock. They used to show up in action-advneture films all the time until luxury watch brands paid to have their watches in films.
>>198525066Better question is how do you respond without sounding autist. These things look hideous.
>>198525165The Astronauts wear them in For All Mankind too
>>198525203The idea is that the G-Shocks is cheap enough that you won't miss it if you destroy it, but also sturdy enough that it can withstand difficult situations. Actual people who are outdoorsmen or in the military swear by G-Shocks. >>198525066It's literally just luxury watch advertizing that watches = your status level so we should all compete against each other by buying more and more epensive watches. It's something you have on your wrist to tell time and the date. It's just a tool. >>198525188yes, there's also over priced ugly gimmicky G-shocks too.
>>198525165>>198525143>>198525066If you're a broke boy, just say so. No need for some contrived "muh durability" spiel lol
>>198525362Luxury watches are literally IQ tests. Going into debt to show off is a low IQ flex.
>Why, of course. And it's also a calculator
>>198524995No. It's a Seiko. I ain't plunckin' down an extra three grand for a Swiss movement. Do you even lift, sis?
>>198525558>debt
>>198525188Watch of choice for Special forces around the world.
>>198525618Fucking Mucho Basado anon!
>>198524995It doesn't know, it's a Casio on a plastic beachIt's a Casio on a plastic beach
>>198525362>I spent 6 figures on wrist jewellery because it had a gay Swiss name like Patek Philippe>Some nigger robbed me of it while I went to a two Michelin star restaurant serving their take on peasant food
>>198524995Yup
>>198525066>I don't invest in expensive watches because I frequently break them in the course of my service to the United Kingdom. I'm frequently required to risk life and limb to save the fuckin' world, ya superficial bitch.
>>198525720>Let's punk rob himYou should have bought a gud pocket knife first.
>>198525066It was a gift. From your mother.
>No, it's a Cazio, I got it from one of those kids toy machines where you put a 50p and get something random in a plastic egg.
How is it not an advantage for a man when a woman acts like this?She outed herself as some vapid status whoreWhether you have 20 million in the bank or not, you will find peace nor love around these women
>>198526078>She outed herself as some vapid status whoreYou think she needed to out herself of such a thing?
>>198526078All women are like that though, the ones that "are not" are just hiding it
>>198526121this. no matter how cute, innocent or shut-in a woman is they are always like this.
>>198526168Unless their have medically diagnosed autism, but I guarantee those are not fun either to deal with
>>198525066нeт. Элeктpoникa.
>>198526121>>198526168there's still a big difference between a whore seeking bëta servants to toy with and a girl who at least knows her place
>>198524995Yes it cost me $40 on Facebook marketplace. The guy hadn’t even taken the protective plastic wrapping off the front of it. You like it? It’s waterproof down to 50 meters however deep that is.
>>198525611Based.
>>198525188trash l m a o
>>198526357>a girl who at least knows her placethey realize this in their 40s, and by then it's already over
>>198526493No they don’t. Maybe the boomers but gen x and millennial women stay vapid whores their entire lives
>Casio
>>198524995How could you tell?
>>198524995No it's a mickey mouse arms watch.
>>198524995>Invicta Seahunter, Mr. Bond?>It's a r-r-rolex!lel
>>198526695Kino
>>198526695>how does she respond without sounding wet?
>>198525633watch of choice for those with special needs kek
>>198526695
I like how we just have the same threads year after year and it's still fun and not depressing at all.
>>198526945
>>198526695Fuck of Langdon
For me it’s IWC
>wear a cheap citizen watch I got as a gift ages ago>gets more compliments from people than friends do wearing Rolex and whatever other luxury brands>pretty sure it’s just cause my forearms look better>pretty sure someone more jacked with an even shittier watch would get more compliments What’s the cope watchbros?
>>198525066yes, it's a restored Ramzi Yousef 1994.
>>198528073Citizen isn’t a bad watch it’s just not going to get you jerked off by watchtards. t. watchtard
>>198524995Yes.
>>198526695I'm more of a spongebob connoisseur
>>198526383>It’s waterproof down to 50 meters however deep that is.More like water resistant and can survive light rain
>>198528333dangerously based
>>198525066>Yes, it has a calculator which I use to calculate the interest on my stock portfolios.
>>198528439That’s fine I don’t wash my hands.
Not sure why poors get so upset, some of us like and appreciate finely engineered things.
>>198525611>And it's also a calculatorBased...
>>198525778
>>198528439this is a bit of a meme, I remember some old posts on a watch forum where a guy went diving at 40m with a 100m watch iirc and it was fine even after multiple dives. A decent quality 5ATM watch should hold even if you swim with it
>>198528643Agreed. I own an Omega Seamaster (no pic cause I'm too lazy to go get it and put it on) that I wear on special occasions. I love it. It's one of my most prized possessions.
>>198526558Holy shit, BASED.
I have hairy wrists so wearing watches has always been really uncomfortable for me
I believe some women will judge you if you're wearing a cheap watch, but I don't think anyone will bat an eye if you don't wear a watch at all.
>>198525066>g-shockingly, yes.
