Cast them.
>>198582694Zendaya and Tom Holland>verification not required
>>198582694Pam Grier and Robert Forster
>>198583550I just watch Jackie Brown again today.>I gave my heart and soul to you girl...
>>198582694Ella Balinska and me.
>>198583572WHY DIDN'T HE GO WITH HER AT THE END AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>198582694reddit
>>198583604It’s one of those rare instances where I appreciate the extremely mundane and ordinary setting.
>>198582694didnt lana fuck fattie pam
Henry Cavill and young Eva Mendes
>>198584181who hasn't fucked pam
>>198582694Ella Balinska and Glen Powell.
>>198582694Megan Thee Stallion and me.
>>198582694Stormi Maya would be a perfect fit for Lana, 100%, however I have no idea who could play Archer though.
>>198585353Her hair also can be straightened out well like Lana's and the facial structure is almost identical.
>>198584660Me.
>>198583572
>>198585353>Stormi Mayashe tried to be a rapper, but now she's trying to be a metal singer, she's not particularly good at either
Good morning friends
>>198582694Me and Autumn Falls
>>198582694How is Lana a full blooded negress? She's green eyed and light skinned. Did they originally plan for her to have mixed parents and then decided to go for le two black intellectuals instead?
>>198582694Hunter schaffer and zendaya
The obvious is Rosario Dawson. No idea for Archer though, because it has to be a funny guy at the same time.
>>198585990>How is Lana a full blooded negress?She never used to be so I assume they changed something in later seasons. She was always described as a quadroon
>>198585928>Autumn FallsGods what a stupid name! What's next, Shower Rains?
>>198585860>she tried to be a rapper, but now she's trying to be a metal singerNever knew this lol
>>198585990Is this the sexiest black 2D girl?
>>198586053I feel like they had described her as the same way at an earlier point, which makes perfect sense seeing how she looks, but she definitely has two black parents in a later season. They're both college professors or something of that ilk.
>>198586123I would think so.
>>198582694Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya of course. Every movie lead from now on will be the two of them.>you VILL watch ze mutt and jew and you VILL be happy
>>198585353for me it's the little vertical line under the belly button
>>198582694WMBF ensures a more stable family structure than BMWF.
>>198586064Porn star names are kinda supposed to be cringe like thatalso>Gods>sGood morning sir
>>198586186>but she definitely has two black parents in a later season.Both light skinned.
Ella Balinska and Liam Hemsworth
>>198586233>Timothee Chalamet and Zendaya of course. Every movie lead from now on will be the two of them.Name one (1) film that stars both of these actors that isn't Dunc
>>198586307The mother is lighter skinned than I remember. The father is not. One of them should've been white based on how she looks.
>>198583602Same but me.
>>198582694Wednesday Addams and Shelden from Big Bang
MULATTO BUTTS
>>198586368Her dad is obviously a cuckold.
>lana will never steal your sperm to impregnate herselfwhy even live
>>198586424weird but I can see it
>>198586559There are plenty of black women in desperate need of white sperm, they're massive white supremacists that will break up with you if you don't call them nigger.
Archer was such a fun watch S1-4. s5 was meh tier and Everything after is literally unwatchable tier
>>198586550Yeah, that's plausible.
>>198586368>One of them should've been white based on how she looks.Lana's mom looks darker than Lana, perhaps she's actually super light skinned but she's just tanned as fuck so she looks a lot darker.
>>198586609But what if it is for the role play I don't have black women in my country I need to vote them to go to my country I'm from slavic region we in desperat need for black women I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like them
>>198587734>Not racist>Wants to fuck black womenJust dress up like the Kentucky Colonel and they'll be like, "Oh shit massa, you lookin' good", and you can say back to her, "Bleyet, no speak english"
Rosario Dawson and Jon Hamm
>>198587817Guy friend from KFC?? I thinked before you needed look like rich gangsta not old man
>>198587939Wear his suit, it's basically a plantation suit, they're hard coded to get aroused by the sight of a Southern Gentleman.
>>198586281>
>>198583550>>198583572>>198583604This is one of those movies that improved on the book by cutting out the stuff the story didn't need. And giving it a blaxploitation vibe made it more fun.
>>198582694Me and Lacey London
>>198585990I believe she is canonically mulatto based on Archers ringtone and sexual proclivities.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs
>>198588136BESSEH
>>198582694Cast them.
>>198589597>>198588331
>>198587734>I need help how do I get a black woman I'm not racist I just like themCome to the US and I'll hook you up with black women with huge tits and curvy asses if you let me film it and sign an NDA, I can't have my real life attached to this. I'll even pay for your ticket, food and accommodation.
>>198588331Why did she do it bros?
>>198585353As I get more racist, I find myself more attracted to specifically black women
>>198582694Channing Tatum and Jurnee Smolett
>>198584815This is actually breddy gud
>>198586368melanin heredity isnt like mixing paint retard
Amy Schumer as PamSadie Sink as Cheryl
>>198591465You are a dumb nigger. You are the blackest, retard gorilla nigger I have ever seen.
>>198591249It's the soul of a Southerner possesing you and reminding you the reason they kept female slaves.
>>1985915782 white people can produce a black baby in some instances, you are the retard who knows jack shit about melanin
>>198591630>2 white people can produce a black baby in some instances
>>198586186>>198586219The things I would eat out of her ass. You have no idea.
>>198582694it's a fucking shame the vo for Malory died. she'd have been literally perfect to play the live action version of herself. Rip Jessica Walters.
>>198591690>The things I would eat out of her ass. Describe them.
>>198591753They should've packed it up once Walters died, there is no show without Mallory. Maybe if they hadn't wasted three years on dream episodes.
>>198586609It's terrifying how true this is. Black girls actually love race play. You can say the most heinous /pol/fueled comments and if she's into you she will treat it like gospelAs to how you get a black gf, it is shockingly easy. Just treat them nicely, smile at them, listen to them and talk to her about whatever your interests are. Seeing you passionate about a subject will make her drool for youjbw is 100% realI got my first gf, a black one, and it's been almost exactly like every meme. She tolerates my racist jokes, says I made her a misogynist, and believes me about the Jews. She also cooks and has a high libido like me. What else can I ask for?
>>198591859What do you do about the stench, stds, and proclivity towards violence?
>>198591753Voice actor undersells it. It's the same character as in arrested development.She was the role. Irreplaceable.Unlike your mother
>>198591818yeah but american comedy cartoons really suck at quitting while they're ahead.>>198592011if my mom is replaceable, can I please have the one from milftoon???
>>198592190>quitting while they're ahead.Archer hasn't been good since 2013. There are almost 3x more terrible seasons than good ones.
>>198590874ok but how do I know it's not some kind of scam?
>>198591196What did she do...
