SHITTY SHOW SHITTY GENERALFIX IT JETTHE MUSIC IS TOO FUCKING LOUDPUT IT AT LIKE 5% OF WHAT YOU THINK IT SHOULD BEBETTER SHOWBETTER GENERAL>>200493481
BRING OUT JON
Abi!
nigger
Turn up the music
I was going to make the new thread... then I quit.
>we're gonna treat the entire areawhat the fuck are they going to do exactly?
What this show needs is a fatter Trish
Post this fucking cat :)
they need to swap out tay and jimmy for a cam of taylor's tits and a cam of trish's ass
just found out betty started doing weird blacked shit and taytriots got hard-cucked by some random fanactually more entertaining than goranian chemo, total simp death
>>200495319Agent Orange airdrop
letty is such a trooper, i thought she'd be acting above all this tbqh. lettycels were right.
Posting this cat :)
>>200495319zyklon
>>200495313
>>200495314Why did she get so much hotter after taking off her glasses? What is the name of this phenomenon?
Just heard the news RIP Top J....
So Jon is comms and is coming soon?
so if I understand this correctly, somebody is about to be abducted by the vampires, and they will be replaced by jon?
WHAT DID THEY MEAN BY THIS AD
>>200495314Such a pretty princess...
>>200495352she is so ugly, damn.
>>200495273BETTY LET ME WATCH YOUR VIDEOS HOLY SHIT MAKE AN OF OR SOMETHING NOT TO SEXUALISE YOU YOU JUST ARE RESPECTABLY PRETTY
>rained last night>jimmy threw some logs from the ground into the fire pitSMOKIN'!!
>>200495326>>200495314>>200495313>>200495329>Letty, Tayleigh and Taylorfags all eating good>Josiepedos all constantly posting how happy they are they aren't seeing herkek
Who will win first, the mosquitos or the ticks?
FRIGGIN FORCEFIELD
who the fuck wants to watch a bunch of out of shape zoomers in the woods
>>200495370jej
>>200495319fart spray>>200495357no coms are just walky talkys
>>200495313>>200495352>>200495347I feel bad for you guys. Have you been simping since season 2 ended?
>they're allowed to shower insideCODDLETANK
Any asian grills in the cast this season?
>>200495358I doubt it, but if someone gets 'abducted' it'd be greg. He's literally wearing Vance's gear
>>200495313she looks like the Mad magazine kid fucked the guy from Animal Collective
>>200495329what i was hoping for from the thumbnail
>>200495326>>200495347Remember when she kept clinging to Frank Hassle after kissing him and calling him her chud husband?
>>200495354librarian effect
>>200495384Was that Frank?
They need to swap out Jimmy's cam for a cam of Letty's right breast and swap out Tay's cam for a cam of Letty's left breast
>>200495390Alcoholics .. the unemployable .. angry loners ..
>>200495357it's pretty funny for the guy with a speech impediment to be the communicator
>>200495399dont feel bad, have a cat
>>200495377b-be nice....
>>200495358Nah Jon was always meant to be part of the group, he is just late. Greg will be the one getting replaced by Vance.
>>200495414It was Scott. You could see his red hair from the back.
>random ghillie suit guywtf lol
>>200495415based
Smoketeam6 clearing the area of hostile mosquitos
>>200495319>what the fuck are they going to do exactly?lmfao it sounds like theyre just gonna throw shitty bug bombs that are not going to work
>>200495381I wanna be that tick but in trishs ass
>>200495401i was waiting for this, we need more coddle-posting already. I hope it's not dead since they're all on the same team
he actually brought snortable caffeineholy shit jimmy is cringe personified
Would euthanasia be merciful at this point? Ariel, explain yourself. Is your father proud of you?
>>200495396Director cam was flipping through the option and I saw then name Jon with the comms subtitle
Was that Jimmy combat crawling?
lazy letty back to standing around doing nothing
>>200495347
>>200495402Trisha doesn't count.
i wouldn't be able to fall asleep with that zapper going off
every autistic white boy deserves a Letty gf
>>200495401They have to get us excited for the s3 shower cam (audio only)
>>200495430nice little titties
Tai's been running on adrenaline for 7 hours and just crashed.
good morning, I love Betty
>>200495299her head would make a good centerpiece in my collection
Day 1 verdict, kino or slop?
Is Grimace gonna be his new bit? Jimmy makes me want to kill myself
How long does this go on for again? Four weeks?
TJ and Taylor
>tfw no jimmy grimace sexo
>>200495474caught in her own net
>>200495428No thanks, still gross, actually even more gross looking this season. rough.
>>200495430I love Betty. I want to kiss Betty.I want to take care of Betty.I want to make Betty happy.
>>200495313>>200495314Letty looks much prettier in HD, Tayleigh looks fucking beat
>>200495430show butt hole
Jimmy is painfully unfunny
>>200495430>amazing petite titties>full on BPD jewThe duality of woman
>>200495308retard larp
>>200495456post it
>>200495484don't say things like that please
nahh the cameraman needs to chill
>tune in>half the cams require season pass nowthis is gay as shit, cya fags later.
Jimmy is such a faggot
>>200495468No thanks.
What happened to "Wayne" lol
>>200495430best girl.
>>200495416true, I am all 3, however I don't really want to watch this based on how bad every jet neptune project turns out
>>200495508Letty and Tai are saving this shit
If I have to hear about this retard and his grimace bit for the next two weeks I’ll drive to those woods and use a mallet on him
>Jimmy is doing all his bits
do you guys think someone is gonna get bit by a squirrel or something?
>>200495485Didn't realize how hot Letty really is during S1.
>>200495474damn letty came in prepared based.
tai looks like he wants to die
>>200495485no josie, so kino!
>>200495513The way he giggles at all of his own bits makes me want to get the mallet out
Watch your gaze smooth skin.
>>200495494
>>200495508You Just Know
I have not missed Jimmy.
>hey can i talk about myself instead?
>jimmy show and tellugh
Jimmy is like the Carrot Top of Fishtank. He needs his props.
Tayleigh and Jimmy
i forgot how fucking annoying this stupid dyke is i'm pretty close to turning this off despite being one of the loser 24/7 watchers both seasons
Odds on shitty jimmy mixtape for x hours?
>>200495479>IRA MEN MIRA TE EZPLICO
>>200495571It's fucking awful
>>200495485Sams bits were actually pretty funny
>>200495506BLACKED
>>2004954851st half 3/4 SLOP2nd half - KINOKike on a Bike - KINO
>no jon or gregwell desu these four are a pretty good core
>>200495479Its past that old man's bed time. Remember he was asleep by 10pm every night
Sam didn't advertise this shit at all. What have I missed since it started?
You have to be as retarded as Jimmy to not find his antics entertaining
>>200495517_________________777777777777777_____________________________7777_______________777______________________7777______________________7777________________77______________________________77_____________77________________________________777__________n____________________________________n_________77____________________________________77_______77______________________________________71______n________________________________________n_____77________________________________________77____n__________________________________________n___71__________________________________________1___77_____7777777777______________777777777____77_7b5uuu73u7n755577771u_______7u77777un7u7761u54d7_7____7677770000u77_u6u17771q7776000d75__357_77__77____57_71443u777_u7______4777590097n__37__17___n____51___________37______u___________747_71_____1____77177777777717______1177777777777___1_____77________________71______u_______________77____77_______________77________7______________71____77______________n___________71____________77_____17_____________u___________17____________n_______n______________7__7____7777____________17________n777______77____77777777__7_________75___________43u______7___534747315nbo77_______74n___________33qu7____7__500088880008877______347n____________73747______u0888888888807_____75d1______________17_n7n______40888888880u_____71u7u_____________77___74517____ud088880d7____7357__17____________17_____1746_____771777___7u3377____1___________77_______774u51377777_7776o577______17_________77______7_____771nu4nouu5_7u__________17____
>>200495523jus the shitty trail cams.
>>200495550dasha is eating taylor out right this moment. and letty doesn't even know.
>>200495521We need to see her yummy little flaps again.
>>200495519>post itit's a shopped post, doesn't exist
WHERE THE FUCK IS GREG
Nice!
>>200495566This is probably the funniest image to come out of season 2 dude lmao
someone tell greg that wearing marpat is stolen valor
Come join it's comfy as fuck>https://www.youtube.com/live/KDHBt3Kt_3Y
>>200495608chilll
>>200495604simping for some coalburner lol
where is greg at
>tayleigh thinks they can make marshmallows from scratch
>>200495545None of us did, except for the weirdos. I think most people hated her because we didn't know what the show was and she was a conniving bitch. now that we know tay is a worse, ugly version of that, letty kicks ass
This is kinda lame
this should have just been comfy camptank in the woods instead of all that overproduced shit that wont work.
If TJ doesn’t show up by tomorrow when Jon shows up I will stop watching (unless he comes back)
>Jimmy is content!And the content is yapping and shitty prop comedy
>>200495590He only 29 they got it wong on da websites
>>200495592>jimmy and not coleone job
how do marshmallows taste like?
>>200495609click the cross in the corner to get to the 'all cams' screen and *then* click director modeseems to work for me
when is the other retard showing up?
>>200495485the sloppiest slop there's ever beenIt's fucking over. season 3 isn't going to happen. goran fucked it.
>>200495299Imagining having her shackled to my radiator
>>200495637God she's so fucking stupid, hardest worker btw!!!
>>200495657sugar
>>200495642welcome to fishtank
just use the back of the axe jimmy you retard
I reaaalllly wish Ms.Betty would let me follow her on twitter. I promise to be nice!
So what's the goal? Just LARP for two weeks?
>>200495636He got badly hurt on the bike earlier but has been pretending to be okay and is currently being rushed to the hospital with internal bleeding
>>200495545She got rid of the femcel haircut and glasses and is wearing makeup. She wasn't this hot during s1.
wait someone tell tai not greg that its stolen valor. I bet he takes them off
yummy
>>200495553>soda man has leprosy
>>200495647dont forget his trademarked aspergian "saying random thing in a monotone voice" style of comedy
>>200495664Thanky ou anon
>>200495662replace tayleigh or jimmy with taylor for fucks sakejust look at those titties
Someone post the duke and tai convo
hows goran's wilderness summer camp going so far?
>>200495656she got passed around, remember?
Any time Letty opens her mouth ever
Jimmy is so fucking lame it's unreal.
>letty and tai stole a bunch of wigger weedLMAO
>>200495677Yes?
>>200495456Rip betty simps, how long's she been doing this shit?
I have absolutely zero respect for people that think Jimmy is funny
so is that character gonna be something Jimmy is desperately gonna try to get over
>>200495685I'm glad she's back.
>>200495577the mixtape thing and his documents being discovered were kino, basically the only good things about him being there imo
>letty is horny for TaiWasn't expecting this
reminder that jimmy is not a virgin and that he has had sex with over 30 different women
>>200495710I think he is funny looking
Tayleigh is getting fucking mogged lmaoLetty is extremely cute while Tay looks like..we...Spoiler: Naked Tayleigh do not click
kek Tai is smoking weedIsn't that against the rules?
weedtank
>STAY OUTSIDE YES WEED
>>200495677Yeah but also camping outside for two weeks will get tough real fast for most people so there's also the "not quitting" aspect
FOOTAGE OF THE FIRST VAMPIRE ATTACK!!!!!! https://x.com/cryo2052/status/1805775053562511430
tai and letty are the only reason to watch
lmao that wet ass long jimmy chopped up and threw in the firepit is only going to smoke them out and prevent a real fire from getting going
I hope Jimmy trips and falls on that axe
>>200495724Lol
Did they actually let Jimmy bring his stupid box of toys again?
>>200495731YOU'RE SUCH A FAGGOT I LOVE IT!
Why did Jet lie earlier and said it's not going to rain at all?
Is wingman.live like a fishtank knockoff?
>>200495724And femboys according to his online posts.
does letty still have hairy pits
are the two porta potties segregated to gender?get a shrinking potion and go into the girls toilet.
Where is Sylvia? Release the wild hog onto the survivors
>>200495636he was already saying early on that he just wants the day over so he can relax. the theory of him being a last-second replacement to force him into a main role was probably true
Does Tai listen to Vothana?
>Fire goes out>Barely any wood burned>Jimmy adds more wood
Jimmy now lighting random shit on fire. Now we're talking
>>200495763no that was his russian ex girlfriend who pretended to be him
jimmy and john are so fucking stupid
All of Jimmy’s bits are falling flat
Wheres Greg? shouldn't be be with all the other contestants?
>>200495485Alright when the technical issues weren’t making it unwatchable >>200495553Again, they look just like the Star Wars imperial cruiser girl that /tv/ simped forUncanny
>>200495768pregnant in new zealandsex with sylvia poster won
DEET TANKVAGUE LEGAL THREATS FROM LETTY TANK
>"you were like: here's your lighter back. I was like: that's Jimmy's">"yep">hits pipegold
>>200495676>I reaaalllly wish Ms.Betty would let me follow her on twitter. I promise to be nice!You are not nice to Betty, you are probably one of the guys shopping her images!
Oh my fucking GOD JIMMY SHUT THE FUCK UP
such a shit way to start a fire
whosever idea it was NOT to give these people acid should be fired IMMEDIATELY
>>200495768Shes pregnant
I am fucking praying a tree falls on Jimmy and breaks his retarded spine
Pretty BettyPretty Betty
this nigga cant make a fire lmao
>>200495768already running a like warhog
>>200495764She shaved them recently
I am very interested to see how Jon and Jimmy interact with each other.
Why is Jimmy in charge of the fire?
WHERE IS GREG?Rankings so far: >1: Greg>2: Letty>3: Jimmy>4: Tai>5: Tayleigh
>>200495724He has never cum tho (his claim)
Can't believe I've watched this shit for 5 hours waiting for something exiting to happen, total waste of time, I'm going to bed, gn guys.
I got in trouble at summer camp with fire once, I kept making it bigger and bigger until i was putting entire downed tree's on the fire, the flames were. starting to reach the upper canopy.
>>200495780What else is new?
>>200495780the news bit was good
>>200495796he chopped up a wet long right after they were given firewood and place it right in the center of the fire pit
>>200495721Anons were saying the same thing about every guy she talked with during S1.
Jimmy is gonna start a wildfire once it gets drier
>hey jet, is TTS on?
>>200495768She’s pregnant by the anon the posted sexwithsilvia everyday on these threads
>jimmy is talking
man I'm glad I was a boyscout, this is embarrassing.
Jimmy is so funny when he isn't trying to be funny
>>200495799I will genuinely go to church on Sunday if that happens
Jimmy just smoking up the area and they can't leave. Based retard.
Jon is gonna completely fuck up this dynamic and as soon as he comes on it's just gonna be the Jon show
>>200495808PICS.,....?
Jimmy retard not knowing anything about fires is pissing me off. When the fuck is jon getting there so he can show him how to be a REAL man.
>>200495695https://streamable.com/czxt0s
>>200495811their egos will undoubtedly clash at some point
>>200495797Chucks insanity really made Sam sad
>>200495822lol what a retard
Was greg like a last minute replacement for vance? They still kept his drawing.
>>200495791>they're reallol
>>200495273can someone post the letty pencil tits webm? thanks
Where the fuck this nigga at?
>>200495830a jimmy is talking. shut up and listen.
MDE NEVER DIES
>>200495733They are outside so it doesnt apply
WHEN WILL HE RETURN
>>200495860fucking taylor
>>200495855Vance is coming in a few days
Tai making all the babes giggle.
contestants should've been a bunch of teams. Tay/Jimmy, Letty/Tai, TJ/Taylor, Brian/Trish etc.
>>200495823they were right
>>200495779>>200495780>>200495710If you’re as autistic as them you can’t laugh at them only cringe out of contempt. Normal people don’t get mad at retarded people telling bad jokes
>>200495864IT JUST GETS REALLY REALLY SHITTY
>jimmys attempt at making a fireyikes my dood, oof and cringe
Gregpilled
>>200495864I’m watching it die rn
tai already bored as fuck
>>200495847Jon is a heroic firefighter. He'll immediately extinguish it.
>>200495847how many matches will he use?
I can't wait for Jon to cook up some Jonslop and set the entire forest on fire
>>200495813Put Tai up higher
Jon better body Jimmy
kek Jimmy is so fucking based
>>200495816what an ugly boy
>>200495813Him on the bike was the hardest I laughed all day
>>200495817powerful stuff
GORAN TURN ON TTS
>the smoke is just blowing into their sleeping quarters
>>200495882That's just not true at all what the fuck are you talking about lmfao
where the fuck is jon
>>200495841True. We really missed out on tard rage today. I want him to go full survivalist and call their bedding shit and make his own camp
>>200495855vance is OTW but was delayed
>wet wood and newspaper in the firepit>all smoke no fireJimmy sure knows what he’s doing
>>200495830>sound plays anyway
>>200495855vance is arriving 27th or 28th I think, he's doing a show (he's a musician or something)
>>200495592Everyone was vaguely told the rules of the game. If you go down (shot or hit by a vampire) you have to be revived by a medic or sacrifice 1 of your 3 armbands. Some people have guns, some have swords or crossbows, and Letty has 'magic' abilities (colored beanbags). Sam is The Duke, an immortal vampire who rules the town. There hasn't been much other than cameos of past fish. There was one Vampire attack earlier with no lasting casualties other than Jimmy losing one of Tai's precious bullets in the grass when he tripped fleeing.
>>200495877Jimmy is going to help you get the snail out ofyour ear
oh my fucking god "must be humid out today" jimmy is a fucking RETARD holy shit someone put him out of his misery
>>200495899>Jon manages to set off a fire alarm in the fucking woods
Kino
>>200495911it'll keep the skeeters off em
It's gonna get really gay and retarded when Jon shows up.
>>200495840It does reduce the insects
>>200495793I hope he never stops talking :)
>>200495895https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z7blUeuTEjs
tai is gonna be on joe rogan before sam, right?
will this faggot ever get a fire going? holy shit
i miss her so much lads
this nigga put wet leaves on the fire?
>>200495905You have to either be 13 or mentally retarded to think this
>>200495780Yes, Tai is doing goodLetty is doing goodJimmy not so muchTayleigh also floundering...I think that she will resort to violence against Letty soon
>no fatty sitting by the fire belting out simple man
SMOKETANK
>>200495933So fucking cringe
just toss the box of matches in at this point
I'm bored. Did anything at all happen today?
>No JosieI really want to see her suffer Jimbo
>>200495913pwane
>>200495972Tayleigh has been flirting with Letty (she's a dyke)
>>200495912>>200495933
When is the scheduled fatty and/or frank appearance?
everyone there is gonna get Emphysema
>>200495961>12 more years
>>200495860Probably doing fake concussion testing after falling from the bike.
reddit jimmy legit has an IQ under 85 probably why he gets along so well with the black guy
Watching Jimmy try to make a fire is a special kind of torture.
>>200495922Vance was the guy trying to sell letty the potion, retard. And stop posting Tayleigh
HE KEEPS STUFFING FUCKING NEWSPAPER IN PLEASE SOMEONE KILL THIS RETARD ALREADY HOLY FUCK.
Why is everyone just leaving Jimmy to start the fire?
>RED ALERT, RED ALERT, THAT IS A GAY GUY, GAY GUY RIGHT HERE.
>>200495964She was there earlier, she brought out the food.
>>200495974soon
is jimmy suffering from arrested development ?
>>200495974Good
>>200495989>Tayleigh has been flirting with Letty (she's a dyke)Tayleigh was the abuser in one of her previous relationships
Camping with Jimmy would be an actual nightmare
>>200495988unbelievably based of jon to come this late when everybody is waiting for him
:)
Jimmy must have tried starting this fire at least five times now.
What kinda fire is reddit jimmy making?
99% chance jon comes in late intentionally because it makes him feel more special
>>200495994the real question is when does the boss nigger show up
Bitty Poor Bitty, attacked Bitty, hurt Bitty, in need of love BittyShe should be happy Bitty, lovely Bitty, silly Bitty!
>Everyone coughing>Jimmy keeps adding shitBased.
>>200495894I can't tell if this is edited to move everything around or Im being mandela effected
jimmy is legitimately 75 IQ wasting an ENTIRE BOX OF MATCHES TRYING TO START A FIRE HOLY FUCKING SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT WHAT A FUCKING RETARD IM SCREAMING.
>>200496035he's using damp wood which is why it's so smoky
They maybe should have asked if anyone actually knew how to live outside
>>200496023>in one of herin both
>>200495988Jet needs to organize this retards flights. Remember s1 when he was amazed that vance left at the same time as him from the same airport but got there 12 hours earlier than him?
I want to camp with Vance and Lance and yeah around a campfire
How does this tard not know how to get a fire going. Start small burning small things. Use the lid from the box as a fan to keep the flame. Add dead woods
>>200496032her and Taylor MOG everyone
>>200496043no he's just retarded
>>200496032i'm glad /ftl/ is finally realizing how much of a snack trish is after spending over a month simping for a bony ghoul
>just set the match on top of the log
why don't they have night vision cams? how are we supposed to watch this slop with no light?
>>200496035one with no kindling
>>200496019and i miss her still.i sit, and i yearn.
MATCH NUMBER 14
>jimmy has to have a woman come show him how to start a fireit's over
>camera guy coughing from all the smokekek
>>200496043Is he even coming? I can see him quitting at last minute due to a divine revelation or some other retarded shit
>That's like plasticky paper>No that's just inkYOU FUCKING RETARDED FAGGOT HOLY SHIT
Jimmy trying to chemically poison the forest.
>>200496032I need to plap this sex goddess
I've always wanted to go to retard summer camp. Not!Bad show Jet. Start making them yell at each other or I'm not watching S3.
Bros how do you efficiently start a fire so I can never replicate what Jimmy's doing?
>>200495964
>>200496043jon is a very special boy
>>200496045could they really not get either of the champs back for this "all star" season?
>>200496043Or hes the only one arriving from the West Coast and flights in the Northeast have been fucked by recent storms
>>200495935kek
HES PUTTING FUCKING PLASTIC IN THE FIRE JESUS CHRIST ITS OVER
Cancertank
how is jimmy real
JIMBONINAN KINO
>>200496066unironically hard to watch this shit without them. if everything else sucks ass at least let me look at pretty retarded women wander around aimlessly.
>>200495780Jimmy is a "laugh at" character and the people who don't get that are schizo retards like him
No kindling?
>>200496050It's just flipped.
MATCH NUMBER 16
I love how based Jimmy works this general into a shoot seethe every time
Jimmy it should take 1-3 matches at most to start a fire you fucking retard.And now you're lighting thick glossy paper on fire too.You can literally use small bits of wood for kindling
>>200496068She has actual eyebrows now
>ive had sex with over 30 fires
>>200496094Look up Swiss method
>>200496060jon picks the cheapest flights with the worst layovers because he has no money
imagine going camping with jimmy
This fire bit has got me in stitches!!! Jimmy kino!
>>200496068Growing her eyebrows out made a huge difference
Jimmy attempting a fire is the most entertaining thing to happen all day.
>>200496053It's just the humidity he's an experienced fire starter
Are the really going to blow through 300 matches failing to even grasp the basic principles of starting a fire?actual retards confirmed
>brought the worst kind of paper too kek, that shit doesn't burn and leaves a ton of ash
>>200496007Many amateurs think that making a fire if just making a pile of flammable objects then putting fire on top of itFor example, look how Jimmy just set a piece of paper on fire then placed it ON TOP of a dense pile of wet wood>it just keeps going out… hmm…
if only vance were here
Where the fuck is this nigga??????
>>200496054no.they should've given them a single paperback survival guide, and prompted them to use it as kindling
My 16 year old daughter can do a better job setting up a campfire.
why are they not fanning
>>200495980anyone?
>>200496095all her titty fat went to her ass
>>200496112truth
>>200495273we need Jon to here to save this
>>200496094Start with smaller sticks/twigs and paper/birch bark, put some slightly bigger sticks on when it's burning, put the logs on last
>it's the humidity Lmao
Goran gassing the whole place and now the one safe place has a bunch of burning plastic, pure kino finally starts
Zapperbros we are feasting tonight
>>200496094You literally take the lighter and set something else on fire and then you put those things next to other things you want to set on fireI don't understand how Jimmy is failing thisfires start literally by themselves in the wild
READ UP FAGGOTS SO YOU DON'T EMBARRASS YOURSELVES:>grab the bark or a bunch of small twigs, take your hat off>flip your hat inside out, put the bark inside>squeeze and mulch that shit up, dump it out and put your hat back on>grab some branches, break them up into twig sized piece>grab some branches, break them into finger sized pieces>get some logs ready, use an axe to half or quarter them>light your mulch, feed the twigs, then feed the finger pieces, then feed the branches and logs
>>200496097Tj is injured and josie hates camping
How many fishtank contestants does it take to start a fire?
Sgt Pen is watching in disappointment.
>>200496106he's just too based for this gay earth
>>200496070literal retard, it's painful to watch
>>200496097>Josie in S2>Miserable experienceshe can just stay in new mexico with her simps. we want more letty
>>200496097I'm certain TJ will show up. He has some kind of bit tied to Taylor character. Her RP husband is dead and I think they're going to revive him later, or he will show up as a vampire.
JIMMY AND HIS FUCKING SURVIVAL SKILLS >assemble the cole army
6700 viewers according to the website so that means 2k which is a normal sam stream bravo jet
season1 was the only one worth watching live, the dwindling laggards in chat & this thread are subhuman terminal MDE orbiters with cryokeen physiognomy
>>2004960941. light small dry things on fire2. feed the fire progressively larger dry things
>>200496094In this situation you would take the grate off, not be a lazy sperg and get some small sticks and kindling and have bigger pieces ready to put on and build it up until whatever you put on it will burn.
>>200495780S1 players no sold his attempts
>>200496032Ive always know she was hot, but she's just trash.
>>200496094you put the small quick burning stuff under the logs (paper/twigs/whatever) and light from the bottom
>>200496095Flatter than a plank of wood
pretty sure jimmy put wet wood in theresome of it looked moldy too
>>200496171at least they can light a match. Failson whippet goodson wouldn't even get that far.
>>200496127LMFAO. underrated
>start watching the stream >brian's backfucking why
How does Jimmy live in the middle of nowhere and be so clueless about how to feed a campfire?
Jimmy has to be the ONLY person in the state of Vermont who can't make a campfire
>jets beautiful dark twisted fantasykeeek
I really wish Cole was looking for clues around the campsite right now...
>>200496094Use dry kindling and build it up to bigger sticksI'm speechless at how fucking stupid Jimmy is. First the hatchet and now this
I just hope Bitty will be okay….she blocked us out guys. I feel bad. I didn't even do anything, I liked her. Now shes gone.
>>200496094I've started them without newspaper beforeYou get fine or thin twigs. You put them at the bottom. Then you get some dry twigs or bits of wood like 3-6 inches and put those above the smaller stuff in a teepee. Then above that you lay the medium sized branches, then the thicker logs.
>comes on your show>does nothing>eats all the free food>says he doesn't want to be on camera>leaves
>>200496204FAT WHERE IT MATTERSIN HER ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSI WANT HER ASSSSSSSSSSSSSI WANT TO PUT MY PENIS IN HER ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBIG BOUNCY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Watching Jimmy make fire worse than watching TJ paint
>>20049611275% of people who consume this type of content have no concept of this. They basically try to relate to the people online and don't understand their people to laugh at be/be entertained by.Its the same people that are personally offended when a lolcow like gothic king cobra is untruthful or someshit. Its 90 iq autist behavior
How have Tay's tits been looking so far?
Why would they trust jimmy to make the fire? They really need jon there to save the day
>>200496147>”got a problem, bud?”
>>200496194post body and face
>>200496094Few big logs on bottom, few in the middle, smaller ones on top, kindling and shavings at the very top, light with paper, blow for 2-3 minutes. That’s it.
>>200496238Her whats?
>>200496220even if he were we wouldn't see anything because whippet wiggers spent the nightvision money on pills
>>200496213
TTS jimmy to use all the matches at once to quickstart it.
>>200496228blacked im 'fraid
>>200496094Light small sticks and some paper first, place those under the big logs stacked so theyre close enough to catch flame but far enough so they dont smother the flames that are already on the sticks. You need aome airflow but not too much
>letty blowing smoke up jet's ass
>>200496094You have to start small with dry kindling and slowly add more/bigger fuel. A small fire lacks the energy or heat to catch larger/wetter things on fire. If you just try to ignite a big fucking pile of wood you'll need a fucking blowtorch.
>>200496230literally me the player
>>200496213look at the joy on Tom's face... is it from fucking letty or just from cucking jeremy?
>>200496145I miss him so much bros
>>200496238Sad.
>>200496112except he is not even good to laugh at, he is just insufferable
>>200496256I know and DONT care
It gets dark early there, it started getting dark awhile ago too. There's only an hour difference but it's still broad daylight for CST chads.
>>200496230Does he even need the earpiece? Dude is more of a prop than an npc
>>200496213he literally has autism, he's literally a retard, but he carries himself around as the smartest of the bunch just because he has memorized stuff he read online.
>>200496242>kindling and shavings at the very topwrong and dumb as fuck
>>200496021He's cursed with having 12 year's expertise in all fields yet doomed to perform them as if it were his first day
>>200496238she's wearing like a spandex thing under her coveralls. look pretty small.
>>200496242You're wrong. You put the big pieces in a teepee shape and then put smaller stuff underneath it in layers.
Even the teepee method would have worked by now
>>200496230I don't know why they even bothered bringing him back honestly that was kinda retarded
>>200496141They keep using a lighter to spark the top of the wood stack then their hand gets hot from the lighter so they quit
>Is that Run DMC?Kek
>>200496270CST chads rise up
stay outside, yes weed
Is anything else happening tonight?
>>200496262His joy...was short lived.
>>200496230is he actually gone?
TAI SMOKING THAT VIETNAMESE MID PACK
>>200496270Louisiana hereThe sun is setting here. Will be dark soon.
>>200496185He and taylor are probably secret vampires serving the Duke
>>200496220are you gay for cole or something wtf is with this? he's not coming back and he is still talked about here all the time
>>200496132https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HIx_rESrUFI
>>200496238she has no tits you tard, its all a pushup. we saw them in s2. even letty at her skinniest mogged tays tits.
>>200496112>NOOOOOOOOO I NEED FRIENDTANK
>>200496283shame, she was looking pretty juicy that one stream i watched
>>200496270PST chads check in. Sun doesn't set until nearly 10pm
Jimmy is what you get if every /pol/ poster was one guy
>>200496298Has anything happened so far?
It lagged out for me at the time but when Jimmy was using the hatchet, did production take it off him or at least show him how not to chop his hand off?Are they going to allow him to pick it up again?
>>200496279Try it next time, retard.
>>200496230What was jets thought process when hiring this retard again? Didnt he get hassled in 8 seconds flat and cry his way home?
>>200496268you like it I think
>>200496228bro seriously?she's posting lewds rn
>>200496159The ozone machine arc could’ve been so kino, glad to see a sequel
>>200496278People who hate Jimmy only hate him because they hate themselves.
>>200496204>not into small tit, fat ass buildyou're missing out
Greg status?>>200496329
>Hmmmm
This is Tai btw
>>200496329Average /pol/ poster is much browner but yes absolutely
>TAYLEIGH... I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO START FIRES... WHY DON'T YOU REMEMBER THE TIME WE SPENT TOGETHER...>*BEEEEEEEEEEEEEP*
>>200494749
>>200496319Colefags have always posted about him the same way the simps post about the girls, it was the funniest shit last season
>>200495864ey yo Fort Worth, Texas
>>200496230>dis gringos, dey dont know what im groing through>i'd rather stay watching el chavo del ocho than being with this fake ass nerds>weres my abuelita so she can tell me bed stories>ay ay pero QUE QUIEREN LAS PAELLERAS????????????
>>200496344i just cant stand narcissists
>>200496336ughhh I want to follow her!
>JIMMY PLEASE LET ME COME WITH YOU WHILST YOU TAKE A SHIT
>>200496112100% this. How the fuck do people not understand this? You're not supposed to think Jimmy is a serious person
>>200496333Hes also super sensitive which is good for content.
>>200496270Its the mountains to the west
>>200496323wrong.
>>200496349she should have just lit the box of matches and threw it in there
>>200496365why though
Why were you guys so mean to Betty?She locked her Twitter and is posting porn again
what is happening right now in this god awful show
>>200496317duke is a dhamphir, tj is the head vampire. he's "kidnapping" taylor sometime soon. they're going back to michigan for the rest of the season while the duke leads/competes with the hunters to find them. twist is taylor wasn't kidnapped and wants to go.
>>200496370817 gang
>>200496387He was their self-insert, where the rest of us see ourselves in jimmy or mauro
>>200496344I like Jimmy just fine, but that's a legitimately retarded way to think about it and if you have the capacity you should be able to have the self-awareness to realize how fucking retarded that sounds
>is TTS on jet?
>>200496363januki wept
>>200496363holy FUCK
>>200496332why, im in the woods every weekend and you are wrong. I know more than you
>>200496363damn, she's melting down. KWAB
Is wingman.live a spinoff?
So now that I've been part of /bant/ for the past 4 months, I've got to say that it's a pretty legit place. Why are you here discussing the fish tank universe and not over there?
>>200496363BRUTAL
>>200496130but he made $5000 fwom stocks one time
>>200496390she deserves it
>>200496363GOONING
>>200496397yeah i'm not watching I'm just going to shitpost here
has goran doxed the area by pizza box for the third time yet.
>>200496363n-nice
Tay wants Jimmy's d so bad. Are you watching this Jordan?
>>200496329/pol/ knows how to use a hatchet and how to light a fire so not quite. But the autistic ranting is accurate
the peak of sam hydes career is a shitty renn faire + haunted house
>>200496349These two deserve eachother
>>200496363WOAH BLACKED BETTY (BAM A LAM)
>>200496363it clearly fits betty, now lets see the other holes
>>200496363whats next, is gonna show us putting it in her pussy to prove it doesn't fit?
>>200496397
>>200496421ai dating app
>>200496397>new fishtank happens>new betty nudesLike clockwork. She neeeeds the attention
>>200496390It really makes me mad!
>>200496284Try my method this summer and thank me when season 3 starts.
>>200496434"are you sure I can go"
>>200496097>TJ i know you just won 70k but i have an idea>next season is out in the woods for 2 weeks>yeah like a 24/7 stream outside >we're gonna run around the trails air soft fighting>haha no there's no prize money this time actually >well I mean we're not really paying anyone it's kind of just for fun >TJ.... you there?
reminder that Cole was content king and jet and sam are hypocritical big ego fags who kicked him off for doing exactly what all the other contestants were doing the day before.
Where the FUCK is Greg?
>>200496445look on her twitter right now
>>200496433>>200496363grim
>>200496094First step is don't ask anyone on /tv/ about it
>>200496363holy fuck i'm gonna cum
>>200496349Tayleigh and Jimmy
>>200496384im thinking yes
>>200496422Too many mentally ill simps over there.
>>200496463cole is the virgin of our times
>>200496455Woops meant to be to >>200496390
>>200495822They don't have starter fluid.You're supposed to use smaller pieces of wood to get the larger pieces to burn
>>200496462>implying TJ has any free will and won't just say "uhh idk sure"
why tf is TTS off?
>>200496488Like a mom and special needs son
>>200496363It clearly fitties bitty
>>200496489We've all seen her naked.
>>200496418>I don’t want to learn new things. K.
>>200496489milk
>>200496493Were you here for season 1? Waifu wars were legendary.
>>200496363Pretty Betty! Pretty Betty!
>>200496376it's because they're pathetic retards like him. anon, we are among some of the biggest losers on earth right now.
For me it's Scott Sullivan – intelligent, nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor.
>>200496402this would actually be an interesting angle so there's no way the retarded wiggers could/would do it.
>>200495430MODS
>>200496407that show was great
>>200496489thats all bra
>>200496447Jimmy wishes he was as based as Keith Flint
>Hey kid>You wanna learn how to box?
reminder that this thread and the fishtank chat are botted with MDEjeets who are paid to make shitty posts hyping up the show and lore about their MDE orbiter friends
Is this show any good? I just started watching.
>>200496500>starter fluidwho uses that? are you a woman?>>200496512its wrong and you are an idiot
So betty simps are blacked cucks?
>>200496489>padded braher tits are actually disgusting, that's just to suck money from faggots like you
sweaty lusty sex with cat :)
joomping the shoork
>>200496543Yet you are here
>>200496446god i hope
>>200496545>it’s wrong and here’s why:
>me waiting for girls to come use the shitter
>>200496463>getting all sulky because the asian pussy left>go on live with her and brian steamrolls in and steals his girlkek
>>200496463he got kicked for saying the n word its not that complicated
>>200496531kys
>>200496554imagine the smell
>>200496543that's why i come here
>>200496519Yeah, and they've been posting on /bant/ ever since. Sad to see.
>>200496561you dont understand fire and it shows
>>200496463production post to stir up a shitstorm
>Tai standing outside a porta potty holding a crucifix to Scott while Jimmy takes a shitNow this is fishtanking
>>200496544This is the worst thing jet has ever done. He finds a way to top himself every day
>>200496511she was bulimic
[muffled grunts]
>>200496527warming up to this ginger retard
>>200496539>hey kid>you wanna buy some penis enlargement pills?
>>200496544Not really. The highs will make you stay but the rest of the time will turn you into a seether who hates Shmuel and Goran.
>>200496570scott threatening to pull out the boxing gloves from his trench coat
>>200496489>he thinks that's her titsLOL
>>200496545You fags are sperging out how Jimmy doesn't know how to start a fire even though he did the right thing when you don't have starter fluid.
>>200496592still is
post pantyshots
haven’t kept up, what was peak viewer count today?
>peak fishtank content here
>>200496570I can barely hear them and I cannot hear TTS at all. this sucks
kindling on top of the wood is the dumbest fucking thing ive ever heard. fire burns up. you are lighting stuff on fire beneath your flame, at least not easily
>>200496230he's waiting in the port a potty to suck jimmy off
>>200496583Tai is literally you
>>200496554I just know it's hairy and tight
>>200496549now but she gets off on having a bunch of far right wing guys she gets to cuck
>>200496543That's embarrassing lmao
Guys, I think Tai might be 36 years old.
>>200496363wasn't she le based nazi or something? not surprised.
>>200495273>day 1>stream lag and website crashes worse than s1 and s2 combined>already out of ideas 2 hours in>everyone already bored and gave up on RPing 45 mins in and are standing around talking about Season 2>Jon is a no show>Mauro and Brian already quit from boredom>Sensei Scott got sent in to fill dead airYeah, I'm thinking we're back.
NEW>>200496499>>200496499>>200496499NEW>>200496499>>200496499NEW>>200496499>>200496499>>200496499NEW>>200496499>>200496499>>200496499>>200496499
the little town is kinda cozy tho
>>200496329yeah he is based
scott about to break character because of tai being funny lol
>>200496613
>>200496567>>200496567keep coping and retconning as your pill supplier tells you to. Shouldn't you be making schizo prediction images and reposting joeyyslop?>>200496558I'm only here to advertise flowstreams.pw/fishtank
>>200496606>starter fluid
>>200496606lol no he didnt. I live in bumfuck alaska I start fires in wet conditions all the time.
algunas veces tremenda diarrea quiero hacer
>>200496622you are not* lighting stuff
>>200496543who tf are hannah and kitty?
>>200496606he half did the right thing by cutting up one of the pieces of firewood into small strips, but he fucked it by cutting up a random wet log from the floor and throwing it in the middle and there weren't pieces small enough to catch it going from newspaper to firewood strips
>>200496213jeremy did nothing wrong
>>200496580>you must start a fire MY WAY or it’s over >my way:kwab
>what the fuck man you're hard again? Fine just put it in my pussy so you can cum fast dude
>>200496409sounds like you know I'm right and it bothers you
>>200496682your way is pants on head retarded. my way is objectively better and I know more than you
This isn't funny.
>>200496631That's got to suck for them desu.
>>200496703weird coomer nigger shut up
>>200496639>Yeah, I'm thinking we're back.Kek. I love absorbing the show only from threads and just imagining how bad this shit it.
>>200496709wow I forgot how retarded you guys are, bravo
is Jimmy in there jacking off it's taking forever
this is DOA huh, not even a single kino moment. (maybe when greg fell off the bike)
>>200496756probably
>>200495770real KINO
>>200496761https://streamable.com/czxt0sthis is as good as it gets
>>200495456post the vid I'm leaking precum
>>200496718>here’s my way:>…
Show sucks without Taylor, Greg, Teej, Trish etc. Fly Oliver in.
>>200496703hawt
>>200496230Based, he knows this shit is retarded
>>200496703based coomer nigga keep posting
>>200496814who
>>200496789you are not smart
>>200496814>forgetting bliccy
>>200496703>bro... we have to be quiet or we'll get caught.. just... stick it in...>*plap plap plap*>ohhh fuckkk...
is there any restream? their site is shit
>>200496703she's an ugly freak but you actually almost made me horny with that anon
>>200496782kys
>>200495770vothana clan when
>>200496864>sshhhh... Jet is gonna hear us>ok.. just stick it in... hurry up>ohhh FUCKKK
Honestly this would be a lot better if it wasnt 24/7 and they just had an 8 hour time period of larping and they could plan everything out for those 8 hours on the down time.
>inserts himself in every conversation to change the subject about himself
>>200496859No way Bliccy associates with this slop anymore
bratty tay
>>200496850Are you also the type fag to argue drill v. impact for driving lags and structural screws?
>>200496936the best part of season 1 was watching letty and josie sleeping.
>>200496956>kiss my ass
>>200496814nigger is not watching the show
>>200496954not after she fell asleep in a bed of french fries with her pussy and one titty out
>>200496992diamonds
This is the worst thing I've ever watched. It's so boring and terrible.
>>200496527>hey kid, wanna buy some boxing lessons
>>200497020I wish she still had her long hair, and that bubble butt... I hate her boyish look now
>>200497054And yet you continue to watch. Curious.
>>200496154as god intended
>>200497093>bubble buttare we looking at the same woman dude
what cam yall watching? director doesnt work for me at all
>>200497269Flowstreams director
Jon welched lol
>>200497308Wigger crew status?
>>200497308Lol what a pussy
>>200497308I wonder what happened
>>200495479
>Jimmy didn't close his bugnetWhat a retard
>tai brings up Frank>Tayleigh immediate 1000 yard stare
>>200497308I FUCKING CALLED IT
>>200497308good i wasn't looking forward to that shit
>>200497623he still brags about it on twitter
>Aluminum can juices and almond waterAlzheimer bros wya
