What did (you) think of it? What did I think of it? Did anyone watch it at all?
basic family action comedy thing
>>198620217>"welcome home anon."you know knuckles is fucking your mom, what do?
>>198620217I did not watch it because I am not a prepubescent child.
>Alf but with Knuckles insteadVery exciting and cool. Does everything the west touch when it comes to Sonic turn to liquid shit? Why don't the Japs gatekeep them the fuck out and make all the Sonic media themselves? Yuji Naka leaving Sega was truly the end of all things
>Rouge not giving me rimjob paizuriTrash
>>198620217Based on the reviews, Knuckles is barely in it. (expensive CGI) This dude is the star of the show.
>>198620670It's road trip thing. Like the sonic movie thing. Wade and knuckles are both stars. Knuckles is trying to teach wade to be a warrior
It’s dreadful. Wade is painful to watch. God damn it’s shit.
>>198620785No one could possibly take Jonah Hill seriously in a "warrior" role, it's less believable than a giant talking hedgehog.
>>198620217>make a big deal about mixtapes, music and finding "your jam">not a single knuckles rapGarbagehonest thoughts, its just above mediocre. Like the movies.
>>198620670Episodes 1-3 have the amount of Knuckles you would expect, episode 4 was just Wade episode that parody's Knuckles and is the shortest episode, then yeah 5 and 6 leaned a bit much on the human parts that yeah was probably when the budget for the cgi character was waning.
The Knuckles TV show and Sonic movieverse are copaganda.
>le CGI talking animal in le real worldI'm just not gonna watch it! Sorry!
>>198620217Plan on watching it later Hope there's a lot of references only autistic Sonic nerds recognize.
>>198620217I got a free month of Paramount to watch Ark (AVOID ARK AVOID ARK, NIGGER/TRANNY SHOW) and so after I gave up on Ark I watched Wild Thornberries and holy shit the trailers for this Knuckles thing were absolutely insufferable.
>>198620366I watched all of Alf in Japanese recentlyI forgot how comfy that show wasSo this is a good comparison if you're correct
>>198620217Digger
>Rogue and Amy doesn't show upIt was trash
mega when
>>198620330I did not watch it because I am not an autistic furfag.
>>198620217>see everyone saying episode is terrible>get to it, it's fine, just a silly little sitcom episode>BUT they are Jewish>clock why all the guys with plaestine flags would hate itantisemitism is bad guys. the show is fine
>>198621304Hopefully they never bring those two in. I'm afraid what would be done to them by Paramount
>>198620894thats not jonah hill you faceblind retard
>>198620931>copaganda.You mean racemixing.
>>198620217>Knuckles isn't even the main character in his own show
>>198623265huh, I'm kinda faceblind i'll admit. He looks like a younger Jonah to me, before he got on the Ozempic. Now he just looks like he's been stranded on a desert island for years, unpleasant to look at. I want the old fat Jonah back
Knuckles? More like Kikes the show. No one wants to watch annoying fat jew and his retard family. And now they are pushing that Knuckles is jewish coded bc his clan got genoicided? Fuck off
It is pretty clear that Paramount is more interested in promoting its actors than promoting Sonic characters, in movies and shows about Sonic characters. The Mario movie was an even shittier Minions movie, but at the very least, it was about the Mario franchise and didn't have to play tug-o-war with forgettable human original characters nobody gives a shit about
I already knew Amy and Rogue wasn't gonna appear at all but part of me really wished at least one of them would reach out to me in a post credit scene and suck me off like the whores they are.
that guys does a good liam neeson impression
>>198620217Sonichu show when.
Is the cost for these CG characters just too high to maintain for long periods of time? Is that why they try to pad it out with all the human actors?
>>198623554Being that Paramount made it, that's just to be expected>Paramount CEO>Brian LevineEarly life section not required
Julian Barratt is the best part of this
>>198620284>you know knuckles is fucking your mom
what
>>198620217I haven't seen this show but the cast seems like the most random thing. Kid Cudi, Julian Barratt, Stockard Channing, 100 year old Christopher Lloyd and the lady from Snog Marry Avoid.
I liked it. It was funny as shit and I liked the side characters a lot. Wouldn’t mind seeing Wanda or Agent Mason in Sonic 3 maybe.
>>198620217why is this show so jewish? literally every character is a fat annoying jewish stereotype
>Iblis starts talking about Facebook Marketplace partway through his song about burning Knuckles aliveI chuckled
>>198620670>Based on the reviews, Knuckles is barely in it. That's straight up wrong Obviously he isn't on every single scene (CGI is expensive) but he is still the major character and has plenty of screentime
>>198624345Yes.
>>198627146With Paramount, you lose
>Knuckles fails this hard>Getting shit on all over Twatter>Excitement for Sonic 3 droppingIt's over
>>198620217>What did (you) think of it?Too jewish desu.
>>198628304>but he is still the major characterHardly. His purpose is to put his jew sidekick on a fucking pedestal. Seriously, it's just some failed """comedy""" with Sonic skin plastered over it for clicks.
>>198630407>Hardly. No, anon is right. You haven't watched the show and you're a fucking moron. Take this (You) and choke to death on it.
Lots of anons saying it looks and feels very jewish, but how jewish are we talking here?
>>198620670This guy is so annoying an unfunny.
>>198630444The mother Whipple is super Jewish and talks about it at length in one sceneWade breaks a menorah over a guy’s head ineffectivelyIt’s all in one episode, and the point is that she wants to share her traditions with her family but they don’t care about it at all.
>>198630648Fucking hell... I'm surprised they didn't bash Knuckles over the head with the menorah. That would have summed up perfectly what has happened to the Sonic series. Where's ultra-nationalist Yuji Naka when you need him? He wouldn't have let this be
>>198630829It’s the genuinely most innocuous shit. Quit your pearl clutching.>Yuji NakaI think he just barely avoided serving prison time.
>>198626394I'll not deny it friend I have a semitic look about me but I'm as solid a human as you are
>>198630444>but how jewish are we talking here?The entire third episode is dedicated Whipple's jewish traditions, his overbearing mother + sister (jewesses are extremely manipulative), the importance of Hanukkah in Judaism, Whipple wearing a tiny hat, Mommy Whipple pronouncing Knuckle's name with a yiddish-sounding accent (i.e. Knughles), and multiple uses of the word "schmuck" throughout. It was very obviously a tribute to the show's investors.
I enjoyed it but also expected nothing more then a fluffy side story.
>>198623738>>198621304>Rogue and AmyFor fucksakes, this should have Tikal's turn.
>>198631744ThisA friend asked me if I thought it would be good, I suggested it would just be a fun little story, nothing big, and that’s what I got
>>198631970>it would just be a fun little story, nothing big, and that’s what I got
>>198620217>Knuckles: The Showno one asked for this
>>198632313>no a show can’t just be enjoyable!!!Lol fuck you
>>198620217Is already out? Any torrent?
>>198620217Does Uganda Knuckles makes a cameo?
>>198632313Better then the fucking MCU issue where the shows are critical and you get movies that require you to watch 3 different fucking shows.
>>198632413Came out today.>>198632447No
>>198632447No, however there is a part near the end where Wade says Knuckles “showed him the way” which feels intentional.
Tight budget show, please understand.
>>198632413everything goes on thepiratebay.org on day 1. I'm suprised anons aren't used to this.
>>198632531Unironically the best episode
>>198620217Why the fuck did they put Iblis in this. 06 adaption fucking ruined
Now that Sega has a new CEO, hopefully he finds some better people to make Sonic media that isn't Paramount jews
>>198631458Does anybody ever call him schmuckles?
lol wtf?
>Goykles sitting around with a jewish family while they have ShabbatCan't make this shit up. Fucks sake>Sonic: "Oh hey Knuckles, how's it go-... What the hell is that smell?!">Goykles: "Gefilte fish.">Sonic: "It smells so bad! And what is that little black cap on your head? A hat?">Goykles: "I don't even know. I was just told to wear it."
>>198634349>Knuckles, why is your crotch bleeding?>They bit my skin off, Sonic... THEY BIT MY SKIN OFF!!
Wait they didn't swing him around like a Chicken?
>>198634415
>>198634415Anon, I...
>>198634527I was joking... I didn;t actually watch this slop.
It never ends...
>>198634630>Sonic franchise now used as a skinsuit to push jewish propaganda
>>198620217>>198626394>>198634630had to google who this bogged creature was>realize its Rizzo from Greaseholy fuck she looks like that now??
>>198634695I just wanted woodland critters vs an evil scientist.But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>198620366Japanese Sega has no idea what to do with Sonic and all their ideas are cringe shit. The only projects that kept Sonic relevant are from the west
>>198634811>its Rizzo from GreaseWHAT THE FUCK
>>198634811My Sister made me watch Grease somany times.
>>198635174Since Sonic Colors, Sega has used western writers to come up with the dialogue for the stories. It is some of the most cringe writing imaginable. This has been for over a decade now, with no signs of stopping
>>198635174Hey Boco
>>198632651I miss rarbg, I could only find one bloated eztv rip. Back in the day you had like 7-8 different options in various flavors. Piracy is dead
>>198632341Fallout 2.
>Can I call you Knuckie?>No.>Knuckington Bear.>No.>Sir Knucksalot?>No.>I know. Knuckolas Cage…>*….*lolJust kidding this was just a trailer for this but it was painful to sit through.-
>>198620217Knuckles stopped being cool after Sonic Adventure/2. They dumbed him down severely and stripped him of his mystical/tribal background that gave his character a sense of maturity of "duty".Now its just le Idris Elba
>>198637125I think that's a consequence of them not having any really serious stories since Adventure 1 and 2. Heroes was more lighthearted, which was intentional so that can be excused. 06' was a huge disappointment for a multitude of reasons. And then it was over, we didn't get anything good after that because too many of the original creators immediately left afterwards. It has been a revolving door ever since. You can't expect western writers to make a compelling Knuckles and that's who's been at the helm of the stories
Not even kidding, this show is absolutely horrendous. How did grown, functioning adults write and greenlight this? I don't know how a child could enjoy this. Jesus Christ.
>>198620217>>198637125>>>Idris ElbaIs Knuckles really Idris Elba and not Matthew St. Patrick?
>Idris Elba
>>198637435>too many of the original creators immediately left afterwardsF to the lead of the Chao Garden, they have left the Sonic Team altogether I think.Sonic nowadays is like prime tv-commercial/in-store gaming like at Target when you get to play a stand alone console with a tv attached to it. It's so inoffensive and sterile and lacks any real soul.
>>198637125I had no idea fucking Sonic characters and any characterization other than>Sonic: a punk >Tails: a sissy>Shadow: a jerk>Knuckles: ??
>>198637536https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8sB8N44eBE&ab_channel=blackblur7
>>198620217>Stockyard Channing
>>198637633Jews will always be the other.
>>198637536Tails is your generic boy genius with a "I want to be cool as Sonic" complexShadow is le tragic backstory character, experienced his love sacrifice themselves for him and he is also an artificial lifeform.Knuckles, if you played SA/2 you'd know he is older than Sonic and comes from a line of Echidna who protected the master emerald and his sole purpose is to guard it and is sort of spiritually led by this culture of his - there are even time travel moments in the game where you see the history of it all.He actually used to be an interesting character and now all of that is basically gone because they want to make him le dumb-muscle guy now.
>>198637633What the Christ, is this real?
>Jews take in the black coded character.Save me Sophia...
>>198637633>Knuckles is basically jewishKnucklesbros... The jews have gone too far this time
This is somehow worse than Sonic X.
>>198632341Appleyards are never beating the "too stupid to click fullscreen" allegations. Also 720p? Come on man. Just stream it on fmovies if you don't care about quality
>>198637726Sorry anon but whats done is done. Knuckles is Jewish and has canonically fought side by side with someone who trained krav maga with the IDF. And now the option of deploying Knuckles into Gaza is no longer out of the question.The part you have to accept is that this is actually based.
>>198637895Appletards*
>>198630918This thread has long since stopped being about the show and has just turned into yet another excuse for /tv/'s culture war. No point in reasoning with any of the retards here anon. I'm going to just go watch porn until we can talk about this show in half a year or so.
>>198637536>Sonic: Free-spirit delinquent>Tails: Excitable young kid who looks up to his cool hero>Shadow: Tragic and misled villain with a good soul>Knuckles: Stalwart and stoic guardian
>>198620670>expensive CGIIt's a TV show not a movie would anybody really care if they just phoned it in.
>Knuckles is a retarded jock>Knuckles is jewishWhy does the west focus-fire on fucking with Knuckles so bad? What did he do to get such ire?
sonic IS christian, right?
I thought the point of this show was to at least tease Rouge by the end before the movie but the fact I see zero threads about this show on /v/ means it was literally nothing and I didn't even watch it yet.The movie better just rehash Sonic Adventure 2, the logo better not be baiting me. I'm expecting to hear Live and Learn blasting out of my theater by the end or I'll demand my money back.
>>198638572People got baited into thinking this was going to be something worth the while looking at the trailers and other promotional stuff and it is absolute shit. The Sonic 3 movie will go the exact same way because it is (((Paramount)))
>>198635355They may as well hire Chris Chan to write their puns.
>>198638699SA2 is the only game with a decent and coherent plot. Even SonicX basically just copied the same plot and added a few extra human characters. It's a story that can translate over to a movie or animated series with absolute ease. I will not forgive them if they fuck it up.
>>198635174>>198635355>>198620366The only good thing that came out this last decade form sonic were the Archie comics (Flynn era of course). Even when the writing was terrible there were still some great moments here and there to keep you entertained. After the comics got canceled they started over at IDW but instead of starting with a whole new world they picked up the story from Sonic Forces. Which has a shitty story, shitty characters and shitty gameplay. Not only that but sega mandated that modern sonic and genesis sonic be kept different which means we are never gonna get to see kino stories from the genesis era. Not to say the IDW comics are bad mind you, the metal virus is kino and while surge arc is rushed to hell it’s still okay but the designs for new characters look gay as fuck and some of them are just rehash of other characters, like tangle just being sonic who has tails abilities. Sega has screwed up the characters and stories constantly. They’ve been desperately trying to turn the series into dragon ball, like at every second they try to undermine the master emerald, turn shadow in vegeta, Silver into trunks and knuckles into piccolo. Which is fucking embarrassing since I praised the comics for treating the super form as a special event and not something the characters can pull out whenever. And unlike dragon all the chaos emeralds are held by the villains. IIRC one them tried to drown all three of sonics friend through mind control and the dude actually won and another took over the kingdom and became king legitimately and all the heroes couldn’t do shit and had to start a secret organization to undermine him.
>>198638762Shake sphere
>>198638806Cont’dAnd I can’t finish things off without talking about egg man who is nothing but a menace. His feats include throwing his nephew into jail and having his girlfriend love a fake robot version of him, turning Sonic’s love interest into a robot and having her go kill and enslave people, using metal sonic as jihad to kill off one of the main characters and creating a virus to wipe out all organic life.
>>198638806Since when have they been treating super sonic as something he can pull out of his ass? I haven't play frontiers but didn't he have to collect all the emeralds first? He always does.
>>198638792>>198637435Read the the fucking comics. I’m shilling it as hard as I can here people.Start with the Flynn era anything before that is absolute garbage.Here is a reading guide: https://docs.google.com/document/d/e/2PACX-1vRcRPRm0lFgWAF-LAMJpUBs8dnghAYSRK4F9ZxvgE_Ci03vY18i54sSdzD16MnDvoLgE9K8WeyXH8IO/pub
>>198620284I don't chuckleAlso I start stapling Knuckles Mpreg around the house
>>198620366the East is death. The West is life
>>198639057I was speaking mostly from the comics. Most of the emeralds were held by villains who were a serious threat to heroes. They couldn’t be beaten either due to their abilities or for political reasons. And getting them was also pain in the ass since you had to enter the zone ran by Fiest, this panda who’s basically a god and had characters play games for his own amusement. Basically keeping it lore accurate to the genesis game sand how the emeralds were originally collected.
>>198638806>they picked up the story from Sonic Forces. Which has a shitty storySonic Forces had Ken Pontac and Warren Graff involved in the story. Everything those two touched turned to a landfill. Sonic Lost World and Sonic Colors had them shitting it up too, along with Sonic Team Racing. All of it, complete garbage. Then you had the Sonic Boom disaster, with Sega trying to pander even harder to the west, making Sonic into some kind of retarded sitcom series. If it didn't crash and burn as it did, they'd have poured even more resources into it and likely that's all the Sonic we'd have right nowSome of the comics had good stuff in them as you said. The quality is not consistent at all due to all the people being involved in them as time goes on, so sometimes it is shit, sometimes it is pretty good. Sega however didn't seem to learn its lesson with Pontac and Graff though because they dragged Flynn in to help write the games now. So again we're stuck with cancerous western writers getting into the stories, probably for the next decade like before, until Sega shuffles another one inWhy they don't hire some starving Japanese visual novel writer off the streets who understands Japanese anime characters, I don't know. Kishimoto even went on record recently saying that western writers like Flynn do not understand how to write anime type characters like Sonic, so why Sega keeps hiring them for story-writing is a mystery. Some suit on the top with a lot of power at Sega must keep insisting on it, probably the same one who pushed Sonic Boom
mega?
>>198639245Sega is honestly fucking up most of their IPs at the moment, it's not just sonic hitting the tank in terms of quality.
So are the episode cuts that I'm seeing in the top seeded torrent because the person ripping did it wrong or does the show have those weird commercial break cuts built in?
>>198639245It was Flynn that turned the comics from shit to actually good. The man was basically given a list of plot points and loose ends left over around from the penders era which I think numbered 30 or something and he basically finished it all up in 10 chapters that were all pretty entertaining through and through. A lot of the reasons for why the IDW quality is going down is due to sega constantly meddling with story and wanting everything to be tied to games but like I said the metal virus arc is proof the man can write these characters properly and deliver the best story for the franchise. If you read the comics you’ll see how he turned the Zeti from lost world from bunch of no name idiots to a sort of family unit and Zavok from just some brute to a capable leader who values strength over anything else.
>>198621924>antisemitismis caused by jewish arrogance, they only have themselves to blame
>>198637996?
>>198620217Is there a shadow cameo?
>>198638498Sonic is Jewish too. In 06 he dies for everyone's sins, comes back and saves them. Let's not forget Jesus was a Jewish person, and as such, so is the little blue fella.
>>198630444>>198631458>>198634630>>198637633>>198637665>>198637726>>198637974Biden to deploy Knuckles to Gaza any day now
>>198639577Flynn is decent if he's faithfully aping the Japanese interpretations of the characters, more or less re-creating already made scenes from the games. When it comes time to write his own original dialogue for them however, he's a mixed bag. He's largely incapable of writing Amy well, for example. He's expressed how much he dislikes writing Amy's infatuation with Sonic and would end it if he were able to. Since he can't, he does whatever he can to make those interactions as minimal as possible. This results in him trying to find things for her to do, so he just turned her into not-Sally Acorn, who he's very fond of and keeps pushing for Sega to bring backFlynn is one of those western sensibility™ types that doesn't mesh well with Japanese character culture. He's fine if you want western things for western readers because they're used to suffering all of that already, but he does not belong on a team of Japanese people writing their own stories for them. Nobody wants westerners writing Dragon Ball for Toei either
why the fuck does Sonic attract so much autismI have Asperger's and I still can't figure this out despite playing a few of his games on Saturn and Dreamcast growing up
>>198632406Here’s a more accurate depiction for you, champ
>>198640114Sonic is a cool guy and cool guys attract autism, even in-universe, with Tails
>>198640114Sonic’s a generic snarky capeshit mary sue in a color-coded cartoon format, making for easy self-insertion for children and manchildren and niggers. Similar case with spider-man and dragonball
>>198640252This. It’s furry dragon-ball if Goku were as much of a quippy wish-fulfillment fantasy as spider-man
Not important but interesting: Yuji Naka liked Dragon Ball Z, as it was airing at the time, so he put a shit-load of Dragon Ball Z related things into Sonic
>>198640114What I don't get is how he created devoted fans. I'm a sperg and I loved sonic in late elementary school. I had OCs, read the comics, and everything but then Sonic 06 happened and I was so disappointed about that game that my love for sonic dropped off almost entirely. How did that not happen with other autists? How did they look at 06 and not think Sonic was dead?
I’n not gonna consoom the slop, I’m just surprised none of you could instantly tell it was shit from all the trailers being “Knuckles says reddit quip with Wade the le quirky snack plate guy” or “Knuckles says reddit quip with goodboi heccin doggo golden terrier” or “Knuckles says reddit quip at bowling alley with token minority”I get Sonicfags have no taste and shill anything with their ip stickered onto it, but this reeked of s-o-y from the start
>>198640362Funny enough, Sonic has been bad for so long that people are looking back at '06 fondly now. Sonic has been in a grim state for a very, very long time
>>198640371Your brain is literally consumed by the culture war. You can't speak about things without going autopilot mode and being referential towards "le reddit" or "le onions". None of that shit was in Knuckles. That's not what those words mean. Knuckles isn't quirky or reddit, he just has a characterization you don't like and you aren't intellectually equipped to use more appropriate language to express it. God fucking damn. I bet that pizza you had for dinner was so reddit, too bad it wasn't epic chad like yesterday's chicken alfredo.
>>198621008How the hell does that Alf in Japanese livestream sit around 800 to 1000+ viewers all the time is what I wanna know.
>>198640456Newfag got filtered, go back to twitter lmao
>>198640442It isn't the culture war that caused anon to talk like that. It is just being exposed to stupid internet lingo for too long that he lost the ability to articulate himself more eloquently
>>198640442>>198640456Go back to twitter, sonic-slop nufag
I don't care if they control the media, but can the fucking kikes keep their fucking victim complex out of one fucking show?
>>198640484It's just one way of expressing the brainworms that drilled their way into that anons head. The way that lingo has escaped its original usage and got so bastardized reminds me a lot of what happened to memes like wojak or pepe. Once used mostly here, now 8 year olds on twitter are using their new bastardized iterations of them years and years later, barely resembling what they once were.>>198640504I mean the whole issue here is that you're the one from twitter but roleplaying like you aren't though. You don't get to flip things around like that. Go post some epic based chad vs virgin memes in your zoomer discord chat
>>198640532>let children be children>support IsraelHas to be the biggest joke ever told.
>>198640532>Jews being able to hold back their kosher power levels and not feel the urge to dump it into everything they own
>>198640575Hamas doesn't let children be children. Sure lets be soldiers and inevitably casualties though
Please God can we have one thing without you fucking desert goblins.
>>198640594Kind of hard when your own children are being slaughtered and in larger quantities.
>>198640561Wojak and Pepe went the way of the troll face, FFFFFUUUU-, long cat, so-on. They leaked out of 4chan and got consumed by the filthy masses. You have to let them go now. It is for the best
>>198620366Japan is to blame for everything wrong with modern Sonic, because they completely fucked everything up with Sonic AdventureSuddenly sonic is on earth interacting with humans and governments and shit: how does this make a single bit of fucking sense when you take the old games into account? where did Sonic 1-3 take place? How did no one on earth try to step in when robotnik (I'm not calling him fucking "eggman") was building a fucking death star? how can humans exist in this land with giant fucking loop-de-loops and spring platforms that launch you 50m into the air?Sonic being set on Mobius was a western invention, but it made A MILLION TIMES more sense than it taking place on earthThe extended cast of characters introduced in SA are complete shit: they all look like a completely different style to the originals, their gameplay is boring, their backstories are either weak or cringey autistic shit; Rouge the bat, Big the Cat, the dumb robot whose name I don't give a shit to learn, Shadow the edgehog, chaos etc etc etc all of them are just complete shitthe gameplay changed for the worst: now it's all about boosts, homing attacks, doing dumb busywork missionsthe only people who are fans of modern sonic are the autistic kids who grew up with SA being the formative sonic game and so they think that's how it was always supposed to be, instead of being the schism point where the whole franchise started going down the toilet
I think Adam Pally is funnyHaven't seen the show yet but his travel show is good
>>198620217it's on paramount plus so the only way i'm watching it is illegally
>>198640713I'll give you Big and the very generic robot aren't anything to write home about, as you can't hit gold with everything, but Rouge and Shadow are really nice characters. They are designed well and their stories are very entertaining. Are these two characters taken care of well today? No, but they are remembered fondly for when they were
>>198640619They knew what the retaliation would be and still did the 7th anyway. Biggest FAFO in modern history. >>198640638This is truly sad, but it is the way of the meme cycle. OC gets created here, trickles down to reddit and twitter, and further down to more and more normie places, getting more bastardized and unrecognizable the further it all travels. You can find paper craft pepes on elementary school classroom walls now.
>>198640713Even adventurefags will admit the games are a mixed bag. They tried the shotgun approach with SA1 and not everything worked but what does is fun. And while the story was dumb it's dumb in such an earnest way that it loops back around to being awesome.
>>198637633*double-take*Did she just compare the Echidna War Against the Drakon Empire to the Holocaust?
>>198640962>They knew what the retaliation would be and still did the 7th anyway. Biggest FAFO in modern history. You act like the retaliation wasn't inevitable. All they did was speed up what was already happening and at the same time make more people realize what Israel has been doing all this time. The fact that Israel has already killed many of their own hostages shows it was never about the 7th to begin with.
Episode 3 made me chud out harder than anything i've ever seen
Just RUN!RUN!RUUUNNN!
>Once it gets out more that Knuckles has been adopted by a bunch of demonic jews and they consider him jewish like them, artists will have a field day>Knuckles wearing yarmulkes, doing the Wailing Wall hump dance, and etc will appearAs if Knuckles doesn't have enough bad memes haunting him, Jewmount had to do him dirty like this too. Being Knuckles is suffering
are all the episodes out or is it weekly?
>>198634811Gangbang!?
>>198641112They are all out.
Why was it about jews why did they mention the holocaust why isn't knuckles in it why isn't he the main character why does knuckles care about some bowling faggot why
>>198641091You are gravely mistaken if you think Jews are popular enough among normies and fan artists that anything you said would be common whatsoever. Rightoids/poltards could never do as much damage to Jews public perception and reputation as college lefties and activists have in the past 6 months. They would see that type of thing as a risk of getting canceled
>>198641179Sonicfans got too cocky and didn't gatekeep hard enough. First it was the chilidogs. It was a stupid thing from the Archie comic and SatAM show. It bled into the actual games themselves that Sonic Team was making. IIzuka didn't even know where chilidogs came from, or why Sonic liked them>Ok, fine, so what? Next it was letting western writers like Pontac write the actual Sonic game stories for Sonic Team. Writers who's previous experience was Happy Tree Friends and who didn't actually know anything about Sonic, so he read Wikipedia for awhile to catch himself up and that was the extent of his knowledge. And then wrote the stories based off of that>Alright, yeah... that's pretty bad, but ok, fine. No big dealNow we're at the point jews are shilling full on Holocaust and Knesset sympathy propaganda into the Sonic series. Do Sonicfans deserve it for turning a blind eye to the canary in the cave for this long? Yes. Is it too late to reverse course at this point? Probably
I can't believe they put a fucking jewish character in the show bros.
>>198641357It's more than just that you retarded disingenuous smarmy faggot
>>198630444Knuckles is canonically jewish
>>198641580>Dr.Eggman learns of this>Quickly gets to work on a new area for Knuckles>Auschwitz Zone: Act 1
>>198641647Ha Ha! That's a Great one anon :) And if he was Black, Eggman could make Slave Zone Act 1. Ha ha !
>>198620217how did we manage to get a movie adaptation where sonics music is generic hip hop and knuckles music is generic rock?? what the fuck did they give the movie production crew the wrong character bios or something?
>>198641806Mario fans ask the same thing why their shit movie has shit music in it too. Seth Rogen, most likely
>>198641021>>198637633Yup, very problematic.
>>198641431No it isn't lmao
Funniest thing about this show is that knuckles is only in it to save the day at the end of a few episodes, and in cutaway gags of him watching tv
>>198641056Tails is at his best trying to keep up with Sonic, despite his difficulty doing so and just enjoying Sonic's company. I hate that Flynn turned him into a mopey, whiny little faggot now, with terrible insecurity issues. Acting like that in front of Sonic would be the worst thing Tails could think of to do, if he were written in-character
>>198620217>>198626394I can't believe President Bartlett is getting cucked by a giant red echidna
why does the sonic live actions keep using licensed music instead of the actual music from the gamesthe music of the games are the only thing from THE WHOLE FRANCHISE that has been consistent toward the years, it's truly a shameis it because royalties or some paramount CEO's fault?
>>198641322Can someone generate SA1 Knuckles saying "Oy Vey"
>>198642859they might be trying to save money by using music out of their own catalog. but i dont know much about them. they are stupid idiots that lost dreamworks when it was still doing fine
>>198640475The Latino stream is surprisingly even bigger
>>198640114Funnily professionals have also tried answering that question.https://www.crossrivertherapy.com/autism/why-do-autistic-people-like-sonic
And they wonder why tv is dead
>>198642965Do u know da oy vey
>>198638814Reminder that he made "honor roll" in high school. America's education system is a joke.
>>198637895720p is not even bad, especially for a whatever series you want to spend maybe an afternoon watching. It's that shitty Galaxy TV encode that is absolute cancer and should never be downloaded ever.
>>198620366Wait, that actually sounds rad, I would watch the show if it's true even.
>>198632341>flashpointbased
>>198630629Well that figures, he's from Jersey
>>198637633>Should we had holocaust references into our knuckles the echidna show???>Hell yeah kids love feeling bad for us jews!!!>Your ferrari already here? I got mine delivered yesterday!
>>198620217>knuckles isn't the main focus of his own show>making knuckles more jewish oriented when it was related to afroamericans for years>pissing the autistoc fandom (who most are trannies and are supporting gaza)what a very odd direction this show took
>>198630967Kekd
>>19864036230 year old autist here, we got by on replaying everything from Sonic 1 to Adventure 2 repeatedly until it picked up again for Colours.
>>198638762Chris' sense of power, vengeance and thrill-seeking is so fucking funny. He's so greedy with power, you give him an inch and he takes a mile. So the very first week he decides he's trans after hating women his entire life for not being his girlfriend, he's drawing Blachu hitting on his 'nice rack' and him shooting him down 'don't get any ideas'. And in the exact same months he's raping his mother he's kicking his old self in the balls saying he USED to be evil and a misogynist. Not to mention he's literally just calling fictional characters gay to bully them, like sexuality acceptance isn't the core of why his self-image is supposed to be okay. The greed is crazy, he's just walking around turning himself into whatever he thinks he can hurt people with
>>198637633>>674685759>As of 24 April 2024, over 35,000 people (34,262 Palestinian and 1,410 Israeli) have been reported as killed in the Israel–Hamas warWhat about standing with all those Palestinian kids? you telling me all 34000 Palestinian deaths have been hamas terrorists? Why does such a one sided war need more support?
>>198637633Traditionally he's most like a survivor of native american genocide, is he not?
>>198620217>the "everything is political" people are complaining that this show is politicaldid they missed the agenda on this one or what happened?
>>198648695they complain everything is political because they don't want it to be, and before looking into it were harboring a hope they would just have a funny knuckles show. duh
>>198621304>>Rogue and Amy doesn't show upand that's a good thing
>>198638346people don't like intelligent black men
>>198620217Finished it yesterday morning. Really enjoyed it. It was campy and silly but desu im an autistic faggot so I probably would’ve enjoyed it no matter what
>>198640252>>198640283It also explains why they’re so deep into powerscaling. They don’t like to admit that they lose at ALL
>>198648725no, you have that confused. one side complained that not everything has to be political (in the sense of not everything must be a reference to current political conflicts) and twitter respond that EVERYTHING is political using examples of videogames like Metal Gear Solid who have made reference of real life politics of decades back though their entire story is inspired by political conflicts through history and sole are loose what if situations. But somehow the ones who have claimed that everything is political are now complaining that this show is also political.I knew you were going to be disingenuous but at least put some effort
>>198649225Your lack of clarity is not my disingenuity
>>198643923It gave me subtitles and the videos were in a watchable state. I am considering purchasing a Movie Knuckles plushie, The Sonic film franchise has earned my respect.
>>198637633Now that Israel has found a new ally in Knuckles, how will Hamas even compete? Will Sonic 3 have a story about sub plot about Knuckles going to war with Hamas?
>>198637633>guards a giant gem all his lifeI mean...
Feels like Paramount just wanted a comedy show for all of their jewish actors and other assorted kosher miscreants, so they chucked Jewkles in there, then promptly pushed him to the side. It isn't Castlevania: Nocturne levels of neglect, but Sonic fans should have better. Much better. Not that they should expect better from Paramount because they shouldn't, but they should demand better from Sega, who gave Paramount an IP license to begin with. Same thing goes for Konami, letting Jewflix assrape their Akumajou Dracula IP, or Capcom doing the same with their Biohazard IP
>>198635355It's a pretty fucking drastic change and I hate it. Sonic went from a dudebro surfer dude to a generic quippy children's show protagonist type of character. His personality used to be the best thing about the guy.
>>198649454Implying Konami gives a fucking shit about their gaming IPs. They would license a gay porno of Castlevania if it meant easy money for them.
>>198649454>but Sonic fans should have better. Much betterThey get what they deserve for years of defending mediocrity.
>>198637633Ahh yes, Jewish kvetchingJust what all the kids wanted to see in their wacky sonic TV showHonestly don't know what I was expecting after Sonic 2 had half the runtime dedicated to some negro wedding.
>>198640713this is all well and true but SA1 is a great game if you just play as sonic, an option you dont have in the sequel, which still has stellar sonic/shadow gameplay. homing attacking is fun and satisfying. I will agree that SA2 was the start of the downwards quality trend
>>198637633who do you think was digging the tunnels?
>>198649506>They would license a gay porno of Castlevania if it meant easy money for themAlucard gets bent over in those Jewflix disasters, so they pretty much already did
>>198649493Sonic's personality used to be the Japanese cool guy archetype. A wandering cloud free spirit, who likes to do what he wants, when he wants. Oddly enough, much of that was inspired by western greaser subculture, which Japan adopted. They still like it, while the west forgot it existed, so now all you get is a retarded, quippy kids show character. Sonic Colors, Sonic Lost World, Sonic Boom, Sonic Prime, so-onNow that's not to say all western writers are incapable of writing Sonic the way the Japanese would like him to be and act. Sega just never hires the ones who can. I don't think they have anyone sitting down and quality controlling anymore how their characters get portrayed, as evidenced by the first Sonic movie, where Sonic is farting and being disgustingly out of character. That's Paramount jewish humor pushed onto Sonic, not something Sonic would believably be like under any circumstances
>>198640713Sonic 1 took place on South Island, a remote island that moves across the sea.Sonic 2 took place on Westside Island, another remote island home to an ancient civilization.Sonic CD took place on Little Planet, a small planetoid that only enters Earth's realm once a month.You know where Sonic 3 took place, don't be stupid.
>>198649703Too far, anon
>>198623822Why did chris chan string up a box of mcdonalds in his room?
>>198620217Is Unknown From M.E. at least in it?
>>198650704He was told they were collectors items and he believed them
>>198650216>Sonic used to be a cool guy and did whatever he wanted without a care in the world. Now he's doing what he wants but I don't like it so it's the jews
>>198650216All of those old, ugly as fuck Sonic cartoons and comics also pushed hard for his generic mascot personality. Hard to believe there are people unironically shilling that trash.
>>198620366>Does everything the west touch when it comes to Sonic turn to liquid shit?The best Sonic game in years (Mania) was made by Western devs. It's the Japs who keep churning out the awful, incompetently made games.
Was this in the show or was /pol/ fucking with us?
>>198620217>It's real
>>198650822>Jewish company with jewish producers and jewish actors with jewish writers doing jewish things with Sonic characters>Pay that no mind though as it is definitely not the jewsSure thing, Goldstein, just a cohencidence. Krav Maga on full display
>>198651726No its legit
>>198652029It's Sonic's personality your talking about. They've been doing this with his character for the past twenty five years. He's been equipping since the Adventure games and even the Jaleel White cartoon. If you want to talk about the obvious jew influence on the show go for it but Sonic quipping has been his character for a minute now.
Take away Knuckles and what it this show about?
>>198652235The Hamas attacks on Israel.
>>198652235Shabbot and the importance of Jewish traditions and family
>>198652235Bowling. and Jews
>>198620217They made a show around the worst character in the movie? Why?
>>198652404They made a whole movie about Sonic's caretaker's wife's sister's wedding. Paramount doesn't care.
>it can't be as bad as people say>episode 3 stops the series dead in its tracks to explain jew tradition and how the jews are so oppressedWhat did they mean by this?
>>198652235jews apparently
>>198652187Sonic's personality in Sonic Adventure is absolutely nothing like Jaleel White's portrayal of him. He'll make some snide, cocky remarks now and then in Adventure because he's young and arrogant, but that's it. Making him into a childish clown that even the characters in the scene find uncomfortable to be around, like in Sonic Lost World, that's western writers such as Pontac behind it. That type of infantile, generic western cartoon personality, has replaced his original Adventure personality in-game because those are the writers Sega uses to write him nowAs far as animated shows and movies go, even Jaleel White's Sonic you speak of was at the least respected by the characters around him in those early SatAM shows. Sonic in Sonic Prime though? He's a joke, going from one quippy gag to the next. Same issue as Lost World too, where he's not respected by those around him. Making Sonic raunchy too with Sarah Silverman type humor in the movies? That came from Paramount. Other western writers like Potac would write Sonic pretty out of character, but nobody else wrote Sonic as disgusting. That's Paramount's doing
>>198652682You don't remember the part in the original game where Knuckles educates Sonic of Jewish tradition midway into the game?
>>198620217I enjoyed it, was a great surprise to see Julian Barrat in a role that played so well to his strengths. Wish his character had more screen time.I agree with the one Anon's point about paramount giving Sonic generic rap music and Knuckles generic rock.Also, I now support Israel in the ongoing war, where I used to sympathize with the people of Gaza
>>198651726Sorry anon, /pol/ was right again
>>198637633This made me legally change my name to Kate Hikes
>>198640713I never understood how Sonic Adventure was so highly rated at the time. It was one of the three games I got on launch with my Dreamcast and I hated it. Spent way more time with Ready 2 Rumble and a thousand times more time with Soul Calibur.
>>198640713Seething contrarian.
>>198652845If you're excusing Sonic's youth for his remarks in Adventure then why aren't you in the movies? He's portrayed as even younger in the movies he's 14 at the oldest. Even then he's still respected in the movies. The towns people love him and the second movie is nothing but Tails being a huge Sonic fan and wanting to work with him.Also why bitch about Lost World and Prime when better series have come out since? Frontiers and Boom have sonic as confident and respected. It's not like Sonic has the most consistent track record when it comes to quality. There's god Sonic games and series and shit ones. Sonic fans are also all over the place with what they want. Sonic Team isn't even consistent in their direction from game to game so placing the blame entirely on paramount is ridiculous.
>>198653008
>>198652187>He's been equipping since the Adventure gamesAny examples?
>>198640713>Suddenly sonic is on earth interacting with humans and governments and shitHe always was. It's an Earth where two dominant species exist, humans and cartoon animal people. It's Looney Tunes.
>>198637656tails wants to get fucked by sonic
>>198642450>I hate that Flynn turned him into a mopey, whiny little faggot now, with terrible insecurity issues.Little dude's 8 years old. He shouldn't be thinking like that no matter how smart he is. He should be more like Jimmy Neutron. A kid genius who's ultimately still a stupid kid at the end of the day. Doesn't matte how smart you are if you still have kid brain.
>>198640252And Sonic was only big in the West. Japs didn't like his ass on account of him being a Looney Tune instead of Shonen anime boy.
>>198653578So much for being a rebel.
>>198653323Sonic calling him Eggman is from the Adventure games
>>198653578Somebody wanna crop just the first panel for me?
>>198652845Sonic’s supposed to be this calm, cool and collected guy who likes to chill and nap most of the time. You’re more likely to find him napping than him running. The guy isn’t supposed to be all loud and proud, but reserved and confident in himself and his abilities.
>>198653655If they looked like this, then maybe the Japs would like him.
>>198620217Not even pirateable
>>198653705>“When the game was originally developed in Japan, they called the character Eggman. That was the name of the character, but when the game got localized and ported into the Sonic the Hedgehog that we know in the West, they decided to, without confirming with the development team, change his name to Ivo Robotnik or just Robotnik. That’s kind of when everyone first learned about the character. Of course, this was without consulting the people who made the game. They just kind of went off and did it. It became super popular and everyone in the West kind of learned about the character as Robotnik. That went on through the “classic” series in the Genesis/Mega Drive era, but as far as the developers are concerned – the ones who made the character and the leaders of what this character is doing next – we really didn’t want to have anyone in the universe with two names. To us, he’s Eggman, but in the rest of the world he’s called Robotnik. We wanted to unify that into one name moving forward. This is something I actually did in the Sonic Adventure series. I made it so that we understand the character’s name is Robotnik, but his nickname is Eggman, and as far as everyone is concerned in the world now, we’re just going to call him Eggman as his official name.”
>>198653806Robotnik > Eggman Rare moment when localizers were in the right.
>>198653884Funny how the only example of his early "quippiness" you could come up with was the direct result of western fanfiction.
>>198632341>Win11embarrassing
>>198653806>Eggman: If it isn't Sonic!>Sonic: Look, it's a giant, talking egg!>Eggman: Silence! I am Doctor Robotnik, the greatest scientific genius... in the world!>Sonic: Whatever you say, EggmanI mean Sonic is equipping calling him Eggman not that it's the first game
>>198653323>>198653907not that anon (and i think robotnik is a dogshit cold war era name) but sonic is somewhat quippy in the OVA
>>198620217No I haven't watched this because being old enough to post here I don't watch childrens cartoons. Maybe you should try consuming media intended for adults sometime and you might stop being such a pathetic manchild.
>>198640532>>198637633lol they're getting nervous
>>198637633Notice how they can't even bring themselves to say that they stand with the innocent Palestinians. They can go so far as saying "all the innocent lives impacted". Same as when that guy was interviewed and said that he "loved black people" and could only go as far as also saying that he "loved all people", he could not say that he loved white people specifically.
>>198654008Why would a kid watch a show about Jewish traditions?
>>198653262>If you're excusing Sonic's youth for his remarks in Adventure then why aren't you in the movies?Japanese writers write cool youthful characters very differently than western writers do. Headstrong arrogance is Japanese style. Western style hired to write him now is Sonic making bad puns, slapstick humor and armpit noises. None of which Sonic does in Adventure>Also why bitch about Lost World and Prime when better series have come out since?Prime is brand new. It just ended a few months ago>It's not like Sonic has the most consistent track record when it comes to qualityIt does have a consistent track record of who's been behind the writing of the games and the animated shows and movies that portray Sonic's personality, which is not Japanese writers>placing the blame entirely on paramount is ridiculousI used Paramount as the last of several examples of the overarching problem. Nowhere in my post did I say Paramount was the sole issue
>>198637633>>198640532>knuckles' tribe which is consistently(even in the the live action stuff) shown as power-hungry genocidal colonizers who btfo after biting off more than they can chew, is just like us Jewish people
SONIC, WHY IS MY WIFE BLACK
>>198637726Dude's Mexican. He's Mesoamerican ie the brown kind of Mexican, and they don't wanna give him that.
>>198650216He's a James Dean type. The Rebel Without a Cause, not the porn dude.
>>198654183I remember that one old bitch claimed the Nazis made her eat the same diamond over and over again. She had nothing else but that. You can't feasibly survive off of that.
>>198654267>Western style hired to write him now is Sonic making bad puns, slapstick humor and armpit noises. None of which Sonic does in AdventureBoom and other post Adventure 3D games still have Sonic as headstrong and arrogant. The sequel he's more mature and in the show he is as well. The main difference is how Japan and the west handle children's content. >Prime is brand new. It just ended a few months agoBut Lost World is over a decade old. Frontiers came out not that long ago. What I can tell about Prime is no one liked it. >It does have a consistent track record of who's been behind the writing of the games and the animated shows and movies that portray Sonic's personality, which is not Japanese writersSonic team games fucking suck too. Forces is terrible and botches Sonic awfully. >It does have a consistent track record of who's been behind the writing of the games and the animated shows and movies that portray Sonic's personality, which is not Japanese writersFair enough but Sonic's problems go deeper than east v west.
>>198648533He is. His people are based on the Aztecs.
No I am knuckles!
>>198647840>future Chris gave life to past Chris????? The Sonichu lore is a mess.
>>198654746>Boom and other post Adventure 3D games still have Sonic as headstrong and arrogant. The sequel he's more mature and in the show he is as well. The main difference is how Japan and the west handle children's content.In the Boom show, Sonic is basically Seinfeld, with dry humor you'd expect of a sitcom. The Boom games aren't quite as bad, but still suffer from it. Why Sega thought taking Sonic and turning the IP into Curb You Enthusiasm was a good idea, I'll never know, but it burned and failed and it deservedly cost Sega even more losses than '06 ever could>The main difference is how Japan and the west handle children's contentThat's exactly what the issue is. Japan and the west have irreconcilable differences in what they think is funny, what they think is cool, etc. When they try to bleed it together, it doesn't mix. This isn't just a Sonic issue either, mind you. It happens with all things that try to be localized from Japan to English, like "Eat your hamburger, Ash" in Pokemon. I mean, look at the hysterical localization of Sonic X, as another example>But Lost World is over a decade old. Frontiers came out not that long agoLost World is a decade old, yeah, then came Forces, Team Sonic Racing, now we have Frontiers. Everything up to Frontiers has been the exactly same Pontac cancer writing. Flynn tried to make Sonic more serious in Frontiers, only for the producer of the franchise, Kishmoto, to say Flynn doesn't get Sonic and had to re-write the whole script for the Japanese audience>What I can tell about Prime is no one liked it.Fans compared it to MIckey Mouse's Clubhouse because Sonic acts like he's a toddler written for western babies and it didn't appeal to them>Sonic team games fucking suck too. Forces is terrible and botches Sonic awfully.The game does suck and the story had Pontac writing it>Fair enough but Sonic's problems go deeper than east v west.That's true, manly Sega's poor business decisions, which is perpetual
>>198620217Who cares about Knuckles. Sonic Dreams Collection adaptation when
>>198637125You should rewatch Sonic Movie 2 then because it's made as clear as fucking possible that Knuckles is actually really smart, just naive because he doesn't know much about Earth.
It's either Knuckles can't be onscreen for too long or the show has to look like this, you tell me which you'd prefer I guess.
>>198655456I think I'd rather just have that. Is the story at least a little better, or is still about jewish Shabbat dinners and jews bowling, with Knuckles tagging along?
>>198655456Find reasons to obscure Knuckles in the dark, in costumes, or in the rain.
>>198655456>We don't have the budget for knickles!>*Includes multiple licensed songs per episode and has product placement out the wazoo*
no rouge, no watchthems the breaks
>>198637895>implying this dogshit deserves full screen or more than 720pkys
>>198620217the little girl in a skirt lifted her leg and danced. i noticed they digitally blacked out what would be her upper thigh, ass, and panties. its just black. they didnt make her wear shorts or anything they just blacked it out, so SOMEONE had pussy and ass in his face as he slowly blacked out the area in the raw uncompressed super high definition video
fun little showminus all the jewish shit thrown in for no reason
>>198655811If you think you're going to get those heavy bat tits straining against a sports bra, with a pretty-faced Rouge from Paramount, you haven't been paying attention
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>>198655811>>198655938Justice when, Rougebros?
Does anyone think the Iblis / Flames of Destruction stuff will come up in Movie 3? Are they setting up for a 4th movie with that, or was it just a name drop for fans that will never come up again? Personally I hope movie 3 is just going to stick to the SA2 story and shadow, and not lose focus by dipping into '06 stuff.
>>198656726It was just a name drop that won't go anywhere, sadly. The writers seem to enjoy cherry picking a few things out of the Sonic wiki and plop them in the movies, then forget about them
>>198656605When Sonic Team hires Madhouse to make a new Sonic OVA and they give Rouge a pair of huge tits bigger than Seras Victoria's
>>198620912>not a single knuckles rapEh, I ain’t gonna let it get to me.
>>198655754Basically, what Jurassic Park did.
>>198655456Why wasn't the whole thing just a cartoon then? Why'd it need to be live action? This shit's for kids.
Nice thread, Knucklesbros
