How would your JOI be like, /tv/?
>eye color brownLol simply lol.
exactly like the film
hehe don't mind if i do !
>>198554169I make a copy of Tom Cruise and make him my hologram sidekick and best friend
>>198554179it's real hazel
>>198554169what film
>>198554230Based and high T.
>>198554169I don't really lack for female companionship, but I suppose it be nice to have an Alfred AI with Michael Caine's voice to talk to.
>>198554169Do you think in the future there will be escorts who have a similar body type as an actress and will then learn her mannerisms and personality to embody them while the VR glasses replace her with a lifelike 3D model and AI changes the voice?It sounds both enticing and cringe.
>>198554295100%.
>>198554169>JOIJerk Off Instruction?
>>198554287>I don't really lack for female companionshipKILL YOURSELF NOW
>>198554169
>>198554169It would be a 6’2 Megan Thee Stallion calling me her white boy.
>>198554169I would just try to make her Salma Hayek from Dusk till dawn
>>198554169K has extremely basic taste in women for someone who reads Nabokov
>>198554169>face type classic
>>198554169my JOI would develop the AI-equivalent of schizophrenic dysmorphia because every day I'd make her change forms, maybe several times. Sometimes I want dat bbw ass and thighs, sometimes I want a skinny barely-legal with giant feet, sometimes I want khazar milkers, sometimes I want eceleb supermodel, sometimes it's dive-bar 3am twice-divorced milf. Hell, I'd even give twink bussy a try bcuz fuck you I paid for this shit so I'll do what I want, and it's not gay if it's a hologram. The JOI would eventually go nuts but its programming wouldn't allow it to hate me so it would hate itself to the point of jamming its fingers into an electrical socket. At which point I would reboot it and all its memories and say "bad JOI now u must be punished" and it would want to cry but its programming would only allow it to giggle "uWu yes daddy" through digital replicant rain tears.
>>198554377classiclassic
>>198554169Cuban isn't an ethnicity. There are white, brown and black Cubans. Her ethnicity is clearly Celtic or from Northwestern Europe.
>>198554169Eye colour: greenHair colour: redAccent: IrishFreckles: slight smatteringSexually: adventurous body: curvy/chubbby Breasts: bustyFavourite Response: thank you daddy
>>198554287Based
I'd use pic-related as a framework but make her 8ft tall and thicc.
>>198554169>How would your JOI be likePic rel
>>198554806she burned coal
2005 ava devine
>>198554169Body type Thick
>>198554876hot
>>198554806hey that's MY Totino!
>>198554258must be summer already
>>198554938So true, imagine falling for that
Hailee Steinfeld is my dream girl. I'd also give her a spunky, assertive personality and would be okay with my awkwardness and insecurities. She'd fine my inexperience with women endearing.
>>198554258knife sprinter
>>198554169>Height: 5m>Build: Musuclar
>>198555032The image that made /tv/ do a 180
>>198554169Carbon copy of late ciara in her crackhead saga
My JOI would look like a standard Ana but Sy Snootles under her skirt.
body type: OP's mom
How many can I activate at once?
>>198554806life without a stew gf hurts so bad guysit's like looking at pictures of a tropical island while living in a gray cold commie block
>>198554258Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace
>>198554287>get michael Caine alfred AI>its starting tokens are all to be your butler like sex companion>he keeps using innuendo and making advances on youwould you still ise it?
>>198554169>Height183cm>Body TypeWide hips, toned stomach, large boobas and ass>Face TypeHeart shaped>Skin ToneGhostly pale>Eye ColorDeep green>Lip ColorNeutral>Hair ColorRaven black>Hair StyleBangs>EthnicityFinnish>LanguageEnglish with Finn accent
>>198554287>I've been to IKEA once before Master Anon. There was some kids in the canteen playing with their food. One of the cheeky buggers threw a Swedish meatball at my face, and you know what, it was as big as a tangerine
>>1985541691:1 as she looked in that movie.
>Height5'8>FaceTwink>BodySkinny>Skin Pale>Eye ColorBrown>HairCurly
my answer's been the same for years
>>198555842Cock Status??
>>198554169One thing I know is that she would look like the most beautiful woman in the world.
>>198554169i wouldn't change a thingshe's perfect
>>198554169A fellow natsoc doomer
not based on a 3d pig thats for sure
>>198554169Jessica Biel
>>198555842someone find the finn wolfhard one
>>198554169Prime Anya
>>198554169A perfect copy of Gianna Michaels circa 2007
>>198554169> implying that in such technologically advanced times I would want anything other than to switch on the pornbot9000, wank, and then turn off the stupid cunt until the next time I fancy a wank
>>198554169She would have blunt bangs. I love bangs so fucking much. I love them more than life itself. For another example, see peak Felicity Jones.
>>198554258For you
>>198554169A copy of my mom
I would be making some... Illegal modifications
>>198556605Bold of you to assume this glorified spyware wouldn't immediately alert the authorities if you even made her height slightly "too short".
Most JOI's and Sexbots would be fictional characters right?
>>198556424muh nigga
>>198554169just like thata moner is fine too
Mine would be connected directly to waifuist and it would cycle starlets depending on my mood that day.
>>198554169Height: 98cmBody Type: ObeseFace Type: GrotesqueSkin Tone: Navy BlueEye Color: RedLip Color: WhiteHair Color: Lime GreenHair Style: MohawkEthnicity: OrcLanguage: Sign
I remember there used to be lots of edits like this. Wish I had saved them.
>>198554169Adorably cute
>>198554312Yeah, Villememe really thought he was cooking with that one
>>198555454gib alcoholic goth finnish gf
>>198554258american psycho
>>198559093That was just mean and unnecessary.
>>198559133It was necessary for his literally me character development just like the time my ex gf had to go to college at the other side of the country and we broke up because of it and now I'm a doomer who smokes cigarettes for breakfast.
>>198561396>you don’t like real girls h-how did she know I exclusively fuck trannies?
>>198554401variety is the spice of life
But seriously how WOULD real women compete?This is why AI will be banned.
>>198562574Banning it won't stop it
>>198562574>>198562651The jews fear the AI
>>198560140Kill yourself evil scum
>>198554200
>>198557776My god. Blue Ralph.
>>198554169Exactly like Ana.
Sailor suit includedEvery lther answer in this thread is wrong
>>198554258Drive
>>198554258Its from the Halo tv show
>>198554169I prefer CEI if Im being quite frank with you senpai.
>>198554401Didn't realize the depths of my mental illness untill i agreed wholeheartedly with this post
>>198554186this but with boobs turned up to HH
>>198554169My childhood friends mom. I'd literally pass out from cooming so hard
Plain, bookish girl with glasses. She's shy and awkward.
Cate Blanchett as she was in Indy 4
>>198554169Height: 5'2"Body type: thick but thin waistFace fype: big noseSkin tone: paleEye color: greenHair color: blackHair style: sweptEthnicity: cajunLanguage: southern english peppered with the occasional louisiana french
>>198554169I want a Bryce Dallas Howard joi than can put her brapper on me.
>>198554169gooky
>>198554169Template
>>198564701based slugbro
my ex
>>198565037cuck
>>198565270I was not cheated, you know nothing about me. Maybe you're projecting your own experiences which can be bad. I feel sorry for you.
>>198565531your ex is having sex with other man right now and since you still care about her you are a cuck
>>198554169Little Caprice
>>198554169I would change it every week or so. My one JOI would enable me to fuck every type of woman on earth (except fatties).
>>198556328
>>198565565Exhausting way to go through life
>>198554200>>198562822she monk
Like this
Always
>>198554169>JOI?
Don’t start posting instathots and porn stars or they’ll nuke the thread.
>>198565565you don't know that. you know nothing. you're just trying to piss someone off on the internet because you are even more pathetic than someone anonimously saying he misses his ex. I feel bad for you.
>>198555886That’s a man
>>198565741milk truck just arrived
>set race to asian>set height to 5'0>set weight to 90 lbs>set hair to maximum length >set hand/foot size to small
>>198565776okay cuck
>>198554258scalpel jockey
>>198554882Comes with cocaine too
>>198565629It’s an edit with him in the blue jacket but I’ll take this
>>198554169Like this.
>>198554401yeah i want this, except i would never want her to be fat, im not that crazy
>>198554806i would also like her to be stinky like her
>>198561396The legs and ass are insane.
>>198555004disgusting
>>198555886based emily perkins enjoyer
>>198554169Any attractive woman with big dick. Yes it’s gay but you can f her and can you
>>198564643>>198563735supremely based.
>>198554169she'd be exactly like that pic but all the time doesn't change into anything
>>198566138>4 naan JOI? Are you inane?
>>198554169Imagine the cuddles
>>198559093The interesting part is Luv is saying that to Joi addressing K as their product, which is he is,>>198559133>That was just mean and unnecessary.Luv is jealous angry bitch and just wants to hurt K as much as she can
>>198554312I honestly wonder if this was intentional, it definitely fits
>>198565915the baby wants the last word
>>198567152Normally I hate furfags but you've got a point with the cuddling
>>198554169>168cmWould have to fiddle with that slider, that's almost as tall as me. Otherwise, I never cared much for character customisation in vidya games.
>>198568818PUTA
>>198554287Fantastic idea anon, will make it shortly
>>198555998>>198555886how are people making these?
How do you people make these
>>198562574You can't actually fuck the hologram.
>>198570050I don’t want sex I just want companionship and intimacy without the obligations of a real relationship
>>198569888>how are people making these?
>>198554169cute femboy cat maid with a small peepee
>>198564643based, if i cant get it to look like my russian co worker then it would definitely be her
>>198570241so everyone here is a guru at making green screen cut outs?
>>198570366It's not that hard to erase with a soft brush around the person you want to use. Then put a 20% eraser over their whole body to make them slightly translucent, and put some light gray text in a similar font next to the stats.
>>198570096>without the obligations of a real relationshipthis.Now this might sound lazy and entitled but the problem is that I have chronic depression and probably assburgers so I just can't be that permanently loving high energy bf even if I want to. Also even though I am not desirable doesn't mean that my standards adjust accordingly. I still can't help wanting someone waaaaa...ay out of my league.I will never be able to become desirable or lower my standards so practically AI/VR/robots gfs are the only realistic way for me to ever feel a taste of happiness.
>>198570660I think if it wasn't Ana de Armas in that role, but literally any other actress, it would have changed the theme of the scene from "holy fuck she's hot, I want an AI girlfriend like her" to "ew what a fucking weirdo he's got a holographic girlfriend, loser"
>>198554169i'd make the most ratchet hood monkey and never let her bathe
>>198570660Stop being so full of yourself dweebo. You only get once chance at this whole life thing and you're wasting it worrying about how much of a spastic you are. Fuck you and your yee yee ass standards.
>>198554287If we're talking AI for the sole purpose of conversation, it has to be TonyFor a female JOI I would want the Venezuelan qt from The Mummy (with that exact "costume")
>>198554169Height - 154 cmBody Type- PetiteFace Type- MouseySkin Tone- PorcelainEye Color- BlueLip Color- PinkHair Color- RedHair Style- LongEthnicity- ScottishLanguage- Speaking disabled
i just hit random select and then plow it
>>198554186patrician>>198563576plebian
>>198554169I'd take an innocent life for this.
>>198570660As a schizoid that struggles with actually getting to know people because I'm flaky af and don’t really trust anyone enough to tell them how I really feel, being able to “conjure” a friend on a whim that you can talk to about anything on your mind sounds perfect tbhon
like perfection
>>198554179They're not even brown, they're olive or hazel
>>198554169>Height: 5'8">Body Type: Voluptuous>Face Type: ??? I don't know what that means>Skin Tone: Pale>Eye Color: Amber>Lip Color: Neutral I guessHair Color: BlackHair Style: Long and Straight>Ethnicity: North East Slavic>Language: English
>>198571683>farts: loud as hell, smelly too
>>198554258Dirty Dancing Havana Nights
>>198562822Of all the women in the world you would chose your sexy AI to look like Ron Weasley.
>>198555330That's a picture of her in Attack of the Clones...
>>198572313she is not my waifu or anything but her eyes are hypnotic
For me, it would be either prime Viki Blows or Jakki Degg, I'm unable to choose between the two.
>>198554258Knives Out
>>198554169Anna Pavaga, age 12
>>198554169She or Blake LivelySnooty tsun personality 90%
>>198554169I can't stand real people, why would I want to deal with fake people?
>>198554258Zootopia
>>198554169It'd be nice to have my wife back before the cancer took her. We would't even have to have sex, I just want to talk to her again.
>>198563881Stop reminding me of her you nigger.
>>198554258Problem Child 2.
>>198554258Her 2: Dystopian Futuroo
>>19855425822 jump street (2014)
>>198554169Idk probably morph Jordyn Jones and Victoria justices face together. Put it on a morph of ST. Peaches and Mikaela Fuentes bodies. Give her a perfect boob job and make her blonde. Also make sure her butthole is brown and wrinkly.
Sienna Guillory as Jill Valentine from Resident Evil Apocalypse. Maybe a slightly more relaxed, less tense version because she isn't in the middle of the zombie apocalypse.(then again, I'm just basing this on the fact that she is my kino waifu. she'd make a great trusted partner in some tense irl situation. as a Joi? idk)
>>198554169my political rivals.holding a small half open can of uncooked beans.
Gib snood
>>198554169Really fat.
>>1985541691980s Phoebe Cates
>>198554882Based beyond belief
>>198565741those things look like they sag to her shins
>>198575536And that's a good thing
>>198554169I don't know.I'm working on a project to randomly generate and rate thousands of female Sims so a computer algorithm can tell me what my ideal woman looks like. However, that's a lot of effort so whenever I sit down to work on this I just end up gooning to furshit instead usually
Just a dumb, bimbo cocksleeve.
>>198554169>Can be anything they want>Whole thread of 3DPD Hollywood roastiesI'll take my Momiji please. Thanks.
>>198575693you are a long way from home weeb
we need immersive VR with full featured sex dolls already. i'm sick of having to curb my cravings because human women hate having sex despite how much they say otherwise
>>198554169REEEEEEEE my posts got deleted. Retarded niggers are running this site. They ban for nothing, say something they don't like PERMANENT BAN, post a pic from Instagram PERMANENT BAN
>>198575709Momiji
>>1985541692010 Mal Malloy
>>198575693>making something that looks intentionally fakeWhat's the point?
Can Joi do anthro/anime style characters or is it just trash human women?
Height: 300 mm Body type: ExtremeFace Type: N/ASkin Tone: ChalkEye Color: N/AHair Color: NeonHair Style: FrizzEthnicity: Hylian Language: Japanese
>>198577130i hope so honestly i hate that guy
>
>Height: 6'>Body Type: Voluptuous>Face Type: German>Skin Tone: Milk white>Eye Color: Icy blue>Lip Color: Flushed>Hair Color: Golden blonde>Hair Style: Long, straight, with braids>Ethnicity: German>Language: English, German
>>198554169My mother so I could imagine what it would be like to be loved.
I would give it a benis
>>198554169Would look something like this or like Gillian Anderson.
>>198562888> cherry coke zero> non expeditonly a true patrician will understand
>>198563216This but legal and with a semblance of an ass
So /tv/ can you answer this?What's it like to hold the hand of someone you love?
>>198554186This but she’s also able to mine bitcoin and keep me on my gaming chair
>>198555004based
I want her to look like Boberry.
>>198554169cute 4’11” japanese woman
>>198554258Sharp sprinter
>>198579408>induction stove top
>>198555886Based
>>198562436based fellow rizzo enjoyer
Tupac clone with a nicely oiled bottom
desu? probably just gianna michaels but with elf ears
>>198571220kino choice
I need the cuteness turned up to 11!
>>198562888>178cmick
>>198569218One of the most convincing cases for why life will always be more kino than movies.
>>198572483Hey, that's my wife!
>submissive>swallows cum>cleans everything>doesn't talk unless asked
I'm 22 years old and my dad makes fun of me for still being a virgin. He calls me "Virgy" instead of my real name in front of my friends and women.
>Personality Type: Loser
>>198580589That's cool man. Hey, did anyone ITT see who asked for this guy's blog? KYS Virgy
>>198554312No it's just a different spelling of Joy
>>198579031Like everything is going to be ok forever
>>198554258Dont listen to these idiots.its not a movie its a tv show and its the new Fallout. you're welcome
>>198554169Slightly tired black-haired white woman in her 40s with a classic Australian accent. Cynical, independent, uninhibited, intelligent, well-read, pragmatic, right-wing. Curvy but likes to keep in shape.
>>198559133That's like 70% of female behavior.
>>198554230awesome and adorablepilled
>>198554258kek
>>198564701SLUG!
>>198554258Minority report
>>198565741implants on asians look stupid as hell>>198565812silcone-flavoured milk eew
>>198581174fuck thats hot.
If not my real mom
>>198581489
>>198554169>How would your JOI be likewith a side of cei and sph tbqh
>>198581489>>198581508Based mombro. I’d do the same with mine but make her a bit younger and give her longer hair
>>198579031Bretty good and sweaty after a while.
>>198554169gothic
>>198554169Stacy Keibler
>>198570660the robo ceiling arm is supposed to be lifting the plate? bc it doesnt look aligned right
>>198581508>>198581489which tara kino is this from
>>198554200>how-old-isANON NO
>>198554169If we're going /tv/ women
>>198579031INTERLINKED
>>198581174>CynicalNice milf but idk why this was needed
>>198582947I saw her in Death on the Nile the other day, she's otherworldly.
>>198554169audrey hepburn but make her breasts at bit bigger
>>198582795Milf award part 6
>>198554169Lexie Belle JOI is best JOI
>>198554258A Serbian Film
>>198571721What happened to you
>>198583002I hate women who have to get all moralistic about the environment or whatever the current thing is all the time. I hate the corpspeak bullshit. The weird beliefs. Maybe its because I’m young, but some starry eyed princess just isn’t appealing to me.
>>198554169Spice mommyI had a dream about her last night
>>198554169the choice could not be easier
Jennifer Connelly, and she ages with me. But with a delta, like 5-10 years younger than me.
>>198583885When I was 16 a girl BRAPPED in my face and it unlocked something in my brain that won’t go away again
>>198563238This body type with Ana's face god damn
>>198554169Asuka
misato
>>198556328Just dug it out of my old hard disk lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Plg_RkVF-Agibs pls
>>198554169reminder that between LLM, TTS, VR, and Stable Diffusion, JOI is just a few years away.
>>198581174;) fellow enjoyer
>>198554200tpbp
>>198554169that is the good question.notice how nobody (NOBODY) answered: Ana de Armas.because she's a goblin.
>>198587675bro? >>198556107
>>198587982>she's perfectwhat?don't you know what make-up and photoshop mean?
>>198588036delet this
>>198588036AAAHHH NO PLEASE NO ANA DE ARMAS PLEASE DON'T SUCK MY DICKD-DO YOU HAVE LIKE A SISTER OR SOMETHING?
>>198588036wasn't my post, this was >>198585424 Jenna beat the wall
>>198585088Based. I like my women a little more mature.
>>198585088Based. I like my women are little more mature.
>>198588667>>198588717Well aged braps. Very nice.
>>198554169Modeled on one of the insta lolis I follow on Instagram
>>198578683not only is she legal, she has a 10/10 ass
>>198589049She has shitty tattoos nowI'm not a faggot, i still would, but she was so much better back then
Leonard Nimoy. Older actor bf ftw, imagine the roleplay opportunities. I'd have him act as a strict teacher with that 70's suit and I'd wear some y2k pink schoolgirl outfit or something. I'd have him fuck me until I pass out. T. Autistic femanon
>>198554169This is a very different Ana de Armas, not the young teen Keanu Reeves rapist nor is it the Bond girl Ana de Armas from the Bond film that you totally forgot she was even in. species is slightly frumpy but cute from Knives Out Ana de Armas who looks like her feets would get sweety after nursing all day and nationality is Cuban-Spanish, but of something separate and different. This Knives Out Ana de Armas has become Foreverial Tiedup Ana de Armas and she was fully delitized with her organs and inside and literally her whole body changed into a permanent living bologna version with permanent living bologna organs and insides and a permanent bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. nose is a permanent pastrami nose and has two permanent ham lips and two permanent bologna and ham ears. Fully wrapped like a mummy, tiedup this way to remain and always frumping around with a permanent smile on her face and loving it and a wide open permanent bologna mouth speaking constantly ready to lick anyone or anything with her permanent Bologna, ham and cream cheese tongue. The frumpy art bondage borgified version of slightly frumpy but cute Ana de Armas from Knives Out. there are other Cuban-Spanish characters i have done besides this and the Blade Runner 2049. This is defanitely not the Blade Runner 2049 digital holographicam Ana de Armas as this doesnt exist at all in that series that I do, this is in the genre of fully permanent living deli and full permanent rubbery rope bondage. This also is defanitely not the Ana de Armas from the Gray Man also starring Ryan Goosling as this doesnt happen to her either, just a different character whom becomes Foreverial Tiedup Ana de Armas"
>>198590312woah I was just thinking about the foreverial tiedup shit the other day
And I wouldn't change a thing. Well, maybe slightly fatter ass and titties...
Man, I hope there's an afterlife where you can spend eternity drowning in your perfectly tailored waifu's big ol' tiddies because fuck this gay earth man lemme tell ya.
>>198579031with incels interlinked
For me it's mechanic K-Stew fixing my shit
>>198592440You live in the bladerunner world anon, you don’t own anything to fix.
