I am everywhere you want to be, Hank Hill
>MISTER KAHN>I'LL HAVE A MAI TAI
>>198579164>I’d like to take the Reverend over to the lot. Get him behind the wheel of a brand new, pre-owned… Sonata
for now
>>198579164>brown man is everywhereKOTH predicted the future
Kahn and Mihn's sheer pettiness is their funniest feature. There's no depth to which either of them won't stoop if it means they can get the smallest thing over on their "hillbilly" neighbors.
>>198579251>No, you got it all wrong. See, I *financed* you pinstripes for an escort
>>198579343Minh's best feature is how fuckable she is
>>198579391Luanne > Mihn > Nancy > Peggy
>>198579164>Prepare your brain for RAZZLE DAZZLE
>>198579391>when she sexually teased JosephMOMMY
>>198579164have you taken the boomhauer pill yet
>>198579391Would absolutely.
>>198579428>Oh yeah, you rock-a my worldDiamonds desu
How crazy is that drug addict episode
>>198579210Is there a guide to learn this power from Cotton?
>>198579605You mostly have to get used to telling people what to do and not caring if they don't like it.As a doormat I'm understanding this more because I'll do what people say just to get them to stop or leave me alone.
For me it’s Tid Pao, Connie’s cousin from LA.
>>198579164>>198579421My first gf looked like Luanne and kind of dressed like her. Had the FAS face and alcoholic mother and everything. Yep, I was livin like a Frenchman.
>>198579450I model my lifestyle based on a fusion of him, Cotton and Hank
status on the Reboot?
>>198579605Fight in the pacific, or just figure out the lesson plan the Army had to teach the difference between all the Asians. Almost every vet from about WWII to Vietnam can do it.
>>198580143I'm hoping it's cancelled.
>>198580143Everyone is replaced by illegal spics, jeets and nogs
>>198579605>>198580154each asian ethnicity is extremely distinct from each other and they're easy to spot.
>>198580249You CAN do stories like this well, but it would have to be moderates and conservatives like the Hills. ie something not possible with modern writers.
>>198580251>>198580154I live in Los Angeles. I can tell all the Asians apart. I can also differentiate between Persians and Turks. It's pretty easy to tell the different Hispanics apart too.
>>198580384>>198580249>The hills befriend this Spanish maid who doesn't know english well >accidentally get her sent to immigration>some leftist campaigns hard for her to become a citizen>she turns around and votes Republican because she is a socially conservative catholic>the leftist throws a fit>The Hills throw her a welcome to USA party There I just wrote an episode. Dunking on goofy leftists is a theme of the series
>>198580493>Dunking on goofy leftists is a theme of the seriesYou aren't allowed to be pro White in 2024
>>198579210Too based for this gay world
>>198580522>>198580493Could work. My great grandpa fought in WW2 and is a Republican Mexican. I think he hates Russians more than Germans though.
>>198579730>dresses and acts like she's from 1992>episode aired in 2002
>>198582006yes stereotypes work like that.
>>198582200Right after the pop music episode centered on 2000s culture.