Why wouldn't you just go get mattresses from all the rooms and then throw them On top of each other and wrap some rope around them it's as simple as that
mattresses don't float anon.
>>198578171>saturates with water within a minuteNow what.
>>198578328Sleep with the fishes
>>198578171You should've been on the Titanic
>>198578328>mattresses absorb all the water>just walk back to landDid you fail science?
This but with the bathtubs
Maybe don't be incompetent and the boat won't sink in the first place?
>>198578171Why didn't they just agree to allow the federal reserve so they wouldn't have to sink the boat and kill them?
A bunch of the lifeboats were still attached to the ship when it sank. Just go to one of those and set it up yourself, the crew didn't know what was happening anyway, nobody would stop you.
>>198578171The best option might be to quickly make a run for it and jump to the point of tossing yourself overboard towards one of the life boats. Maybe you might hit someone onboard, even injuring yourself or them, but both might live. Waiting in line would have been statistically less favorable, if they even let you wait in a line.
It's been proven that only way to survive this is to get extremely drunk.
>>198578171they should have carried a smaller titanic then only a small fraction would have died
>>198578171>build "watertight" compartments>don't seal the topsretarded design
Yeah it was pretty stupid that it took them that long to launch lifeboats when the screws weren't even turning and they were just sitting there like, "Uhh man, I hope all this water, like, goes away."When deck windows were underwater was a pretty good fucking clue that it was going down.It took 3 hours. What in the FUCK was the captain doing for those 3 hours?It hit the iceberg.>"Captain we hit the iceberg.">"Ok, umm...">"...">"Captain, your orders?">"Sir it's been a half an hour.">"Just leave me alone! Gosh!"
>>198579000they thought it was unsinkable
>>198579000kek'd at the endalso chek'd
>>198578171would've taken cranes thrown on top of each other and tied with rope to get them out
>>198578328Get a crane to get it out.
>>198579000>What in the FUCK was the captain doing for those 3 hours?Probably opium.
I will never understand why the ultra rich guys just sat around and waited to die lol. Just offer someone on a boat money and get on. I'll give you $10000 to let me on this boat. You're saved.
> You are given exactly 1 hour of preparation at this exact moment in time, wherever you are> You are then teleported onto Titanic 1 hour before it hits the iceberg, into a section of the ship where no eyes see you magically pop into existence> You can only bring the clothes on your body with you, but no objects / items whatsoever> Your goal is to convince the captain that the ship will hit the iceberg and to prevent the disasterHow does /tv/ approach this?
>>198579843i grab a first class woman jump overboard with her in front of the wheelhouse so they are forced to stop the ship and rescue us
>>198579843I dont convince the captain. I got warn the mate up top that suppose to be the vigil.I tell him to wake the fuck up.
>>198579843I would do absolutely nothing. I would just listen, because that's what no one else did.
>>198579918> Your goal is to convince the captain> How does /tv/ approach this?> I dont convince the captain.
>>198579843>Is it true you have to suck everyone's dick if you hit an iceberg?
>>198579843>and to prevent the disasterI tell him not to panic but I think there might be Ir*sh "people" on the ship. Then I ask him for a gun and all the ammo he can spare and to lock all the exit to 3rd class once I am down there
>>198579976Did you have breakfast this morning, anon? Anon's approach makes sense because>a random person can't just go up to the captain>if you "magically pop into existence," you are presumably wearing 2024 clothes and speaking in a 2024 manner, they would just think you're some random crazy
>>198580027Therefore the challenge. Your goal is to convince the captain. Not do some other side quests.
>>198579843Got to a thrift shop and find the oldest looking women's clothing I can.
>>198579918>I got warn the mate up top that suppose to be the vigil.it was an autistic setup, you had to go down below deck towards where the boilers are and take a long ass ladder up. you didn't just take a ladder from the top deck
>>198578171Just do what the chef did, get shit faced and throw furniture overboard.
>>198580133Just do what the chef did, because that's what no one else did.
>>198578387Walk where? There's no more whater so you're already on land, unless you can walk on air which negates the usage of mattresses in the first place.
>>198578328Force all women passengers to give up their tampons and use it to soak up all the water in the bulkheads.
>>198578171I would have used my oversized novelty rubber duck as a floatation device.
Tell everyone on board that you are Jewish. Any Americans would gladly give up their place on a raft for you because they lust for Jewish semen.
>>198578171why not just using a door
>>198579843Heem'd the captain and wear his clothes.I'm the captian now.
>>198580741>British liner sailing to America>Americans
>>198579843Grab a gun from an officer, force everyone to the bridge 10 minutes before impact. Tell them to keep their heading and slow down 50 percent, and that in 20 minutes they'll see an iceburg dead ahead. After it's confirmed I tell them I'm from the future and just saved their bloody lives. then I shoot them all, hit full speed and ram the fucking burg anyway
>>198579784While $10000 would be a good financial motivator in many cases exchanging your life for money you cannot spend before you die would probably be a hard sellIt's like the whole "If the sea levels are rising just sell your beach front properties" line
That's ridiculous. It would take a crane to get out.
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>>198578171Because the true story of Titanic has actually never really been told. Nobody thought it was going to sink...until it clearly was and by then everyone was trying to get to a lifeboat, and as for the mattress/impromptu manufacturing of lifeboats out of furniture, it was too late. There were some people that actually did throw deck chairs into the water, like that infamous chef that somehow managed to survive spending the whole night just swimming around, but by the time people figured out that the ship was going to sink it was too late to "go back" and make a raft; also the lights cut out much sooner than the movie makes it out to be.Lastly, bed mattresses soak up water. I remember when I was a kid my friends threw an old mattress into the pool of a kid we didn't like and they had to drain the pool and cut it into pieces in order to get it out; otherwise they would've had to get a crane. Real life isn't like a movie....oh and a lot of people were asleep already and just didn't give a fuck.
Why didn't everyone just get hooched up?
>>198579843I find the captain, and I tell him >listen, in exactly 1 hour from now Jack dies and is the last person Rose thinks about on her deathbed
>>198578171>it's as simple as thatWhy didn't they just fucking swim? lmao>b-but it was freezing coldBunch of bitches
>>198578443This post is very anti-semitic
fun fact: there were plenty of life boats around but the majority of passengers were clueless chucklefucks and didn't want to get in them
>>198579000you don't know what you are talking about at allthey noticed the ship was going to sink pretty much immediatley and started launching life boats pretty early. The problem was that there wasn't enough lifeboats for everybody so ship crew in charge of lifeboats made the call to only put women and children on the boats and keep the men behind. Doing this meant many lifeboats departed with empty spots on them but all lifeboats WERE released. If you were a women in class 1 or 2 your chance of survival was near 99%, a women from class 3 was more like 80% because the crew forgot to unlock the lower gates for 40 mins. It's men that drowned.
>>198578171All you had to do was kill a few people tie them together and youve got a boat as dead bodies float because of all gas inside, its that easy
>>198579784they didn't do that because back in that time british men had a sense of honor. a big deal was made at the time about and churchill made a famous quote saying something along the lines of "if it were ancient greeks or romans the upperclass would have bribed there way off the boat but the titanic is a testament to the superiority of british character and civilization"
>>198578171>Bring welding torch on board (requires pre-planning only a white man is capable of)>When the ship starts sinking, weld together pieces of the ship to make a smaller ship>Rescue some fit survivors to be your crew>Use crew as slaves to row the boat back to civilizationWalla
>>198580603>tampons
>>198578299>>198578328Create a tower of mattresses by stacking them on top of each other so they hit the ocean floor, then the top few mattress will be above the waterline and will be dry. Just wait it out on your lux Serta Sleeper Pillow-Top till rescue ships arrives with caviar and champagne.
>>198578171Icebergs cant break steel beams, its all fake
>>198579843I'd ask one of the crew for information regarding other ships nearby.Then I would steal as much food as I can carry, heave it all into one lifeboat, and fuck off ASAP. Determinism is real.
If I was on that boat it wouldn't have gone down like it did
>>198578171Went to the Titanic museum in Belfast in January. It was bloody fantastic.
>>198583749Your weight would have sunk it ever earlier?
>>198583749There would be a lot of shit and piss in that first class cabin
>>198582395it should also be noted that, back then, the purpose of a lifeboat was not to permanently house the entire population of a ship but rather ferry passengers between the sinking ship and another nearby ship the assumption was that another ship would reach the Titanic before it had sunk completely, which granted, would have been true if the telegraph operator of the nearest ship hadn't turned his equipment off
>>198583746There was only one nearby and it ignored/didnt see the distress flares.
couldnt they just got all the salt from the kitchen to put on the iceberg and melt it?
>>198578336You cheeky cunt.
>>198583895If all the passengers went to the front of the ship and breathed out carbon dioxide then the iceberg surely would have melted before they hit it.
>>198579221>>198579229>>198582277came here looking for this
>>198579843What's the point of the prep time if I don't bring anything you idiot? You want me to take the next real life hour to think of a strategy in my mind on how to survive?
>>198579843Captain will ignore me as a lunatic. Warn as many of the passengers that there are icebergs up ahead, have them gather at the front of the ship as lookouts, and hope for an early warning to avert disaster.Back up plan is this: >>198580068Other back up plan is Rape.
>>198579221>>198579229>>198582277But how do we rescue the pigs labeled 1 and 3?
>>198578171why didn't they use the eagles?
>>198583717>Create a tower of mattresses by stacking them on top of each other so they hit the ocean floor, then the top few mattress will be above the waterline and will be dry. Just wait it out on your lux Serta Sleeper Pillow-Top till rescue ships arrives with caviar and champagne.Sounds comfy.>>198579918>I dont convince the captain. I got warn the mate up top that suppose to be the vigil.>I tell him to wake the fuck up.You find he's already committed suicide with two shots to the back of his head.
>>198579843i get into a real public spot and start singing "that's amore“ but i change the words slightly so that it's about a shipwreck>WHEN YOUR SHIP HITS SOME ICE>IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT>THAT'S A-WARNING
>>198578171Why didn't they throw more doors in the water? They must have had almost enough for every passenger to have a door!
>>198578989Only a problem if what, more than 4 compartments have leaks? Most damage would have been a single point of impact, hell, Titanic could have rammed the iceberg and survived.
>>198579843I explain to him that this is all a ploy to create the US federal reserve and that it will doom the white race over the next 100 years.
>>198585748But the captain was a freemason and was in on it
Why not just grab all of the ice from the kitchen, throw it out and simply walk away from the ship on the floating ice?
>>198585770FUCK!
The mattress would soak up the water and you'd freeze to death
>>198578328Suppose you just dumped a bunch of debris like this near where the ship was damaged. Would it be possible to plug the hole and make the ship sink slower?
>>1985790001. They actually launched pretty much right away2. They were slow to launch because people didn't want to get on them. They thought the boat was unsinkable/rescue would be there soon3. Yes, Captain Smith was notoriously unreliable during the sinking and did pretty much nothing
>>198582134based anarchy enjoyer
>>198583786Did you stick your hand in the water?
>>198582301the lights going out would've been so freaky. i would imagine they had emergency oil lanterns or something but they probably weren't readily available in the chaos. most of the interior would've been a pitch black watery nightmare
>>198586008Especially bad if you are below decks when it starts tilting over and you can't even see anything to grab on toGRIM
>>198586347>feeling your way along a hallway>all of a sudden it tilts into a 100 foot fall>you break your legs on impact>a solid oak and silver armoire pancakes your head two seconds later
>>198579918>the vigil is distracted from spotting the iceberg because some retard keeps shouting unintelligibly from down below
>>198579843>Barge into the ship's bridge>Shout 'ONLY GAYS IN THIS ROOM'>Everyone leaves because they were homophobic at the time (Except the third mate for some reason)>Call the engine room>Get them to bypass the icebergSimple
>>198582301Why did you call him infamous? Were people mad that he found a way to live?
