>A.Film.Called.Blacks.Cant.Swim.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-GINO>A.Film.Called.Blacks.Cant.Swim.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-GINO>A.Film.Called.Blacks.Cant.Swim.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-GINO>A.Film.Called.Blacks.Cant.Swim.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-GINO>A.Film.Called.Blacks.Cant.Swim.2020.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP2.0.H.264-GINOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1w-qGdTNrU>A Film Called Blacks Can't Swim" is a film documentary about a Black Briton whose fears and anxiety of not being able to swim and drowning is dramatized as he battles with the stereotypes set by society. IS IT TRUE?ISN'T THAT A STEREOTYPE?FIND OUT IN THIS NEW DOCUMENTARY!
>>198604451I'm white and can't swim either. There's a river nearby where I live and you know who constantly drowns there? People who can swim. They overestimate their abilities, swim drunk or go swimming/tubing when there's too much water and it's dangerous.
>>198604634>There's a riverwho is dumb enough to swim in a river?
>>198604451I can't swim and I'm not black
>>198604805Swiss people. It's a tradition amongst the locals here. They drown in it. Every year.
>>198604451>starring Ed Accura>soundtrack by Ed Accura>directed Mysterex
It's been so long since I swam that I'm not even sure I can swim any more. Is it like riding a bike?
>>198604451Was at the city pool the other day. There was a qt teen nigress with her white boyfriend teaching her to swim
>>198604451I took a ‘water survival training’ for a military course and EVERYBODY in the remedial class was black - including men who I consider to otherwise be quite competent Some people have told me it’s due to cultural differences, other have told me it’s a matter of muscle/bone density, but I think we all know the REAL reason They lack the Yakubian blessing.
>>198605270>Some people have told me it’s due to cultural differencesLol
>Every tax paid school in the uk has had swimming classes in since the 90s.Fucker cut classes.Me, being poor as shit working class northerner.Got to learn how to swim in what we call primary school. (6-12)This nigger is lying through his teeth.
>>198604451My neighbor hood had a pool we could all walk to. My hood had a small section 8 cluster near our pool so the deepest part was only 6 feet so the jigaboos wouldn't drown. Instead of a diving board we got a gay little slide.
>>198605334Laughing at it doesn't make it false.
>>198604451sold, how could i NOT watch that
>>198605334‘They grow up in communities without pools and role models to teach them to swim, potentially as a result of slavery’ This is what I’ve been told I can’t speak to how common public pools are in urban American areas
>>198605270Hmm.>Yakub escapes in a great fleet>Builds his demon face on an island Story checks out actually. Thanks, Yakub!
>>198605623Do black people swim in Africa?
swimming is a useless talent that white people brag about like bru you live in michigan why the fuck do you need to learn to swim when the ocean like 10000 miles away
>>198605744Fr fr 100 baka senpai
>>198605744USA is covered with lakes, rivers, and other bodies of water you dumb nigger.
>>198605828why would I ever go to a lake or some shit I live in a city away from that shit I don't need to learn to swim
>>198605744>swimming is a useless talentpajeet logic
>>198605680They exist and then blacks destroy them then they don't. Kinda like malls and parks and anything else really.
>>198605270Same. I had no idea how much that stereotype was true. Looks like Yakub made the better people after all
>>198605744What about the giant lake people swim in?
>>198605898that mentality is why you will always be 'just another nigger'
>>198605744>bru you live in michiganhalf the state is one big lake you retarded pavement ape
>>198605058Yeah, but more like drowning in water.
>>198606580>>198606602>>198606651>go to a lake or some shit and get heat stroke and drown and have to rent a suv and camping shitor>stay at home play nba2k23 and smoke some weedtough choice sure glad I spent years and years learning to swim
>>198606734>years and yearsyeah no one is disputing how slow you are
>>198605690>Do black people swim in Africa?no
>>198607518You've never been to Africa, how would you know that?
>>198604451bkack american here. i cant swim because no one ever taught me to. i also had a traumatic event when i was younger where i almost drowned in my uncles pool but he saved me. my siblings, cousins friends etc can all swim except me. now that im older people have tried to teach me but i freak out because i sink. if i could at least not sink/tread water i think id be more encouraged to learn. once i start sinking i freak out
>>198605139>city poolhow poor are you
>>198606734>go to a lake or some shit and get heat stroke and drown and have to rent a suv and camping shitor>stay at home play nba2k23 and smoke some weedunironically based
>>198606651I live in Michigan and I mistrust anyone who can't swim.
>>198604805nothing wrong with going with that, andalucian rivers are comfy
>>198607768have you ever met an african that swam out of africa? me either
>>198607518>>198607768they couldn't even make boats to leave africa so why would you think they are a water people?
>>198605270They try to beat the water into submission. IMO it's a lack of empathy. Same reason they can't do anything involving being grraceful. Same reason they're such godawful wrestlers. Same reason they can run fast but can't ride bikes fast. Some charity cucks tried to make pro team of 100% Africoon bucks, they did AWFUL. Machine control, reading what you're opponent is going to try, even pushing water aside instead of trying to beat it to death, all take empathy.
>>198605744Factsbased
protip, if you can float, you can stay alive.I swear amerifats die from panic, pumping their legs and screaming for help. i swim in rivers, the ocean, anywhere i want. if i get tired i just float on my back and relax for a bit.maybe Australians are just built different, not afraid.
>>198604805teens
>>198608016Australians are afraid of dead people.
>>198607931>IMO it's a lack of empathyEmpathy is about understanding other people's perspective/emotions. It's not about understanding water or how bikes work.
>>198608175says abbos
>>198608040LMAO classic niggers
>>198607931>they're such godawful wrestlersThis is largely untrue. There's a fair number of black wrestlers in recent years in NCAA. I don't know how many make the olympics, but at least at a collegiate level they do pretty well.
>>198607931>empathyYou're thinking of a different word. Not sure which, but definitely not that.
>>198608040Somebody think of the LaDarii!
>>198604451Blacks can't typography either holy shit that's bad.
I swim.
>>198607800black people have a harder time swimming because their ratio of torso to limbs is different... they have relatively small torsos.
>>198606734>I spent years and years learning to swimlol took me a day when I was 4. never used those blow up "wings" or any of that gay shit.
>>198605270>They lack the Yakubian blessing.I took out a loud, lengthy laugh
>>198609990Bullshit
>>198607800go to a shallow part where you cant sink
>>198605270
>>198607800Just try to wave your arms slowly across the surface and kick your legs slowly. I can easily keep float just using my arms and no leg kicking. I learned when I was older, only took a couple hours at the beach, but once I did, it was easy and I had no problem even staying afloat in crashing waves, etc.>once i start sinking i freak outThis is a natural reaction for everyone.
>>198608016People panicking generally take short shallow breaths, which is the worst possible thing you can do in the water
>>198605690I think they once attempted to create the myth that surfing was invented by blacks on the east coat of Africa, but since it hasn't been mentioned even once during current year's "Blacks invented everything" kick, I'm guessing it failed miserably to take as a reddit-style TIL type of thing.
>>198605623If you took a "12 year olds who can't read" class, it would be all blacks also
>>198605270met an african girl that lived 200m from the coast>"so what did you do, go surfing or smth?">"i cant swim"i dont understand, you live right by a fucking beach, why wouldnt you want to swim?!
>>198610175I don't think it makes it harder for them to swim at a survival level but it does explain why there's almost no black swimmers at an olympic level. The tall+long legs+muscular body type that gives them an advantage in sprinting and jumping is the opposite of what you want to be a fast swimmer. Michael phelps is a total genetic freak among whites but finding a black dude built like him is basically impossible.
>>198605623There are cultural differences BECAUSE there are genetic differences. Claiming anything else is fucking retarded.Niggers don't swim because they can't, they play a lot of basketball and sprint because they can.
>>198610767she didn't want to mess up her hairsame reason why they don't bathe muchalso swimming takes coordination they don't have
>>198604451I lost some weight 2 years ago went to sea and suddenly realized swimming is kinda hard. You actually have to struggle to stay afloat. No fun.
>>198611580>went to sea and suddenly realized swimming is kinda hard.no shit, moron. humans aren't meant for the sea. we barely adapt to lakes and ponds.
>>198611580>>198611679wtf are you idiots talking about. you should be able to float on your back without much effort at all. it's literally like flying through thick slow air that wants to keep you aloft.
>>198611842>it's literally like flying through thick slow airthe sea isn't slow moron
>>198604451they had to lower the IQ threshold for being considered retarded because too many niggers were below the line. they are literal retards
>>198604634I'm not sure the reason people drown is because there's too much water. Unless its in their lungs.
>>198607931>Black people cannot swim...>Because they are so violent they try to just hit the water instead of paddlekek>>198610851This. It would only be representative at an elite level. When I was a teen I looked like fucking slenderman but with huge legs, so I would "float" with my legs pointing down at a fucking 45 degree angle. But once you get used to swimming you realise you actually swim under water so sinking isn't a problem and you only need to briefly get air.
>>198605744but I don't live in Michigan>and I did eet brekfuss
>>198604451>it's a boring snoozefest showing random nigs talking about how they don't swim>nothing about them even trying>no footage of niggers sinking
>>198611580wtf, floating in the sea is easy, even as a hungry skeleton>>198611679but that's the opposite
>>198612710It's not hard but the effort is necessary and that felt unusual. I was used to just flowing in water effortlessly. Suddenly it's do this constantly or drown because you are heavier than water.
>>198612665Do they even get any blacks guys who are afraid of swimming to try swimming? Seems like this would be the minimum expectation of a documentary like this.
>>198604451>IN ENGLANDWait how did he get there?
>>198611580Sounds like you need to exercise until it’s no longer hard
>>198604634>Too much waterGood lord the horror
>>198604634define too much water anon.
>>198605058>Is it like riding a bike?yes, absolutely.Biking, swimming, skiing, skating. All that shit is motor skills and it stays with you forever. You may be a bit rusty, but it'll come right back to you
>>198608040>start to feel bad in the first paragraph>see the names>picturing a bunch of niglets hopping into the river like fucking lemmings>mfw
>>198605744>>198605898I know a 32 year old man who has this exact mindset about almost everything. He can't drive or even ride a bike, just takes the bus to and from work and plays videogames in his free time.He can actually swim though, but we learn that in school here.
>>198604634>I'm white and can't swim either>>198604850>I can't swim and I'm not blackYou ain't white. I'm a unfit obese lanklet and even I can swim pretty decently. Swam across a river with my buddies at night heavily smashed. Almost drowned at the half point, but pushed through. Then swam back with renewed strength, after getting my feet cut by a broken glass on the other. Ahh, good times. It's like you retards never went to a countryside beach as kids. I know I did, I can swim, pretty good too.
>>198613318>I'm an obese white man and I learned to swim>Therefore you cannot be whiteNice logic, fatty
>>198613318Nobody asked for your life story about drunk swimming dude, half that shit is completely irrelevant to your point shut the fuck up faggot. "Obese lanklet" lmao holy shit what a cope, looking like a stretched out starving african child or what
Black bong here, I've been a strong swimmer my whole life.Then again I lived close to a swimming pool as a kid and the family home in Africa is a short drive from the coast.
Many fathers, including mine, throw us into the water and do a literal sink or swim moment to teach us how to swim. Hmm, I wonder why so many blacks don't know how to swim... peculiar.
>>198613354Sounds to me like you're a literal African, not the inferior descendants of the slaves who your ancestors sold. The black people who can't swim generally tend to be the ones whose ancestors were slaves.
>>198610767>Lived by a river, basically every summer my friends and I spent most our time playing in the river swimming etc>Sea was like an hour drive, every year we had a 7 day school trip to the sea, not to mention at least once a month I would go with my family there>still a shit swimmerI won't drown if you throw me in water and I can somewhat thread water, but I can swim 15-20m tops and i get tired as fuck
>>198611679you stupid nigger, it's easier to swim in the sea then in a lake/river
>>198604451>A Film Called Blacks Can't Swim" is a film
>>198605356When I was in middle school, there were two black children that the teacher would call on to read from the text book. They couldn’t actually read though, and it was painful. It was frustrating in two ways , one was the sympathy you had for the black kid that must have felt shamed, and the second, the teacher would get upset with anyone that helped them sounding out words. They grew up in the same school district as me, and the schools made sure we were reading by the 1st/2nd grade. I have no clue how a person would get to the 7th grade, unable to read. It happens though.
>>198604451Is this the beginning of stereotype cinematic universe, the next one will be about watermellon or fried chicken, then it could be about rapist pajeets, white people can't jump etc.
>I'm white and can't swim
>>198604451A long time ago I was a lifeguard at a waterpark. The nickname for blacks is rockfish. The dumb little niglets will go right to the top of the biggest slide and go down with no idea how to swim. Come out the bottom and immediately start drowning. Seriously, there’s a nickname/slur for blacks in like every type of activity. They’re just that notably obnoxious/stupid/incompetent in practically every scenario.
>>198613347>I learned to swimThe question is - why didn't you? It's known that black people don't learn. You're black going by that logic.
>>198613318I didn't say white, stupid.
>>198613472>What's your film called?>A Film Called Blacks Can't Swim>It's called Blacks Can't Swim?>No
>>198613565Of course not, saar. Curry on.
>>198604451Yeah I'm not gonna watch a documentary about race. fuck off I don't wanna hear muh white people bad for 2 hrs.
>>198613446>it's easier to swim in the sea then in a lakelol
I never understood the can't swim meme. Even as a child I instinctual ly knew to doggy paddle with my arms and legs before I learned how to do it the right way.
>>198608040What in the FUCK why do black people name their kids this shit.
>>198613588I think he means because of the salinity of the water. Like floating in the Dead Sea.
>>198613615ok i'll put 100 people in the sea and 100 people in a lake and see which drowns more in 30 min.
>>198613588>>198613659this nigger doesn't know the difference between saltwater and freshwaterShould have stayed at school Tyrone
>>198613491It's usually because blacks don't know how to raise children. Most white families encourage their children to read books and will spend time with them outside of school to improve their reading level if they're having a hard time with it.
its not rocket science, there are no swimming pools available in the ghetto
>>198613677there's a difference but there's another difference between the sea and a lake, anon. one moves, the other doesn't really move.
>>198613719Yea most of them have access to a lake or a beach
>>198613659Ok, I’ll put 100 people in the middle of the Dead Sea and 100 people in the middle of Lake Superior. GGEZ
I bet the reason is crocodilesJust about everywhere black peoples exist there are giant man eating lizards hiding in the water and then white people moved them to the states where there are more man eating lizards
>>198613801Another nickname that was common back in the day, gator bait.
>>198613588Salt water helps you float. And most people swim by safe beaches, where the water is relatively calm, not the middle of the ocean.
>>198608425water has feelings too you crimer
>>198613842but they get nervous and bring each other down
>>198613547two meters deephe could have dropped down and kicked off from the bottom repeatedly and been at no risk of drowninghow are these people so retarded
>>198613737most public beaches are made around places where there aren't big waves, you will also drown in a lake if you go there during a storm
>>198613834Like I’m not even being ridiculous. I bet black child rearing has taboos around water, probably stuff they aren’t really conscious of that impacts kids anxiety around water in the same way white grandmas nag little children to wear coats or they will catch cold.Just because they moved countries that stuff doesn’t disappear. Crocodiles are one of humans true predators, we aren’t prey taken by mistake or desperation. We are just another stupid monkey taking a drink.
>>198613373That's what happened to me. I never learned how to swim. My father just chucked me in the water and I started swimming even though I'm slow as shit and inefficient at it. I don't understand how you can not know how to swim. Do people panic and exhaust themselves? Just tread water bro.
>>198614110It is panic We have a programed in doggy paddle. Keep a baby from panicking and it will doggy paddle just like a puppy held over water.
>>198604634>I'm white and I cant-God made you in his image, he gave you a brain, grace, the holy Spirit. You CAN do whatever you want you lazy faggot, you just have to try or learn it. Blacks howemstever, do not have any of these things. They can't think, they can't learn, they can't swim because they're demons and water is a purifying agent. Shame they don't really bathe either as a result.
>>198614394>God made you in his imageBut anon we don't look anything like our father Yakub
>>198614394This fool thinks he can emulate our father! We should kill him
Why aren't salt pools a bigger thing? Any pool engineers able to speak on the chemistry of a salt pool? Always wanted to swim in bouyant water, I sink like a rock. They should at least be standard for learning to swim
>>198614704I swam in one on a cruise ship because it would cycle ocean water. The salt would burn the fuck out of your eyes.
>>198614704most people dont like them because the salt sticks to you and burns in the eyesbut its much easier to maintain and more environmental friendly than fresh water pools
>>198605677Frame it: JUST DYNASTY
>>198614762>>198614801That's what I really don't understand. Chlorine isn't easy on the eyes either.
>>198607931>Machine control, reading what you're opponent is going to try, even pushing water aside instead of trying to beat it to death, all take empathy.Nah it's because the "sports" you cherry picked are effeminateMachine control? The best F1 driver of the decade is black. Bicycling is femReading your opponent? The greatest boxers of all time are black. Wrestling is femPushing water aside? We push white boys aside in order to get closer to white women. This is no different from swimming, a fem activity
>>198614913much easier than salt
>>198604451>A Film Called Blacks Can't SwimSomeone should make a documentary about this film and call it "A Film Called A Film Called Blacks Can't Swim".Then I'll make a film about that and call it "A Film Called A Film Called A Film Called Blacks Can't Swim".
How many kids died because of that live action Little Mermaid film?
>>198614948Even at ocean strength I'd still like a salt pool. I guess the biggest reason is anyone rich enough to build one can go to the ocean already
>>198614916I implore you to stop being Asian
