No fucking way! This shit is legit hilarious. Wtf was wrong with boomoids?
>>198581615Compared to Dirty Harry it's pretty bad.
>>198581675I had second hand embarassment while watching it.
He does look weird as fuck. I always found it distracting and never watched his movies. What is he Turkish or Hungarian or some weird fucking shit? Fuck's up with this guy?
>>198581702>Lithuanian immigrant father of Lipka Tatar ancestry and a Lithuanian mother.KEEEEEEEEEEEK.
>>198581686I remember some of the actions scenes being kino. I think the movie's worth watching just to see him fire the gun.
>>198581615he didn't age too well but yea he was unlike other wannabe tough guys gym bitchesthe guy worked in the mines before fighting in ww2
>>198581615He's born from Lithuanian parents
>>198581726>>198581861>>198581885Sooo...Not white then.
>>198581615He looks like Tommy Lee Jones with a mustache.
>>198581615Unironically too high t for zoomers to even comprehend, not a single actor under 40 today is a masculine as him at anytime even if they take tons of steroids
>>198581965He literally looks pajeet/SEAnig
>>198581928he was lithuanian so a slav with a bit of mongol admixture
>>198581615He's fine in Death Wish 1 and 2. He's this grieving husband with a daughter so he's supposed to look fairly over the hill. He even sort of gets fucked up if he isn't just blasting fuckers with his gun. By 3, it get's a little ridiculous but it works because he's supposed to be an old guy fighting savage urban youth. No clue about 4 but I think that's the one where he gets a grenade launcher so it's probably amazing.>>198581769Be sure to check out Death Wish 2. He's against a small group that rape his maid and daughter so the kills are more personal. It's really cool to see him gradually hunt them down. He does it a bit in Death Wish 3 too but it's more cartoony and over the top.
>>198581992>Tatars>Slavsretard
>>198582019>No clue about 4 but I think that's the one where he gets a grenade launcher so it's probably amazing.4 is legitimately my favorite. It's so over the top it becomes pure kino. Even 5 is watchable. Overall good series.
Say that to my face, fucker, not online.
>>198582021i did say mongol admixture and GUESS what the tatars were, in part
>>198581615you don't know what looks threatening and what doesn't, you're a retard
>>198582049>There are 5 Death Wish movies and the later ones are coolHot damn! I thought there were only 4 plus that Bruce Willis remake. You just made me night
>>198581615>Old white guy shoots blacks and other smelly minorities Doesn't get much better than that
>>198582083>dude, if you're 12.5% black you're still black>but if you're only 87.5% Turkic it makes you a SlavIs this the American critical race theory I've been hearing so much about?
>>198581988People from there born when he was born were much smaller, a man’s man, what if your dad was actually a badass
>>198582019>Be sure to check out Death Wish 2.Been meaning to check it out for a while, I'll finally see how the series progresses.
>>198582083Tatars are Turkic you retard
>>198581615>anons feel they need to dump on something just to start a thread on something they lovetsk tsk
>>198581702>>198581726>>198581885>>198581928>>198582083>>198582202>>198582345
>>198582161>Turkic>White
>>198582019Yep, Paul Kersey even uses said grenade-launcher to kill the main villain, see pic related.As for 3, I like how action packed it is, it almost feels like 3D-era Liberty City.>>198582049Damn straight.
>>198581615Boomers thought that wig was incredibly convincing
> Homosexual jewish manlets kvetching about Charles "More Manly Than You" Bronson.Another day, another shit thread.>>198582563That's his real hair, baldy.
>>198583083>Comics manchild talking about manlinessKekw.
>>198581615
>>198581615He was 24 while filming the first death wish movie
>>198581702He's a manlet but doesn't look like a manlet
>>198582019>THEY KILLED THE GIGGLER MAN!
>>198583180Kek.
>>198581615>>198581861Yep. No wonder he looked like this at the age of 50. If spending your entire childhood slaving in the coal mines of rural Pennsylvania so your mother and 14 siblings won't starve to death during the Great Depression doesn't make you tough I don't know what does.
>>198581988Now you are just being retarded. Oh wait, you always were
>>198583098> Seething circumcised manlet identified.Charles Bronson will always be manlier than you.
>>198583934Mirin
lmfao at low-t zoomies being intimidated by charles bronson. Go back to your timothy cuckamet and tom gayland twinks
He is KENOUGH
>>198581615Cause he's fucking old as shit here. go watch his stuff from when he wasnt old as shit. He is a bad ass.
>>198584415Yeah, maybe when he wasn't old as shit.
>>198581615https://youtu.be/DUgKUspKisY?si=dowHIbSHrHQHxjrV
>>198583934mirin the forearms
>>198584518Start working on the mines for those forearms.
>>198584453> Old as shit.> Bangs hot babes half his age.> Makes millions.Yeah, what a loser, huh?
>>198581615Imagine being a manlet, with such an inferiority complex, that he still feels threatened by a chad died that 20 years ago.None of you limp wristed poofters can even approach his stature at any level.
>>198584884>Imagine being a manlet,I completely height mog that malnourished chink.
>>198582306It's kino. The evil bastards rape his maid and daughter so you REALLY want to see him kill those pieces of shit, also, some other neat trivia, the setting is moved to LA, the soundtrack is composed by Jimmy Page (yes, THAT Jimmy Page), and Laurence Fishburne is in it in one of his earliest roles (as one of the rapists).
>>198581615I liked it
>>198585116High heel don't count, xir.
>>198581615I liked it but he has better movies than this.>The Mechanic >Violent City>Rider on the Rain>Once Upon A Time in the Westetc
This thread reeks of shitskins in need of some Wiley correction.
Can't even have a nice Bronson thread without tourist schizos shitting up everywhere. Fuck you all.
>>198583934>dat manly huge dick with head definition>that girl's swinging hipsI joined the thread to make fun of the zoombie OP, not to question my sexuality and discover that I'm bi and want to be the meat in a CB/Jill Ireland sandwich.
>>198581992>>198581885Lithuanians are Baltic not Slav, absolute retards
>>198586131You shit up modern film threads. I ruin yours. You're welcome.
>>198586192Baltic is a region you stupid fuck. The people there are slavs. Larp harder, shitskin.
>>198586166>question my sexuality and discover that I'm biYou've always been a faggot you subhuman homo.
>>198586166Sorry the best we can do now are twinks and ladyboys like zendaya.
>>198586234Actually mentally challenged. Sad!
>>198586226test
>>198586328Where's the sex in those? They all look pretty but sexless to me. I guess that Z girl has some nice nips, but that's about it.
Now I'm going to Emmet's fixing shop to..."fix" Emmet.
>>198581992Lithuanians are human beings, unlike slavs.
>>198586166This should've stayed in the drafts you dumb faggot.
>>198586361You don't have any you fucking girly man.
>>198581615You know whatever happened to weird looking men but masculine men in media? Weird looking women get a pass now to a point where people are complaining but whatever happened to niggas like Lee Van Cleef?
>>198586448kek
>>198586234Baltic people are literally an ethnic group from the Baltic region, you knuckle dragging fucking retard. Go cope with being a dumb Indian.
>>198581675it shits all over Her-ty Tranny
>>198586350>>198586466> We're part of the 1%!Cope you can feel.
>>198586459Most of them are very old now, but among the less old there are...Goggins, Fitchner, Del Toro, Jackie Earle Haley, Cancelled and Punished Because He's Not A Mind Reader Aziz Ansari, Jon Heder, Moises Arias
>>198586595Yes, all of them are more manly than any zoom-loved celeb. Even Jon fucking Heder. Napoleon Dynamite is basically an action movie star by today's standards.>b-but muh John WickKeanu is old and his movies are throwback to older action movies.
>>198581702He should have made more movies with a stubble or even a full beard.
