>Famous as the best bounty hunter in the galaxy>Last real leader of the Mandalorians>Travels a lot to exotic locationsHow is he not dripping in pussy constantly? Why did he not just have a kid the normal way? Do test tube babies not exist in Star Wars? What's his fucking problem?
>>200411318Single dad of a billion sons
>>200411318maybe he was gay
>>200411397>All clones and 1st gen stormtroopers are gayDoing Disney's job for them
>>200411318The game bounty hunter sort of added context for this. Basically he made a promise to a friend that he would have a kid but didn't want to trust any females with his seed because zam had just betrayed him.Good game though.
>>200411500Fuck that game was so good
>>200411500Should have just plapped Komari Vosa instead. Wasn't she basically begging for his cock in one of the cutscenes?
>>200411669https://youtu.be/D3Nryc74WWY?t=32
>be genetically perfect warrior >so good you can kill jedi and the government offers to clone you>you can have a kid with some random woman and hope he comes out like you or just clone yourself
>>200411318>diluting 50% of your chad Aryan Maori short King genes with some generic foid from the Mid-Outer Rimngmi
>>200411500>>200411561>The game bounty hunterBaylan Skoll is clearly Montross + Joruus C'baoth from the Thrawn books
Why does young Boba have fetal alchohol syndrome?
>>200411893>Thrawn booksman that sounds boring as fuck, no thank you
>>2004113185' 7"
>>200411947kill yourself nu wars nigger
>>200412013>EUSorry if I don't want to read your gay books where Luke has to go find an invisibility crystal or some retarded shit
>>200411318Jango doesn't seem like the type of guy who's interested in screwing around a lot, he just wants to get paid.
>>200411893>baylon skull>monstrous Come the fuck on man
>>200411947>>200411893I know you're trolling for (You)s, but that's Thrawn's introduction to Star Wars.The dark jedi Joruus C'Baoth is aligned with Thrawn, and it's clear that Baylan fulfills that role in the nu-canon. However, instead of being a decrepit hobo, they designed Baylan aesthetically from Montross in the Jango Fett Bounty Hunter game, muscles, dark armor, steely gaze, white hair clean-cut haircut. I love these niggas, no homo.
>>200412301>he's still surprised about names after Darth Icky and Darth Insanius
>>200412318yeah well now he's dead so unless they recast he ain't doing shitalso he can't be jorus if he's stuck in another galaxy, next you'll tell me they're gonna do some retarded clone shit like they did with snoke and then be like "oh it's baaylan" like they did with "joruus" and "luuke"
>>200412424anon....anon, listen:Lick my nuuts.
>>200412424His story was clearly ending with him being possessed by the Mortis Gods or the Brother, so they could just cast anyone and not show their face.
>>200412517>His story was clearly ending with him being possessed by the Mortis Gods or the Brotherhis story was clearly ending with him walking into a beam of plasma thinking he would ascend to a higher form of power when he just peels apart and gets sent to force hell
i like 3 bounty hunters from star wars Robot IG88 assassin because it kills with as much morality as the most stone cold sociopath and can no scope 360 and has a menacing design. The creator of that machine threw Asimov's Laws in the bin. Bossk because he and his race enslave wookies and takes pride in being able to do so because wookies are strong warriors. Gets the job done with bare essentials. Boba is the strong silent type. Grizzled in the way none of the other mandalorians. Jango is designed like a toy not a soldier. His equipment is old but battle tested just like he is. I guess you could say it is cool he inherits it from his father too. He has a jetpack, flamethrower and uses a cape like a musketeer before that was cliche. Freezes Han Solo in carbonite (because why take chances with handcuffs?) to get that jabba cash and makes vader do it for him.
>>200411318>Luke, watch out for that vicious bounty hunter Boba Fett. Did I ever tell you l fought his dad? He was hired to assassinate a senator me and your father were guarding. We kept bringing her around open windows and public areas in order to draw the would-be assassin out because we knew he had too much pride to just shoot her from long range. He had used his payment to hire another bounty hunter to kill the senator for him while he sent us on a wild bantha chase. Also the 2nd assassin used her payment to buy a robot to assassinate the senator for her.>Did I mention the 2nd assassin was a shapeshifter? She could have been a good friend in disguise and just shot the senator for all we knew. Then the robot used its payment to buy poisonous bugs to release into the senators room while she slept after lasering a hole through the window. It could have just lasered her too after that because we weren't watching her at all but it already bought the bugs. So we sense the hostile life forms, not the robot, in the room and rush in and save the senator in the nick of time.>Then I jumped out the window to chase the robot back to its owner. Luckily it didn't have a self destruct function. Then we found the 2nd assassin and chased her across the planet and caught her when she tried to kill us instead of shapeshifting and escaping. But to our surprise Jango Fett was watching the whole thing instead of going to kill the senator while we were away chasing the bugs chasing the robot chasing the shapeshifter. He shot her with a poisonous dart instead of a sniper blaster, and only her, instead of shooting all of us or blowing all of us up with a rocket or something. Then he escaped with his tiny jetpack.>Luckily for the senator my good friend Dexter Jettster owned a 50s dinner on Coruscant that had Republic secrets on the menu along with cheeseburgers and malt shakes. We found the assassin and Mace Window killed him later right in front of Boba. And he was a good friend.
>>200412879>Jango is designed like a toy not a soldierjango isn't a soldier, and he also lives in a better time, economically and socially. there's a part of star wars that a lot of people sleep on, and it's the fact that the galaxy of the OT era is actually in a dystopian state whereas the PT is a false utopia.
>>200412879Jango’s a bounty hunter though, not a soldier.
>>200412965That took me awhile to realize. As a kid I thought it was because the prequels were newer and Lucas arbitrarily wanted something more 'modern' looking.
if jango didn't give bobba a bigger penis he's a bitch ass nigga
>>200413153>Lucas arbitrarily wanted something more 'modern' lookingthat is partially true, star wars like other sci-fi films at the time went through the "retrofuture" fad and the prequels had a hint of it as well.but what honestly stifles me is that lucas claims he waited for the time to make the prequels so moviemaking technology would be good enough to display coruscant as he saw it in his head when coruscant's main influence was picrellike george just didn't want to make a fuckhuge miniature set again i guess
>>200411318He was drowning in pussy same as Boba. He didn't want to deal with child support
>>200411798I like how puss feels, all warm and soft and grippy, so I know what I’d choose. You do you.
>>200413865why not ask for a female slave and still get a clone sonbut at the same time jango just having boba allows him to avoid all the shit that comes with the woman, so i think he really made out in the end.
>>200411318>I will stay at you secret cloning facility that almost noone knows about to train your clone army. But only if I get a perfect little boy clone of myself who's existence is also a secret to the whole galaxy
>>200414413they kept him there for fresh tissue samplesinterestingly enough if cloning in star wars was based on cloning tech irl, then all the clones would have been born as adult jango and there would have been no need to alter their genetic structure to age rapidly
