> mog every future werewolf adaptation
>>198558250Where's the original penis model?
>>198558250>there still hasn't been a Dracula, Wolflman or Frankenstein movie as good as Van Helsing
>>198558250Still watch this every Halloween. I'd put it on the same level as the Mummy honestly
>cool werewolf design>hot vampire girls>great soundtrack>great villainIf Van Helsing had been played with someone with charisma instead of Hugh Jackman the movie would have done much better
>>198558250Looks like something about a kiddy video game or some furry shit. Werewolfs are supposed to be intimidating zoom zoom
>>198558337They look a lot better in motion in the film
>>198558337Zoomer troon
>>198558281>>198558329The film design is great. Too bad it's boring shit.
>>198558250>mog every future werewolf adaptationnot really
My favorite part is the intro where he hunts Dr Jekyll. I wish they made a series with the same aesthetic of Van Helsing hunting different fantasy monsters.
>>198558337Tearing off your human skin to reveal the werewolf underneath is a cool as fuck way to depict the transformation.
>>198558281Not even close. It desperately wants to be a fun memorable adventure movie like The Mummy but the script is dull. Full of lame characters and lame sequences. Van Helsing spends too much time offscreen.
>>198558250He looks like he fucks human men
Dog Soldiers was better
>>198558705Read the fucking OP, retard.
>>198558250Kate Beckinsale was incredibly gorgeous in this movie.
>>198558337How intimidating can you make a furry creature
>>198558633I am talking about its looks, looks like a gorilla in a wolf furry mask in this picture
>>198558675This faggot fucks dogs
>>198558789everyone was sexy af (not dracula tho)
>>198558789Yeah, she has a tendency to do that.
>trans smellsingthis aint it chief
>>198558329Don't forget the awesome automatic crossbow.
I'm very curious to see what the werewolf/werewolves are like in the upcoming movie In the Lost Lands. The only reference we have is a behind the scenes video of the special effects team working on a practical model of an emaciated werewolf.
>>198558819man, remember attractive characters?the mitts on the middle one are something else though
For me it's Dog Soldiers
>>198558329Let me guess you want some gay jewish twink for that "charisma". I mean if you think Hugh Jackman, a guy who made a careerer from being charismatic, isn't, then you're a fucking retard and obviously a tranny leftist.
every white woman's dream is to get fucked by a wolf/dogI sent an on off girlfriend an animated video of one fuckinf a woman and she said it made her horny and after she came
most unsettling looking werewolf in history
>>198558250Best werewolf makeup is The Monster Squad.
>>198558819>(not dracula tho)what an awful Dracula, too. Hurts the movie overall.
I played the FUCK out of that DMC1 clone on the PS2,that lighting gun was awesome
>>198560354lmao flamaboyant villains are some of the best.Also wasn't there a scene where he has incest sex with his daughters or did I imagine that??
>>198560354He's comic relief and FEELS NOTHING
>>198560431They aren't his daughters, they are his wives.
>>198558797Werewolves are supposed to be about the psychological struggle between man and his inner beast. Id vs superego or something like that. It's less about the monster being scary and more about the fear of a person losing control of themselves
>>198559735>the mitts on the middle one are something else thoughwell, she's playing a monster tho so it kinda fits
>>198560354You'd think, but his delivery on>I GIVE YOU... VAN HELSIIINGwas exceptionally good. In conclusion, he should've shouted more of his lines.
>>198560720Wow this is just like my Cape shit
>>198560431>lmao flamaboyant villains are some of the bestThe problem is that he's not even sexy flamboyant, he just looks like an aging dork.
>>198560820Yeah,Greek mythology ripped of Thor and Zeus and all that. You're the most brain damaged faggot on this board.
>>198560720it’s a homosexual grooming and bug chasing metaphor
>>198560470lmao
Vampire: spooky immortal demons who drink blood from humans that feels like a sexual assaultWerewolves: turn into a dogWerewolves are so goddamn lame
>>198561082you're lame
>>198561162>aisloppa
>>198558281The women in this movie are so fucking hot. Also I remember renting the ps2 game from blockbuster and enjoying it, it had a Big Head mode and I love that shit
>>198561210yes?
>>198558250That would be Underworld's Lycans, though. But Van Helsing is a close second.
>>198558819pusy
>>198558275Let me know when you find it
>>198561082Beast Transformations are kino. Some fag with fangs is boring
>>198560284yeah looks like my old lady
>>198561082>that feels like a sexual assaultWerewolf attacks can work like sexual assault, too. Something like>Hairy wolf man rapes and kills women and it's a metaphor for toxic masculinityBoom. Hire me hollywood
>>198561698>>198561783>rawr I'm so scary! *turns into a giant poodle*
>>198560164Hugh Jackman is a closet case, anon.
>>198561783>Hairy wolf man rapes and kills women and it's a metaphor for toxic masculinity>Boom. Hire me hollywoodAbout 30 years too late
>>198560284Furfags hate it because it doesn't look like bara wolfman but like a legit cursed creature.Like a giant rabid dog that can either kill you or turn you into the same wretched abomination, who knows what's the worse fate
>>198558250SEXOOOOOOO
>>198558250>The Chud Black Werewolf>>198558563>The Chad White Werewolf
>>198558250 >Mogsyour mental disorder is showing again>>198558275about the level of intelligence id expect from you retards
>>198558281Pretty nice movie but the middle part drags too much
>>198558250
>>198561830long as he does it with his knot
>>198558250it's akward lolbut i still like it for the 2000s mood i miss so much
>>198562055ya seethe?
>>198558329Van Helsing was great, but it had pacing in permanent overdrive. You need a break between action scenes.
>>198562309
>>198558819>>198563374Goddamn, they were gorgeous. You know they'd never get cast today.
>>198562474The movie could've been split into two and there'd still be a lot of fun shit going on throughout.Every time I rewatch the movie I'm surprised at the whole vampire masquerade ball sequence, I keep forgetting this whole scene since it's just so abrupt.
>>198562474yeah some rug munching scenes would be nice
>>198558275
>>198563693Slavs? ew. please keep this nonwhite trash out of my movies.
MARISHKA!
>>198560720Depends.Sometimes they were revenants that needed a proper burial.
>>198558619I just remembered the jump scare during this part and when I saw it in theaters with my friends it actually made me jump, but to hide that it scared me I immediately grabbed my friend's arm which scared him and he yelled so nobody noticed I got scared. Good times
>>198558329I was hoping for a good Castlevania horror movie.Instead, it was just The Mummy Takes Transylvania.
>>198563693Fuck now I think I now where my vampire fetish came from.
>>198561783Werewolves are period metaphors. Havent you seen ginger snaps? Hugh jackson got sissified by getting turned into a werewolf.
>>198558250If I speak...
I thought it was absolute kino back thenCrossover between Dracula, Werewolves and Frankenstein's monster? Fuck yeahSaw it recently and I can't stand how cringe everything was. No wonder the guy who played Dracula got razzies or something
>>198558250I think the original werewolf was top from this pack.
What was up with the masquerade ball scene where he had hundreds of vampires in the middle of the capital city or whatever? Just seemed a bit out of key with the rest of the movie.
>>198558563>wererat
>>198565353They were just Hungarians, bro.
>>198558563Witch practical there's always a fine line between an actual costume and looking goofy. Problem is we're also looking at these movies in resolutions they were not intended to be seen in. Bad Moon werewolf always stuck with me for some reason.
>>198564302embarrassing
>>198565469>Problem is we're also looking at these movies in resolutions they were not intended to be seen inoh, i know
>>198565527that's just a goofy design, but I think it LOOKS really good
>pic relatedThey're real...but not men that change during the full moon.
>>198562309>*gets raped by yakuza for 100 chapters*
>>198565645Elaborate.
>>198558563>descendentes have down syndrome
>>198565844Well yeah. They're inbred mutts.
>>198565895>WilliamFuck man, I feel bad for him and Marcus. Marcus should've trusted Victor.
>>198565671>pic relatedThey've been desribed as everything from "dog men" to "giant bipedal baboons". They seem to be a relic of the prehistoric baboon family, but without a tail.
>>198565353>aristocracy doing weird aristocratic thingsDont see how unless you mean just because it wasnt in the village
>>198566067It's holding a white lab under it's left arm.Seems to be related to pic related.
>>198565927For all its faults, Underworld 2 is a great movie.
>>198558250I know its dated but for me to this day it is Janos Skorzeny's werewolf transformation which remains the most grotesque and fear inducing of them all, I think it was the wheeze/frozen grin combo he let out before going werewolf. I mean the werewolf suit itself wasnt really impressive but the show was alright..but this damn transformation man, I would cover my eyes to not see all of it cause it scared me so much, it was goddamn Chuck Connors for fucks sake kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71P5ly2t-W8&ab_channel=TheHylden
>>198558280first van helsing had to be good tbw>>198558281>on the same level as the Mummynever was
>>198566164oh this is great i agree
>>198566107Me on the left
>>1985661471 and 2 are the only good ones, 3 is fine because of Lucian and Victor, 4 and 5 are not cannon and do not exist.
>>198558250doesn't mog irl dogmen
>>198560074Pure kino.
>>198558250ENTER
>>198565151I prefer the brown wolf
>>198560354Fuck you he was great. The stylist is who fucked up.
>>198564177Its so fucking unbelievably sexy when women have their feet out like that slut on the table
>>198566762>4 and 5 are not cannon and do not exist.I honestly can't remember them at all. Something about Selene's daughter?
>>198567264don't know, never watched them, they don't exist.
>>198566762for me 1 and 3 are the best then 2nd. They remind me of VtM.
Gosh I want to be bred by a giant feral wolfman so much.
>>198561082Pale necrotic vampire hands typed this
I guess it's time for me to watch some werewolf kino, thanks /tv/.
>>198561082>Vampire: spooky immortal demons who drOH GOD I FORSOOK, WHAT HORRORS HAVE YOU UNLEASHED UPON ME?!AAAHHHHHHH, SAVE ME, IGOR! I'M GOING INSAAAAAAAANE!
>>198558250Other than werewolf in London, this has to be one of the best transformations on screen.https://youtube.com/watch?v=MUKeFLi5wk8&pp=ygUadGhlIHdvbGZtYW4gdHJhbnNmb3JtYXRpb24%3D
>>198565663Best part imo
>>198558250Sexo werewolf...
>>198558819Goddam that's so hot
>>198558250This is a woman's ultimate fantasy.
>>198561082>hot chick whos a vampire>looks like a vampire but still a hot chick>hot chick whos a werewolf>turns into a werewolf and just looks like a fucking hairy man werewolfthis is the problem how can I inject my coomer fantasies into werewolves :(
>>198565844There are two types lycans and werewolves the lycans can go back into human form and hence look more human and less wolf
>>198560284This was actually fantastic character design, because in the HPverse werewolf-ism is an AIDS metaphor, so it's very fitting for Lupin's wolf form to look wretched and emaciated
>>198560354>vlad sparrow
>werewolf movies basically never come out anymore, not that they were all that common to begin with>most new ones opt for either a shitty full blown, big wolf with no human features, or the shitty overly human wolfman look over and over
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TqieUxLQRothe theme bros, the theme
>>198558281>I'd put it on the same level as the Mummy honestlyI would too. Utter drivel.
>>198570136Kek
>>198565469>Problem is we're also looking at these movies in resolutions they were not intended to be seen in.That's just wrong. You zoomers don't realize how great film prints could look.
>>198558563based
>>198560354I like him. He's a coward and just an asshole who got lucky. The perfect villain for van helsing who is coolness incarnate
>>198567176Where's it's penis
>>198564177Scene was kino totalehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1BQrq2rZ8g
>>198561805He still pretends to be a non-closeted fag when the role calls for it though. Jackson is many things. Uncharismatic is not one of them.
>>198565353They're jews.
>>198558329>>great soundtrackhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVbBMRT84csevery time
>>198560386A man of culture.I thought none remained.
