If you could jump through the screen and do unspeakable things with a character, whom would it be?For me, it's Trash from Return of the Living Dead. I'd drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie. There is no mortal man that could keep me from Trash given the opportunity. If someone got in my way, I'd make them re-write the Geneva Convention to account for all the new and unprecedented war crimes I'd commit against said person.
Shatner. I'd fuck William Shatner.
>>200626108I'm a heterosexual guy and I can confidently say I understand
