>movies that filter out retards every single time like a litmus testShow this movie to somebody you know. If they hate it, stop talking to them. If they enjoyed it, be their friend for life. Any other movies that do this?
>>198601300Why is this movie so deeply ingrained into your personality that you would lose a potential friendship over? That seems like the real red flag.
>>198601409lots of movies can show the differences between people.are you friends with people who see every capeshit?
>>198601530True, but differences aren't bad. Different perspectives can be interesting. It makes for good conversation.
>>198601624>Different perspectives can be interesting. It makes for good conversation.Not really. I've never had good conversations with a capeshit lover. You're thinking about differences like Americans vs Europeans.
>>198601300>nothing happens the moviestill can't believe I got meme'd into watching this.
>>198601300Yup that's a good one.Not a movie but The Orville is a good filter for TNG 'Trekkie' posers.It encapsulates most of what makes TNG good.
>>198601300midwits cum in their pants over lake mungo for some reason. its okay but really nothing special desu>omg its like a documentary but fake??? and theres a plot twist??? no way!!!
>>198601695>still can't believe I got meme'd into watching this.This guy is a typical explosion loving retard. Please leave /tv/. >>198601741it's not a perfect movie by any means but people who hate it are especially dumb.
>>198601741>omg its like a documentary but fake??? and theres a plot twist??? no way!!!noboody says this. the movie is just well done. people who hate it say things like:>it's just people talking!>nothing happens!>who cares about a girl dying?>um i wasn't scared. where is the gore??
>>198601764>you didn't like the boring found footage mockumentary horror flick?>must be a capeshit loverYou have brain damage.
>>198601836>boringyour brain is numbed by explosions and gorehow big is your porn collection?
>>198601861Nigger I can sit through a movie like Stalker or 2001 with no issue even though they're twice as long because they're actually interesting. Watching some low rent horror film where there's 5 minute scenes of camcorder footage zooming in on a dark shadow in a corner does nothing for me because I'm not fucking brain dead like you are.
>>198601300my best friend doesnt really like to watch movies
>>198602028>I can sit through a movie like Stalker or 2001no you can't i bet you think those are boring movies
>>198601300Someone post the söy horror infographic
>>198601669Strawmanning to defend your weak position.
>>198602067Nope because they're actually intellectually stimulating. There's nothing interesting about watching some Aussies talk to the camera about some dead bitch for an hour and a half with some shitty found footage interlaced in between. One of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen no joke.
This and Ghostwatch are the most immersive found footage horror because the acting is so understated. In American found footage horror you always have actors playing it up and saying shit like "What the fuck was that!" "Calm down, Jeremy you're freaking everyone out!" etc.
>>198602218>There's nothing interesting about watching some Aussies talk to the camera about some dead bitch for an hour and a half with some shitty found footage interlaced in between. One of the worst pieces of shit I've ever seen no joke.You're a moron lol. I bet you watch capeshit.
>>198601409I hate niggers but I am friends with people who like nigger culture and rap music. I hate David Lynch movies but I am friends with people who love them.
>>198602222That and the soundtrack squawking at you to let you know something scary is happening.
>>198602300sounds like you have a lack of friends>>198602222People who hate those movies tend to be slasher fans
>>198602240>durrr you must watch capeshit durrrIt's pretty telling that your only defense of this trash is to straw man anyone who disagrees with you and call them a capeshit lover. About the mental capacity I would expect from anyone that unironically enjoys this slop.
>>198602385just admit you've watched capeshit in the past year.
>>198601300I feel it has way too much build up for 20 (admittedly good) minutes of spookiness. It's an okay film with a pretty good gimmick/reveal.Btw the best scene in this isn't the phone scene but the second to last scene where the mom and the daughter's sessions with the psychic play at the same time and you slowly realize that the daughter had a vision of her ghost trapped in the house, unable to communicate with her family and her mom didn't see her. Great "when you realize it" moment.
>>198602429as long as you don't hate Lake Mungo, you are likely a patrician. people who hate it are the biggest idiots on /tv/
>>198601300>>198601530>>198601669OP is an asshole and has few to no friends, that's the joke
>>198602482having dumb friends is stupid, anononly smart, thoughtful friends are worth your time.
>>198602510But you have none of those, so the point is moot.
>>198602476I thought it was alright. A tad boring but alright.
>>198602429Lake Mungo is more sad than scary, it's about a girl who foresaw her own death but couldn't reach out to anyone or escape it.
>>198602476>people who hate it are the biggest idiots on /tv/I actually do agree with this.
>>198602556>Lake Mungo is more sad than scary, it's about a girl who foresaw her own death but couldn't reach out to anyone or escape it.This. The people who can't see this and just say "it's not scary! nothing happens!" are the worst kind of people on /tv/
>>198601741You retard. The good thing about Mungo is that it's well made. It's not trying to be revolutionary or anything; it's just a good old fashioned ghost story told in the form of a mockumentary, and it's executed very well.
>>198601741>omg its like a documentary but fake??? and theres a plot twist??? no way!!!You're retarded, anon. Why do you embarrass yourself like this?
I THINK LAKE MUNGO SUCKS
>>198601300It was kino but how does it filter out retards exactly?
>>198601764>>198601800>>198602631>>198602691nothing special and forgettable
>>198602743>It was kino but how does it filter out retards exactly?anybody who hates Lake Mungo exposes themselves as a retard. every single time. they literally get mad about seeing it and say stupid shit.
lake mungo more like lake lame-o
>>198602748>nothing special and forgettableLake Mungo is probably one of the most talked about movies online. Even movie directors recommend it to people. So yeah you're a moron.
>>198602817>Even movie directors recommend it to peopleNta, which ones? Good directors? Or trash directors?
>>198602817>Even movie directors recommend it to peoplechris stuckamnn doesnt count as a director
>>198602844trash directors are morons who don't even know about this movie.
>>198602901Those aren't director names. Want to try again?
>>198603054benson and moorhead. they even did extras for the limited edition bluray since they liked it so much.
>>198601695not enough donation messages and quips for you, little zoomie?
>>198601695biggest moron ITT
>>198601300I hate lake dungo so much>Le twist is that we were faking!>N-NO BUT IT'S ACTUALLY REAL NOW! S-SERIOUSLY! PLEASE BELIEVE ME NOW!
>>198604254just like my islanders
>>198604469>I hate lake dungo so muchanother retard got triggered by this thread
Shan't be watching.
>>198604469horrible tier list
>>198601300The sweet innocent daughter turning out to be a slut gave me some kind of Madonna whore complex it's so over for me guys
>>198605380Keep crying Jason.
>>198604469Blair Witch in A tier, commit suicide right now.
Hellhouse LLC is my favorite found footage/mockumentary horror film and I'm not afraid to say it. Lake Mungo was ok.
>>198601695>Where’s the interracial sex and transgender women?
>>198605514slop
>>198605514For me, it's Le Rage du Demon.
>>198605514Lake Mungo is a little better than HHLLC but I liked both.
>>198606583>Le Rage du Demon.meme
Great movie
>>198605491>Blair Witch in A tier, commit suicide right now.this
>>198601300That one jumpscare is the saving grace of the film
>>198601409Idk
>>198601530>lots of movies can show the differences between people.Except you completely disregard the reason why someone likes or hates a movie
>>198604469>can't even fill out the gridEmbarassing
>>198601300This movie is low budget garbage. > a litmus testYeah, you just tested positive as 'Fucking Retard'
>>198611396>This movie is low budget garbage.You are nothing but a snob. Go back to your blockbuster capeshit and PG-13 horror.
>>198601300It's a mediocre movie. Just because you think you 'get it' does not make you a super genius and everyone else a retard. Everyone brings their own unique perspective to each movie. Imagine tying your entire identity to this mediocre movie.
>>198604469>As above so below in the highest tierIt was an alright movie, but it was a terrible found footage movie. The script is clearly written for a traditional movie with the found footage aspect really tacked on. All the characters talk like they are in a regular movie and you have these very clear-cut character arcs. That isn't bad, but it makes it obvious that it's not even trying to be believable as actual footage someone found, which is in my opinion the reason a good found footage horror film works. I feel like if you rate As Above So Below that highly, you just like regular horror movies and don't really like found footage horror movies.
>Found Footageit it ain't blair witch, it's a giant crap. some are alright like frogman, if you edit out all the garbage. there, I said it.
>>198601300I prefer Eden Lake for lake movies. It has my titfu in it. Do I get to be your friend?
>>198611410>You disagree with my idiotic opinion therefore you must like capeshit and pg13 moviesJust shows how much of a moron you are
>>198611483>It's a mediocre movie.oh come on. people recommend it all the time. mediocre movies do not get recommended like lake mungo does. you have no idea what makes a good film.
>>198611519found footage includes mockdocsit is all under the same genre.>>198611609criticizing a movie for being low budget is like saying a video game is shit for having 2d instead of 3d graphics. you are a total retard.
>>198611606impeccable tastes you sir, win.
>>198611647>people recommend it all the timePeople here also say it was shit all the time. Not everyone HAS to like movies you like, if you insist on that there is something wrong with you
>>198602218>Stalker>intellectually stimulatingFucking posers. Stalker has some excellent parts, but it also has long stretches where literally fucking nothing happens. Loooooong fucking stretches. No need to lie about it.
its shit and youre a retard
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>>198611705>People here also say it was shit all the time.yeah for stupid reasons. so what? is 2001 a space odyssey bad because it didn't have tons of explosions or too slow for some people's patience? not saying lake mungo is anywhere near that level, but there's people saying good movies were shit for all kinds of reasons. the point is that lake mungo has a good average of people that like it and it is objectively well made.
>>198611816OP here. You cannot be my life long friend. If you change your mind and publicly state you like Lake Mungo, then you we can be friends for life. Please send your contact info if you change your mind.
>>198611921>lake mungo has a good average of people that like itCompletely biased assumption>it is objectively well madeNot really.
>>198611979>Completely biased assumptionit's true. you're biased because you hate it and refuse to see the truth. you're just dishonest.
>>198612056>The objective truth is it is a great movie and anyone who disagrees is just dishonest>There is no possibility of someone disliking Lake Mungo for any other reasonYour point of view is completely unreasonable and also very naïve and retarded.
>>198612144nobody said it was a great movie. it's a good movie. stop trying to strawman you fag.
>>198612165Okay. So anyone who disagrees that Lake Mungo is a good movie is just being dishonest, according to you. There is no other possibility.
>>198612183or stupid, yes.
>>198601300It’s just a very boring movie with one creepy scene. Everything’s told after the fact so there’s absolutely zero suspense. The fakeout was completely unnecessary and deflated the movie and ultimately contributes nothing to the movie. It was just filler for the sake of padding out time
>>198612195It's an objectively good movie so I do not understand this criticism. Clearly the problem is with you.
>>198612195>very boringto retards>zero suspenseits not a linear movie, retard.>The fakeout was completely unnecessaryyour opinion.
>>198612221not him but if it's so good, why aren't you watching it right now?you feel the need to defend it like a video game and care what other people think?
>>198612221>I do not understand I accept your concession lil midwit
>>198601300Budget $1.7 millionBox office $29,850Convince me to watch this avant garde kino
>>198612256"it's good"
>>198612256OP will be your friend for life.
>>198612234>it’s not a linear movieSo? That doesn’t mean anything to the point I was making that there’s zero suspense due to the mockumentary format with everything being told after the events
>>198612256it's good.>>198612290it's not supposed to be very suspenseful you moron.
>>198601300I think your thread has outed Lake Mingo fans as complete retards of the worst kind, good job OP.
>>198601300A Space Odyssey is empty spectacle with zero substance. It is a depressingly boring film from a great director
>>198602222check'd
>>198612305>w-well akshually I just decided a horror isn’t supposed to have any suspense! Lmao
>>198612317ok capeshitter>>198612333if you think lake mungo is horror-first, you're dumb. it's more of a paranormal mystery drama than horror. typical /tv/ buffoon who doesn't know shit.
>>198612357I actually don’t care what you think Lake Dungo is because it’s classified as horror
>>198612375Mungo Sisters emergency meeting!!! We're finished!
>>198612375>because it’s classified as horrorso what? you probably don't even consider it horror yourself. lots of movies fall under different genres and lake mungo is not horror-first. it's easy to dispute you morons when you criticize this movie.>it's not scary!typical lake mungo hating smoothbrainthis is not a jumpscare horror movie.
>>198601530I don't know if they watch every capeshite, but they do watch a lot of films. I don't watch any films, so the topic never comes up. I'm very good friends with quite a few such people.
>>198612443>this is not a jumpscare horror movieit's literally only known for its jump scare and being boring. Every thread about it mentions the jump scare, because that is the only thing that happens
>>198612465>it's literally only known for its jump scarenot true. that's just the only thing you liked about it. >nothing happensthat's what smoothbrains like you say because you can't think about anything unless it has explosions
>>198612443>akshually it’s a paranormal mystery dramaAll of those things need suspense to be an interesting story. I don’t think you even know what the word means if you think it simply applies to horror lil midwit
>>198612465>the jump scare, because that is the only thing that happensNot him but man this makes you look really stupid.
>>198612495>All of those things need suspense to be an interesting story.Not all stories need suspense you fucking idiot. Some stories are told in different ways. You're just a moron who thinks everything should be like your capeshit.>>198612502these guys are always stupid. they say the same shit that makes no sense. imagine thinking that the ghost reveal is the only thing that happens when there's a whole narrative that was interesting to watch. these people just can't like anything unless there's gore and jumpscares nonstop throughout.
>>198601300This is just an excuse for not having any friends.>B-but no one passed my Lake Mungo filterBWHAHAHAHAHA!
>>198612626all my friends pass the lake mungo filter. most people aren't as dumb as you
>>198612645>all my friends pass the lake mungo filter.are they in the thread with you right now?
>>198612645By definition, they would not be your friends if they did not pass the filter. Unless you are saying you showed Lake Mungo to every single one of your friends and they all enjoyed it. So you have never stopped talking to anyone who did not like it, because in your world everyone likes Lake Mungo. LMAO.
>>198612694>Unless you are saying you showed Lake Mungo to every single one of your friends and they all enjoyed it.i do that with all the movies i likedon't you? you must not have friends....
>>198612705I have friends, I don't use a shitty horror movie to filter who can and can't be my friends
>>198612694>because in your world everyone likes Lake Mungo. LMAO.Pretty sure he said retards don't like it, which is very true.
>chris stuckmann loves this movie>reddit lobs this movie it sucks ass and nothing you say will change my mind
>>198612729>I don't use a shitty horror movie to filter who can and can't be my friendsanon...lots of people do this.ever been on a date? people do it when dating, toomovies reveal a lot of about peoplelike how you are a retard who watches capeshit.>>198612744>muh redditgo back to /hor/ you slasher loving retard.
This movie is literally 90 minutes of people acting incredulous with an accent and people actually called it scary.
>>198612760>I take all my 'dates' to see Lake Mungo. If they do not like it, I refuse to have sex with them>My seed is for Lake Mungo fans ONLY
>>198601741I agree 100% and I hate the new "faux-documentary interview" meme in general.
>>198612760it all makes sense now.that general laughed you out of it.
>>198612770This is a good summary. It's just a poorly done documentary style horror that stretches it's budget by having a lot of talking scenes trying to create a spooky atmosphere.
Time is too valuable of a resource to justify this film.
>>198612823/hor/ loves lake mungobut they have slasher fans too>>198612788every girl i fucked enjoyed lake mungomaybe you should try dating
>>198612867>/hor/ loves lake mungoI was in the thread that the OP was trying to "trigger" people with. they all told him to fuck off.last (You) btw
>>198612890i'm always there and still there.you one of the gorehounds?stay mad
>>198612931what?
>>198601300Conclusion: Lake Mungo is actually shit and it's fans are retarded self-righteous assholes
>>198602510>I like the movies I like>I am smart and thoughtful>I am worth everybody's timeyou're not a nigger but you're close.
>>198601300What if I didn't hate it nor love lake mungo
Butterfly Kisses was made by one of the Blair Witch guys, it was pretty decent.
>>198613274Not even aussies defend that slop anymore. Thank the youtube zoomers for giving us Talk To Me.
>>198613460>>198613274get a job, trollsaussies love lake mungo
>>198613512How the fuck would your goofy ass know? Youre not from Oz and no Aussie is shitposting about a poofter movie on a Friday night.
>>198613597They are if they don't have friends because all their friends don't like Lake Mungo
>>198613385This means you like capeshit movies with loud explosions and you will never be my friend
>>198613597this is prime aussie time, mutt
>>198601300>IS THAT... LE... BLOATED DOPPLEGANGER?>endsbravo
>>198613675>shitposting at 10 on a friday night instead of drinking goon and fucking sheilasPerth poofter with no m8 detected.
>>198601300This, but the opposite. Clearly anyone who enjoys Lake Mungo is deranged
>>198613653No, it means I didn't even watch this movie
>>198613785I'm sorry, you failed the test
>>198613864What if I decide to watch it doughbeit
>>198613785Pussy
>>198601300I absolutely love this film, one of my favorite found footage movies, but yeah >>198601409 I wouldn't end a friendship over it kek. I don't even have any friends who are into horror beyond the super popular stuff.
>>198601695Shit clearly happens if you actually watch the movie without looking at your phone the whole time.
>>198601530>are you friends with people who see every capeshit?How's pseudo-documentary horrorshit fundamentally better than capeshit?
>>198615156That's a stupid question. Capeshit is for kids. This is for adults.
>>198601695How's being Chinese working out for you?
>>198615264Bullshit, horrors are for the smallest kids who get spooked by ghosts and cheap screamers, while capeshit is for teenagers and young adults who are already grown enough to appreciate juicy chicks in skintight suits.
>>198615156It's definitely better than modern MCU capeshit because with Lake Mungo you can tell there were people involved who actually wanted to make a good movie, instead of it being 2 hours of poorly animated CGI assembled together by test committees.
>>198615305>horror is for kids This is how dumb you sound. Tell me how porn is for kids next.
>>198615305>horror is for kids but capeshit is for adultsKek this is bait. If horror was considered "kids entertainment" then capeshit is for toddlers.
>>198615264>Lake Mungo is for adultsHilarious. Was this your first R rated movie, kiddo? Is that why you are so emotional about it?
>>198616102NTA but I can't see children being entertained by the movie, it's clearly intended for an older audience.
for me it's Eyes Do Not Want to Close at All Times, or, Perhaps One Day Rome Will Allow Herself to Choose in Her Turn
it's the only horror movie that actually scared me, and I've watched hundredsthose ghost zoom ins were unnerving, had to look away several times
The chud energy in this thread is off the charts. It's unfortunate that an actual good movie has to get dragged down by this, it might as well be a capeshit thread.
>>198602556Even sadder if you take into account that her brother probably did the deed himself lol
